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Re: The Earth is infinite!
« Reply #30 on: March 15, 2007, 03:08:03 PM »
Er..any proof?
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« Reply #31 on: March 15, 2007, 03:10:55 PM »
Mainly the reports from explorers and historians from other lands.
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« Reply #32 on: March 15, 2007, 03:11:41 PM »
I mean, where have you read these reports?
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Re: The Earth is infinite!
« Reply #33 on: March 15, 2007, 03:13:55 PM »
Quote from: Francois Tremblay on March 15, 2007, 02:20:18 PM
What I am telling you is 100% as reported by the few explorers who go from land to land. The most well-traveled is Blinko the Wanderer, who traveled to (according to him) more than a hundred different lands, risking life and limb in many occasions. But there are many others. Also we have information from people who emigrated from faraway lands. Much of all this is rumour and hearsay, of course.

Outta Sight!  Seriously, I need to see some evidence regarding Blinko the Wanderer.
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« Reply #34 on: March 15, 2007, 03:14:14 PM »
I have obtained them from a good friend of mine who is part of a secret organization dedicated to spreading the word of these documents. However we cannot do it openly, since the government would label us terrorists or terrorist supporters. Some of their "arrests" were made because of this, and some of our members are in Guantanamo. As you can imagine, my real name is not Francois Tremblay.
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Re: The Earth is infinite!
« Reply #35 on: March 15, 2007, 03:14:49 PM »
I'm laughing way too much now
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Re: The Earth is infinite!
« Reply #36 on: March 15, 2007, 03:17:37 PM »
Blinko the Wanderer comes from a land called Holy Grasslands, which was first colonized by emigrants from PureLand, who were illegally smuggled in by the PureLand government (it's not really a government, but that's the only term you'd understand).

The Holy Grasslands are mostly inhabited by a race of giant semi-sentient blades of grass. They are very peaceful beings and are worshipped by the emigrants as gods. They nourish themselves from metallic photosynthetic frames which grow nutrients off their bodies. The origin of these metallic frames is unknown, but it is theorized that they may have come from ancient religious rituals.
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Re: The Earth is infinite!
« Reply #37 on: March 15, 2007, 03:19:57 PM »
Yeah and the Great Lord Xenu spared their souls by not banishing them into the shells of prehistoric man. :) They are lucky lucky lucky.
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Re: The Earth is infinite!
« Reply #38 on: March 15, 2007, 03:21:50 PM »
So where's gandalf as all this is happening?
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Re: The Earth is infinite!
« Reply #39 on: March 15, 2007, 03:22:31 PM »
No... this has nothing to do with Scientology. Scientology is nonsense. Go inform yourself:

http://www.xenu.net/index.html
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Secrets/index.html
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Secrets/E-Meter/index.html

I am serious. Scientology is not serious.
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Re: The Earth is infinite!
« Reply #40 on: March 15, 2007, 03:23:33 PM »
That's why I said it. I know that scientology is a load of crap. I just couldn't believe that you were being serious.
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Re: The Earth is infinite!
« Reply #41 on: March 15, 2007, 03:24:56 PM »
But still, where's Gandalf? And is he still Gandalf the White or what? I heard he went blue but that's stupid.
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Re: The Earth is infinite!
« Reply #42 on: March 15, 2007, 03:25:33 PM »
Quote from: Maus on March 15, 2007, 03:23:33 PM
That's why I said it. I know that scientology is a load of crap. I just couldn't believe that you were being serious.

I am being serious. This is 100% accurate information. You gotta understand that, since the Earth is infinite, ANYTHING is theoretically possible. There must be lands out there that are just like ours, except the grass is blue. Or where Tom Bishop is a bipedal aardvark. Infinite possibilities. However, since lands seem to be dispersed randomly, it is very unlikely for us to find a land like ours anywhere near.
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Re: The Earth is infinite!
« Reply #43 on: March 15, 2007, 07:26:03 PM »
I'm hoping there's a version of this world out there where this topic was never posted.
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Re: The Earth is infinite!
« Reply #44 on: March 15, 2007, 07:29:03 PM »
Quote from: Ashantai on March 15, 2007, 07:26:03 PM
I'm hoping there's a version of this world out there where this topic was never posted.

Yes, there is.

There is also, no doubt, a version of this world where you all believe in the Flat Earth, and all laugh at the ridiculous beliefs of some stray Round Earthers.
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Re: The Earth is infinite!
« Reply #45 on: March 15, 2007, 07:30:21 PM »
Quote from: Francois Tremblay on March 15, 2007, 07:29:03 PM
Quote from: Ashantai on March 15, 2007, 07:26:03 PM
I'm hoping there's a version of this world out there where this topic was never posted.

Yes, there is.

There is also, no doubt, a version of this world where you all believe in the Flat Earth, and all laugh at the ridiculous beliefs of some stray Round Earthers.

Then there is also a world where the earth is round.
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Re: The Earth is infinite!
« Reply #46 on: March 15, 2007, 07:31:42 PM »
Quote from: rolli on March 15, 2007, 07:30:21 PM
Quote from: Francois Tremblay on March 15, 2007, 07:29:03 PM
Quote from: Ashantai on March 15, 2007, 07:26:03 PM
I'm hoping there's a version of this world out there where this topic was never posted.

Yes, there is.

There is also, no doubt, a version of this world where you all believe in the Flat Earth, and all laugh at the ridiculous beliefs of some stray Round Earthers.

Then there is also a world where the earth is round.

