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« Reply #150 on: May 07, 2026, 07:58:54 AM »

I feel that though she was my enemy, I must side with Spacey.

We had come to the crux of the game, I knew who she was and she knew me, it would have come down to who could convince those left to vote in their favour, and that I was looking forward to.

But you fucked it up, and in true fashion you blame everyone but yourself, you cannot entertain that your actions are wrong and lack any contrition because your ego is too fragile.

Jura slipped over the side of the boat and headed back to the north.
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« Reply #151 on: May 07, 2026, 08:21:45 AM »
Nice there is peace :3
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« Reply #152 on: May 07, 2026, 08:35:57 AM »
Jura, stop rambling and grow up already. Stop coming up with paranoid excuses to blame me for everything, as you always do. Whatever happens outside, a player exposed their role, and any narrator would have intervened in that situation. Stop acting like a 3-year-old idiot and get back to your boat. The game is still going. But if you want to die (as a result of your retardation and ego), the River Times is deep—consider that your warning.

If your goal is to have fun, the game is still up. If your goal is to act on Zionist instincts and harm me, as usual, that path is closed.

This game is being managed entirely professionally.

Everyone should focus on the game and try to clean the River Times during the peace process.
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« Reply #153 on: May 07, 2026, 08:50:49 AM »

If you apologise to Spacey for your little tantrum, admit that you have unresolved anger issues that compel you to stamp your feet and run around in circles if someone disagrees with you, I may return.

Until such time I will continue to sip Fullers Golden Pride in the basement of the Old Bull & Bush with the pearly court.
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« Reply #154 on: May 07, 2026, 09:25:38 AM »
As I stated above, the game is being managed professionally. If it weren't, and if I were acting under the influence of ego, emotional trauma, etc., as you claim, I would simply accept your death—and that would be it. To be honest, both of you dying one after the other was already an expected outcome. I don't want to lose players from this game. SCG killed herself. Of course, I can't stop you either. But demanding things from me that I won't do is a pathetic attitude. This is the game thread, Jura. And you keep stepping outside the scenario. This undermines your credibility—not just for this game, but for future ones, and personally as well.

SCG made two mistakes. Don't expect any progress without her admitting those mistakes. Stop acting like Trump.
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« Reply #155 on: May 07, 2026, 11:35:29 AM »

Apologise to Spacey.
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« Reply #156 on: May 07, 2026, 11:43:04 AM »

Apologise to Spacey.
The three of you apologize to me and the other players.
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« Reply #157 on: May 07, 2026, 05:06:05 PM »
Part: Return from the Dark River (The Resurrection of Dispute)

Immediately following the massive peace agreement in Washington, The Idiot barked out his orders. "There is a void on this ship, and only he can fill it. Find him!" The gray waters of the Thames were no longer the center of despair, but the center of a mission.

Search and Rescue Operation:

The crew poured into the river with modern technology and old-fashioned stubbornness. Boats, divers, and thermal cameras scanned beneath the water for hours. Everyone was there; every wave and every bubble was searched for a trace of Dispute. Finally, in one of the darkest corners of the river, his body was found—freed from Cybele’s vines but completely unconscious.

The Resurrection:

When Dispute was brought onto the ship, he was deathly pale; his pulse was too faint to feel, and his skin was ice-cold. The first aid team mobilized around him, but the poison had seeped so deep that it seemed everything medicine could do had been exhausted. Just when it seemed all was lost, a beam of light appeared from the sky—like a signal sent from Washington.

Enoch, as a token of peace, sent a pure, purifying energy from across the ocean. This light burned away the final remnants of the poison in Dispute’s body. Dispute took a deep breath and opened his eyes, as if suddenly waking from a profound sleep. He was no longer that old, broken agent; he was a reborn component of the system.

Summary:

The second level of the game will continue with new roles, together with the players listed below.

Aera23
Jura Glenlivet II
Turbonium2
Bom Tishop
Pezevenk
Disputeone

Right now, everyone is a villager, and due to the conditions of peace, there is no war and no foreign agents. You can focus on cleaning up the pollution in London in peace until a disagreement breaks out between The Idiot and Enoch outside.

I just want to say they found me but I outwrestled the vine and choked it out. I passed out from exhaustion afterwards.

