The notsoflat earth

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The notsoflat earth
« on: May 31, 2009, 02:07:56 AM »
Can anyone explain to me, without saying things like 'They lie to you' or 'You are shallow minded', why the earth is flat? And why do you say satilates don't excist? Ever heard of Google Earth. It's entirely correct.
Those who believe the earth is flat, your brain is flat too.


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Re: The notsoflat earth
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2009, 09:00:49 AM »
You'll have to do better than an empty search field.
A wise man once said: "Pity those who suffer from stupidity".
I say: "Point and laugh".

I have a serious affliction, I happen to be allergic to stupid shit.

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Re: The notsoflat earth
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2009, 10:08:02 AM »
Can anyone explain to me, without saying things like 'They lie to you' or 'You are shallow minded', why the earth is flat? And why do you say satilates don't excist? Ever heard of Google Earth. It's entirely correct.

Satellite signals are actually provided by fleets of high-altitude planes. One such fleet is owned by Baal Corporation, the aerospace contractor who provides Google with their mapping imagery. I'm shortly going to be releasing some fresh research on this topic, actually.
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Re: The notsoflat earth
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2009, 11:35:16 AM »
Then how do mobile phones connect together?
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Re: The notsoflat earth
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2009, 11:42:24 AM »
You'll have to do better than an empty search field.

The general idea is that you type into the search field.  Searching for terms like "Google Earth" and "satellites" would really have helped you a lot.

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Re: The notsoflat earth
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2009, 01:59:53 PM »
Then how do mobile phones connect together?

Using satellite signals which, as I said, are broadcast from fleets of high-altitude planes.
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Re: The notsoflat earth
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2009, 02:20:49 PM »
"The general idea is that you type into the search field.  Searching for terms like "Google Earth" and "satellites" would really have helped you a lot."

Yes, and the idea of asking a question is that you get an awnser, not some "go find shit for yourself" link.
I mean, there's so many crackpot theories on this site, where to begin.
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I say: "Point and laugh".

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Re: The notsoflat earth
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2009, 02:24:04 PM »
Please keep your language clean on the serious discussion fora.

Anyway, I hope I have provided you with an answer (i.e., the use of high-altitude planes in place of true satellites, which are impossible by definition).
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Re: The notsoflat earth
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2009, 03:19:30 PM »
So, how do those planes keep flying? They don't need fuel?
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Re: The notsoflat earth
« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2009, 05:31:43 PM »
Can anyone explain to me, without saying things like 'They lie to you' or 'You are shallow minded', why the earth is flat? And why do you say satilates don't excist? Ever heard of Google Earth. It's entirely correct.

Shit, so when we get really close to the Earth it says "resolution not available"?

Also, lurk moar.

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Re: The notsoflat earth
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2009, 07:36:19 PM »
I work within the conspiracy as everyone knows here and the UFO's from the alien race on the other side of the planet are working along side NASA to provide these images. I think this should be added to the FAQ.


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Re: The notsoflat earth
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2009, 08:44:49 PM »
Then how do mobile phones connect together?
Towers.  They are everywhere.


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Re: The notsoflat earth
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2009, 09:03:57 PM »
Then how do mobile phones connect together?
Towers.  They are everywhere.

You don't live in the boonies, do you?
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Re: The notsoflat earth
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2009, 09:06:11 PM »
No, why?


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Re: The notsoflat earth
« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2009, 11:09:56 PM »
Then how do mobile phones connect together?
Towers.  They are everywhere.

You don't live in the boonies, do you?

As someone that does live out in the boonies I will tell you that towers are everywhere. They even rent space on farms to erect towers.

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Re: The notsoflat earth
« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2009, 12:35:02 AM »
The fact of there being fleets of such planes rather than just a single plane means that they can take turns refuelling and repairing.
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Re: The notsoflat earth
« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2009, 02:37:38 AM »
Hahahaha  ;D Dream on man
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Re: The notsoflat earth
« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2009, 03:41:56 AM »
The fact of there being fleets of such planes rather than just a single plane means that they can take turns refuelling and repairing.

Sounds expensive.
Yeah, and they also use a specialized kerosine, because it might disengage the mobile phone signals if they didn't  :-*
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Re: The notsoflat earth
« Reply #19 on: June 01, 2009, 04:42:18 AM »
"Please keep your language clean on the serious discussion fora."

I am keeping my language clean.
If a simple "shit" (which was a replacement for "stuff" in that sentence) is enough to make you state that comment you
probably shouldn't be on the internet, period.
And "serious discussion fora"?, puh-lease, all I've seen so far is one deluded rant/statement after the other (the arguements displayed here are good, though in comparison to what I've read fairly weak, examples).

And don't forget which section we're in:
Quote "LIGHT CHAT about Flat Earth topics as well as about the forums in general." Unquote.

The only thing serious about this forum is that, suprisingly, the people here actualy take themselves, and eachother seriously, which in turn is a very serious case of delusional disorder.

