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Your mom goes to college!
« on: April 12, 2007, 10:10:52 PM »
No really she does.  :-\
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Re: Your mom goes to college!
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2007, 10:35:43 PM »
If you ever...EVER...make a reference to That-Movie-Which-Shall-Not-Be-Named again, I will personally hunt you down, find you, and smother you in a vat of boiling oil.

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InsaneDevan

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Re: Your mom goes to college!
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2007, 10:38:27 PM »
But...your mom goes to college. Does it make you twitch when I say

YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE
« Last Edit: April 12, 2007, 10:40:32 PM by InsaneDevan »
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Re: Your mom goes to college!
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2007, 11:30:44 PM »
Has a Bachelor of Trick.
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Vauxhall the Vampire

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Re: Your mom goes to college!
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2007, 07:03:30 AM »
Napoleon Dynamite suckz0rs
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Re: Your mom goes to college!
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2007, 11:49:53 AM »
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Jesus Reborn

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Re: Your mom goes to college!
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2007, 08:16:34 PM »
Quote from: DiegoDraw on April 13, 2007, 11:49:53 AM
Quote from: Vauxhall the Vampire on April 13, 2007, 07:03:30 AM
Napoleon Dynamite suckz0rs

Tru.dat

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Don't like movies that are based on a character like yourself, eh? Too bad. I found some great lines in that movie.
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Dioptimus Drime

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Re: Your mom goes to college!
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2007, 08:36:42 PM »
Great lines? Enlighten me. I found it just a mess of the most random and unnecessary utterings which made absolutely no comprehensible sense pragmatically. I think that I ALMOST cracked a smile one time in the movie when he's talking to his llama.

And that's not to mention that it was one of those movies a la Monty Python and the Holy Grail where people quoted every last line until it was beaten so hard it just wasn't funny anymore at all (and in Napolean Dynamite's case, it was never funny in the first place--can you say beating a dead horse?).

Honestly, it was nothing more than a shame to independent film-making.

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Vauxhall the Vampire

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Re: Your mom goes to college!
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2007, 08:43:27 PM »
Quote from: Jesus Reborn on April 13, 2007, 08:16:34 PM
Quote from: DiegoDraw on April 13, 2007, 11:49:53 AM
Quote from: Vauxhall the Vampire on April 13, 2007, 07:03:30 AM
Napoleon Dynamite suckz0rs

Tru.dat

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Don't like movies that are based on a character like yourself, eh? Too bad. I found some great lines in that movie.

First of all, Napoleon Dynamite is nothing like me or Diego at all.
We don't have a little gay boy jew fro
We don't have llamas
We aren't in the flapping hands club or whatever the fuck
We aren't missing a chromosome

I agree with Diego when he says it's a shame to independent film-making. Since the movie was an absolutely car crash of retardedness. The main fanbase is young teenage girls who wear bondage pants and guys who think they are 'oh so different cuz they have a fashionable emo hair cut '. Fuck that fanbase.
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BOGWarrior89

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Re: Your mom goes to college!
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2007, 09:02:15 PM »
Napoleon Dynamite was less funny than my real life.  And my real life is a very dark comedy.

In other news: Titus rules!
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Vauxhall the Vampire

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Re: Your mom goes to college!
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2007, 09:04:03 PM »
Quote from: BOGWarrior89 on April 13, 2007, 09:02:15 PM
Napoleon Dynamite was less funny than my real life.  And my real life is a very dark comedy.

In other news: Titus rules!

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Jesus Reborn

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Re: Your mom goes to college!
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2007, 09:05:49 PM »
Quote from: Vauxhall the Vampire on April 13, 2007, 08:43:27 PM
Quote from: Jesus Reborn on April 13, 2007, 08:16:34 PM
Quote from: DiegoDraw on April 13, 2007, 11:49:53 AM
Quote from: Vauxhall the Vampire on April 13, 2007, 07:03:30 AM
Napoleon Dynamite suckz0rs

Tru.dat

~D-Draw

Don't like movies that are based on a character like yourself, eh? Too bad. I found some great lines in that movie.

