Tripping the Light Fantastic

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Re: Tripping the Light Fantastic
« Reply #120 on: September 03, 2008, 03:08:56 PM »
Hmm I was going to say something here but I dont want to get in trouble with the bloke.  ;) ;D

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Re: Tripping the Light Fantastic
« Reply #121 on: September 03, 2008, 03:29:36 PM »
The Bloke would kick your arse if you said something inappropriate.

So go ahead...
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Re: Tripping the Light Fantastic
« Reply #122 on: September 03, 2008, 03:53:11 PM »
What are your trying to do get me killed, by a roundhouse kick to the face.  No thanx. 

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Re: Tripping the Light Fantastic
« Reply #123 on: September 03, 2008, 04:04:13 PM »
Well he did use to do kickboxing...so yeah
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Re: Tripping the Light Fantastic
« Reply #124 on: September 03, 2008, 04:07:48 PM »
Roundhouse Kicks are too telegraphed and Kickboxing has nothing on kung fu.

So whats the problem?
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Re: Tripping the Light Fantastic
« Reply #125 on: September 03, 2008, 04:10:44 PM »
And Systema has all martial arts beat and thats what we do now. Well not me so much, I'm far too lazy to train.
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Re: Tripping the Light Fantastic
« Reply #126 on: September 03, 2008, 04:13:04 PM »
And 'boards don't hit back'...

Although this one tried ;)
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Re: Tripping the Light Fantastic
« Reply #127 on: September 03, 2008, 04:14:30 PM »
Don't forget.  I'm a trained professional.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marine_Corps_Martial_Arts_Program

Re: Tripping the Light Fantastic
« Reply #128 on: September 03, 2008, 04:16:17 PM »
I would imagine you get taught a lot of deception tactics.
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Re: Tripping the Light Fantastic
« Reply #129 on: September 03, 2008, 04:21:00 PM »
I would imagine you get taught a lot of deception tactics.

I'm not sure what you mean by deception.

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Re: Tripping the Light Fantastic
« Reply #130 on: September 03, 2008, 04:21:30 PM »
I don't think learning 'move' as such is a good way to learn how to fight and defend yourself. Learning how to condition your body to react without needing to think on the other hand...

Oo I did get to play with knives though when training systema, that is muchos fun.
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Re: Tripping the Light Fantastic
« Reply #131 on: September 03, 2008, 04:30:34 PM »
I would imagine you get taught a lot of deception tactics.

I'm not sure what you mean by deception.

Well in some martial arts you would look as if you are going to strike high then surprise your opponent and strike low......that philosophy can be applied to your daily life too..not just in your martial arts ;)

A good tactic.
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Re: Tripping the Light Fantastic
« Reply #132 on: September 03, 2008, 04:31:20 PM »
Gayer Martial Art - Kick them in the balls and run like hell.
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Re: Tripping the Light Fantastic
« Reply #133 on: September 03, 2008, 04:32:36 PM »
Oh no.  We don't get much of that in there.  Alot of defensive stuff.  Getting out of holds, putting holds on people.  Life ending strikes that sort of thing.  

Bayonets are way funner to play with than silly knives Your Gayness.

Re: Tripping the Light Fantastic
« Reply #134 on: September 03, 2008, 04:34:39 PM »
I feel like I just got out of a hold....
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Re: Tripping the Light Fantastic
« Reply #135 on: September 03, 2008, 05:12:01 PM »
Oh no.  We don't get much of that in there.  Alot of defensive stuff.  Getting out of holds, putting holds on people.  Life ending strikes that sort of thing.  

Bayonets are way funner to play with than silly knives Your Gayness.

But I don't have any bayonets to play with but knives I have a'plenty.
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Re: Tripping the Light Fantastic
« Reply #136 on: September 03, 2008, 05:25:28 PM »
Well without a rifle to attach it to, its just a knife.  So your going to need one of those as well.

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Re: Tripping the Light Fantastic
« Reply #137 on: September 03, 2008, 05:28:12 PM »
Yeah I don't think rifles are quite so easy to get hold of here...
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Re: Tripping the Light Fantastic
« Reply #138 on: September 03, 2008, 05:35:41 PM »
Swing by the States, I'll hook you up.

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Re: Tripping the Light Fantastic
« Reply #139 on: September 03, 2008, 05:46:02 PM »
I'm on my way
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Re: Tripping the Light Fantastic
« Reply #140 on: September 03, 2008, 05:46:57 PM »
Do I hold my breath now?  Or should I wait a bit?

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Re: Tripping the Light Fantastic
« Reply #141 on: September 03, 2008, 05:48:24 PM »
Wait a bit
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Re: Tripping the Light Fantastic
« Reply #142 on: September 03, 2008, 06:00:25 PM »
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Re: Tripping the Light Fantastic
« Reply #143 on: September 03, 2008, 06:10:39 PM »
Keep waiting...
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