Sick and tired of the non-believers!

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Re: Sick and tired of the non-believers!
« Reply #90 on: April 05, 2007, 04:14:38 PM »
I belive you would be fired if you were actually a teacher rather than a 9 year old. Teaching against legal curriculum; ktnxbai
Why does a ship's hull disapear as it goes off into the horrizon? How come when I stand on my roof I can not see the 5000 mile high radio towers? Why don't you go fuck yourselves?

Re: Sick and tired of the non-believers!
« Reply #91 on: April 05, 2007, 06:15:04 PM »
And here is a map I use in my classroom (I have outlawed the use of a globe)



You have only the right to make your self ignorant.
Please do not contribute to fucking up the next generation.

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Re: Sick and tired of the non-believers!
« Reply #92 on: April 05, 2007, 06:26:12 PM »
The guy is not a teacher.

Again, Tom, you need more work hours. Your transparency is beginning to become tedious.  ::)
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Re: Sick and tired of the non-believers!
« Reply #93 on: April 05, 2007, 07:54:22 PM »
If this guy was a teacher it would have gotten into the news and he would have been fired for teaching so blatantly wrong material. Oh, and remember the "Seperation of Church and State"? This guy shouldn't even be teaching if he is, and isn't corporal punishment outlawed nowadays?
I'm so tempted to put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool and see what you do...

Avert your eyes, this is too awesome for them...

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Re: Sick and tired of the non-believers!
« Reply #94 on: April 06, 2007, 03:01:12 AM »
The guy is not a teacher.

Again, Tom, you need more work hours. Your transparency is beginning to become tedious.  ::)
It is rather isn't it?



Just a note: even if he had really been a teacher, and had used that map in the classroom, he wouldn't have got very far: Europe is the wrong shape! Look at Italy, and England and....is that supposed to be africa? Dudes, and dudettes, how could you seriously take him seriously...He'd have been sacked for refusing to teach the curriculum.
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Re: Sick and tired of the non-believers!
« Reply #95 on: April 07, 2007, 01:29:26 AM »
Hey, I would just like to say, I'm hard core catholic, we believe in RE, our catechism says so, and we would never let that sicko in, corporal punishment? we stopped that before the protestants! this guy is obviously either insane or such a pervert that he should not be allowed to see the light of day

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Re: Sick and tired of the non-believers!
« Reply #96 on: July 18, 2007, 04:23:42 PM »
Bumped for the lolz.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: Sick and tired of the non-believers!
« Reply #97 on: July 18, 2007, 07:27:55 PM »
I'd bumb it for giggles.
I'm so tempted to put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool and see what you do...

Avert your eyes, this is too awesome for them...

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Carbiens

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Re: Sick and tired of the non-believers!
« Reply #98 on: July 18, 2007, 07:55:44 PM »
you Bumping = me reading
i cried, so what becomes you

on a lighter note, i plan on visiting the bible belt soon, just to create me my own opinion.
(notice the lack on inversions?)








no shit.
I'm almost able to read retardeese without any trouble now.  YAY.

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Re: Sick and tired of the non-believers!
« Reply #99 on: July 18, 2007, 09:56:58 PM »
Was that guy for real?
I'm so tempted to put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool and see what you do...

Avert your eyes, this is too awesome for them...

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Re: Sick and tired of the non-believers!
« Reply #100 on: July 18, 2007, 11:21:20 PM »
I don't think so.   :D  There's no way he was really a teacher.  When Midnight called him out as Tom I was pretty well convinced it was (the way he spoke sounded an awful lot like him, even though Tom claims to be an atheist).

It was funny though.  I loved the bit about flogging his fifth grade class members who refused to accept the earth as flat.  ;D

That was back within my first couple days here.  ;D
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: Sick and tired of the non-believers!
« Reply #101 on: July 19, 2007, 12:59:47 AM »
He looks like a Tom's uncle!
Me lost me cookie at the disco (please come back!)
Me lost me cookie in the boogie music
Me lost me cookie at the disco (ooh-ooh)
Me want it back (I want it back!), me want it back again!

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Re: Sick and tired of the non-believers!
« Reply #102 on: July 19, 2007, 02:43:33 AM »
you Bumping = me reading
i cried, so what becomes you

on a lighter note, i plan on visiting the bible belt soon, just to create me my own opinion.
(notice the lack on inversions?)








no shit.

Apologies for this post, I have no idea what i was on about either   ::)
I'm almost able to read retardeese without any trouble now.  YAY.

Re: Sick and tired of the non-believers!
« Reply #103 on: July 19, 2007, 08:32:49 AM »
This thread is made of EPIC LOL.

Please continue, its beginning to amuse me.

On a random side note, yall's smileys suck.

Yes, I come from the Bible Belt, deal with it.

FE is a never-ending source of amusement to me. Congratulations on making my day so early in the morning.

Now excuse me while I go puke in a corner.

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Re: Sick and tired of the non-believers!
« Reply #104 on: July 19, 2007, 08:57:43 AM »
The biblee belt? You're not a fundie right? Otherwise you would believe the Earth is flat.

Are you sayng you're a normal christian, ie a slightly smarter one?

Re: Sick and tired of the non-believers!
« Reply #105 on: July 19, 2007, 10:52:17 AM »
Well, since I tend to break out laughing at the very thought of a FE, I guess I'd be a slightly smarter Christian, by your definition.

Hey, why dont you FE geniuses scrape some cash together and take one of those space tours that have been recently made available to the public for a large sum? See it all for yourselves, y'know, the elephants and turtle holding the earth up from below(or whatever the heck it is), see the 150 ft ice wall. Take a voyage to the sun and stars my hearties! They're only 2000-odd miles away, by your definition.
Or maybe you'd see from the space-shuttle windows that you're a bunch of friggin ignorant idiots.
Or say they're tricking your eyes. Yeah, thats it.

While you're at it, maybe you could take a time travel voyage back to the 1200's, where you and your ideas belong.

I'd be a lot more caustic, but I find yall a lot more hilarious than annoying.

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Re: Sick and tired of the non-believers!
« Reply #106 on: July 19, 2007, 10:56:26 AM »
I find your constant use of (misspelled) '"y'all" annoying, this being the internet and all...

However yeah, you think anyone FEers here would believe the tours are for real;? Or that they were evidence? I'm an REer, but I wouldn't use a flight into space as evidence on here, I'd be mauled...

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Re: Sick and tired of the non-believers!
« Reply #107 on: July 19, 2007, 10:58:17 AM »
Pfft.  200,000 bucks for a 2 and a half hour special effects show.  ::)
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

Re: Sick and tired of the non-believers!
« Reply #108 on: July 19, 2007, 10:59:26 AM »
Pfft.  200,000 bucks for a 2 and a half hour special effects show.  ::)
Heck yeah!

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Re: Sick and tired of the non-believers!
« Reply #109 on: July 19, 2007, 10:59:45 AM »
Lol. To be fair, if you actually did get an FEer up there, then put them in a space suit, then threw them out, they'd probably believe you. About 5 seconds later, you would remotely remove their suit helmet...

Re: Sick and tired of the non-believers!
« Reply #110 on: July 19, 2007, 11:02:12 AM »
Lol. To be fair, if you actually did get an FEer up there, then put them in a space suit, then threw them out, they'd probably believe you. About 5 seconds later, you would remotely remove their suit helmet...
haha, welcome to the space debris belt, my dear!