LOL...
I guess its all in how you look at it.. I like being in control of a situation not completely at the mercy of it..
Who says you can't be in control when you're drunk? I mean, obviously, you shouldn't be operating vehicles or heavy machinery, but I'm usually SOMEWHAT rational when I'm drunk (then again, I hardly ever am completely shitfaced either). Plus, you're never in control of life. You're always at the mercy. Might as well take the time to be at the mercy of the moment. At least, when you have nothing better to do.
~D-Draw