So leaving the fascinating topic of the topology and physics of Hell, let's get back to the pertinent question that is Devil worship. Why one should or shouldn't choose Devil over God?
Well, first of all, I am totally not convinced that God, the judeo-christian Jehova, that is, is actually *good*. Certainly, his creation of Something out of Nothing was an absolutely brilliant idea -- so he's certainly brilliant. But Good? Well, what are the defining qualities of God?
God is jealous, extremely so. Old Testament is full of glorious accounts of how the idol-worshippers were massacred with His aid. He even had to test his first-ever open worshipper Abraham, to make sure he doesn't love his son more than he loves God.
God is vain - he is willing to justify any action as long as it involves sucking up to him. When the angel of God came to Sodom to talk to Lot, Lot offered the crowd of angry Sodomites his own virgin daughters to be spoiled, just to prevent them from getting to the angel. And yet -- he was still saved! In addition to that, God keeps a huge entourage of angels and saints who are constantly occupied in singing praises to Him. In fact, it is my impression that the primary preoccupation of a devout soul in Heaven is just that - singing His praise day in and day out. No thousand virgins or anything =/
God is cruel. By all accounts, he is very keen on punishment, and not so keen on personal favours. Every time he wishes to make His presence known, he chooses punishment to prove his might, as opposed to blessings. Did Moses ever show any *painless* God tricks to the Egyptians - like, say, make trees bloom off-season or provide every firstborn with a lollypop? Nope, it was drought, disease and baby plague. The only person to whom He ever promised goodies in this world was Abraham; the rest have to wait till Heaven to get anything pleasant out of God.
Now, let's ponder about this One Selfless Act of His, of giving humanity his only son to ensure our salvation. First of all, I'm not convinced that He really did love His Son as much as a human parent loves his offspring. In the Bible, God's love exhibits itself in a kind of favouritism that Noah and Moses and David experienced - He lets them do neat things. Jesus was similarly granted an assortment of tricks; but did Jesus ever have God call him just to tell him he misses him back in Heaven? I have a hard time imagining God spending 33 years in Heaven missing his son, and yet bravely telling himself that it's for the good of humanity that he has made this sacrifice.
Secondly, it's not like he gave his son up *forever*. He let him live a mortal life for thirty-something years, and then he got him back! And he *knew* he'd get him back, he knew he'd be reunited with his son forever. What is 30 years to God?
So by my judgment, that "sacrifice" doesn't reflect favourably on God's character, not in lieu of all the other unsavoury traits of His. I don't think it's very smart to worship Him because he is Good, or the embodiment of all things Good. However, it *does* make sense to worship God if one is afraid of His wrath. These guys
http://www.repentamerica.com , I believe, are going about their faith in a way more sensible way.
So -- why would one worship the Devil? Well, I'm not sure I know much about the Devil's character -- but I do know one thing. Devil, as well as gods of the Pantheon and other banes of the Christian Church, all offer us stuff in *this* life. If someone cool enough comes along and says "worship me, I'll give you magical powers!" I would totally do it. I'm still not convinced that Devil-worship would give me magical powers, but I'm giddy to be proven wrong. Anybody?
--Anansy.