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Plausible FE explanation for phases of the moon

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Plausible FE explanation for phases of the moon
« on: April 16, 2007, 07:26:39 AM »
Well, FEers, I've decided to help you out.  One of the biggest problems in FE Theory seems to be, how do you explain the phases of the moon?  You can appeal to that Shadow Object/invisible moon thing but I think it's reaching.  If this thing passes in front of the moon during an eclipse, how do you account for its being there all the time?  You can't!

That's why I think there are 28 different moons, one for each specific phase we see, from New to Full and back again.

Now, you might ask, how is it that each of these moons seem to have similar features on the "visible" parts?

It's because they all came to being at the same instant, and evolved exactly the same way!  I'm sure it also has something to do with cold heat and people going crazy in the moonlight somehow.  Prove I'm wrong!

So there you have it.  Zetetic science at its finest.
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Re: Plausible FE explanation for phases of the moon
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2007, 08:12:17 AM »
You'd never know you were RE.
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No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>
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Re: Plausible FE explanation for phases of the moon
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2007, 08:27:03 AM »
Quote from: Facefacts on April 16, 2007, 08:12:17 AM
You'd never know you were RE.

You know, I'm starting to see why they (the FEers) are doing this.  It's fun living on a flat world!  Wheeeeeeeeee!
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Re: Plausible FE explanation for phases of the moon
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2007, 08:29:44 AM »
It's fun and profitable! Why just last year on returning to my home country (England) from South East Asia, I witnessed the curvature of the Earth from my plane window. When I landed I remarked to the airport staff about it, and was immediately taken away and given 28 billion US dollars just to keep quiet about it! Score!
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Re: Plausible FE explanation for phases of the moon
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2007, 08:55:12 AM »
Quote from: Round Earth Conspiracist on April 16, 2007, 08:27:03 AM
Quote from: Facefacts on April 16, 2007, 08:12:17 AM
You'd never know you were RE.

You know, I'm starting to see why they (the FEers) are doing this.  It's fun living on a flat world!  Wheeeeeeeeee!

yeah it is! Cos when you're running you dont trip up...
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Re: Plausible FE explanation for phases of the moon
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2007, 09:20:11 AM »
Quote from: Gin on April 16, 2007, 08:29:44 AM
It's fun and profitable! Why just last year on returning to my home country (England) from South East Asia, I witnessed the curvature of the Earth from my plane window. When I landed I remarked to the airport staff about it, and was immediately taken away and given 28 billion US dollars just to keep quiet about it! Score!

Why would the Conspiracy give you money for saying that you saw a Round Earth?
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Re: Plausible FE explanation for phases of the moon
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2007, 09:24:22 AM »
haha Tom got you there!
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Re: Plausible FE explanation for phases of the moon
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2007, 09:33:55 AM »
Quote from: Tom Bishop on April 16, 2007, 09:20:11 AM
Quote from: Gin on April 16, 2007, 08:29:44 AM
It's fun and profitable! Why just last year on returning to my home country (England) from South East Asia, I witnessed the curvature of the Earth from my plane window. When I landed I remarked to the airport staff about it, and was immediately taken away and given 28 billion US dollars just to keep quiet about it! Score!

Why would the Conspiracy give you money for saying that you saw a Round Earth?

Just to keep us all guessing!

Or perhaps there is a deeper level to the conspiracy, and the conspirators at NASA and the Russian Space Agency are all just innocent pawns in a plot to keep us all distracted from the real truth: that the earth is shaped like a particularly ornate early 1900s umbrella stand.
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Re: Plausible FE explanation for phases of the moon
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2007, 10:01:27 AM »
They gave me money to never tell my round-earth-proving story! I have told it though, so I expect I shall soon be executed....
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Re: Plausible FE explanation for phases of the moon
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2007, 08:42:55 PM »
Quote from: Round Earth Conspiracist on April 16, 2007, 07:26:39 AM
That's why I think there are 28 different moons, one for each specific phase we see, from New to Full and back again.
Add the seven suns and the infinite plane, and I'd swear you were Franc T.
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Re: Plausible FE explanation for phases of the moon
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2007, 08:44:15 PM »
GET OF THIS BOARD SOCIOPATH!!!!!!!



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Re: Plausible FE explanation for phases of the moon
« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2007, 09:10:08 PM »
Quote from: Agent_0042 on April 16, 2007, 08:42:55 PM
Quote from: Round Earth Conspiracist on April 16, 2007, 07:26:39 AM
That's why I think there are 28 different moons, one for each specific phase we see, from New to Full and back again.
Add the seven suns and the infinite plane, and I'd swear you were Franc T.

 ;D ;D ;D He said there were seven suns?  I didn't know that.  That's priceless!

I hope it's a little more obvious in my case that I'm joking... ???
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