The Flat Earth Society
Other Discussion Boards => The Lounge => Topic started by: Luke 22:35-38 on October 19, 2016, 01:00:52 PM
-
I've been camping out in my backyard the past few days due to the Jewish holiday of Sukkoth and I heard cricket noises. The thought came to me that I don't see the crickets actually making the noise. And it only happens at night. Not only that but the Bible says that the morning stars sang together and scientists have discovered that stars do in fact make noises. So putting two and two together and the ONLY explanation is that the stars are the ones making the cricket noises. They are also the ones during winter in the northern regions making howling noises that we mistake for wolves. So I need help in funding for my theory so I can splurge on a Lamborghini- I mean, test my completely solid theory at GoFundME. I need a Nobel prize.
#starsmakecricketnoises
#givemelotsofmoney
#nobelprize
#sarcasm
-
You forgot to link to your gofundme page.
I BELIEVE IN THE STAR CRICKETS!
-
This checks out. I've met a few deaf people and I've never heard them talk about stars. This proves that being unable to hear crickets means that you are also unable to see stars. Which would support your star cricket theory.
-
You forgot to link to your gofundme page.
I BELIEVE IN THE STAR CRICKETS!
I actually don't know how to put up a gofundme fundraiser.
-
This checks out. I've met a few deaf people and I've never heard them talk about stars. This proves that being unable to hear crickets means that you are also unable to see stars. Which would support your star cricket theory.
Thanks for that invaluable information. Just more proof.
-
I think "star crickets" is the wrong way to turn this phrase. Star can't modify or describe crickets, because there are no crickets, only stars. And if some, or even all, of the stars make cricket noises, they must be "cricket stars."
I wonder which stars make the sound? Or do all stars? And is it all the time, or only under certain conditions?
I'm afraid this whole thing has raised more questions than answers. But then, very scientific things often do.
-
I think "star crickets" is the wrong way to turn this phrase. Star can't modify or describe crickets, because there are no crickets, only stars. And if some, or even all, of the stars make cricket noises, they must be "cricket stars."
I wonder which stars make the sound? Or do all stars? And is it all the time, or only under certain conditions?
I'm afraid this whole thing has raised more questions than answers. But then, very scientific things often do.
All of them make sound but they only make it in areas where the insect with strange legs lives. During winter the stars are quiet except for the occasional sound that sound like wolves howling.
-
Well it does get cold in the winter.
Maybe the cricket chirping sound is for heat regulation - that is their air conditioning. In the winter, you only hear the cry of the dying stars.
-
Well it does get cold in the winter.
Maybe the cricket chirping sound is for heat regulation - that is their air conditioning. In the winter, you only hear the cry of the dying stars.
That makes sense. Thanks. Right now I'm taking ideas and theories and putting them together. You guys will get credit and royalties.
-
How come I can still see starts if I cover my ears?
-
How come I can still see starts if I cover my ears?
Because even though you cover your ears you still hear stuff.
-
How come I can still see starts if I cover my ears?
Because even though you cover your ears you still hear stuff.
Not when I cover them enough I don't. Or when I use headphones with noise cancellation.
-
How come I can still see starts if I cover my ears?
Because even though you cover your ears you still hear stuff.
Not when I cover them enough I don't. Or when I use headphones with noise cancellation.
Oh. Ok then. The stars know you aren't really deaf so they show up for you.
-
Then do crickets make the sound of stars?
-
How come I can still see starts if I cover my ears?
Ahh, a common question we have heard many times in Cricket Star Theory. You see it is impossible to completely shut down your hearing by merely covering your ears. Your hands are incapable of blocking out low frequency and subsonic noises.
To prove that Cricket Star Theory is correct you would need to enclose part of your head in a vacuum chamber, this would cause the stars to disappear as sound cannot travel through a vacuum.
-
Birds eat crickets.
Does this mean birds are black holes?
Our Sun is a star, does this mean there lives a huge cricket in the middle of the Earth? that would explain earthquakes.
-
need help in funding for my theory so I can splurge on a Lamborghini- I mean, test my completely solid theory at GoFundME. I need a Nobel prize.
You could also sell your soul to the devil and become a fake space cowboy millionaire to get over priced things...we have a spot open after bill stopped showing up. It's loud up there....very loud
I would actually donate to your go fund me though in all seriousness lol. My only stipulation, you would actually have to figure out ONE test to actually perform to prove your theory and document it.
This checks out. I've met a few deaf people and I've never heard them talk about stars. This proves that being unable to hear crickets means that you are also unable to see stars. Which would support your star cricket theory.
Thanks for that invaluable information. Just more proof.
Another important victory for cricket theory.
Then do crickets make the sound of stars?
There are no crickets...only stars.
How come I can still see starts if I cover my ears?
Because even though you cover your ears you still hear stuff.
Not when I cover them enough I don't. Or when I use headphones with noise cancellation.
Stop asking questions.....why do you think Bill suddenly "took time off from work?"
-
You do realize I can not be harmed by normal human weapons, right?
