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« on: September 18, 2007, 04:29:52 AM »
Just curious. If gravity doesn't exist then how do the other planets hold themselves together. And why don't jupiters moons or saturns rings fly off into space. Or are they attached by giant metal poles? CONSPIRACY

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« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2007, 07:49:19 AM »
You've seriously posted eighty-five times and haven't yet read the FAQ?


Wow.

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« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2007, 09:51:15 AM »
You've seriously posted eighty-five times and haven't yet read the FAQ?


Wow.

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Midnight

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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2007, 10:35:32 AM »
You've seriously posted eighty-five times and haven't yet read the FAQ?


Wow.

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My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

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Re: G
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2007, 11:21:06 AM »
Just curious. If gravity doesn't exist then how do the other planets hold themselves together. And why don't jupiters moons or saturns rings fly off into space. Or are they attached by giant metal poles? CONSPIRACY

That's because gravitation exists in the universe. However, gravity does not.

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Gulliver

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« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2007, 12:21:50 PM »
Just curious. If gravity doesn't exist then how do the other planets hold themselves together. And why don't jupiters moons or saturns rings fly off into space. Or are they attached by giant metal poles? CONSPIRACY

That's because gravitation exists in the universe. However, gravity does not.
Really? What's your definition of gravitation these days? Last I knew it you believed that gravitation includes a rubber band flying through the air.

Let's see now...
We know from the Cavendish experiment that the mass of the Earth produces gravity.
We know from the Kepler's Law that gravity does a great job of describing and predicting the position of the planets, the Sun, and the Moon.

Perhaps, you can predict sunrise tomorrow for Monterey, California. Oh, and do record the 10.5 hours of daylight and 13,5 of darkness you see tomorrow. (Of course, we don't expect this since we know that FE fails and you're a liar.)

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« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2007, 12:58:47 PM »
Just curious. If gravity doesn't exist then how do the other planets hold themselves together. And why don't jupiters moons or saturns rings fly off into space. Or are they attached by giant metal poles? CONSPIRACY

That's because gravitation exists in the universe. However, gravity does not.

So gravitation affects everything but the earth right?
I'm so tempted to put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool and see what you do...

Avert your eyes, this is too awesome for them...

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Re: G
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2007, 01:01:11 PM »
Jupiter is really a secret base where the Empire conducts testing on an ultimate weapon.

Also it's flat.

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Re: G
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2007, 01:04:57 PM »
Just curious. If gravity doesn't exist then how do the other planets hold themselves together. And why don't jupiters moons or saturns rings fly off into space. Or are they attached by giant metal poles? CONSPIRACY

That's because gravitation exists in the universe. However, gravity does not.
Making facts up is cool.

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SoNic

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« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2007, 03:30:31 PM »
Cavendish experiment measures the atraction between two balls of lead. That doesn't prove that the Earth has gravity (Earth is not made of lead).

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Gulliver

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« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2007, 03:33:51 PM »
Cavendish experiment measures the atraction between two balls of lead. That doesn't prove that the Earth has gravity (Earth is not made of lead).
Really? When did they make the Earth lead-free? Darn, I didn't get the memo!


...or could it be that you're all wet again? Yep.


Oh, and it's been used to demonstrate that all sorts of material have mutual attraction.

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« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2007, 03:51:30 PM »
Cavendish experiment measures the atraction between two balls of lead. That doesn't prove that the Earth has gravity (Earth is not made of lead).

L O L!

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Gulliver

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« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2007, 03:52:24 PM »
Cavendish experiment measures the atraction between two balls of lead. That doesn't prove that the Earth has gravity (Earth is not made of lead).

L O L!
It was one of his best (and I mean that in the most hilarious manner) posts ever.

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« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2007, 03:54:55 PM »
Just curious. If gravity doesn't exist then how do the other planets hold themselves together. And why don't jupiters moons or saturns rings fly off into space. Or are they attached by giant metal poles? CONSPIRACY

That's because gravitation exists in the universe. However, gravity does not.

Those are words of wisdom kids. Also, you forgot to mention that magnetism exists, but magnets do not.
People with poor depth perception tend to go the extra mile.

Picture taken from deep space!

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SoNic

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« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2007, 04:26:07 PM »
Magnetism atraction exists between SOME materials (magnets). Polar attraction exists between SOME liquid molecules (but not for OTHERS). Microgravitation atraction exists between SOME materials (lead is one of them).
The ammount of lead on the Earth doesn't make for the acceleration that we observe - maybe just one ppm or so...

Why is that a funny supposition? Is funnier that you can assume that all the materials on the Earth wil act the same way in regards to gravitation but different in regard to other forces.
Don't you need some proof for that very strange asumption? Based on what I can see in nature there is NO other force that will act so "universal"...
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Gulliver

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« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2007, 04:33:37 PM »
Magnetism atraction exists between SOME materials (magnets). Polar attraction exists between SOME liquid molecules (but not for OTHERS). Microgravitation atraction exists between SOME materials (lead is one of them).
The ammount of lead on the Earth doesn't make for the acceleration that we observe - maybe just one ppm or so...