How exactly could a part of the Flat Earth be round?
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Re: The Earth is infinite!
« Reply #47 on: March 15, 2007, 07:32:48 PM »
ANYTHING is theoretically possible
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Re: The Earth is infinite!
« Reply #48 on: March 15, 2007, 07:35:35 PM »
Quote from: rolli on March 15, 2007, 07:32:48 PM
ANYTHING is theoretically possible

THEORETICALLY, yes. But in practice, it's not possible for something to be both flat and round, unless it's rounded over a small area.
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Re: The Earth is infinite!
« Reply #49 on: March 15, 2007, 08:22:47 PM »
Quote from: Francois Tremblay on March 15, 2007, 03:14:14 PM
I have obtained them from a good friend of mine who is part of a secret organization dedicated to spreading the word of these documents. However we cannot do it openly, since the government would label us terrorists or terrorist supporters. Some of their "arrests" were made because of this, and some of our members are in Guantanamo. As you can imagine, my real name is not Francois Tremblay.


Are you afraid any government watch dogs are keeping an eye on your activities on this forum?
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Re: The Earth is infinite!
« Reply #50 on: March 15, 2007, 08:24:49 PM »
Quote from: Francois Tremblay on March 15, 2007, 07:31:42 PM
Quote from: rolli on March 15, 2007, 07:30:21 PM
Quote from: Francois Tremblay on March 15, 2007, 07:29:03 PM
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I'm hoping there's a version of this world out there where this topic was never posted.

Yes, there is.

There is also, no doubt, a version of this world where you all believe in the Flat Earth, and all laugh at the ridiculous beliefs of some stray Round Earthers.

Then there is also a world where the earth is round.

How exactly could a part of the Flat Earth be round?

Perhaps an alternative dimension with a different set of rules?
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Re: The Earth is infinite!
« Reply #51 on: March 15, 2007, 08:32:10 PM »
Quote from: Geordi la Forge on March 15, 2007, 08:24:49 PM
Quote from: Francois Tremblay on March 15, 2007, 07:31:42 PM
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Quote from: Francois Tremblay on March 15, 2007, 07:29:03 PM
Quote from: Ashantai on March 15, 2007, 07:26:03 PM
I'm hoping there's a version of this world out there where this topic was never posted.

Yes, there is.

There is also, no doubt, a version of this world where you all believe in the Flat Earth, and all laugh at the ridiculous beliefs of some stray Round Earthers.

Then there is also a world where the earth is round.

How exactly could a part of the Flat Earth be round?

Perhaps an alternative dimension with a different set of rules?

Hmm. That's an interesting idea, a priori, although we don't have any evidence of that yet.
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Re: The Earth is infinite!
« Reply #52 on: March 15, 2007, 08:38:47 PM »
Quote from: Francois Tremblay on March 15, 2007, 08:32:10 PM
Hmm. That's an interesting idea, a priori, although we don't have any evidence of that yet.

We don't have any evidence of Flat Earth yet. If so then present it now, Frank.
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Re: The Earth is infinite!
« Reply #53 on: March 15, 2007, 09:09:22 PM »
I started this thread, not to talk about evidence, but to talk about the wonders contained within the Earth, of which I have been made aware. Do you really think Blinko goes around "proving" the Earth is flat? No, he goes out and finds out about it.
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« Reply #54 on: March 15, 2007, 09:33:54 PM »
Quote from: Francois Tremblay on March 15, 2007, 09:09:22 PM
I started this thread, not to talk about evidence, but to talk about the wonders contained within the Earth, of which I have been made aware. Do you really think Blinko goes around "proving" the Earth is flat? No, he goes out and finds out about it.

How are we to experience these wonders ourselves?  What methods are we to perform and please direct us where to go.
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Re: The Earth is infinite!
« Reply #55 on: March 15, 2007, 10:03:56 PM »
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Quote from: Francois Tremblay on March 15, 2007, 09:09:22 PM
I started this thread, not to talk about evidence, but to talk about the wonders contained within the Earth, of which I have been made aware. Do you really think Blinko goes around "proving" the Earth is flat? No, he goes out and finds out about it.

How are we to experience these wonders ourselves?  What methods are we to perform and please direct us where to go.

You have to somehow traverse the Ice Wall first. Due to the high technology available to the government, this is rather less feasible than it was in the past, and so more exploration of this land took place in the past than there is now (in fact, whole armies used to walk through this land). But if you can do that, and can maintain your secrecy, then you can pretty much explore the Earth as you desire.
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Re: The Earth is infinite!
« Reply #56 on: March 16, 2007, 01:36:53 AM »
You're so full of bullshit it's scaring me, you know that? Even I can't come up with something even remotely close to the level of sheer randomness and lack of logic as this.
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« Reply #57 on: March 16, 2007, 01:38:08 AM »
Quote from: The cookie theory on March 16, 2007, 01:36:53 AM
You're so full of bullshit it's scaring me, you know that? Even I can't come up with something even remotely close to the level of sheer randomness and lack of logic as this.

I, Francois Tremblay, of the Infinite Plane, demand an explanation as regards to the "randomness" and "lack of logic" you invoke.
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« Reply #58 on: March 16, 2007, 01:43:25 AM »
  • Infinite plane theory = Lack of logic.
  • Pureland, among others = Pure randomness/bullshit.
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Re: The Earth is infinite!
« Reply #59 on: March 16, 2007, 01:50:52 AM »
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  • Infinite plane theory = Lack of logic.
  • Pureland, among others = Pure randomness/bullshit.

Explain further this first point?
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