Must stop Mars shot

I figure most people know they faked the moon shot and so are/will fake this Mars BS. 
A friend said:
 "we should go to Mars because we have the technology." 
me:"no we don't, it's 1,500 times further than the moon with 4 times the gravity and not much more atmosphere. Not to mention the money"
Him: "We have to do it to give the masses a sense of purpose"
Me: "I want to be higher on the pecking order before subscribing to the Orwellian nightmare."
Him: "It will lead to a cohesive social structure as mankind's purpose shifts to populating other planets"
Me: "If you want to be brainwashed, there are cults right here for free"

Unless we discredit the moon shot, he will win, as he is supported by your tax dollars. By publicizing flat earth facts, we can disprove the outerspace earth pictures, and save the economy and our children's sanity. 

no we don't, it's 1,500 times further than the moon with 4 times the gravity and not much more atmosphere.

Gravity doesn't exist.

The meek shall inherit the earth.  The rest of us will escape to the stars.

The meek shall inherit the earth.  The rest of us will escape to the stars.

Wouldn't that be great?

I figure most people know they faked the moon shot and so are/will fake this Mars BS. 
A friend said:
 "we should go to Mars because we have the technology." 
me:"no we don't, it's 1,500 times further than the moon with 4 times the gravity and not much more atmosphere. Not to mention the money"
Him: "We have to do it to give the masses a sense of purpose"
Me: "I want to be higher on the pecking order before subscribing to the Orwellian nightmare."
Him: "It will lead to a cohesive social structure as mankind's purpose shifts to populating other planets"
Me: "If you want to be brainwashed, there are cults right here for free"

Unless we discredit the moon shot, he will win, as he is supported by your tax dollars. By publicizing flat earth facts, we can disprove the outerspace earth pictures, and save the economy and our children's sanity. 

if we have the technology to go to the moon, then we have the technology to go anywhere.

Quote from: omnivacuity on September 17, 2008, 08:56:13 PM

I figure most people know they faked the moon shot and so are/will fake this Mars BS. 
A friend said:
 "we should go to Mars because we have the technology." 
me:"no we don't, it's 1,500 times further than the moon with 4 times the gravity and not much more atmosphere. Not to mention the money"
Him: "We have to do it to give the masses a sense of purpose"
Me: "I want to be higher on the pecking order before subscribing to the Orwellian nightmare."
Him: "It will lead to a cohesive social structure as mankind's purpose shifts to populating other planets"
Me: "If you want to be brainwashed, there are cults right here for free"

Unless we discredit the moon shot, he will win, as he is supported by your tax dollars. By publicizing flat earth facts, we can disprove the outerspace earth pictures, and save the economy and our children's sanity. 

if we have the technology to go to the moon, then we have the technology to go anywhere.

If we can drive to the next town, we can drive across the continent god damn it!

Quote from: semperround on September 18, 2008, 06:40:00 PM

Quote from: omnivacuity on September 17, 2008, 08:56:13 PM

I figure most people know they faked the moon shot and so are/will fake this Mars BS. 
A friend said:
 "we should go to Mars because we have the technology." 
me:"no we don't, it's 1,500 times further than the moon with 4 times the gravity and not much more atmosphere. Not to mention the money"
Him: "We have to do it to give the masses a sense of purpose"
Me: "I want to be higher on the pecking order before subscribing to the Orwellian nightmare."
Him: "It will lead to a cohesive social structure as mankind's purpose shifts to populating other planets"
Me: "If you want to be brainwashed, there are cults right here for free"

Unless we discredit the moon shot, he will win, as he is supported by your tax dollars. By publicizing flat earth facts, we can disprove the outerspace earth pictures, and save the economy and our children's sanity. 

if we have the technology to go to the moon, then we have the technology to go anywhere.

If we can drive to the next town, we can drive across the continent god damn it!

very true, I-10 goes from cali to florida.

Quote from: Raist on September 18, 2008, 06:46:00 PM

Quote from: semperround on September 18, 2008, 06:40:00 PM

Quote from: omnivacuity on September 17, 2008, 08:56:13 PM

I figure most people know they faked the moon shot and so are/will fake this Mars BS. 
A friend said:
 "we should go to Mars because we have the technology." 
me:"no we don't, it's 1,500 times further than the moon with 4 times the gravity and not much more atmosphere. Not to mention the money"
Him: "We have to do it to give the masses a sense of purpose"
Me: "I want to be higher on the pecking order before subscribing to the Orwellian nightmare."
Him: "It will lead to a cohesive social structure as mankind's purpose shifts to populating other planets"
Me: "If you want to be brainwashed, there are cults right here for free"

Unless we discredit the moon shot, he will win, as he is supported by your tax dollars. By publicizing flat earth facts, we can disprove the outerspace earth pictures, and save the economy and our children's sanity. 

if we have the technology to go to the moon, then we have the technology to go anywhere.

If we can drive to the next town, we can drive across the continent god damn it!

very true, I-10 goes from cali to florida.

So a car that can 10 miles on a tank, can cross the country without refilling? Then go up a humongous hill, say a couple miles tall, and drive back to where you live, never filling up with gas?