Delusional Disorder:

1. It is a primary disorder.
2. It is a stable disorder characterized by the presence of delusions to which the patient clings with extraordinary tenacity.
3. The illness is chronic and frequently lifelong.
4. The delusions are logically constructed and internally consistent.
5. The delusions do not interfere with general logical reasoning (although within the delusional system the logic is perverted) and there is usually no general disturbance of behavior. If disturbed behavior does occur, it is directly related to the delusional beliefs.
6. The individual experiences a heightened sense of self-reference. Events which, to others, are nonsignificant are of enormous significance to him or her, and the atmosphere surrounding the delusions is highly charged.

You people wouldn't know the truth even if it somehow got a physical form, stood up, walked up to you, wrote "I'm a retard" on your faces and bitchslapped you.
Alternatively, you people still wouldn't know the truth even if you got strapped onto a rocket and blasted into outer space.
"meh meh, optical illusion, meh meh"

I mean, fleets of airplanes (piloted by disabled children, though Bee was mocking you guys with this statement :P) and towers instead of satelites, icewalls, denying north/south pole magnetism (don't know the correct term), sunrise/sunset being just an optical illusion, not to mention the so called "maps" of this supposed fairy tale version of Earth.

On a quick sidenote, in case people think Tyrant and I are the same person (due to our mutual avatar), that's incorrect.
We're just friends who happen to have the same taste.
He's the debater, trying his best not to "rofl" whenever you guys post.
I'm the comic relief, making fun of you all for (mostly) my own amusement (my sig. explains it all).

After all, before I signed up I had already seen more than enough topics to conclude that the mountains of solid evidence which are presented to you people are nowhere near enough to tear you loose from your unfounded and delusional paranoia about this "conspiracy" concerning a flat earth.
And whenever someone has you by the balls (undeniable arguements and scientifically proven FACTS) you present some crackpot theory (like sunrise/sunset being an optical illusion, I mean COME ON!), note it as scientifically proven (which means I can claim that the sun is purple and made of candy and it will immediately be scientifically proven) and consider yourselves the winner.
Either that or you avoid the discussion, change the topic with the help of fellow flat-brainers and/or wait for the topic to die out.

After a few hours of non-stop reading through this forum I asked myself this question "What should I do? Should I pity them or make fun of them?", and I guess it's pretty obvious what the awnser was.
And you have to admit, looking at it from an outward perspective, this IS funny xD.
And for what it's worth, I thank you all for giving me something to waste a few minutes of my day on.
After all, without retards like you to make fun of, people like me would be pretty bored.

Perfect example of delusional disorder:

"I only see one earth, and that is a flat one.

By: Raa.
   
I don't find it funny, it makes me cry how stupid they are. They are like lemmings following each other in to the sea of hell. Even Hell needs feul and that is exactly what they are, and that's why there are so many of them also, because hell is pretty big. As a matter of fact it is below us in this grand earth.
   You know, we have to be able to pull out of the lemming society, separtate ourselves from them, have our own salvation. Look how round earthers are never sure of any thing except things which haven't been prooven. They think that they are ok because of the mathematical formula which goes like this; 2 negatives multiplied = a positive. ---the 1st negative is the unproven theory...the 2nd negative is the acceptance of an unproven theory --- the multipliction is the media or popularity of the fantasy and its' authors...and the positive is the flat earthers defence system against any authorized acceptance of negativity.
    I'm pretty sure that you round earthers feel bad about this post, but if you don't get it right, you'll be feeling bad for a lot longer than a few minutes."

He uses a few big words, some half-baked nonsense about two negatives making a positive somehow explaining why we supposedly "think" the earth is round, throws in a few Hells here and there and his arguement is set.
If something isn't proven you can THINK that it's true, and it's a theory at most.
When something (like the earth being round) is proven, you KNOW that it's true, thus it becomes a FACT.

More to come (If I feel like it).

Yours mockfully, LunarCry A.K.A. Seymour13 (my usual online alias next to LunarCry).
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I say: "Point and laugh".

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Re: The notsoflat earth
« Reply #20 on: June 01, 2009, 08:47:07 AM »
Not really when you consider the immense profit it generates and the fact that much of airline and aerospace industry infrastructure is part of a friendly network of conspiratorial satanist sub-cliques.

The most egregious example of this lucrative cost-benefit analysis is the GPS hoax. Government contracts running into literally billions of dollars every couple of years easily offset the cost of perpetually fuelling a couple of decommissioned fighters and bombers (the 50th Space Wing originated as a conventional aircraft squardron from the cold war).

Likewise, Baal Corp makes far more money from their contract with Google than any kind of costs they incur.
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Re: The notsoflat earth
« Reply #21 on: June 01, 2009, 09:19:16 AM »


Likewise, Baal Corp makes far more money from their contract with Google than any kind of costs they incur.

Umm that would be called profit. I'm afraid to ask but... Who is Baal Corp?

Oh my gosh, you can actually understand what he is saying and can translate it into your own words? You have a gift.