First of all, Napoleon Dynamite is nothing like me or Diego at all.
We don't have a little gay boy jew fro
We don't have llamas
We aren't in the flapping hands club or whatever the fuck
We aren't missing a chromosome

I agree with Diego when he says it's a shame to independent film-making. Since the movie was an absolutely car crash of retardedness. The main fanbase is young teenage girls who wear bondage pants and guys who think they are 'oh so different cuz they have a fashionable emo hair cut '. Fuck that fanbase.

I stopped reading after you posted something that was prejudice and homophobic. [sarcasm]Thanks for being intelligent. [/sarcasm]
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Jesus Reborn

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Re: Your mom goes to college!
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2007, 09:08:27 PM »
Rex: Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.
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Vauxhall the Vampire

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Re: Your mom goes to college!
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2007, 09:08:57 PM »
Quote from: Jesus Reborn on April 13, 2007, 09:05:49 PM
Quote from: Vauxhall the Vampire on April 13, 2007, 08:43:27 PM
Quote from: Jesus Reborn on April 13, 2007, 08:16:34 PM
Quote from: DiegoDraw on April 13, 2007, 11:49:53 AM
Quote from: Vauxhall the Vampire on April 13, 2007, 07:03:30 AM
Napoleon Dynamite suckz0rs

Tru.dat

~D-Draw

Don't like movies that are based on a character like yourself, eh? Too bad. I found some great lines in that movie.

First of all, Napoleon Dynamite is nothing like me or Diego at all.
We don't have a little gay boy jew fro
We don't have llamas
We aren't in the flapping hands club or whatever the fuck
We aren't missing a chromosome

I agree with Diego when he says it's a shame to independent film-making. Since the movie was an absolutely car crash of retardedness. The main fanbase is young teenage girls who wear bondage pants and guys who think they are 'oh so different cuz they have a fashionable emo hair cut '. Fuck that fanbase.

I stopped reading after you posted something that was prejudice and homophobic. [sarcasm]Thanks for being intelligent. [/sarcasm]

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Jesus Reborn

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Re: Your mom goes to college!
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2007, 09:12:50 PM »
I don't take offense because I'm a jew (which I'm not)... I take offense as a human for you dumbing down the human race. Congratulations, you are officially a worthless human being.
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BOGWarrior89

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Re: Your mom goes to college!
« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2007, 09:13:38 PM »
Quote from: Jesus Reborn on April 13, 2007, 09:12:50 PM
I take offense as a human for you dumbing down the human race. Congratulations, you are officially a worthless human being.

Then you found Napoleon Dynamite offensive?
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Midnight

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Re: Your mom goes to college!
« Reply #16 on: April 13, 2007, 09:14:18 PM »
Quote from: Jesus Reborn on April 13, 2007, 09:12:50 PM
you are officially a worthless human being.

Way to rise above it!
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Quote from: Raist on September 06, 2010, 07:48:56 PM
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

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Jesus Reborn

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Re: Your mom goes to college!
« Reply #17 on: April 13, 2007, 09:15:19 PM »
Quote from: BOGWarrior89 on April 13, 2007, 09:13:38 PM
Quote from: Jesus Reborn on April 13, 2007, 09:12:50 PM
I take offense as a human for you dumbing down the human race. Congratulations, you are officially a worthless human being.

Then you found Napoleon Dynamite offensive?

It's a movie, for entertainment purposes. If you go to watch movies for education.. it's no wonder you think the Earth is Flat.
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Jesus Reborn

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Re: Your mom goes to college!
« Reply #18 on: April 13, 2007, 09:16:16 PM »
Quote from: midnight on April 13, 2007, 09:14:18 PM
Quote from: Jesus Reborn on April 13, 2007, 09:12:50 PM
you are officially a worthless human being.

Way to rise above it!

Well... what worth does a prejudice homophobe have in furthering the human race? I see none.
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Re: Your mom goes to college!
« Reply #19 on: April 13, 2007, 09:19:50 PM »
And then there's this guy that walks in called Satire and he comes in and says, "DIDJA MISS ME?!"


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Vauxhall the Vampire

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Re: Your mom goes to college!
« Reply #20 on: April 13, 2007, 09:21:13 PM »
Quote from: Jesus Reborn on April 13, 2007, 09:16:16 PM
Quote from: midnight on April 13, 2007, 09:14:18 PM
Quote from: Jesus Reborn on April 13, 2007, 09:12:50 PM
you are officially a worthless human being.

