I am an idiot

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Parsifal

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I am an idiot
« on: April 09, 2009, 01:59:29 PM »
Me: Bye!
Dad: Where are you going?
Me: Uni.
Dad: It's Easter Friday.
Me: Oh...
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2009, 02:00:50 PM »
I have school on good friday.

Wow your school is religious. Don't they separate religion and schooling?

/acting like a European

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Re: I am an idiot
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2009, 02:01:50 PM »
I have school this Friday.
You can't outrun death forever
But you can sure make the old bastard work for it.

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Re: I am an idiot
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2009, 02:03:04 PM »
I have school on good friday.

Wow your school is religious. Don't they separate religion and schooling?

/acting like a European
Europe hasn't even gotten around to separating church and state yet.

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Re: I am an idiot
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2009, 02:03:46 PM »
We have days off on holidays, as well. So much for separation of church and state.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Re: I am an idiot
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2009, 02:24:52 PM »
And we have the days after holidays off.
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Mr. Ireland

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Re: I am an idiot
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2009, 03:39:40 PM »
Is anyone really complaining when they get a holiday off?

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Re: I am an idiot
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2009, 03:55:05 PM »
Me: Bye!
Dad: Where are you going?
Me: Uni.
Dad: It's Easter Friday.
Me: Oh... do I have to?
Dad: You know I fuck your sweet tender ass every year on Easter Friday. This is how we give thanks to Our Lord Jesus Christ.
Me: Daddy please be gentle.
Dad: I will son. I will.

:( *hugs*

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Re: I am an idiot
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2009, 03:57:25 PM »
Me: Bye!
Dad: Where are you going?
Me: Uni.
Dad: It's Easter Friday.
Me: Oh... do I have to?
Dad: You know I fuck your sweet tender ass every year on Easter Friday. This is how we give thanks to Our Lord Jesus Christ.
Me: Daddy please be gentle.
Dad: I will son. I will.

:( *hugs*

Yawn.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2009, 06:21:23 PM »
Me: Bye!
Dad: Where are you going?
Me: Uni.
Dad: It's Easter Friday.
Me: Oh... do I have to?
Dad: You know I fuck your sweet tender ass every year on Easter Friday. This is how we give thanks to Our Lord Jesus Christ.
Me: Daddy please be gentle.
Dad: I will son. I will.



:( *hugs*

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GAY.

you cant see moutains because you have no eyes
DON'T EVER LEAVE, VONGEO, MOTHERFUH-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Wendy

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« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2009, 12:30:47 AM »
Is anyone really complaining when they get a holiday off?

No, I'm complaining about not getting muslim holidays off.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2009, 05:15:22 AM »
Muslims have holidays? I thought they were just Angry Days.

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Re: I am an idiot
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2009, 06:20:13 AM »
Is anyone really complaining when they get a holiday off?

No, I'm complaining about not getting muslim holidays off.

I complain about that too. I wanted to take New Day off (spring equinox) but not even the Muslims were allowed it off so I definitely wasn't :(
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« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2009, 06:37:11 AM »
We get the Jewish holidays off here, but not Good Friday, WTF? Not that I'm complaining, I don't even like religion anymore.

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« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2009, 06:45:29 AM »
a day off is a day off, its all good whatever the reason
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: I am an idiot
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2009, 06:46:47 AM »
I do not have the day off.

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« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2009, 06:49:03 AM »
Thats cos you suck
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« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2009, 06:51:11 AM »
Incorrect. I am responsible and trying to fix the world economy.

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« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2009, 06:55:08 AM »
Incorrect. You're a sucker who goes into work while better people get the day off.
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2009, 07:03:36 AM »
Incorrect. I am the one who sacrifices so you loser don't have to work. I am your hero.

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« Reply #20 on: April 10, 2009, 07:04:19 AM »
Incorrect. I am the one who sacrifices so you loser don't have to work. I should an hero.
I'm going to side with the white supremacists.

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« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2009, 07:07:32 AM »
Incorrect. I am the one who sacrifices so you loser don't have to work. I am your hero.

Whatever makes it less bitter for you
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: I am an idiot
« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2009, 07:09:58 AM »

FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH I NEED A JOB IMMA FAG AND AN INTERNET HERO.


Also, fuck off gayer. You need a job.

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« Reply #23 on: April 10, 2009, 07:12:34 AM »

FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH I NEED A JOB IMMA FAG AND AN INTERNET HERO.


Also, fuck off gayer. You need a job.

I've just found out that I could have a job if I want it actually. But its in Kenya...
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: I am an idiot
« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2009, 07:29:05 AM »

FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH I NEED A JOB IMMA FAG AND AN INTERNET HERO.


Also, fuck off gayer. You need a job.

I've just found out that I could have a job if I want it actually. But its in Kenya...
A job as food?

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« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2009, 07:30:05 AM »

FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH I NEED A JOB IMMA FAG AND AN INTERNET HERO.


Also, fuck off gayer. You need a job.

I've just found out that I could have a job if I want it actually. But its in Kenya...
A job as food?

 >:( no. A job teaching English
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: I am an idiot
« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2009, 07:31:43 AM »

FUH FUH FUH FUH FUH I NEED A JOB IMMA FAG AND AN INTERNET HERO.


Also, fuck off gayer. You need a job.

I've just found out that I could have a job if I want it actually. But its in Kenya...
A job as food?

 >:( no. A job teaching English
English? You can't speak English! You speak Engerlish!

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Colonel Gaydafi

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« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2009, 07:32:13 AM »
yeah but they don't know that..yet
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2009, 07:38:24 AM »
yeah but they don't know that..yet
Marry me, you sultry little vamp... Marry me and we will rule the flat earth!

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« Reply #29 on: April 10, 2009, 07:44:38 AM »
...nah
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?