Unless the FBI or FES has a supernatural division they don't scare me...
-
You do realize I can not be harmed by normal human weapons, right?
Unless the FBI or FES has a supernatural division they don't scare me...
Well how would I know since you still have not provided your true identity?
-
You do realize I can not be harmed by normal human weapons, right?
Unless the FBI or FES has a supernatural division they don't scare me...
Well how would I know since you still have not provided your true identity?
They will go after me if I do that...
-
So is there a huge cricket in our Sun?
-
Then do crickets make the sound of stars?
They only make that irritating sound when they are alone and in your house. If their chirp is annoying when there's only one then its impossible for them to make the sound we hear at night caused by the stars in a group.
-
So is there a huge cricket in our Sun?
Oh simpleton, there isn't a cricket in the sun. The sun makes its own noise which sound like cicadas when the atmosphere is just right.
-
Birds eat crickets.
Does this mean birds are black holes?
Our Sun is a star, does this mean there lives a huge cricket in the middle of the Earth? that would explain earthquakes.
No. The birds and the insects are what the sheeple people think they are only the crickets don't make noises other than that irritating chirp if they are by themselves.
-
Further proof...
NASA says frogs eat crickets, and everybody knows that frogs croak.
Croak also means to die, and stars disappear for half a year sometimes, meaning they died, meaning they croaked. So the fake crickets was NASA's way of explaining how stars disappear for half a year. It all makes sense now.
-
Then do crickets make the sound of stars?
Explained above.
-
Further proof...
NASA says frogs eat crickets, and everybody knows that frogs croak.
Croak also means to die, and stars disappear for half a year sometimes, meaning they died, meaning they croaked. So the fake crickets was NASA's way of explaining how stars disappear for half a year. It all makes sense now.
We MUST spread the word.
-
need help in funding for my theory so I can splurge on a Lamborghini- I mean, test my completely solid theory at GoFundME. I need a Nobel prize.
You could also sell your soul to the devil and become a fake space cowboy millionaire to get over priced things...we have a spot open after bill stopped showing up. It's loud up there....very loud
Ehh. I'm not willing to sell my soul to the devil just yet.
I would actually donate to your go fund me though in all seriousness lol. My only stipulation, you would actually have to figure out ONE test to actually perform to prove your theory and document it.
But I can only test it once I get funding. If I had enough money I can think of a test to perform.
This checks out. I've met a few deaf people and I've never heard them talk about stars. This proves that being unable to hear crickets means that you are also unable to see stars. Which would support your star cricket theory.
Thanks for that invaluable information. Just more proof.
Another important victory for cricket theory.
Then do crickets make the sound of stars?
There are no crickets...only stars.
No, crickets exist, I see them all the time. However its the stars that make the noise.
How come I can still see starts if I cover my ears?
Because even though you cover your ears you still hear stuff.
Not when I cover them enough I don't. Or when I use headphones with noise cancellation.
Stop asking questions.....why do you think Bill suddenly "took time off from work?"
These questions are ok to ask. I just checked the regulation book. See section 9 paragraph 2 in regulation book 3.
-
How can stars make a sounds if they are in a vacuum?
-
How can stars make a sounds if they are in a vacuum?
The vibrations, shock waves, and star flares hit our atmosphere and the atmosphere transform all that into sound.
-
How can stars make a sounds if they are in a vacuum?
The vibrations, shock waves, and star flares hit our atmosphere and the atmosphere transform all that into sound.
Then why can we only receive a radio signal from a few select starts?
By your logic, we should receive signals in the human's audio range from every star with the huge telescopes we have at our disposal.
-
How can stars make a sounds if they are in a vacuum?
The vibrations, shock waves, and star flares hit our atmosphere and the atmosphere transform all that into sound.
Then why can we only receive a radio signal from a few select starts?
By your logic, we should receive signals in the human's audio range from every star with the huge telescopes we have at our disposal.
AETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-
How can stars make a sounds if they are in a vacuum?
The vibrations, shock waves, and star flares hit our atmosphere and the atmosphere transform all that into sound.
Then why can we only receive a radio signal from a few select starts?
By your logic, we should receive signals in the human's audio range from every star with the huge telescopes we have at our disposal.
AETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE AETHER CAN SUCK ITS OWN ASS, EAT SHIT, AND DIE!
HAIL NASA!
(http://new4.fjcdn.com/comments/Well+heres+jfk+riding+a+robot+unicorn+on+the+moon+_fcde87a804c44af7f58e84deeaf5811c.jpg)
-
How can stars make a sounds if they are in a vacuum?
Have you never heard a vacuum? Mine is pretty loud. I bet if you could climb inside it while it's running, it'd be even louder. And pretty dusty, but that's beside the point.
-
Indeed. This also explains why there is so much dust on the moon and mars.
-
This checks out. I've met a few deaf people and I've never heard them talk about stars. This proves that being unable to hear crickets means that you are also unable to see stars. Which would support your star cricket theory.
Thanks for that invaluable information. Just more proof.
