Disaster Movie

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Saddam Hussein

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Disaster Movie
« on: June 27, 2008, 01:59:29 PM »
http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=46244

Brace yourselves for another shit-fest of a movie.  Hey, at least this time they got the title right!

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General Douchebag

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Re: Disaster Movie
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2008, 02:02:08 PM »
We need mob justice.
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Re: Disaster Movie
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2008, 02:03:59 PM »
No one would care if they were lynched.  The police would nod approvingly.

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Re: Disaster Movie
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2008, 02:47:44 PM »
Holy shit.  Another.

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Re: Disaster Movie
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2008, 03:04:13 PM »
I think we should lock them in a movie theater and play their shitfests for them over and over. We'll let them out when they've scratched their own eyes out and punctured their ear drums. So about 4 hours in.

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Re: Disaster Movie
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2008, 03:05:21 PM »
These people spent days making these films, it won't take that long.
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Raist

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Re: Disaster Movie
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2008, 03:09:16 PM »
I'll assume they've built up a tolerance.

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Re: Disaster Movie
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2008, 03:11:02 PM »
The films are less like a poison, more like oxygen deprivation. I've seen two, I know all about it.
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Re: Disaster Movie
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2008, 03:11:32 PM »
OP = no
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Re: Disaster Movie
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2008, 04:09:11 PM »
/careers of those idiots

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Re: Disaster Movie
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2008, 02:45:18 AM »
there hasn't been a good spoof film since Airplane! this one doesn't look likely to buck the trend

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Re: Disaster Movie
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2008, 08:03:14 AM »
The morons who make these must be shot.

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Re: Disaster Movie
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2008, 08:44:58 AM »
I don't even get the premise of the movie.


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Re: Disaster Movie
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2008, 08:53:33 AM »
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Yes, it can.

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Re: Disaster Movie
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2008, 04:07:06 PM »
I don't even get the premise of the movie.

Nothing untoward there.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Re: Disaster Movie
« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2008, 09:40:40 AM »
I don't understand how this continues or how these movies even make it into the cinema.
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Re: Disaster Movie
« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2008, 10:11:26 AM »
I don't understand how this continues or how these movies even make it into the cinema.

The viewing public in general have no taste, they eat this tripe up. It'd be almost comical if it wasn't for the underlying collapse of society in it.
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Re: Disaster Movie
« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2008, 03:43:08 PM »
That's not fair, they're not to blame for the slow collapse of what we laughably call Western society, they're just profiteering from it.
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Re: Disaster Movie
« Reply #18 on: June 30, 2008, 02:44:33 PM »
Wow, Matt Lanter and Vanessa Minnillo?   :o  I'm in!
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: Disaster Movie
« Reply #19 on: June 30, 2008, 05:16:15 PM »
Who?
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