Why would that be inciting terrorism?  Lorddave was merely describing a type of shop we have here in the US, a bomb-gun shop.  A shop that sells bomb-guns.

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« Reply #158 on: May 07, 2026, 08:35:08 PM »
When Dispute was brought onto the ship, he was deathly pale; his pulse was too faint to feel, and his skin was ice-cold. The first aid team mobilized around him, but the poison had seeped so deep that it seemed everything medicine could do had been exhausted. Just when it seemed all was lost, a beam of light appeared from the sky—like a signal sent from Washington.

Enoch, as a token of peace, sent a pure, purifying energy from across the ocean. This light burned away the final remnants of the poison in Dispute’s body. Dispute took a deep breath and opened his eyes, as if suddenly waking from a profound sleep. He was no longer that old, broken agent; he was a reborn component of the system.

Why would that be inciting terrorism?  Lorddave was merely describing a type of shop we have here in the US, a bomb-gun shop.  A shop that sells bomb-guns.

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« Reply #159 on: May 08, 2026, 05:10:29 AM »
The Return of the White Agent

While the crew on deck was still reeling from the shock of the celestial light sent by Enoch, the heavy metal doors of the infirmary slowly hissed open. A radiance from within pierced through the thick, smoggy air of the Thames. The figure emerging from the doorway was no longer the poisoned, dying Dispute they once knew.



He wore a pristine, glowing uniform that seemed to hold the texture of the light sent from Washington. His gaze was sharper than ever, and his posture was as unshakable as a mountain.

Bom Tishop: (Squinting against the light) "This is impossible... I saw your breath fail with my own eyes. How did you claw your way back from the bottom of that river?"

Dispute: (Stepping onto the deck, his voice resonating from deep within) "I passed through darkness and water. Cybele’s vines tried to drag me down, but I outwrestled them. I choked the life out of the darkness itself. When I collapsed from exhaustion, the light found me. I am Dispute... but I am not the Dispute you remember."

Jura Glenlivet II: "So, is it truly over? Is the peace real?"

Dispute: "We are in a pause in the turning of the tide. Enoch and The Idiot have shaken hands, yes. But the task of cleansing the pollution of London now falls to us. Forget your old roles; forget your old grudges. For now, we serve only the restoration of the system."

Aera23: "And the vines? What if the darkness returns?"

Dispute: (Looking toward the horizon, toward Washington, with a faint smile) "It will return. But when that day comes, we will be the ones to meet the storm. Now, to work; we must clear this filth from the air of London. Enjoy the peace while it lasts—for it is merely a breather."
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« Reply #160 on: May 08, 2026, 01:41:41 PM »
This goes to show never count an Aussie out, especially with nature shit. Them boys punch kangaroos for fun and use live snakes as condoms.

A rowdy bunch indeed
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« Reply #161 on: May 15, 2026, 06:04:18 AM »
Something worse than darkness has emerged. Silence.

Not sure exactly why, did the vines kill everyone else?
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« Reply #162 on: May 15, 2026, 06:26:36 AM »
The countdown continues. Since the deadline falls on the weekend, the final way forward will be determined next week.

What I mean is that we will see the outcome of the bargaining between The Idiot and Enoch next week. Haha.

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« Reply #163 on: May 17, 2026, 12:10:40 AM »
The countdown continues. Since the deadline falls on the weekend, the final way forward will be determined next week.

What I mean is that we will see the outcome of the bargaining between The Idiot and Enoch next week. Haha.


Ah, it is peace talks (which are just under 50m away from the ETA at time of post)
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« Reply #164 on: May 17, 2026, 12:16:14 AM »
I’ve managed to survive the poisonous lethal vines, but it seems nobody else has contacted us on their smartphones or computers, I last saw nobody at their computers in the galley nor lower decks, which is very concerning. 

I must go now, I can hear Big Ben chiming in the distance, and need to sleep after a very long day. Good luck to all, I bid you adieu.

