Its true.
Its all true.
For those of you who haven't alredy read most of the arguments for FEH (Flat Earth Hypothesis), it is basically "The earth is flat, science is incorrect or covered up, and light bending stuff explains the rest." It seems absurd. It seems silly. But its true. How do I know?
I was part of the Conspiracy.
I'm going to have my memory wiped for revealing this, but I can't keep it under wraps any longer, with mass media attention.
I've taken a tour of the ice wall. It is actually quite well guarded-most of the guards where born on the international bases on the ice wall. They are well fed and equipped. All of them fear what is on the other side. None of them would tell me what it was. They told me to look for myself, and I did. What I saw cannot be described in words, because it is not connected to any ideas that you have alredy have in your mind. I felt the wind, or something, whipping at me from the abyss. Once I saw this unspeakable... thing, I knew why it was covered up. Heck, I'd cover it up too. But the cover up got out of hand.
The other side of the earth is an exact copy of this side, rotated 180 degrees. NASA was supposedly to fly to other planets, but it was actually an effort to Dig to the soviet union on the other side. The logic was that if we do it, the Americans on the other side of the earth must also be doing it, and we'll win the cold war. For all we know, perhaps both sides are actually the same side, and reality as we know it is skewed. Perhaps it does not matter.
I can't prove that what I'm writing is true, and doubters among you will deny it. They are plants, part of the Conspiracy. The Conspiracy has planted false members in your ranks to spread doubt and bullshit. I don't know who yet, and won't live long enough to tell you.
Why am I telling you this now? Because they are using the radio wave effects to create a super weapon of some kind. I don't know the details. I don't even know who they will use it on. Maybe its the other flat planet two miles below us and just to our left (Yes, there is one, you you can't see it unless you look over the edge. They didn't tell me much about that ether. But its got shining spires of gold and other wonderful things.)
You need to do something! I don't know what exactly, but something!
They are banging on my door. They will erase all memory I have of the cabal. They may even use the time machine to spread doubt, so don't trust anything I've said before, because its not me, its them. They are everywhere. Be careful. I'm going to try to escape through the window. If I can get back on, I'll give you a more detailed account.