Did the dinosaurs know the world is flat?

Clever enough to build boats, clever enough to figure out the shape of the Earth is what I figure.

Shame the same can't be said for human beings.

Wait, are you talking about dinosaurs?

Quote from: Bibleistrue on September 10, 2007, 05:53:26 AM

Of course they did not know about the Earth being flat. They never existed.

Thats not what the church believes.  Someone needs to take a trip to the intelligent design museum.

Someone needs to realize that this is a very obvious troll.

They did.  They even built boats to transverse oceans.

No, seriously, is that what he said? And if it was, was he serious? I've seen him post stuff like that before.

From what I've seen, he disregards Pangaea, says dinosaurs built boats to get across the oceans and that penguins were made by scientists; along with the whole flat Earth thing.

And Ancient Roman's had airplanes. Thanks for the clarification.

Dinosaurs didn't build boats, that's ridiculous. How could they?

They used jetskis instead

well, hald used jetski's. the other half wore water ski's and were pulled along behind the jetski's.

Quote from: General Swiss Army Penis on September 10, 2007, 08:43:34 AM

Quote from: Captain Skank on September 10, 2007, 06:08:42 AM

What about the bit in the Bible where Jesus rides around on a T Rex?

That was my favourite bit, I liked the races he had with the disciples

I never liked that bit. Jesus made the disciples run on foot, while he rode the T Rex. It wasn't very fair. No wonder the disciples didn't like him.

I don't see the problem, its their fault they didnt train dinosaurs to carry them

well, hald used jetski's. the other half wore water ski's and were pulled along behind the jetski's.

I think this is certainly the most awesome explanation so far.

And Ancient Roman's had airplanes. Thanks for the clarification.

I do not believe this actually occured.

Let's take you for instance... Not clever enough to raise sufficient funds to take a trip to the Equator to prove the shape of the Earth. Not clever enough to build a FE Primer to document the shape of the Earth.

Well, by example, your point is proven.

QED

I don't act like a smug dick to people on the internet either - is that a prerequisite for cleverness?

Quote from: Gulliver on September 10, 2007, 01:46:08 PM

Let's take you for instance... Not clever enough to raise sufficient funds to take a trip to the Equator to prove the shape of the Earth. Not clever enough to build a FE Primer to document the shape of the Earth.

Well, by example, your point is proven.

QED

I don't act like a smug dick to people on the internet either - is that a prerequisite for cleverness?

That is lack of your own introspection. You're really getting to be a sad case.

If you think about it, the dinosaurs were really tall (except the midget dinosaurs), so they could probably see the curvature of the earth, whilst jetskiing.

Jurassic Park was pretty much a video used to turn the masses into mindless, ignorant Satanists. Jurassic Park can't be evidence it existed because the screenplay was written a long time ago by a group of men who thought "we should make a movie and say dinosaurs existed and try to convert people to Atheism". If you want proof they did not exist read the Bible.

It is a conspiracy, wrapped in an enigma, cooked in the ovens of blasphemy, and sprinkled with heathen lies, prepared specially by a thousand underpaid blue midgets in a sweatshop, and eaten by corporate pigs.

Yes, true - ALL OF IT!!!!!

Dinosaurs didn't build boats, that's ridiculous. How could they?

They used jetskis instead

BLASPHAMY!!!! Do you not understand?! Dinosaurs built neither boats nor jetskis; they possessed the means of teleportation and advanced space flight as well as positronics.

It wasn't some meteor that destroyed them either, it was the nuclear war they had in the end!!!!!!

From what I've seen, he disregards Pangaea, says dinosaurs built boats to get across the oceans and that penguins were made by scientists; along with the whole flat Earth thing.

Penguins are extinct. That's why scientists and zoos etc have been hiring midgets in suits.

 

Quote from: Gulliver on September 10, 2007, 01:46:08 PM

Let's take you for instance... Not clever enough to raise sufficient funds to take a trip to the Equator to prove the shape of the Earth. Not clever enough to build a FE Primer to document the shape of the Earth.

Well, by example, your point is proven.

QED

I don't act like a smug dick to people on the internet either - is that a prerequisite for cleverness?

That's a great quote. But yes, it is.

What kind of a stupid question is that?

Of course they knew it was flat.

This highly scientific picture should resolve this issue once and for all.

You're clearly over the IQ level of this forum. Please save us all from embarrassment.

STRENGTH IN NUMBERS

STRENGTH IN NUMBERS

WAIT BUT NUMBERS ARE SCIENCE

AND WE ALL KNOWS SCIENCE LIES

STRENGTH IN CAKE

You're clearly over the IQ level of this forum. Please save us all from embarrassment.

Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't aware that insisting on a belief that was proved false centuries ago was so far above my level. If you'll excuse me, I'll be OH MY GOD IS THAT AN ICE WALL

 ;Dlol