I've found my home at last!

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DrMalcolm

I've found my home at last!
« on: July 07, 2007, 12:54:37 AM »
I'd like to say a very warm "thank you" to those who have set up this forum. I've been a closet FE'er all my life. My uncle Jack was an FEer and came out one afternoon at a family barbecue. Man! I have never seen my Dad go so totally batshit crazy as that day! Uncle Jack was lucky to escape with just a few bruises, and was never allowed to have any contact with me or my sister since. Dad has descended into Alzheimer's now (God bless his soul) and struggles to know the day of the week, or the names of family members. But if someone mentions the words "flat" and "earth" in the same sentence, the veins on the sides of his head stick out, his nose and forehead turn a dusky shade of purple, and he starts foaming and slavering.

I registered on this site just 15 minutes ago, and already I can feel the oppression of a life-time lifting from my shoulders. I know I'm going to enjoy it here, among like-minded, intelligent, lovely people!

DrMalcolm

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Re: I've found my home at last!
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2007, 02:45:07 AM »
We ain't lovely or intelligent
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The Communist

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Re: I've found my home at last!
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2007, 05:59:23 AM »
Indeed, we cannot be trusted.
On FES, you attack a strawman. In Soviet Russia, the strawman attacks you
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Carbiens

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Re: I've found my home at last!
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2007, 04:44:28 AM »
"closet FE'er".......

wonder if narnia is flat O.0
« Last Edit: July 09, 2007, 06:26:33 AM by Carbiens »
I'm almost able to read retardeese without any trouble now.  YAY.

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Re: I've found my home at last!
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2007, 07:04:46 AM »
I would just for the record like to state that I am not this person's uncle.

Welcome anyway.
Yes, quite.  No one would ever claim to be someone they're not in their profile name.

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Re: I've found my home at last!
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2007, 05:24:15 PM »
This is a false flag thread.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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The Communist

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Re: I've found my home at last!
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2007, 10:42:30 AM »
"closet FE'er".......

wonder if narnia is flat O.0

It is if you read Voyage of The Dawn Treader.
On FES, you attack a strawman. In Soviet Russia, the strawman attacks you
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Re: I've found my home at last!
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2007, 03:43:46 PM »
Narnia is a kingdom in the unnamed world featured in the books, last I checked.
Nomad is a superhero.

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Re: I've found my home at last!
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2007, 04:47:19 PM »
Over 95% of people here are RE'ers.
Join my Conspiracy...(SHH!!)...The Spherical Earth Society!

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Raist

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Re: I've found my home at last!
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2007, 06:30:26 PM »
Over 95% of people here are RE'ers.

What's that? some sort of fat joke?

Asshat.

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Re: I've found my home at last!
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2007, 11:21:49 AM »
Narnia is a kingdom in the unnamed world featured in the books, last I checked.

Narnia is indeed the kingdom, but the world it lies on is flat.
On FES, you attack a strawman. In Soviet Russia, the strawman attacks you
-JackASCII

Do you have any outlandish claims to back up your evidence?
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Yeah I love gay porn.