Hippo Girl

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Hippo Girl
« on: May 22, 2007, 12:46:30 PM »
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Hippo girl
The most repulsive thing I've ever seen
Hippo girl
You've never heard of feminine hygiene
But I love you
But your teeth stick out of your head
(Like yellow clothes-pegs)

Hippo girl
The merest sight of you is nauseatin'
Hippo girl
You're always soaked in your own urine
But I love you
Though you're covered in excrement
(Like a dung fountain)

Hippo girl
The foulest thing in God's creation
Hippo girl
You are an abomination
But I love you
You got me algae between your thighs
(Like a fungal jungle)

Hippo girl
Maggots crawlin' in your massive jaws
Hippo girl
Your body's fest'rin', pustulatin' sores
But I love you
Let's watch our hippo children grow
Like blood-hungry jackals




Discuss
N.I.G.G.A. stole my bike, sir!

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N.I.G.G.A. Saved me alot of money on my car insurance.

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Mr. Ireland

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Re: Hippo Girl
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2007, 01:31:04 PM »
That is so pointless.

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Re: Hippo Girl
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2007, 01:35:40 PM »
That is so pointless.

Your life? Dont troll, herb
N.I.G.G.A. stole my bike, sir!

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Re: Hippo Girl
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2007, 01:37:02 PM »
Don't start...
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: Hippo Girl
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2007, 01:39:48 PM »
Don't start...

Im being good. Point or no point, a regular, as Ireland is, shouldn't be trolling my posts. Additionally, there is a point to this.
N.I.G.G.A. stole my bike, sir!

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Re: Hippo Girl
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2007, 01:40:40 PM »
Ok, good.

But what's the point then? I don't get it...
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: Hippo Girl
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2007, 01:42:37 PM »
The point is: Cats can fall inlove with repulsive hippos and be happy.
N.I.G.G.A. stole my bike, sir!

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Re: Hippo Girl
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2007, 01:43:46 PM »
Well yeah, think we all know that.
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: Hippo Girl
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2007, 01:55:57 PM »
Why shouldn't I "troll your posts"?  I treat you like a regular member, and if I want to be a troll in your pointless thread, then I can be.

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Re: Hippo Girl
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2007, 01:59:33 PM »
Because we are working to bring the positive vibe back to FES
N.I.G.G.A. stole my bike, sir!

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Re: Hippo Girl
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2007, 02:00:35 PM »
*showers everyone with love and sneezes*
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
Quote from: Raa
there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Mr. Ireland

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Re: Hippo Girl
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2007, 02:04:19 PM »
When did Daniel announce this?

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Re: Hippo Girl
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2007, 02:09:52 PM »
WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS?





WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS?




Wait, what..? This isn't Karaoke? Fuuuuck....

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Re: Hippo Girl
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2007, 02:10:51 PM »
When did Daniel announce this?

I dont know who Daniel is....

Look, I made a commitment to be more positive with the FES regulars on the basis that the regulars do the same. We squashed some beefs etc etc...

This site was a good place for intellectual stimulation until it became the smut haven for noobs and trolls. So please, save the trolling for noobs or 4chan and hofo sites. Dont troll FES regulars.
N.I.G.G.A. stole my bike, sir!

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Re: Hippo Girl
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2007, 02:15:00 PM »
Daniel

Now back on topic.

Hippo girl = hawt

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Re: Hippo Girl
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2007, 02:15:17 PM »
Well, now that I have an explanation...

Can do!