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Re: Women.....
« Reply #90 on: September 05, 2007, 08:46:08 AM »
Quote from: narcberry on September 05, 2007, 07:38:06 AM
Quote from: JackASCII on September 05, 2007, 07:16:02 AM
My exwife is still a bitch. She decided to take me back to court. To balance things out my girlfriend is the sweetest person I've ever met.

Look into the future when you have one more ex-wife and a new girlfriend. Won't you be saying this same thing?

Pay your child support, apologize to your wife for ruining your marriage and to your son for not thinking he's important.


...and smile!


I have been paying it, I'm just not caught up fast enough. I don't have a son... ...and if you go anywhere my kids I shoot your balls off with a 12 gauge.
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Re: Women.....
« Reply #91 on: September 05, 2007, 08:48:36 AM »
Quote from: JackASCII on September 05, 2007, 08:46:08 AM
Quote from: narcberry on September 05, 2007, 07:38:06 AM
Quote from: JackASCII on September 05, 2007, 07:16:02 AM
My exwife is still a bitch. She decided to take me back to court. To balance things out my girlfriend is the sweetest person I've ever met.

Look into the future when you have one more ex-wife and a new girlfriend. Won't you be saying this same thing?

Pay your child support, apologize to your wife for ruining your marriage and to your son for not thinking he's important.


...and smile!


I have been paying it, I'm just not caught up fast enough. I don't have a son... ...and if you go anywhere my kids I shoot your balls off with a 12 gauge.

Reported for threatening assault with a deadly weapon. Big mistake mister.
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Re: Women.....
« Reply #92 on: September 05, 2007, 08:50:18 AM »
Hey narc I'm gonna mildly graze your cheek with a bb gun! Report me!!!
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Re: Women.....
« Reply #93 on: September 05, 2007, 08:57:34 AM »
Quote from: narcberry on September 05, 2007, 08:48:36 AM
Quote from: JackASCII on September 05, 2007, 08:46:08 AM
Quote from: narcberry on September 05, 2007, 07:38:06 AM
Quote from: JackASCII on September 05, 2007, 07:16:02 AM
My exwife is still a bitch. She decided to take me back to court. To balance things out my girlfriend is the sweetest person I've ever met.

Look into the future when you have one more ex-wife and a new girlfriend. Won't you be saying this same thing?

Pay your child support, apologize to your wife for ruining your marriage and to your son for not thinking he's important.


...and smile!


I have been paying it, I'm just not caught up fast enough. I don't have a son... ...and if you go anywhere my kids I shoot your balls off with a 12 gauge.

Reported for threatening assault with a deadly weapon. Big mistake mister.

As opposed to your child rape patterns of posting. Fail.
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Re: Women.....
« Reply #94 on: September 05, 2007, 09:37:24 AM »
Quote from: narcberry on September 05, 2007, 08:48:36 AM
Quote from: JackASCII on September 05, 2007, 08:46:08 AM
Quote from: narcberry on September 05, 2007, 07:38:06 AM
Quote from: JackASCII on September 05, 2007, 07:16:02 AM
My exwife is still a bitch. She decided to take me back to court. To balance things out my girlfriend is the sweetest person I've ever met.

Look into the future when you have one more ex-wife and a new girlfriend. Won't you be saying this same thing?

Pay your child support, apologize to your wife for ruining your marriage and to your son for not thinking he's important.


...and smile!


I have been paying it, I'm just not caught up fast enough. I don't have a son... ...and if you go anywhere my kids I shoot your balls off with a 12 gauge.

Reported for threatening assault with a deadly weapon. Big mistake mister.

You don't need them anyway, so I fail to see how it's "deadly" and a "threat" in this case.
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Re: Women.....
« Reply #95 on: September 05, 2007, 10:27:54 AM »
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Re: Women.....
« Reply #96 on: September 05, 2007, 01:48:40 PM »
My boyfriend/girlfriend and I broke up three years ago, we dated for around seven years or so.

S/he told me the guilt was building up inside, and if s/he had waited any longer s/he would have wrapped her/his lips around the barrel of a revolver and played Russian roulette. After telling me, her/his clothes shed and s/he flew off into the endless sea of sky as a hippogriff.

