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Flat Earth Q&A / Images from space.. *56K warning*

« on: February 11, 2007, 07:01:02 PM »

I'm no expert at this, but wouldn't you need a 3d rendering program plus a vector drawing program to create an image like this? And I have no idea how long it would take to produce one with such detail and quailty.

Yes, which Photoshop 7 is not. The most photoshop can do in that picture is brighten it to make things more visible, or convert it from whatever it originally was to jpeg.

Also, there is no 3d program that can create such an image. No FEer has ever taken both 2d graphic design and 3d graphic design like I have. Probably within the next 5 years a 3d program can come close, but no. Try again, failures.

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Flat Earth Q&A / A challenge for FEers

« on: February 11, 2007, 06:56:04 PM »

Your equation is a conspiracy.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Images from space.. *56K warning*

« on: February 11, 2007, 01:31:13 AM »

Tom Bishop set of my fucking dumbass alarm! Well, actually he sets it off all the time, but this one is special.

Photoshop, whether it be 7 as "shown" or CS2 (9) which I have, it is impossible to render such images. Perhaps stop saying such bullshit. This time you spoke 100% out your ass.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Regarding The Ice Wall: Some Inside Info.

« on: February 07, 2007, 02:36:38 PM »

Bump to show that FEers will believe anything.

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Flat Earth Q&A / length of a day

« on: February 06, 2007, 04:55:24 PM »

The cause of 'gravity'.

Our cause is a lot more feasible than yours. Everything infinitely goes up for some mysterious reason. Unless you don't believe in newton's laws, everything needs something to make it go up. And, come on, we should be able to find out since we have the sun and moon not too far away, and some observation should explain it.

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Flat Earth Q&A / length of a day

« on: February 06, 2007, 04:30:04 PM »

The RE has holes

And those holes would be...?

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Flat Earth Q&A / Regarding The Ice Wall: Some Inside Info.

« on: February 06, 2007, 04:11:24 PM »

Wow. Just wow. I hope there is no FEers that believed this. I was criticized for calling his bullshit, and now look. I think I deserve a big, soft, choco-choco-chip cookie.

Mr.X, I am glad you came clean. You have proved a very, very big point. FEers will believe pretty much anything to prove their false theory.

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Flat Earth Q&A / what would happen if.......PLEASE READ

« on: February 05, 2007, 04:48:07 PM »

The bottom.

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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Australia doesn't exist

« on: February 05, 2007, 02:57:29 PM »

-My cousin goes to middle school in Australia.

Impossible. I live in the place portrayed as Australia, and there is no such thing as middle school.  

I don't know what it's called there. Here it would be called middle school.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Debunking your Flat Earth Society...

« on: February 04, 2007, 12:11:57 AM »

http://csep10.phys.utk.edu/astr161/lect/history/newtongrav.html
http://science.howstuffworks.com/question232.htm
http://www.ology.amnh.org/astronomy/gravity/index.htm

And my weight changes may or may not be from my habits, but I am not the only person to notice this phenomena, in fact it goes hand in hand with the RE theory.

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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Australia doesn't exist

« on: February 04, 2007, 12:06:54 AM »

Oh what, and MasterCheif is a credible source? How do we know he isn't just spouting bullshit for the hell of it? He has no proof that Australia doesn't exist.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Debunking your Flat Earth Society...

« on: February 04, 2007, 12:04:52 AM »

*Gasp* RE does know how gravity works!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravity

Wowee!

And the logic that everything is just going up? ORLY? Then why did I weigh 162 at my aunt's house in California, which is on a hill. I weighed 167 the week before I left. I didn't lose 5 lbs by sitting around doing nothing. Then when I visited my uncle in Phoenix, I was 169. Amazing. I gained 2 lbs by doing nothing. Now, I constantly observe my weight because I am in college wrestling, so that is how I know my weight. And according to the RE theory of gravity, the closer you are to the earth's center, the more you weigh, because the stronger the gravity is. So, that is explained in the RE theory whereas the FE theory states we shouldn't weigh less because it's all the same gravity!

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Technology, Science & Alt Science / Australia doesn't exist

« on: February 03, 2007, 11:57:37 PM »

Hmm. Australia doesn't exist. ORLY?

-My cousin goes to middle school in Australia.
-My World History teacher has gone to the Great Barrier Reef.
-My dad has been to the Great Barrier Reef a numerous amount of times.
-I have been there when I was 8.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Debunking your Flat Earth Society...

« on: February 03, 2007, 11:51:48 PM »

Possibly because there is none, and it's all bullshit?

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Flat Earth Q&A / Debunking your Flat Earth Society...

« on: February 03, 2007, 11:46:56 PM »

Q: "What about gravity?"

A1: The Earth is accelerating upwards at 1g (9.8m/s-2) along with every star, sun and moon in the universe. This produces the same effect as gravity

OH SO INFORMATIVE. THANKS FOR POINTING THAT OUT!

