No, I don't. Sadly, it is a product of not having reached college yet

About the rest of it, understand this. The people who understand you, understand the point you make, but use different terminology because the misconception is widespread(FE and RE). It's as ingrained as biting your nails to some people. May not be good, or right, but its harmless. Those who don't...are never gonna learn, and if they do, they'll do it another way. You just annoy the rest of the universe.
There's an old quote about soap and cleaning others.