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Tyrant

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Re: The notsoflat earth
« Reply #22 on: June 01, 2009, 09:43:14 AM »


Likewise, Baal Corp makes far more money from their contract with Google than any kind of costs they incur.

Umm that would be called profit. I'm afraid to ask but... Who is Baal Corp?

Oh my gosh, you can actually understand what he is saying and can translate it into your own words? You have a gift.
More gift then you flatbrained people who think the earth is flat and satillites dont excist  :-*
Those who believe the earth is flat, your brain is flat too.


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Re: The notsoflat earth
« Reply #23 on: June 01, 2009, 09:50:58 AM »


Likewise, Baal Corp makes far more money from their contract with Google than any kind of costs they incur.

Umm that would be called profit. I'm afraid to ask but... Who is Baal Corp?

Oh my gosh, you can actually understand what he is saying and can translate it into your own words? You have a gift.
More gift then you flatbrained people who think the earth is flat and satillites dont excist  :-*

It looks like you started a sentence then forgot to finish it. You also used "then" instead of "than" misspelled satellites, don't, and exist.

Is your gift making yourself nearly impossible to understand on the internet?

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Re: The notsoflat earth
« Reply #24 on: June 01, 2009, 10:01:21 AM »
I'm a retard and I believe the following:

Not really when you consider the immense profit it generates and the fact that much of airline and aerospace industry infrastructure is part of a FRIENDLY NETWORK of CONSPIRATORIAL SATANIST sub-cliques.

The most egregious example of this lucrative cost-benefit analysis is the GPS HOAX. GOVERNMENT CONTRACTS running into literally billions of dollars every couple of years easily offset the cost of perpetually fuelling a couple of DECOMMISSIONED FIGHTERS and BOMBERS (the 50th Space Wing originated as a conventional aircraft squardron from the cold war).

Likewise, Baal Corp. makes far more money from their contract with Google than any kind of costs they incur.

You in a nutshell: big words, small brain, no common sense.
I already know the awnser to this but I'll ask regardless, do you actualy believe this load of (for lack of better words) bullshit?
And using big words doesn't make your statement true, all this (once again) shows is how desperate you people are clinging to the belief of a flat earth, marking everything that indicates otherwise as a "hoax", "conspiracy", "lie" and people who have proven your "belief" to be false and/or are involved with work concerning it (NASA for example) are CONSPIRATORIAL SATANISTS amongst other things, just so you can hold on to that delusion.
You, dogplatter, are a true posterchild for Delusional Disorder.
I use the word "posterCHILD" because you obviously have the intellectual capacity of a 5 y/o.
A wise man once said: "Pity those who suffer from stupidity".
I say: "Point and laugh".

I have a serious affliction, I happen to be allergic to stupid shit.

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Re: The notsoflat earth
« Reply #25 on: June 01, 2009, 10:49:12 AM »


Likewise, Baal Corp makes far more money from their contract with Google than any kind of costs they incur.

Umm that would be called profit. I'm afraid to ask but... Who is Baal Corp?

Oh my gosh, you can actually understand what he is saying and can translate it into your own words? You have a gift.
More gift then you flatbrained people who think the earth is flat and satillites dont excist  :-*

It looks like you started a sentence then forgot to finish it. You also used "then" instead of "than" misspelled satellites, don't, and exist.

Is your gift making yourself nearly impossible to understand on the internet?
Lollzzz it iz teh internaps, w00 cars bout splling?
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Re: The notsoflat earth
« Reply #26 on: June 01, 2009, 11:37:58 AM »


Likewise, Baal Corp makes far more money from their contract with Google than any kind of costs they incur.

Umm that would be called profit. I'm afraid to ask but... Who is Baal Corp?

Oh my gosh, you can actually understand what he is saying and can translate it into your own words? You have a gift.
More gift then you flatbrained people who think the earth is flat and satillites dont excist  :-*

It looks like you started a sentence then forgot to finish it. You also used "then" instead of "than" misspelled satellites, don't, and exist.

Is your gift making yourself nearly impossible to understand on the internet?
Lollzzz it iz teh internaps, w00 cars bout splling?

Those are not words. I request that next time you use the English language when speaking with me. Harvard English is preferable.

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Re: The notsoflat earth
« Reply #27 on: June 01, 2009, 12:18:43 PM »
Nice job dodging LunarCry's message.


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Re: The notsoflat earth
« Reply #28 on: June 01, 2009, 12:22:55 PM »
Lmao at the moderator title:

Flat moderator
Global moderator

You do understand that global comes from the world being a globe? CONTRADICTION MUCH.

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Re: The notsoflat earth
« Reply #29 on: June 01, 2009, 01:00:55 PM »
Lmao at the moderator title:

Flat moderator
Global moderator

You do understand that global comes from the world being a globe? CONTRADICTION MUCH.

You do understand that "Global Moderator" is predefined label that came with the forum software, don't you?  "Flat Moderator" is a user definable label that happens to show up above the global mod label.
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