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Flat Earth Q&A / Debunking your Flat Earth Society...

« on: February 03, 2007, 11:40:37 PM »

So, what causes all these objects to be accelerating upwards?

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Flat Earth Q&A / Regarding The Ice Wall: Some Inside Info.

« on: February 03, 2007, 11:37:20 PM »

That story is just screaming bullshit.

There is no military base in Antarctica. There are, however, bases for scientific research.

You said the ice wall was 20-30 feet tall, and the faq claims it to be 150 feet tall.

You say that no ship has gone within 70 miles of the icewall.



Is that 70 miles? That camera has to have some motherfuckin' zoom on it.

If there is special holograms to hide the ice wall, then whats the need to have it heavily guarded?

You say you guarded the ice wall for 25 years. You earlier claimed that you were with the CIA for 20 years before offered the job. That's 55 years of work. You also said you graduated from Ivy League. So, 21 + 25 + 20 = 76. You must be a valiant old man.

And also, no CIA agent is to ever reveal that he has worked with the CIA, and must never reveal his work. If you do, you will be killed.

There's plenty more bullshit hidden between the lines.

Admit you aren't a CIA agent, or this will be reported, your IP tracked, your location discovered, and interrogated or just straight up killed. Impersonating a CIA agent is a very, very serious offense. The CIA is easy to contact, and all it requires is a good ol' email. Hell, even if you are a CIA agent, you'll still be killed for revealing hidden secrets.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Debunking your Flat Earth Society...

« on: February 03, 2007, 11:05:57 PM »

What, no FEer wants to explain how the sun doesn't crash into the ground and yet something like a baseball can fall back to earth.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Debunking your Flat Earth Society...

« on: February 03, 2007, 10:22:46 PM »

Everything has gravity. Even the non-moving things. Flunked physics, now did we?

I have gravity, you have gravity, the original X-Box has massive gravity...Gravity is not acceleration. Now, the gravity is very, very weak, but it exists.

And if the earth has greater gravity than the sun, wouldn't we suck in the sun and earth? Whats the difference between a ball coming back to ground and the sun coming back to the ground?

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Flat Earth Q&A / I think I found out the answer to all our problems

« on: February 02, 2007, 07:08:06 PM »

It would just be a waste of time and money. I already know that it's flat.

What good would looking out at a flat earth do?

Here is why it's awesome:

1. Bragging rights. Go around and say "I flew into fucking space, what did you do?"
2. Don't you understand how awesome the ride would be?
3. It's a once in a lifetime experience.
4. Proof that satellites, NASA, the government, RE Antarctica, and 9/11 aren't all government conspiracies.

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Flat Earth Q&A / I think I found out the answer to all our problems

« on: February 02, 2007, 02:36:40 PM »

This may require money, and lots of it. But listen up, friends.

As it has been stated, the Russian (or was it Chinese?) Space Program is offering people to fly into space for a pretty penny. If you FEers raised enough cash, you can send one of your trusted members (Tom Bishop or someone else) into space. I doubt the Russians would give out many contracts due to language differences, if they give any at all. We could have other FEers observe the launch to see if the shuttle actually does launch and it's not all some lie.

So, I think this would effectively solve the dispute.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Google Earth fake? ORLY? Check this out.

« on: February 01, 2007, 06:36:00 PM »

Meh, there's this one girl with huge boobs in /b/. That's something, I guess.

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Flat Earth Q&A / WHY THE EARTH IS ROUND

« on: February 01, 2007, 06:31:16 PM »

Don't you know that ships are a conspiracy?

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Flat Earth Q&A / Google Earth fake? ORLY? Check this out.

« on: February 01, 2007, 06:26:29 PM »

Haven't been on /b/ in a couple months.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Google Earth fake? ORLY? Check this out.

« on: February 01, 2007, 06:24:43 PM »

And slightly creepy.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Google Earth fake? ORLY? Check this out.

« on: February 01, 2007, 06:23:05 PM »

Wow, you guys are really obsessing over him. I say let it die.

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Flat Earth Debate / My Trip To The Ice Wall

« on: February 01, 2007, 06:21:34 PM »

No he didn't! Don't you understand, it's a conspiracy!

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Flat Earth Q&A / Google Earth fake? ORLY? Check this out.

« on: February 01, 2007, 06:01:51 PM »

But you just said nigger!

Oh no!

People should just stop being offended by racist terms. If you actually care what some racist piece of shit thinks of you, you are too sensitive.

I'm just kidding. Note the fact that even I said nigger.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Google Earth fake? ORLY? Check this out.

« on: February 01, 2007, 05:56:41 PM »

But you just said nigger!

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Flat Earth Q&A / Google Earth fake? ORLY? Check this out.

« on: February 01, 2007, 05:47:52 PM »

You can't say nigga! It's black history month!