Photo proof satellites are powered by bananas

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khaspal

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Photo proof satellites are powered by bananas
« on: March 27, 2008, 05:01:54 PM »
http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=20015.msg374481#msg374481

after running across the above conversation I decided it would be an interesting possibility and set out to look for proof to back up Dead Kangaroo and found this:



a summary of the conversation for those who don't want to click:


sokarul:  "how do you explain the navy shooting down the spy satellite?"

Dead Kangaroo:  "Just out of curiosity, how does that prove that the Earth is round?"

sokarul:  "Satellites..."

Dead Kangaroo:  "...are powered by bananas."

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Re: Photo proof satellites are powered by bananas
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2008, 07:48:26 PM »
Don't be silly, satellites get their power by eating the bananas. Satellites need potassium to work y'know...
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Re: Photo proof satellites are powered by bananas
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2008, 08:07:01 PM »
Don't be silly, satellites get their power by eating the bananas. Satellites need potassium to work y'know...

Those must be straws or something then.

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Re: Photo proof satellites are powered by bananas
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2008, 08:20:56 PM »
Must be
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Re: Photo proof satellites are powered by bananas
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2008, 08:45:39 PM »
Don't be silly, satellites get their power by eating the bananas. Satellites need potassium to work y'know...

Funny thing is that your statement is partially true.
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Re: Photo proof satellites are powered by bananas
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2008, 08:57:30 AM »
Don't be silly, satellites get their power by eating the bananas. Satellites need potassium to work y'know...

Funny thing is that your statement is partially true.

Erm I knew that. Ahem. Thats why I said it. Ahem.
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Re: Photo proof satellites are powered by bananas
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2008, 09:03:43 AM »
Don't be silly, satellites get their power by eating the bananas. Satellites need potassium to work y'know...

Funny thing is that your statement is partially true.

Erm I knew that. Ahem. Thats why I said it. Ahem.
Some satellites have radioactive material in them to keep electronics and fuel warm.  Potassium is radioactive.  Although they probably don't use potassium in satellites.   
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Re: Photo proof satellites are powered by bananas
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2008, 09:13:30 AM »
I see...
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Re: Photo proof satellites are powered by bananas
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2008, 04:32:28 PM »
You're wrong, sock. Why else would they be powered by bananas? FOOL!  >:(
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>