Way to rise above it!

Well... what worth does a prejudice homophobe have in furthering the human race? I see none.

You're hardly fit to judge worth.
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BOGWarrior89

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Re: Your mom goes to college!
« Reply #21 on: April 13, 2007, 09:30:55 PM »
Quote from: Jesus Reborn on April 13, 2007, 09:15:19 PM
Quote from: BOGWarrior89 on April 13, 2007, 09:13:38 PM
Quote from: Jesus Reborn on April 13, 2007, 09:12:50 PM
I take offense as a human for you dumbing down the human race. Congratulations, you are officially a worthless human being.

Then you found Napoleon Dynamite offensive?

It's a movie, for entertainment purposes. If you go to watch movies for education.. it's no wonder you think the Earth is Flat.

LOL, the amount of time spent by you on this forum shines through with that last statement.  As for your first, I cannot believe thinking human beings can watch a movie, such as Napoleon Dynamite, and think "Hey, I coulda made this film!  Then I'd be forty million dollars richer!" - you see, my point is that it wasn't entertaining because it was too banal, unoriginal, and had no plot whatsoever.  I think the worst part was the fairy-tale ending.

Anything can be educational - you just have to know what you're learning from it.
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Jesus Reborn

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Re: Your mom goes to college!
« Reply #22 on: April 13, 2007, 09:33:14 PM »
Quote from: Vauxhall the Vampire on April 13, 2007, 09:21:13 PM
Quote from: Jesus Reborn on April 13, 2007, 09:16:16 PM
Quote from: midnight on April 13, 2007, 09:14:18 PM
Quote from: Jesus Reborn on April 13, 2007, 09:12:50 PM
you are officially a worthless human being.

Way to rise above it!

Well... what worth does a prejudice homophobe have in furthering the human race? I see none.

You're hardly fit to judge worth.

An excerpt from Dylan's "Positively 4th Street"

And now I know you're dissatisfied
With your position and your place
Don't you understand
It's not my problem

I wish that for just one time
You could stand inside my shoes
And just for that one moment
I could be you

Yes, I wish that for just one time
You could stand inside my shoes
You'd know what a drag it is
To see you
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Dioptimus Drime

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Re: Your mom goes to college!
« Reply #23 on: April 13, 2007, 09:34:50 PM »
Honestly...I could have thrown that movie together in seconds. They must've been lucky and known someone who made movies (seeing as it came out in mainstream theaters, and I don't think they would have invested so much to show it in such theaters). But really, it's just a bunch of bullshit that's not even funny, and totally disrespects any hope in my mind that independent films can still be good--and that's a sad struggle for me because I'm an independent film-maker myself...


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Jesus Reborn

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Re: Your mom goes to college!
« Reply #24 on: April 13, 2007, 09:36:45 PM »
Quote from: BOGWarrior89 on April 13, 2007, 09:30:55 PM
Quote from: Jesus Reborn on April 13, 2007, 09:15:19 PM
Quote from: BOGWarrior89 on April 13, 2007, 09:13:38 PM
Quote from: Jesus Reborn on April 13, 2007, 09:12:50 PM
I take offense as a human for you dumbing down the human race. Congratulations, you are officially a worthless human being.

Then you found Napoleon Dynamite offensive?

It's a movie, for entertainment purposes. If you go to watch movies for education.. it's no wonder you think the Earth is Flat.

LOL, the amount of time spent by you on this forum shines through with that last statement.  As for your first, I cannot believe thinking human beings can watch a movie, such as Napoleon Dynamite, and think "Hey, I coulda made this film!  Then I'd be forty million dollars richer!" - you see, my point is that it wasn't entertaining because it was too banal, unoriginal, and had no plot whatsoever.  I think the worst part was the fairy-tale ending.

Anything can be educational - you just have to know what you're learning from it.

