Good idea: Slit Whale and watch as guts cover a street

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YL Groper

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Good idea: Slit Whale and watch as guts cover a street
« on: July 03, 2007, 03:09:52 PM »


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Re: Good idea: Slit Whale and watch as guts cover a street
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2007, 08:32:39 PM »
Is that in Korea?  I wonder what is the story associated with this incident.
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Re: Good idea: Slit Whale and watch as guts cover a street
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2007, 12:38:16 AM »
Holy shat! That is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen! Imagine turning a corner and right in the middle of the road is an ocean of blood and guts!

I bet some prankster ran out next to the passing truck with a knife and proceeded to get covered with whale entrails.

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Re: Good idea: Slit Whale and watch as guts cover a street
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2007, 04:43:43 AM »
I bet they screamed, and bits squirted into their mouth
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Re: Good idea: Slit Whale and watch as guts cover a street
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2007, 07:22:20 AM »
Is that in Korea?  I wonder what is the story associated with this incident.

I think it's in China.

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Re: Good idea: Slit Whale and watch as guts cover a street
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2007, 08:27:15 AM »
They're still hunting whales?

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Re: Good idea: Slit Whale and watch as guts cover a street
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2007, 09:09:18 AM »
Is that in Korea?  I wonder what is the story associated with this incident.

I think it's in China.

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Re: Good idea: Slit Whale and watch as guts cover a street
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2007, 09:13:55 AM »
Shut up, and stop being so damn French!
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Re: Good idea: Slit Whale and watch as guts cover a street
« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2007, 10:22:18 AM »
LOL. Fucking best thing ever. I like how it's just like a waterfall of blood gushing from that thing's back. Jesus Christ. I wonder what poor guy has to ride his scooter out of there through a bunch of putrid whale guts. :P

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Re: Good idea: Slit Whale and watch as guts cover a street
« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2007, 03:50:33 PM »
LOL. Fucking best thing ever. I like how it's just like a waterfall of blood gushing from that thing's back. Jesus Christ. I wonder what poor guy has to ride his scooter out of there through a bunch of putrid whale guts. :P

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And the heat from the muffler will just cook it on ;)

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Re: Good idea: Slit Whale and watch as guts cover a street
« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2007, 10:41:20 PM »
In China, you don't get parking tickets...

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Re: Good idea: Slit Whale and watch as guts cover a street
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2007, 01:29:36 PM »
In China, you don't get parking tickets...

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Re: Good idea: Slit Whale and watch as guts cover a street
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2007, 02:05:16 PM »
In China, you don't get parking tickets...

In Soviet Russia, parking tickets you!

In Soviet Russia, road forks you!
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Re: Good idea: Slit Whale and watch as guts cover a street
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2007, 02:05:53 PM »
Heh. Looks like China, but I'm not sure which of their districts are whalers and which aren't. Maybe it is Korea.

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Re: Good idea: Slit Whale and watch as guts cover a street
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2007, 04:34:10 PM »
Basically, whoever caused that is my hero.

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Re: Good idea: Slit Whale and watch as guts cover a street
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2007, 04:43:57 PM »
Heh. Looks like China, but I'm not sure which of their districts are whalers and which aren't. Maybe it is Korea.

The writing strongly supports that it is China. Japanese, Korean, and Vietnamese writing are very distinct from each other.

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Re: Good idea: Slit Whale and watch as guts cover a street
« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2007, 07:36:24 PM »
Taiwan, if I remember right.  I remember this being in Reuters news, like, two years ago.  They were transporting the whale to some observatory for an autopsy to see why it died, and the heat combined with gasses produced from the whale's decay caused it to explode.
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Re: Good idea: Slit Whale and watch as guts cover a street
« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2007, 08:04:07 PM »
Taiwan, if I remember right.  I remember this being in Reuters news, like, two years ago.  They were transporting the whale to some observatory for an autopsy to see why it died, and the heat combined with gasses produced from the whale's decay caused it to explode.

Ah, yes. Taiwan. I should have noticed the secondary writings in blue, along with the architectural layout of the street.

I don't recall hearing about this, but the methane burst sounds about right.

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Re: Good idea: Slit Whale and watch as guts cover a street
« Reply #18 on: July 05, 2007, 10:48:26 PM »
Seen this one?

The Amazing Exploding Whale!
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Re: Good idea: Slit Whale and watch as guts cover a street
« Reply #19 on: July 05, 2007, 11:19:51 PM »
Oh my fucking god.  What a bunch of idiots.
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Re: Good idea: Slit Whale and watch as guts cover a street
« Reply #20 on: July 06, 2007, 03:19:08 AM »
Taiwan? Cool. I know absolutely nothing about Taiwan.

And what exactly should the whale exploders have actually done?

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Re: Good idea: Slit Whale and watch as guts cover a street
« Reply #21 on: July 06, 2007, 03:36:15 AM »
Taken out the chainsaws.  :D

How about dragging it way out to sea and fixing heaps of weights to it to try and get it to sink?

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Re: Good idea: Slit Whale and watch as guts cover a street
« Reply #22 on: July 06, 2007, 11:38:01 AM »
Taken out the chainsaws.  :D

How about dragging it way out to sea and fixing heaps of weights to it to try and get it to sink?

Or at least dragged it out somewhere where it'll wash up on someone else's beach so it's not their problem anymore.  :P
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Re: Good idea: Slit Whale and watch as guts cover a street
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Re: Good idea: Slit Whale and watch as guts cover a street
« Reply #24 on: July 06, 2007, 11:55:46 AM »
Because they would weigh it down with lead or plutonium or something stupid like that. Damn Asians.

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Re: Good idea: Slit Whale and watch as guts cover a street
« Reply #25 on: July 06, 2007, 12:27:44 PM »
No, we're talking about the video that EvilToothpaste posted.
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Re: Good idea: Slit Whale and watch as guts cover a street
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