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« Reply #165 on: May 18, 2026, 08:29:57 AM »
Deadline is an ominous word.
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« Reply #166 on: May 18, 2026, 08:51:57 AM »
Hey, okay. Some people in this game aren't enlightened about the functionality of DMs. The idiot faggot didn't give me clear information about the situation of homo. Also, even if he gives me information now, tomorrow is still an official holiday here, and with the revolutionary mindset from May 1st, I'm not going to work on this holiday — I'll wait for Wednesday. Besides, it's only a matter of time before the peace between the US and Iran breaks down. Haha. I need to wait a little longer.
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« Reply #167 on: May 21, 2026, 12:17:47 AM »
"The Cosmic Alignment: The Tehran Connection"

The Elite’s Nightmare and the New Vanguard

Dispute has returned to the deck with the grandeur of Gandalf the White, delivering the cosmic black box he salvaged from the depths of the Thames to the crew. Exhausted from his ordeal, Dispute steps back into the ranks, choosing to remain a regular component of the system—a standard villager. However, the alien/singularity signal radiating from that black box echoes across the globe, landing straight into the hands of an unexpected geopolitical wild card: Khamenei.

Positioning himself as the new spiritual vanguard of the "Awoken" crew, Khamenei intercepts the cosmic data to challenge the global hegemony.

In Washington, an emergency broadcast from Tehran overrides the screens in the Oval Office. The Idiot and Enoch freeze in sheer disbelief.

The Idiot: (Slamming his fist on the desk) "This is impossible! That signal from the river was supposed to be completely quarantined. How did Khamenei get his hands on this off-world technology? If he leaks those cosmic data sets to the public, our global narrative is finished!"

Enoch: (His eyes flashing with rage as his angels rustle their wings behind him) "You were arrogant, Idiot. The data Dispute unearthed possesses the power to shatter the system. Khamenei is going to use this anomaly to trigger a 'Great Awakening.' Our combined establishment is under direct threat."



To protect their supreme authority and secure the world order, the two elites immediately bury their grievances. They launch a joint "System Cleanup Protocol." The mission is absolute: infiltrate the ship in London, eliminate the crew awakened by Khamenei's signal one by one, and retrieve the black box at all costs.

Forum Game Mechanics & Summary:

The Factions (2 Teams):

The System Cleaners (Mafia/Werewolves): Elit agents sent by the joint command of The Idiot and Enoch to secure the alien secret and execute the crew.

The Awoken Whistleblowers (Villagers/Town): The standard crew (including Dispute, Pezevenk, Bom Tishop, Turbonium2, Aera23, and Jura Glenlivet II) aligned with Khamenei’s signal, fighting to survive and expose the truth to the world.

Current Status: Everyone is currently a standard player. Watch your back—the cleaners are already among you.

Remaining time for determining the new roles and assigning them to the players:

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« Reply #168 on: May 21, 2026, 03:49:35 AM »
Cool twist to the game
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« Reply #169 on: May 22, 2026, 01:32:47 AM »
Wtf is going on lol
Same nonsense as before, but now with added AI slop.
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« Reply #170 on: May 22, 2026, 03:42:32 AM »
"The Twilight of the Idols: The Ayatollah Steps Aboard"

Under the Cosmic Canopy

An unnatural emerald glow blended with the thick London fog over the Thames. The remaining crew—Pezevenk, Bom Tishop, Turbonium2, Aera23, Jura Glenlivet II, and Dispute, who was resting in his pristine White Agent attire—rushed onto the deck. Out of the misty sky, a propellerless black chopper etched with glowing Safavid geometric patterns defied gravity, touching down silently on the stern.

The hatch hissed open. Enveloped in a soft aura of anti-matter energy, Khamenei stepped onto the wooden deck. In his hand, he held a crystalline shard that perfectly mirrored the cosmic black box Dispute had pulled from the river.



Pezevenk: (Rubbing his eyes in disbelief) "Bro, we were waiting for extraterrestrials... who the hell just landed in the middle of London?"

Khamenei: (Striking his cosmic staff on the deck, his voice echoing through their minds) "Be at ease, awakened crew. Those you call 'aliens' are merely the true architects of the Matrix that Enoch and The Idiot have used to imprison humanity for centuries. The box young Dispute salvaged from the abyss contains the sacred cipher to shatter the chains of the Singularity!"

Bom Tishop: "But what do we do now? Washington is deploying their joint forces; they are going to tear us apart!"

Khamenei: (With a faint smile, a green quantum light flashing in his eyes) "They may have their F-35s, but we possess secrets woven from the very fabric of dark matter. This ship is no longer a mere vessel; it is the cosmic vanguard against the global illusion. Guard your backs. The Idiot and Enoch have seeded infiltrators among you—agents whose very souls are bound to the establishment."

