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Flat Earth Q&A / FES Merchandise

« on: May 13, 2006, 05:56:00 PM »

Call me an idiot or not, I want a FE T-shirt.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Photographic proof of the FE!!!!!

« on: May 13, 2006, 05:51:30 PM »

Are you saying that we don't exist?

Yes

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Flat Earth Q&A / one word

« on: May 12, 2006, 02:12:13 PM »

I'm glad I was able to spread the truth to yet another.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Photographic proof of the FE!!!!!

« on: May 12, 2006, 02:10:53 PM »

In response to point F. I must unfortunately inform you all that we (the tax payers of the world) are fronting the bill. Stateside it's referred to as social security, which is why they say it will run out by the time I and many other are able to collect, because the money doesn't go towards what they say it does at all. I'm not familiar with taxation in other parts of the world but I'm sure they have other clever names for disguising what I call the "oops we messed up and now need to cool the earth" tax

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Flat Earth Q&A / Photo of earth's edge?

« on: May 12, 2006, 08:49:34 AM »

But he's clearly throwing the ball into the ocean, not off the edge of the earth and he is clearly on rock not ice. Unless ............ maybe space looks like a giant cosmic ocean complete with waves, and what if the ice wall isn't ice at all, what if it's a rock wall and the government just paints it white so we think it's cold so we don't to go and check it out because we believe without a lot of equipment we'll freeze. Oh my god, this is huge, I need to go do some research.

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Flat Earth Q&A / one word

« on: May 12, 2006, 08:31:00 AM »

No, I am talking about my photo in the "Photographic proof of the FE!!!!!!!" thread.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Photographic proof of the FE!!!!!

« on: May 12, 2006, 08:23:00 AM »

Also, I assure you the photo is not a fake, I state my reputation on it.

Good to hear, and your reputation may remain intact today. This is, indeed, a real photograph. The only question is what it is of.


--Chal

From what I see is:

A Dr Pepper bottle holding up a plate.
In that plate is little children puzzle peices or something he did himself.
A torch held up by a peice of string.
His favourite bath toy held up by a peice of string.

I believe this photo was taken in his kitchen or bathroom (judging from the tiles, very few people have tiles on the floor elsewhere)

Otherwise yes it is quite real, but not of a world.

A. Yes it is a Dr. Pepper bottle, which I discovered supports the earth as opposed to the four elephants and a turtle. New discovery’s happen all the time, this is one of them.

B. It's not a plate at all; it's what the world actually looks like from space. Have you ever seen it? No, so how can you say it's fake.

C. If it were a torch it would be spewing a flame towards the earth which would inevitably burn every living thing alive and wouldn't cast much light at all so that's just not possible.

D. I have no bath toys, and even if I did how would I suspend one in the vacuum of space?

E. I would say space appears more like a dinning room (like I sated in my previous posts) then a kitchen or a bathroom for that matter (my bathrooms are carpeted) so that disproves your point entirely.

F. Lastly the ice wall is that large. The government has been running a lot of air conditioners for the past few years now in an attempt to counteract global warming (because they know once the ice wall melts all the water will pour off the earth and we will die) and in the process have actually cooled the earth enough to allow the ice wall surrounding the entire planet to grow much larger then once thought.

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Flat Earth Q&A / one word

« on: May 11, 2006, 11:35:32 PM »

The theory is not a joke.

but the people who believe it are

That is an insult to all of us who know the truth. I showed you photographic proof of the FE. Not out of some textbook somewhere but with my own camera. If necessary I will bring in a photographic expert to examine the photo to prove it has not been doctored in any way.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Photographic proof of the FE!!!!!

« on: May 11, 2006, 10:39:04 PM »

Wait, is the Earth supported by a bottle of Dr. Pepper?  This truly is a shocking turn of events.

Yes, the Dr. Pepper bottle was one point I forgot to mention on my initial post. But it comes as no surprise to me that just as Dr. Pepper supports my life, it also supports Earth.

Also, I assure you the photo is not a fake, I state my reputation on it.

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Flat Earth Q&A / Photographic proof of the FE!!!!!

« on: May 11, 2006, 12:48:49 PM »

Finally the FE theory is proven. This picture is complete with the ice wall surrounding the planet, the "spotlight" sun effect, and the moon, which it has been recently discovered that the moon is actually a duck. Another interesting point to note is that the vacuum of space isn't blank and dark like once thought, it actually very closely resembles a dining room floor. There also seems to be what resembles a dinning room chair leg floating in the vastness of space. I plan to investigate this further in future photos so stay tuned.

I'm just glad I can finally show whose REers what's really happening in this world.