Conspiracy theory...

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Scientist86

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Conspiracy theory...
« on: May 26, 2008, 11:05:18 PM »
Hey I have another theory - maybe the earth is round and the proof is FE's accusations of a conspiracy theory - if the government wanted you to believe the earth was flat, then they would try to demonstrate that it's round, in order to make you believe it's a conspiracy theory and think it's flat, but their actual conspiracy theory is to make you believe that, so the conspiracy theory itself is a conspiracy theory and you end up thinking the earth is flat when it's actually round, so they win... unless both of these are a conspiracy theory to actually make you believe the earth is flat... but i'd rather not consider that possibility because i have recently started believing that the whole idea of a conspiracy theory is a conspiracy theory to make you believe in conspiracy theories when they actually don't exist... or maybe that is a conspiracy theory itself... hmm... yeah, i would keep going, but im pretty tired... hope you enjoyed that. long live south park :P (have you seen the one with the 9/11 conspiracy theory :P ? hilarious :))

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Re: Conspiracy theory...
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2008, 11:20:25 PM »
Hey I have another theory - maybe the earth is round and the proof is FE's accusations of a conspiracy theory - if the government wanted you to believe the earth was flat, then they would try to demonstrate that it's round, in order to make you believe it's a conspiracy theory and think it's flat, but their actual conspiracy theory is to make you believe that, so the conspiracy theory itself is a conspiracy theory and you end up thinking the earth is flat when it's actually round, so they win... unless both of these are a conspiracy theory to actually make you believe the earth is flat... but i'd rather not consider that possibility because i have recently started believing that the whole idea of a conspiracy theory is a conspiracy theory to make you believe in conspiracy theories when they actually don't exist... or maybe that is a conspiracy theory itself... hmm... yeah, i would keep going, but im pretty tired... hope you enjoyed that. long live south park :P (have you seen the one with the 9/11 conspiracy theory :P ? hilarious :))

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Doctor Leina

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Re: Conspiracy theory...
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2008, 07:48:46 AM »
I lol'ed.

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physics101

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Re: Conspiracy theory...
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2008, 08:54:13 AM »
I lol'ed.

You laughed out louded? And what your saying is that your point and proof that the Earth is round is that in order to make a more perfect conspiracy, the gov't would try and convince us that it's round, so we think that it's flat, and not that it's round? Too much reverse psychology for me.

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Re: Conspiracy theory...
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2008, 10:11:49 AM »
I guess this is supposed to be a joke that conspiracies in general are so silly they could never happen.

Because as everyone knows, governments never lie.  And massive numbers of people could never be fooled.

Oh yes, and Jesus and Mohammed were both completely true, as was Buddha.  Nobody would believe in them otherwise.  Certainly not governments.

Re: Conspiracy theory...
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2008, 10:48:46 AM »
I read it, I wtf'd. However the point I read was that conspiracy theories are just made by ignorant people, such as FE'ers.

In this the FE society is trying to say the government is trying to make us believe that the earth is round when in fact it is flat. but the earth is seriously round which means the real conspiracy is th FE theory of the earth being flat, meaning their conspiracy theory is a conspiracy theory of a conspiracy theory. Ya follow?

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Doctor Leina

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Re: Conspiracy theory...
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2008, 09:50:11 PM »
I lol'ed.
You laughed out louded?
LOL translated to laugh out loud

Lol'ed= LaughED out loud.

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CaptainBaconMan

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Re: Conspiracy theory...
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2008, 11:43:09 PM »
Or maybe everything is a conspiracy and we all live in the damn matrix. :D
Bitches don't know 'bout my theistic evolution.
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Re: Conspiracy theory...
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2008, 11:47:02 PM »
Or maybe everything is a conspiracy and we all live in the damn matrix. :D

FAIL
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CaptainBaconMan

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Re: Conspiracy theory...
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2008, 11:59:39 PM »
Or maybe everything is a conspiracy and we all live in the damn matrix. :D

FAIL

I'm laughing, so ummm...no.
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Re: Conspiracy theory...
« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2008, 12:00:57 AM »


FAIL
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Re: Conspiracy theory...
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2008, 12:09:39 AM »
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Re: Conspiracy theory...
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2008, 04:41:41 AM »
your an idiot guessed and the world is round  >:(

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Re: Conspiracy theory...
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2008, 10:14:28 AM »
your an idiot guessed and the world is round  >:(


No U!
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Re: Conspiracy theory...
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2008, 02:51:05 PM »
your an idiot guessed and the world is round  >:(


No U!

give me some scientific evidence then....

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Re: Conspiracy theory...
« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2008, 02:58:18 PM »
Find it yourself  ;)
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Conspiracy theory...
« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2008, 03:14:14 PM »
FAQ that guy
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Re: Conspiracy theory...
« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2008, 02:55:28 PM »
Does the Earth exist?

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Re: Conspiracy theory...
« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2008, 03:14:05 PM »
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Re: Conspiracy theory...
« Reply #19 on: June 01, 2008, 03:15:22 PM »

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Re: Conspiracy theory...
« Reply #20 on: June 01, 2008, 03:17:11 PM »


FAIL


Wow, you fail at life.

Oh I get it, I keep shutting you down so now you're going to follow my threads and be an asshole. Well, that's my bit, get your own.
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Re: Conspiracy theory...
« Reply #21 on: June 01, 2008, 03:38:04 PM »


FAIL


Wow, you fail at life.

Oh I get it, I keep shutting you down so now you're going to follow my threads and be an asshole. Well, that's my bit, get your own.


You're shutting me down? What, by being a loser and posting "No U" after everything I say? That's not shutting someone down, that's called being a faggot.


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lived_eht_asan

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Re: Conspiracy theory...
« Reply #23 on: June 01, 2008, 03:40:46 PM »
That's not shutting someone down, that's called being a faggot.

Yeah, too bad sexuality has nothing to do with it. It's just everyone's defense against anyone who disagrees with them on this site. You guys know you have no proof of your claims, and whenever someone disagrees with it, you call them gay. How old are you people anyway? Like 9 or 10?


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lived_eht_asan

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Re: Conspiracy theory...
« Reply #25 on: June 01, 2008, 03:42:25 PM »
That's not shutting someone down, that's called being a faggot.

Yeah, too bad sexuality has nothing to do with it. It's just everyone's defense against anyone who disagrees with them on this site. You guys know you have no proof of your claims, and whenever someone disagrees with it, you call them gay. How old are you people anyway? Like 9 or 10?

I rest my case.

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Oscar Wilde

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« Reply #26 on: June 01, 2008, 03:48:21 PM »

That's not shutting someone down, that's called being a faggot.

Yeah, too bad sexuality has nothing to do with it. It's just everyone's defense against anyone who disagrees with them on this site. You guys know you have no proof of your claims, and whenever someone disagrees with it, you call them gay. How old are you people anyway? Like 9 or 10?

I rest my case.
It's amazing how all of our threads come together so perfectly at the end...

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lived_eht_asan

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Re: Conspiracy theory...
« Reply #27 on: June 01, 2008, 03:50:07 PM »
Like weaving a fabric!

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Re: Conspiracy theory...
« Reply #28 on: June 01, 2008, 03:54:18 PM »
It's a thing of beauty really.
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Re: Conspiracy theory...
« Reply #29 on: June 01, 2008, 06:23:01 PM »
Ahh, you guys. So dillusional..it's very entertaining, actually.