I was shocked, and I’ve never been the same.
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Re: Women.....
« Reply #97 on: September 05, 2007, 01:50:21 PM »
Quote from: Sailor Uranus on September 05, 2007, 01:48:40 PM
My boyfriend/girlfriend and I broke up three years ago, we dated for around seven years or so.

S/he told me the guilt was building up inside, and if s/he had waited any longer s/he would have wrapped her/his lips around the barrel of a revolver and played Russian roulette. After telling me, her/his clothes shed and s/he flew off into the endless sea of sky as a hippogriff.

I was shocked, and I’ve never been the same.

I don't think this actually happened.
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Re: Women.....
« Reply #98 on: September 05, 2007, 02:49:01 PM »
Quote from: Sailor Uranus on September 05, 2007, 01:48:40 PM
My boyfriend/girlfriend and I broke up three years ago, we dated for around seven years or so.

S/he told me the guilt was building up inside, and if s/he had waited any longer s/he would have wrapped her/his lips around the barrel of a revolver and played Russian roulette. After telling me, her/his clothes shed and s/he flew off into the endless sea of sky as a hippogriff.

I was shocked, and I’ve never been the same.

That's probably what happens when you date hermaphrodites.
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Re: Women.....
« Reply #99 on: September 05, 2007, 03:11:59 PM »
Quote from: Sailor Uranus on September 05, 2007, 01:48:40 PM
My boyfriend/girlfriend and I broke up three years ago, we dated for around seven years or so.

S/he told me the guilt was building up inside, and if s/he had waited any longer s/he would have wrapped her/his lips around the barrel of a revolver and played Russian roulette. After telling me, her/his clothes shed and s/he flew off into the endless sea of sky as a hippogriff.

I was shocked, and I’ve never been the same.

Your ex was a he she and the most you have to complain about it them being suicidal?!?!?!
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Re: Women.....
« Reply #100 on: September 05, 2007, 03:41:26 PM »
Quote from: Raist on September 05, 2007, 03:11:59 PM
Quote from: Sailor Uranus on September 05, 2007, 01:48:40 PM
My boyfriend/girlfriend and I broke up three years ago, we dated for around seven years or so.

S/he told me the guilt was building up inside, and if s/he had waited any longer s/he would have wrapped her/his lips around the barrel of a revolver and played Russian roulette. After telling me, her/his clothes shed and s/he flew off into the endless sea of sky as a hippogriff.

I was shocked, and I’ve never been the same.

Your ex was a he she and the most you have to complain about it them being suicidal?!?!?!

phail?
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Re: Women.....
« Reply #101 on: September 05, 2007, 04:31:16 PM »
Je ne comprende pas!
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Re: Women.....
« Reply #102 on: September 05, 2007, 05:10:04 PM »
Quote from: Sailor Uranus on September 05, 2007, 03:41:26 PM
Quote from: Raist on September 05, 2007, 03:11:59 PM
Quote from: Sailor Uranus on September 05, 2007, 01:48:40 PM
My boyfriend/girlfriend and I broke up three years ago, we dated for around seven years or so.

S/he told me the guilt was building up inside, and if s/he had waited any longer s/he would have wrapped her/his lips around the barrel of a revolver and played Russian roulette. After telling me, her/his clothes shed and s/he flew off into the endless sea of sky as a hippogriff.

I was shocked, and I’ve never been the same.

Your ex was a he she and the most you have to complain about it them being suicidal?!?!?!

phail?

Mcphail is my junior high principal, not a horrible cheeseburger. Who woulda thunk it?


Oh yeah, your story sucked.
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Re: Women.....
« Reply #103 on: September 05, 2007, 05:46:58 PM »
Quote from: Raist on September 05, 2007, 05:10:04 PM
Quote from: Sailor Uranus on September 05, 2007, 03:41:26 PM
Quote from: Raist on September 05, 2007, 03:11:59 PM
Quote from: Sailor Uranus on September 05, 2007, 01:48:40 PM
My boyfriend/girlfriend and I broke up three years ago, we dated for around seven years or so.

S/he told me the guilt was building up inside, and if s/he had waited any longer s/he would have wrapped her/his lips around the barrel of a revolver and played Russian roulette. After telling me, her/his clothes shed and s/he flew off into the endless sea of sky as a hippogriff.