Turbonium2: "So... the game begins anew?"

Khamenei: "The game never stopped. The pawns have simply been swept away, and the kings are now on the board. Cleanse the filth of London, and broadcast the frequency to the world!"
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« Reply #171 on: May 23, 2026, 01:51:24 AM »
The only power in his weaponry is all the fools that believe such tripe.

This newest of foes, with these highly advanced weapons, would have unleashed them in a surprise attack, so they may be for show and theatrics instead of real weapons.

We must find and sift out the actual crewmen from the holographic images of phantom crewmen, and phantom weaponry in tow

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« Reply #172 on: June 01, 2026, 12:34:57 AM »
"The Dark Matter Revolution"

🌌 Part: Beneath the Green Quantum Banner (Level 2: The Awakening)

The fog of London is gone. The old vessel on the Thames has been completely reconstructed by the data within the cosmic black box. We are now inside Khamenei's futuristic dark matter spaceship, vibrating with emerald quantum lights and deep space frequencies.

But the establishment has already struck back. Enoch and The Idiot have hacked the subspace frequencies, hijacking the minds of two crew members. To maintain absolute security, these two infiltrators operate as independent sleeper cells — they do not even know each other's identities.

The elite guards must purge the vessel before the global illusion reclaims the universe.



📑 GAME SYSTEM BRIEF: WERERPC LEVEL 2

- Night Phase: The Evil Team executes exactly one assassination per night. The Good Team has no active night roles and sleeps.
- Day Phase: All living players discuss and publicly vote to lynch a suspect. Voting Format: [I vote to lynch {Player Name}.]
- Victory Conditions:
  - Good Team (IRGC) Wins: If they eliminate both Evil Team members.
  - Evil Team (Cosmic Illusion) Wins: If they achieve numerical parity with the Good Team (e.g., 2v2 or 1v1 left alive).

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🎭 ROLES & TITLES WITHIN THE VESSEL

🦅 TEAM 2: IRGC (Good Team / 4 Players)

Loyal elite guards standing under the green quantum banner, trying to purge the vessel of London's and Washington's hidden saboteurs. Mechanically identical to "Villagers", they possess no special night abilities. Their unique titles are:

- IRGC Vanguard
- IRGC Cipher Sentinel
- IRGC Quantum Warden
- IRGC Quantum Empath: Throughout the entire game, they only learns the identity of one player on any given night.

🌌 TEAM 1: THE COSMIC ILLUSION (Evil Team / 2 Players)

Infiltrators whose minds have been hacked by the establishment. They do not know each other.

- The Paradigm Glitch (Primary Assassin): Holds the active encryption keys to perform the night attack. Submits one target per night.
- The Shadow Frequency (Backup Assassin): Stays in standby mode. If the Primary Assassin is lynched during the day, this role automatically inherits the decryption codes for the next night.

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👥 THE REMAINING PLAYERS (6 ALIVE):

- Pezevenk
- Bom Tishop
- disputeone
- turbonium2
- Aera23
- Jura Glenlivet II

> SYSTEM NOTE: The special roles have been distributed via PM by the Game Bot. Day 1 discussion begins now. Look closely at every post; your teammate might be the one trying to scan your frequency.

Update: There is an empath on the villager team.  I'll have AI fix that later.
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« Reply #173 on: June 01, 2026, 03:11:59 AM »

The cosmic clown had not heeded the warning, hubris and liminal surety had convinced it that giving her a killing role would placate and flatter her enough to continue, she had been tempted, for a second.

Consequently, when the transition happened it never noticed that the Jura that materialised on the spaceship was a golem, an empty vessel.
She was long gone, ghosting through the city protected by an ancient forest spirit angered at the treatment of its native soil. Herne, bade her farewell at the edge of the New forest, she would head to Glastonbury to cleanse herself and play no further part. 
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« Reply #174 on: June 01, 2026, 11:45:07 PM »
I would like to remind you that this game is played by voting.
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« Reply #175 on: June 03, 2026, 06:03:19 AM »
Ooo, the green energy looks cool.

Public Question to the AI: Where are we all flying to?
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« Reply #176 on: June 03, 2026, 02:54:37 PM »
I didn't realize it was day, I thought it was night for some reason.

We have a couple days to figure out who to lynch
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