So I was walking down the street...

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Wendy

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So I was walking down the street...
« on: September 18, 2009, 05:52:06 PM »
And I found a dollar. It was an actual dollar too, which is sort of unusual seeing as how it's not our national currency over here. I picked it up, and contemplated for a moment how absurdly improbable it was that I had found this large gilded coin. I almost lol'd when I turned it around to see an embossed picture of a native American woman with the word LIBERTY stamped over it in bold lettering. So while I'm standing in the middle of the sidewalk obstructing traffic and looking like an idiot, I hear a voice shouting out "did you find my coin?" This was also in English, which I found rather odd. A girl who looked about my age approached me, and I asked "was it a silver dollar?" when she said yes I jokingly answered that this couldn't be hers since it wasn't silver. She laughed and looked strangely relieved as I gave her the coin back. Turns out she was a coin collector from the states, and that one was only minted for a year or so. I wished her good luck with the hunt for moar coinage, and went on my merry way. I still regret not asking her to have coffee with me or something. I wonder how her day was.
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Re: So I was walking down the street...
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2009, 05:54:07 PM »
And I found a dollar. It was an actual dollar too, which is sort of unusual seeing as how it's not our national currency over here. I picked it up, and contemplated for a moment how absurdly improbable it was that I had found this large gilded coin. I almost lol'd when I turned it around to see an embossed picture of a native American woman with the word LIBERTY stamped over it in bold lettering. So while I'm standing in the middle of the sidewalk obstructing traffic and looking like an idiot, I hear a voice shouting out "did you find my coin?" This was also in English, which I found rather odd. A girl who looked about my age approached me, and I asked "was it a silver dollar?" when she said yes I jokingly answered that this couldn't be hers since it wasn't silver. She laughed and looked strangely relieved as I gave her the coin back. Turns out she was a coin collector from the states, and that one was only minted for a year or so. I wished her good luck with the hunt for moar coinage, and went on my merry way. I still regret not asking her to have coffee with me or something. I wonder how her day was.

"Coffee". Hmmm..someone has other things on his mind.
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Re: So I was walking down the street...
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2009, 05:56:21 PM »
Indeed I do. I don't drink coffee, so I would have gone with tea and a biscuit or something. Score! :D
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Re: So I was walking down the street...
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2009, 06:01:57 PM »
Indeed I do. I don't drink coffee, so I would have gone with tea and a biscuit or something. Score! :D

Oh come on. We all know you have an inner desire for that woman. ;)
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Wendy

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Re: So I was walking down the street...
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2009, 06:05:39 PM »
See, that's why I don't like you. You have no humour. The correct response right there would have gone something like this:


Indeed I do. I don't drink coffee, so I would have gone with tea and a biscuit or something. Score! :D

Oh, you dirty dog you. ;D

As if I had indeed expressed an intent to fornicate with our unknown little numismatician here. Get with the times.
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Wendy

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Re: So I was walking down the street...
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2009, 06:07:54 PM »
Okay, so I'm kidding. I do like you, you show promise as an entertaining member of the forum. But still, get with the times.
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Re: So I was walking down the street...
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2009, 06:11:00 PM »
Okay, so I'm kidding. I do like you, you show promise as an entertaining member of the forum. But still, get with the times.

Need time to get with them!


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Re: So I was walking down the street...
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2009, 07:15:09 PM »
ITT: Wendy strikes out.

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Wendy

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Re: So I was walking down the street...
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2009, 07:19:42 PM »
Define strike out.
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Saddam Hussein

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Re: So I was walking down the street...
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2009, 07:37:12 PM »
Define strike out.

Failure to score with hot girl.  Was she hot?

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Re: So I was walking down the street...
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2009, 07:42:56 PM »
She was more cute than hot. She had the nerd glasses and all. It was all kind of bizarre. What should I have done? Just whipped it out and stuck it in the pooper?
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Re: So I was walking down the street...
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2009, 07:45:06 PM »
She was more cute than hot. She had the nerd glasses and all. It was all kind of bizarre. What should I have done? Just whipped it out and stuck it in the pooper?

Never mind, for a moment I forgot who I was talking to.

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Wendy

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Re: So I was walking down the street...
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2009, 07:52:57 PM »
I kid, you fool. Aside from the nerd glasses she had a nice rack, and yes, she was hot. I would probably have scored with her if I were not late for something rather important right then and there. She seemed like the easy type.
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Saddam Hussein

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Re: So I was walking down the street...
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2009, 08:07:54 PM »
I kid, you fool. Aside from the nerd glasses she had a nice rack, and yes, she was hot. I would probably have scored with her if I were not late for something rather important right then and there. She seemed like the easy type.

Well, I'm sure she'd appreciate knowing that you liked her just because you thought you might get to score with her quickly.  Sexist bastard.

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Wendy

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Re: So I was walking down the street...
« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2009, 08:08:35 PM »
Never mind, for a moment I forgot who I was talking to.
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Re: So I was walking down the street...
« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2009, 03:34:45 AM »
Silly Wendywoo
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Re: So I was walking down the street...
« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2009, 11:44:48 AM »
Gold dollars aren't rare. Just no one uses them. I think I have 5 of them.
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Wendy

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Re: So I was walking down the street...
« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2009, 03:36:41 PM »
Still, you'll want one if you have a complete collection. At least that's what she told me.
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Re: So I was walking down the street...
« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2009, 05:06:33 PM »
Still, you'll want one if you have a complete collection. At least that's what she told me.

You've already admitted that this story was bullshit.

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Wendy

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Re: So I was walking down the street...
« Reply #19 on: September 21, 2009, 06:42:22 AM »
I've said that it was, yes. But you know me, I'm a total mythomaniac.
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