Why must the bible be taken literally?

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Why must the bible be taken literally?
« on: April 05, 2007, 08:29:15 AM »
Your evidence for flat earth is that the bible refers to the earth having four corners, right?  God dictated scripture to people with ideas, not words.  Issiah felt God telling him about the "Corners of the earth" because thats what he could understand out of Gods basic Idea.  Doesnt that make sense?  Its not contradictory to the faith.

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Re: Why must the bible be taken literally?
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2007, 09:59:50 AM »
I thought the whole idea of the bible was that it was a dumbed down version of science before it was explainable....

hell. It's a bunch of metaphors that most people recognise as figurative speech. Unfortunately some crackheads are taking it word for word literally.


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Re: Why must the bible be taken literally?
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2007, 10:27:58 AM »
Why must the Bible be taken at all?
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

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Re: Why must the bible be taken literally?
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2007, 10:31:49 AM »
Fundamentalist Christian Bible literalists scare me. They are growing in numbers too. I'm for people believing in whatever they want and praying to whatever god they choose too. But when these people start getting in positions of power and end up get legislation passed that affects people who dont believe what they do and worship how they do(or at all) Then we have problems. For example, Look whats going on in various school districts around the country with the Evolution vs Intelligent design debate. The bible thumpers want "creationism" (Intelligent design dressed up in a lab coat taught in science class along side Evolutionary theory(or instead of) These people will not be content of stop until every American is carrying a bible and believing that earth is 6000 years old and that Man lived with dinosaurs.
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Re: Why must the bible be taken literally?
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2007, 10:35:30 AM »
Fundamentalist Christian Bible literalists scare me. They are growing in numbers too. I'm for people believing in whatever they want and praying to whatever god they choose too. But when these people start getting in positions of power and end up get legislation passed that affects people who dont believe what they do and worship how they do(or at all) Then we have problems. For example, Look whats going on in various school districts around the country with the Evolution vs Intelligent design debate. The bible thumpers want "creationism" (Intelligent design dressed up in a lab coat taught in science class along side Evolutionary theory(or instead of) These people will not be content of stop until every American is carrying a bible and believing that earth is 6000 years old and that Man lived with dinosaurs.

The sad part is, they chalk it up to freedom of speech. The ulterior motive for such a push in our school system is transparent at best, and insidious at worst: Eventually, God gets fed into the soup, and before long, you have an "army of the willing".

It is a classic example of the Delphi technique in practice and, of all people, I hate to say it the most, but, it is working.

Delphi explained comprehensively:
(note, the overall site is filled with opinionated things, but this is a literal reality article):
http://www.conspiracyarchive.com/NewAge/Delphi_Technique.htm
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

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Re: Why must the bible be taken literally?
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2007, 10:47:17 AM »
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,263801,00.html Check this out. Texas lawmakers are trying to get a law passed where the bible is taught in school as a textbook. It's getting crazy.
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Re: Why must the bible be taken literally?
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2007, 11:42:05 AM »
The Bible is a self-fulfilling prophecy:

I was waltzing through the square at my university yesterday and there was this fundamentalist bible-banger standing in our little 'free-speech' area (I can't believe they actually designated a spot for this at one point), preaching relentlessly about acknowledging your 'one true savior' -- this is the protagonist.  Then, of course were the antagonists, the several passers-by who heckled him and told him that he needed an education , yadda-yadda-yadda....

This cracks me up.  By egging this guy on, all they're doing is feeding his self-affirmations about his place among the 'chosen people'.  The Bible says, 'you will be persecuted'.  Guess what's happening?  He's being persecuted. 


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Re: Why must the bible be taken literally?
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2007, 11:53:07 AM »
Religion is just another crutch. Some people drink, some pop pills, some people go to church.
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Re: Why must the bible be taken literally?
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2007, 11:53:35 AM »
some people take vitamins.

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HellboundGreaser

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Re: Why must the bible be taken literally?
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2007, 11:54:24 AM »
Some people take vacations.
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Re: Why must the bible be taken literally?
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2007, 11:55:21 AM »
 ;D You're on the right track

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Re: Why must the bible be taken literally?
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2007, 11:56:40 AM »
You're on the left rack.
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Re: Why must the bible be taken literally?
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2007, 11:59:48 AM »
And I'm on the highway to the danger zone!

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Re: Why must the bible be taken literally?
« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2007, 12:03:48 PM »
Boy could I go for a beer right about now.
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Re: Why must the bible be taken literally?
« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2007, 12:11:39 PM »
Yeah, all that talk about airplanes in the flat earth forums makes me want to go to the danger zone!  High-way to tha danger zone....right into thaaaaaaa danger zooooooooooooone! 

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Re: Why must the bible be taken literally?
« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2007, 02:30:16 PM »
*snore*
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

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Re: Why must the bible be taken literally?
« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2007, 06:48:54 PM »
To answer the question "Why must the Bible be taken literally?"

I think a better question is "how can a person be a Christian and not take the Bible literally?"

If you believe that God exists, and your evidence for that is the Bible, how can you accept that part as being true, but not accept other parts.  Either the bible is correct, and God does exist, or it is false and the God described in the Bible does not exist.