Why is that a funny supposition? Is funier that you can assume that all the materials on the Earth wil act the same way in regards to gravitation but different in regard to other forces.
Every material placed in the Cavendish experiment over decades of experimentation has produced the same results, yet you cling to the hope that it doesn't apply somehow to the Earth. Perhaps you could list one substance that doesn't have mutual attraction with lead and then document your Cavendish experiment to show otherwise. I believe that the Nobel Prize in physics awaits you! I'll offer up $1000.00 for proof. You come up with an impartial physicist to review and judge your proof. When he or she concurs with you, I'll send the money.

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Midnight

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« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2007, 04:41:04 PM »
Long wait.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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SoNic

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« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2007, 04:45:20 PM »
I cannot take advantage of people like that.
I have here on the table 2 small magnets. I did try to make them obey the so-called gravity, but nothing... They are doing some veird things.
Also in the air, the atoms of O and N don't obey gravitation but they stay stuck in pairs...
A, and He atoms to be more rebel leave Earth completelly... just for fun I guess.

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Gulliver

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« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2007, 04:57:27 PM »
I cannot take advantage of people like that.
I have here on the table 2 small magnets. I did try to make them obey the so-called gravity, but nothing... They are doing some veird things.
Also in the air, the atoms of O and N don't obey gravitation but they stay stuck in pairs...
A, and He atoms to be more rebel leave Earth completelly... just for fun I guess.
So you can't support your wild supposition? Figures!

Oh, and your new claims are worthy of dingleberry. Why don't you team up with him and post more of his inanity?

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Midnight

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« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2007, 04:59:58 PM »
That IS dingleberry. *sigh*
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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sokarul

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« Reply #20 on: September 18, 2007, 05:00:10 PM »
I cannot take advantage of people like that.
I have here on the table 2 small magnets. I did try to make them obey the so-called gravity, but nothing... They are doing some veird things.
Also in the air, the atoms of O and N don't obey gravitation but they stay stuck in pairs...
A, and He atoms to be more rebel leave Earth completelly... just for fun I guess.
You know nothing of physics.  Magnets don't disobey any physics.  Different objects have different properties.  But they all have one thing in common,  E=mc2.  

Oxygen and N do obey gravity.  They also obey the rest of physics and that why the "stick" together, or in real terms, they are diatomic.  
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sokarul

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« Reply #21 on: September 18, 2007, 05:15:16 PM »
Jeez, every time I post, Sonic runs away. 
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« Reply #22 on: September 18, 2007, 06:05:11 PM »
You know nothing of physics.  Magnets do disobey any physics.   
Damn that irony!


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sokarul

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« Reply #23 on: September 18, 2007, 06:11:02 PM »
You know nothing of physics.  Magnets do disobey any physics.   
Damn that irony!
Whats so ironic?  O I know, you have no fucking clue.  You just spew what everyone else spews because they think it makes them look cool.
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TheEngineer

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« Reply #24 on: September 18, 2007, 06:13:27 PM »
Read what you wrote.


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sokarul

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« Reply #25 on: September 18, 2007, 06:14:49 PM »
Read what you wrote.
I didn't even read it, I thought you quoted what I last posted.  Apparently you are slow on the trigger.

Either way, there is still nothing ironic about the post you quoted. 
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« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2007, 06:16:36 PM »
Read what you wrote.
You could have be less of prick just explain that he meant "do obey" or "don't disobey", but your effort does remind me the reasons I'm maintaining the "List".

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Midnight

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« Reply #27 on: September 18, 2007, 06:22:09 PM »
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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sokarul

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« Reply #28 on: September 18, 2007, 06:23:43 PM »
Read what you wrote.
You could have be less of prick just explain that he meant "do obey" or "don't disobey", but your effort does remind me the reasons I'm maintaining the "List".
Apparently I don't know the difference between "do" and "don't".  That way the irony is that I said he doesn't know physics and I don't know English.  

So back to what I said.  The “cool” thing to say is “irony”.  So he indeed has no fucking clue what is so ironic.  
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« Reply #29 on: September 18, 2007, 06:25:30 PM »
Read what you wrote.
You could have be less of prick just explain that he meant "do obey" or "don't disobey", but your effort does remind me the reasons I'm maintaining the "List".
Apparently I don't know the difference between "do" and "don't".  That way the irony is that I said he doesn't know physics and I don't know English. 

So back to what I said.  The “cool” thing to say is “irony”.  So he indeed has no fucking clue what is so ironic.   
It's typical of the pompous, "I am alway right" type to misuse the word, isn't it?