What amount of time? I've been visiting this forum for only the past week or so. For one main reason... to get away from studying. Once exams are done, and it's summer, I'll actually be outside, or working... not sitting on a parody forum crying about why my life sucks, like you. If you're life is so terrible, fuckin' do something about it. Crying to people over the internet won't help, it'll only make you more depressed.
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Re: Your mom goes to college!
« Reply #25 on: April 13, 2007, 09:38:41 PM »
Quote from: Jesus Reborn on April 13, 2007, 09:33:14 PM
An excerpt from Dylan's "Positively 4th Street"

And now I know you're dissatisfied
With your position and your place
Don't you understand
It's not my problem

I wish that for just one time
You could stand inside my shoes
And just for that one moment
I could be you

Yes, I wish that for just one time
You could stand inside my shoes
You'd know what a drag it is
To see you

It's positively biting when you steal someone else's pen to fit to your circumstances. Your tongue is sharp and your wit boundless, my friend.

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Vauxhall the Vampire

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Re: Your mom goes to college!
« Reply #26 on: April 13, 2007, 09:39:42 PM »
Quote from: Jesus Reborn on April 13, 2007, 09:33:14 PM
Quote from: Vauxhall the Vampire on April 13, 2007, 09:21:13 PM
Quote from: Jesus Reborn on April 13, 2007, 09:16:16 PM
Quote from: midnight on April 13, 2007, 09:14:18 PM
Quote from: Jesus Reborn on April 13, 2007, 09:12:50 PM
you are officially a worthless human being.

Way to rise above it!

Well... what worth does a prejudice homophobe have in furthering the human race? I see none.

You're hardly fit to judge worth.

An excerpt from Dylan's "Positively 4th Street"

And now I know you're dissatisfied
With your position and your place
Don't you understand
It's not my problem

I wish that for just one time
You could stand inside my shoes
And just for that one moment
I could be you

Yes, I wish that for just one time
You could stand inside my shoes
You'd know what a drag it is
To see you

An excerpt from D4L's "Laffy Taffy"

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy

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Jesus Reborn

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Re: Your mom goes to college!
« Reply #27 on: April 13, 2007, 09:42:43 PM »
Quote from: DiegoDraw on April 13, 2007, 09:38:41 PM
Quote from: Jesus Reborn on April 13, 2007, 09:33:14 PM
An excerpt from Dylan's "Positively 4th Street"

And now I know you're dissatisfied
With your position and your place
Don't you understand
It's not my problem

I wish that for just one time
You could stand inside my shoes
And just for that one moment
I could be you

Yes, I wish that for just one time
You could stand inside my shoes
You'd know what a drag it is
To see you

It's positively biting when you steal someone else's pen to fit to your circumstances. Your tongue is sharp and your wit boundless, my friend.

~D-Draw

"Steal someone else's pen to fit your circumstances", yes, you are innocent of this crime.  ::)
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Re: Your mom goes to college!
« Reply #28 on: April 13, 2007, 09:43:50 PM »
Quote from: Jesus Reborn on April 13, 2007, 09:42:43 PM
"Steal someone else's pen to fit your circumstances", yes, you are innocent of this crime.  ::)

Really? I'd like to know where I've done this. Apparently my memory has failed to retain such acts.

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Vauxhall the Vampire

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Re: Your mom goes to college!
« Reply #29 on: April 13, 2007, 09:44:38 PM »
Quote from: Jesus Reborn on April 13, 2007, 09:42:43 PM
Quote from: DiegoDraw on April 13, 2007, 09:38:41 PM
Quote from: Jesus Reborn on April 13, 2007, 09:33:14 PM
An excerpt from Dylan's "Positively 4th Street"

And now I know you're dissatisfied
With your position and your place
Don't you understand
It's not my problem

I wish that for just one time
You could stand inside my shoes
And just for that one moment
I could be you

Yes, I wish that for just one time
You could stand inside my shoes
You'd know what a drag it is
To see you

It's positively biting when you steal someone else's pen to fit to your circumstances. Your tongue is sharp and your wit boundless, my friend.

~D-Draw

"Steal someone else's pen to fit your circumstances", yes, you are innocent of this crime.  ::)

An excerpt from Joel's "An Innocent Man"

Some people run from a possible fight
Some people figure they can never win
And although this is a fight I can lose
The accused is an innocent man
I am an innocent man
Oh yes I am
An innocent man
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