If you agree with the teachings of Jesus, then surely you have to agree with all the teachings, or are you happy to admit that Jesus was wrong about some things?  For example Jesus says  'Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law of Moses or the Prophets. I have not come to abolish them, but to fulfill them.' - Matthew 5:17

Jesus is saying that what is written in the old testament is true.  If he is wrong about that, how do you know he's not wrong about other things?  How can you believe only the teachings you agree with, and if you do, are you following Jesus, or are you following yourself?

If Jesus is right, then do you agree that it is a sin to pick up sticks on a Sunday, or is it more likely that the whole book is mythology and should not be used as a moral guide, or as truth.

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Re: Why must the bible be taken literally?
« Reply #17 on: April 05, 2007, 06:51:02 PM »
Well said.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Re: Why must the bible be taken literally?
« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2007, 02:36:06 AM »
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Re: Why must the bible be taken literally?
« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2007, 07:20:30 AM »
I think a better question is "how can a person be a Christian and not take the Bible literally?"

If you believe that God exists, and your evidence for that is the Bible, how can you accept that part as being true, but not accept other parts.  Either the bible is correct, and God does exist, or it is false and the God described in the Bible does not exist.

Well, to put it simply; the Bible was written by man. And man is nowhere near perfect. How can God (a perfect being) and his teachings truly be understood/interpreted by such simple creatures?
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Re: Why must the bible be taken literally?
« Reply #20 on: April 07, 2007, 11:39:12 AM »
Its not conttrary to the faith to think that its a metaphor

This is what I think of taking everything literally:  :'(

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Re: Why must the bible be taken literally?
« Reply #21 on: April 07, 2007, 05:29:53 PM »
The Bible is true because the Bible says the Bible is true.

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Re: Why must the bible be taken literally?
« Reply #22 on: April 09, 2007, 05:58:36 PM »
The Bible is true because the Bible says the Bible is true.

Thank you for adding nothing to the conversation, and just taking a cheap shot at religion.  hehe haha. you made your point.

I mean, it wasn't even funny...

@Jesus Reborn:

Because God revealed it to him. If the Bible is not taken as truth, and if you believe that man has made an error somewhere, than the entirety of the book comes into question.

@Evan Y:

Certain parts are metaphorical, but for the most part, it is written as a history, with little interpretation required.  The parts that require interpretation are the indirect revelation, such as when God speaks to a 'prophet' through dreams or visions.  For the most part, when God speaks, he speaks.  Jesus speaks in parables, but these are explained as such.
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Re: Why must the bible be taken literally?
« Reply #23 on: April 09, 2007, 06:06:04 PM »
The Bible is a moral parachute for mass murderers, tyrants, pedophiles, and bad parents.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

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Re: Why must the bible be taken literally?
« Reply #24 on: April 09, 2007, 06:08:46 PM »
@Jesus Reborn:

Because God revealed it to him. If the Bible is not taken as truth, and if you believe that man has made an error somewhere, than the entirety of the book comes into question.

That's another common error among humans; the inability to find a grey area. It's either one extreme or the other.

edit: I might add.... I didn't mean you when I said this.
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Re: Why must the bible be taken literally?
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Re: Why must the bible be taken literally?
« Reply #26 on: April 09, 2007, 11:30:36 PM »
I think a better question is "how can a person be a Christian and not take the Bible literally?"

If you believe that God exists, and your evidence for that is the Bible, how can you accept that part as being true, but not accept other parts.  Either the bible is correct, and God does exist, or it is false and the God described in the Bible does not exist.

Well, to put it simply; the Bible was written by man. And man is nowhere near perfect. How can God (a perfect being) and his teachings truly be understood/interpreted by such simple creatures?

If God is perfect, why isn't the work he inspires also perfect?  Clearly if he inspires imperfect work, he is not perfect...

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Re: Why must the bible be taken literally?
« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2007, 08:51:39 PM »
I think a better question is "how can a person be a Christian and not take the Bible literally?"

If you believe that God exists, and your evidence for that is the Bible, how can you accept that part as being true, but not accept other parts.  Either the bible is correct, and God does exist, or it is false and the God described in the Bible does not exist.

Well, to put it simply; the Bible was written by man. And man is nowhere near perfect. How can God (a perfect being) and his teachings truly be understood/interpreted by such simple creatures?

If God is perfect, why isn't the work he inspires also perfect?  Clearly if he inspires imperfect work, he is not perfect...

Exactly how I meant to state my post @ JesusReborn, I just didn't articulate it as such.
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Re: Why must the bible be taken literally?
« Reply #28 on: April 11, 2007, 09:27:04 AM »
Exactly, the claim is that the Bible does not require independent substantiation because it is completely accurate. If it can be shown that any of it is not accurate, then the whole claim is brought into doubt. If I admit I am capable of making mistakes, my making a mistake does not necessarily cast a shadow on any other of my endeavors. If I claim to be infallible, then any mistake can result in my being totally discredited.
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Re: Why must the bible be taken literally?
« Reply #29 on: April 11, 2007, 10:00:17 AM »
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The Bible is a moral parachute for mass murderers, tyrants, pedophiles, and bad parents.
My thoughts exactly.
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