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« on: May 17, 2008, 05:06:08 PM »
Hi everyone!

I don't think I made a good first impression with my first post, as the utter shock of this has just been astounding for me...

Anyway, a little bit about myself...

I am sixteen, a sophomore in high school...I'm in the top ten of my class.

I was a devout Christian up until about a year ago, and I became agnostic, and then an atheist. I make it seem so sudden, but it really wasn't.

Anyway, I love volunteering for charities, especially the American Cancer Society. I'm in band/choir, as well as my school's jazz and marching bands. (Marching band is VERY fun)

I enjoy reading and writing, and I especially enjoy learning about science. My field of interest is Physics, and I want to get into Mechanical Engineering.

I love the musical Wicked. I also love the Harry Potter series, the Star Wars trilogies, and all of the Grand Theft Auto video games. So...my overall character may seem a bit bizarre, but I believe in making the most out of life.

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Re: New
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2008, 05:08:18 PM »
Welcome to FES.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2008, 05:09:25 PM »
a/s/l

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« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2008, 05:48:52 PM »
I am sixteen, a sophomore in high school...I'm in the top ten of my class.

That doesn't make you smart, I'm 14, and a freshman, probably top 20 without trying. You being a year older means you probably shouldn't count.

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« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2008, 05:56:48 PM »
I am sixteen, a sophomore in high school...I'm in the top ten of my class.

That doesn't make you smart, I'm 14, and a freshman, probably top 20 without trying. You being a year older means you probably shouldn't count.

:) I was top ten last year too. And all through middle school. You're right, that doesn't mean I'm smart. "Smart" is relative. However, I would say that I am well educated. I am in a very good school system (our overall marks are high). I have even had special leadership groups contact me to help tutor younger students, and of course I have accepted, even though it means I have to cut one of my electives (I have been taking the maximum of 8 credits each year, but next year I can't because of the tutoring program).

I'm not here to brag. I'm here to educate/be educated. I'm well aware that I do not know everything, but in this lifetime I wish to acquire as much knowledge as possible.

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« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2008, 05:59:45 PM »
I am sixteen, a sophomore in high school...I'm in the top ten of my class.

That doesn't make you smart, I'm 14, and a freshman, probably top 20 without trying. You being a year older means you probably shouldn't count.

:) I was top ten last year too. And all through middle school. You're right, that doesn't mean I'm smart. "Smart" is relative. However, I would say that I am well educated. I am in a very good school system (our overall marks are high). I have even had special leadership groups contact me to help tutor younger students, and of course I have accepted, even though it means I have to cut one of my electives (I have been taking the maximum of 8 credits each year, but next year I can't because of the tutoring program).

I'm not here to brag. I'm here to educate/be educated. I'm well aware that I do not know everything, but in this lifetime I wish to acquire as much knowledge as possible.

Respect earned.

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« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2008, 06:16:53 PM »
Hello, and welcome to hell.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2008, 06:37:43 PM »
Hello, and welcome to hell.

 ;D You made me spit water all over my keyboard!

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« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2008, 06:42:04 PM »
I think we should keep you. 
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2008, 06:52:41 PM »
I think we should keep you. 

I agree.  He's just adorable.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2008, 07:33:56 PM »
Hello, and welcome to hell.

 ;D You made me spit water all over my keyboard!

That can't possibly br good for your keyboard.

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« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2008, 03:28:01 AM »
Hello, and welcome to hell.

 ;D You made me spit water all over my keyboard!

That can't possibly br good for your keyboard.

Well, I'm sure it's not. :) But, it still works fine.

Thanks to everyone for the welcome!


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« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2008, 03:30:02 AM »
rofl

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« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2008, 05:27:45 AM »
I think we should keep you. 

I agree.  He's just adorable.

Can he be my pet? I promise to cuddle him every day and occasionally feed him
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« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2008, 05:31:11 AM »
I think we should keep you. 

I agree.  He's just adorable.

Can he be my pet? I promise to cuddle him every day and occasionally feed him

I'm a bit disturbed.  :o I need a little more than occasional feeding...I have a little meat on my bones...(I'm only a little overweight, which is improved from what I used to be...borderline obese [well, maybe not BORDERLINE...but BORDERLINING the BORDERLINE])


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« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2008, 05:32:30 AM »
Hi everyone!

I am a huge nerd.

Welcome Sir Nerd of Nerdington. For that is what ye shall be known as good Knight of the Republic.

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« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2008, 05:33:09 AM »
I think we should keep you. 

I agree.  He's just adorable.

Can he be my pet? I promise to cuddle him every day and occasionally feed him

I'm a bit disturbed.  :o I need a little more than occasional feeding...I have a little meat on my bones...(I'm only a little overweight, which is improved from what I used to be...borderline obese [well, maybe not BORDERLINE...but BORDERLINING the BORDERLINE])



Yopu'll get no food until you're average weight!
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2008, 05:34:20 AM »
I think we should keep you. 

I agree.  He's just adorable.

Can he be my pet? I promise to cuddle him every day and occasionally feed him

I'm a bit disturbed.  :o I need a little more than occasional feeding...I have a little meat on my bones...(I'm only a little overweight, which is improved from what I used to be...borderline obese [well, maybe not BORDERLINE...but BORDERLINING the BORDERLINE])



Yopu'll get no food until you're average weight!

I never did.

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« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2008, 05:36:27 AM »
Hmm talking about food....I'm hungry. Feed me taters. I want bacon and eggs.
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« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2008, 05:38:21 AM »



Enjoy! It looks like this: :)

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« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2008, 05:44:13 AM »
Only one piece of bacon? talk about stingy!
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Re: New
« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2008, 05:46:04 AM »
There is more in the frying pan.

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« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2008, 05:49:22 AM »
There better be!
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If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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Re: New
« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2008, 05:51:19 AM »


There you go!

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« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2008, 05:52:19 AM »
And to drink:


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« Reply #25 on: May 18, 2008, 05:56:50 AM »
I rub bacon on my nuts then eat it. Take the hairs off first though, somtimes they're ok, but usually they get stuck in my mouth or stuck in my teeth. They go down well with a biit of orange juice. Hmm..I love bacon, and u guys. if only i cud rub u guys on my balls n eat u, but obv take the hairs off. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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« Reply #26 on: May 18, 2008, 10:05:25 AM »
Gayer, Knight can be your pet but only if you take Tom MchairyGarry as a pet too.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #27 on: May 18, 2008, 10:06:16 AM »

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« Reply #28 on: May 18, 2008, 05:02:39 PM »
Gayer, Knight can be your pet but only if you take Tom MchairyGarry as a pet too.

I serve no one!


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« Reply #29 on: May 18, 2008, 05:34:28 PM »
Eventually everyone serves Gayer.  The sooner you accept your fate the better.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.