Guarding Icewall

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The Communist

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Guarding Icewall
« on: October 05, 2007, 08:26:26 AM »
It cannot take a "few hundred men" as claimed by the FAQ to guard the icewall.  The icewall being at approximately 78225 miles in circumference with 1000 men, would be able to place a man every 78 miles, which is impossible for optics to observe that far due to atmosphere.  According to Tom, the visibility is at best 30 miles, thus proxducing an ideal minimum of 2608 men.  I guess that is where the penguins come in play.  :D
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Re: Guarding Icewall
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2007, 02:16:25 PM »
Apparently they go around on skis so that they can cover all of that distance before someone would be able to slip by. That also have massive amounts of helicopters that go around constantly.
I'm so tempted to put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool and see what you do...

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The Communist

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Re: Guarding Icewall
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2007, 04:16:55 PM »
And jury duty.
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ur_redneck_ignorant_f.ups

Re: Guarding Icewall
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2007, 07:51:39 AM »
u r all truly retarded

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Re: Guarding Icewall
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2007, 01:00:39 PM »

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Roundy the Truthinessist

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Re: Guarding Icewall
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2007, 05:29:55 PM »
It cannot take a "few hundred men" as claimed by the FAQ to guard the icewall.  The icewall being at approximately 78225 miles in circumference with 1000 men, would be able to place a man every 78 miles, which is impossible for optics to observe that far due to atmosphere.  According to Tom, the visibility is at best 30 miles, thus proxducing an ideal minimum of 2608 men.  I guess that is where the penguins come in play.  :D

This again?  *yawn*
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Dioptimus Drime

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Re: Guarding Icewall
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2007, 03:48:59 PM »
Firstly, why the FUCK is this in the Alternative Science area? Stop being an idiot.


Secondly, stop being an idiot. You've been around long enough, and should've read the FAQ by now. It's got explanations into all of that and still links to my Conspiracy Compendium.

Fucking jackass.

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Jack

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Re: Guarding Icewall
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2007, 04:30:37 PM »
Firstly, why the FUCK is this in the Alternative Science area? Stop being an idiot.


Secondly, stop being an idiot. You've been around long enough, and should've read the FAQ by now. It's got explanations into all of that and still links to my Conspiracy Compendium.

Fucking jackass.

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You must had a bad day.

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Dioptimus Drime

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Re: Guarding Icewall
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2007, 07:34:38 PM »
Firstly, why the FUCK is this in the Alternative Science area? Stop being an idiot.


Secondly, stop being an idiot. You've been around long enough, and should've read the FAQ by now. It's got explanations into all of that and still links to my Conspiracy Compendium.

Fucking jackass.

~D-Draw

You must had a bad day.

Not really, I'm just getting pissed at these fucking trolls all over the intellectual boards.

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Ulrichomega

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Re: Guarding Icewall
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2007, 12:56:20 PM »
Then why are you posting here?
I'm so tempted to put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool and see what you do...

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Re: Guarding Icewall
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2007, 01:58:16 PM »
The ice wall is guraded by the Leprechauns, and their powerful magic.
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Re: Guarding Icewall
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2007, 04:21:32 PM »
Yeah, the leprachans used their magic to create hyperinteligent super penguins to guard the ice wall.

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The Communist

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Re: Guarding Icewall
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2007, 07:36:53 PM »
Firstly, why the FUCK is this in the Alternative Science area? Stop being an idiot.


Secondly, stop being an idiot. You've been around long enough, and should've read the FAQ by now. It's got explanations into all of that and still links to my Conspiracy Compendium.

Fucking jackass.

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The FAQ still does not explain it thoroughly and is highly sceptical in theory (analogous to one gurad gurading Fort Knox).  I am putting into debate "how" few guards could be used with actual sources.
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Re: Guarding Icewall
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2007, 08:37:23 AM »
The lizard people are obviously guarding the ice wall.
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Re: Guarding Icewall
« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2007, 10:49:23 AM »
The lizard people are obviously guarding the ice wall.
Go back to watching "V" and stop posting, thanks.

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Captain Alitus

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Re: Guarding Icewall
« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2007, 08:16:05 PM »
V? And what, if I may ask, is that?
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Ulrichomega

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Re: Guarding Icewall
« Reply #16 on: November 01, 2007, 01:02:39 PM »
Virgin porn.

It's Not-Tom's favorite.
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Re: Guarding Icewall
« Reply #17 on: November 01, 2007, 08:15:55 PM »
V? And what, if I may ask, is that?
"V" is only the greatest TV miniseries of all time, you philistine.


Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Snodlander

Re: Guarding Icewall
« Reply #18 on: November 16, 2007, 08:49:42 AM »

The FAQ still does not explain it thoroughly and is highly sceptical in theory (analogous to one gurad gurading Fort Knox).  I am putting into debate "how" few guards could be used with actual sources.

It is illegal in the state of Kentucky to gurad, even between consenting adults. As Fort Knox is in KY, your analogy is void.

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Re: Guarding Icewall
« Reply #19 on: November 16, 2007, 12:21:21 PM »
It is illegal in the state of Kentucky to gurad, even between consenting adults. As Fort Knox is in KY, your analogy is void.
You are the biggest failure of a troll ever.

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Re: Guarding Icewall
« Reply #20 on: November 16, 2007, 12:31:51 PM »
no, they just zoom in super close with satelites and then nuke 'em. 


Oh, wait  there are no satelites, because theres no space...  ::) ::)
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Re: Guarding Icewall
« Reply #21 on: November 26, 2007, 10:40:36 PM »
I thought Captain Obscenity (dunno what he goes by now) proved the ice wall false?
Maybe I will!