Quote from: semperround on September 18, 2008, 06:49:18 PM

Quote from: Raist on September 18, 2008, 06:46:00 PM

Quote from: semperround on September 18, 2008, 06:40:00 PM

Quote from: omnivacuity on September 17, 2008, 08:56:13 PM

I figure most people know they faked the moon shot and so are/will fake this Mars BS. 
A friend said:
 "we should go to Mars because we have the technology." 
me:"no we don't, it's 1,500 times further than the moon with 4 times the gravity and not much more atmosphere. Not to mention the money"
Him: "We have to do it to give the masses a sense of purpose"
Me: "I want to be higher on the pecking order before subscribing to the Orwellian nightmare."
Him: "It will lead to a cohesive social structure as mankind's purpose shifts to populating other planets"
Me: "If you want to be brainwashed, there are cults right here for free"

Unless we discredit the moon shot, he will win, as he is supported by your tax dollars. By publicizing flat earth facts, we can disprove the outerspace earth pictures, and save the economy and our children's sanity. 

if we have the technology to go to the moon, then we have the technology to go anywhere.

If we can drive to the next town, we can drive across the continent god damn it!

very true, I-10 goes from cali to florida.

So a car that can 10 miles on a tank, can cross the country without refilling? Then go up a humongous hill, say a couple miles tall, and drive back to where you live, never filling up with gas?

if you have a car that only gets 10 miles to the tank then you might as well walk.

And if you can walk to the next town, you can walk to mars.  Just remember sandwiches.

And if you can walk to the next town, you can walk to mars.  Just remember sandwiches.

that's a lot of sandwitches.

Quote from: Raist on September 18, 2008, 06:53:42 PM

Quote from: semperround on September 18, 2008, 06:49:18 PM

Quote from: Raist on September 18, 2008, 06:46:00 PM

Quote from: semperround on September 18, 2008, 06:40:00 PM

Quote from: omnivacuity on September 17, 2008, 08:56:13 PM

I figure most people know they faked the moon shot and so are/will fake this Mars BS. 
A friend said:
 "we should go to Mars because we have the technology." 
me:"no we don't, it's 1,500 times further than the moon with 4 times the gravity and not much more atmosphere. Not to mention the money"
Him: "We have to do it to give the masses a sense of purpose"
Me: "I want to be higher on the pecking order before subscribing to the Orwellian nightmare."
Him: "It will lead to a cohesive social structure as mankind's purpose shifts to populating other planets"
Me: "If you want to be brainwashed, there are cults right here for free"

Unless we discredit the moon shot, he will win, as he is supported by your tax dollars. By publicizing flat earth facts, we can disprove the outerspace earth pictures, and save the economy and our children's sanity. 

if we have the technology to go to the moon, then we have the technology to go anywhere.

If we can drive to the next town, we can drive across the continent god damn it!

very true, I-10 goes from cali to florida.

So a car that can 10 miles on a tank, can cross the country without refilling? Then go up a humongous hill, say a couple miles tall, and drive back to where you live, never filling up with gas?

if you have a car that only gets 10 miles to the tank then you might as well walk.

That's it folks, if we can walk, we can walk to mars.

If we can eat, we can eat communism, lets go destroy Russia.

That's it folks, if we can walk, we can walk to mars.

I'd rather swim. Can I swim?

Quote from: Raist on September 19, 2008, 09:39:48 AM

That's it folks, if we can walk, we can walk to mars.

I'd rather swim. Can I swim?

It depends, can you swim?

It depends, can you swim?

That's what I just asked you.

Quote from: Raist on September 19, 2008, 10:14:50 AM

It depends, can you swim?

That's what I just asked you.

Hmmmm. This is tricky. The only way to find out is to jump into the center of a very deep body of water, perhaps a lake. If you manage to get out of the lake alive, yes, you can swim there. If you don't, it was nice meeting you.

Hmmmm. This is tricky. The only way to find out is to jump into the center of a very deep body of water, perhaps a lake. If you manage to get out of the lake alive, yes, you can swim there. If you don't, it was nice meeting you.

How do I jump into the centre of a lake? I'm not too good with the long jump, never have been.

a boat. also you can have a friend that can swim drag you out there. To make sure you are a really good swimmer, you should have lots of weights tied to you. The best swimmers could fight through this.

a boat. also you can have a friend that can swim drag you out there. To make sure you are a really good swimmer, you should have lots of weights tied to you. The best swimmers could fight through this.

I don't have a boat or a friend. What should I do?

Quote from: Raist on September 19, 2008, 10:31:58 AM

a boat. also you can have a friend that can swim drag you out there. To make sure you are a really good swimmer, you should have lots of weights tied to you. The best swimmers could fight through this.

I don't have a boat or a friend. What should I do?

You do too have a boat. You mentioned it before.

In case the boat is unavailable, holding your head underwater with a brick, (a bucket full of water is deep enough even) for say 20 minutes, should simulate the trip to mars. Now quit asking silly questions.

Also, dongs.

In case the boat is unavailable, holding your head underwater with a brick, (a bucket full of water is deep enough even) for say 20 minutes, should simulate the trip to mars.

Okay, I'm doing that now. I'll let you know how it went in twenty minutes.

That wasn't so bad. Can we go to Mars now?

this thread is absurd.

That wasn't so bad. Can we go to Mars now?

No. You did it wrong. Try again.

i mars flat?

the flat mars society is a separate page.

Why did you not hold in mars shot? Could you not cope with it's curves? Did you just need to asplode into its orangy goodiness? Some things we need not know.