I was shocked, and I’ve never been the same.

Your ex was a he she and the most you have to complain about it them being suicidal?!?!?!

phail?

Mcphail is my junior high principal, not a horrible cheeseburger. Who woulda thunk it?


Oh yeah, your story sucked.

Mr. Negativity!
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Re: Women.....
« Reply #104 on: September 05, 2007, 05:57:35 PM »
Quote from: Dann 2.0 on September 05, 2007, 05:53:15 PM
Quote from: Mr. Ireland on September 04, 2007, 07:25:15 PM
Quote from: Raist on September 04, 2007, 06:33:57 PM
Quote from: Dead Kangaroo on September 04, 2007, 06:06:14 PM
Quote from: Dann 2.0 on September 04, 2007, 05:57:23 PM
one of my exes tried to run me down with a car. Luckily i jumped out of the way in time and she only hit me a bit when she turned it into me.  ;D
I'd have fucked the vehicle up good and proper if that were done to me.

Are you saying you're fat?

It took me a second to get that, but L M A O BURN
ULTRA SUPER BURN!!!

SIC BURN
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Re: Women.....
« Reply #105 on: September 05, 2007, 06:56:16 PM »
Shit, has this become the fucking olympics of relationship misery? If so, I don't even want a fucking bronze.
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Re: Women.....
« Reply #106 on: July 04, 2009, 03:19:22 AM »
Quote from: Raist on September 04, 2007, 06:33:57 PM
Quote from: Dead Kangaroo on September 04, 2007, 06:06:14 PM
Quote from: Dann 2.0 on September 04, 2007, 05:57:23 PM
one of my exes tried to run me down with a car. Luckily i jumped out of the way in time and she only hit me a bit when she turned it into me.  ;D
I'd have fucked the vehicle up good and proper if that were done to me.

Are you saying you're fat?
Fat and with a baseball bat :D
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Re: Women.....
« Reply #107 on: July 04, 2009, 05:05:53 AM »
Quote from: Dead Kangaroo on July 04, 2009, 03:19:22 AM
Quote from: Raist on September 04, 2007, 06:33:57 PM
Quote from: Dead Kangaroo on September 04, 2007, 06:06:14 PM
Quote from: Dann 2.0 on September 04, 2007, 05:57:23 PM
one of my exes tried to run me down with a car. Luckily i jumped out of the way in time and she only hit me a bit when she turned it into me.  ;D
I'd have fucked the vehicle up good and proper if that were done to me.

Are you saying you're fat?
Fat and with a baseball bat :D

Hurrah for necromod.
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Re: Women.....
« Reply #108 on: July 04, 2009, 10:42:05 AM »
Quote from: Dead Kangaroo on July 04, 2009, 03:19:22 AM
Quote from: Raist on September 04, 2007, 06:33:57 PM
Quote from: Dead Kangaroo on September 04, 2007, 06:06:14 PM
Quote from: Dann 2.0 on September 04, 2007, 05:57:23 PM
one of my exes tried to run me down with a car. Luckily i jumped out of the way in time and she only hit me a bit when she turned it into me.  ;D
I'd have fucked the vehicle up good and proper if that were done to me.

Are you saying you're fat?
Fat and with a baseball bat :D
You have to admit, that was a good burn.
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Re: Women.....
« Reply #109 on: July 04, 2009, 07:02:31 PM »
Classic. ;D  Assuming we're getting back on topic, I can't wait to see what Robosteve could contribute to this.

Quote from: Raist on September 03, 2007, 08:25:35 PM
Women are fucking demonic whores.

My ex almost left me for a chick, constantly would start fights about "what i really meant" when i said things. She would accuse me of wanting to break up with her. Left me without telling me why, got back together with me, left me again. Tried to get her new bf to beat the shit out of me for no apparent reason.

And that's just the major events that spring to mind. That bitch was physcho.

Uh, that isn't your current girlfriend, is it?
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Re: Women.....
« Reply #110 on: July 05, 2009, 10:00:33 AM »
No, that bitch is currently recovering from the abortion she had. She's not sure who's baby it was, but the list was only about 20 guys.
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