Whoa.
This all checks out! Cricket - see profile pic - is a pathetically boring game enjoyed by a few of the richest elite white men (ever heard of that little old organisation the NWO?) in the world.
Often the attendance is so low and the action so poor the stars mock the boring empty ground with ironic 'chirp-chirp' noises.
Double whoa
All the while 'cricket stars' are still playing the game.
triple who-AKE UP SHEEPLE
-
This checks out. I've met a few deaf people and I've never heard them talk about stars. This proves that being unable to hear crickets means that you are also unable to see stars. Which would support your star cricket theory.
Thanks for that invaluable information. Just more proof.
Whoa.
This all checks out! Cricket - see profile pic - is a pathetically boring game enjoyed by a few of the richest elite white men (ever heard of that little old organisation the NWO?) in the world.
Often the attendance is so low and the action so poor the stars mock the boring empty ground with ironic 'chirp-chirp' noises.
Double whoa
All the while 'cricket stars' are still playing the game.
triple who-AKE UP SHEEPLE
PLAYED ON A FLAT OVAL DISC OF EARTH WITH LIGHT SUSPENDED SLIGHTLY ABOVE THE GROUND.
hold the phone I need Keanu
-
whoa
-
Did you just make an alt to say one word?
-
Did you just make an alt to say one word?
No, that would be crazy.
3 words.
I accidentally whoa'd 2 extra threads, the power was too much for me to resist : (
Ok I may be a little too drunk to be allowed near this internet business right now.
-
Did you just make an alt to say one word?
No, that would be crazy.
3 words.
I accidentally whoa'd 2 extra threads, the power was too much for me to resist : (
Ok I may be a little too drunk to be allowed near this internet business right now.
Whoa dude.
-
Did you just make an alt to say one word?
No, that would be crazy.
3 words.
I accidentally whoa'd 2 extra threads, the power was too much for me to resist : (
Ok I may be a little too drunk to be allowed near this internet business right now.
Whoa dude.
No way!
-
I bammed the alt!
Anyway, I was gonna bam bolts for a month (which is what the bam rules say) but I'm gonna give him another chance to not make alts.
-
Excellent!
-
And my only regret is derailing as opposed to adding to this groundbreaking thread. So close to a working theory then the 'crazies' came in and ruined it : (
(me being the crazies here)
-
Whoa.
-
Bogus!
-
All we are is dust in the wind, dude.
-
Whoa.
-
Whoa.
Bam!
-
Does the Bible even mention crickets at all? If not, it is obvious that they simply do not exist.
-
Does the Bible even mention crickets at all? If not, it is obvious that they simply do not exist.
It mentions the grasshopper and locust. They are closly related.
-
Does the Bible even mention crickets at all? If not, it is obvious that they simply do not exist.
It mentions the grasshopper and locust. They are closly related.
All locusts are, in fact, grasshoppers.
-
Does the Bible even mention crickets at all? If not, it is obvious that they simply do not exist.
It mentions the grasshopper and locust. They are closly related.
"Closely related?" Are they one kind?
-
Does the Bible even mention crickets at all? If not, it is obvious that they simply do not exist.
It mentions the grasshopper and locust. They are closly related.
"Closely related?" Are they one kind?
Yes.
-
Does the Bible even mention crickets at all? If not, it is obvious that they simply do not exist.
It mentions the grasshopper and locust. They are closly related.
"Closely related?" Are they one kind?
Yes.
Humans and chimpanzees are much closer related than crickets and grasshoppers. There are even grasshoppers that are less close related than us and apes.
-
Does the Bible even mention crickets at all? If not, it is obvious that they simply do not exist.
It mentions the grasshopper and locust. They are closly related.
"Closely related?" Are they one kind?
Yes.
Humans and chimpanzees are much closer related than crickets and grasshoppers. There are even grasshoppers that are less close related than us and apes.
The more we study apes and humans the more wider that gap becomes. We used to be 99% similar, now its like 96%.
-
Does the Bible even mention crickets at all? If not, it is obvious that they simply do not exist.
It mentions the grasshopper and locust. They are closly related.
"Closely related?" Are they one kind?
Yes.
Humans and chimpanzees are much closer related than crickets and grasshoppers. There are even grasshoppers that are less close related than us and apes.
The more we study apes and humans the more wider that gap becomes. We used to be 99% similar, now its like 96%.
(http://kingofwallpapers.com/wrong/wrong-007.jpg)
-
To add to this crickets are too small to make noise and wolves are like normal dogs who have weird sleeping patterns thus they are too tired to howl.
hope this helps
-
Then do crickets make the sound of stars?
YES THEY DO!
-
To add to this crickets are too small to make noise and wolves are like normal dogs who have weird sleeping patterns thus they are too tired to howl.
hope this helps
Thanks. It does.
-
Crikets make sounds that are similar to star made noise. I suppose that the crikets learned to copy stars to be able to communicate without revealing their position to avoid predators.
Criket eating species like inticam are not able to distinguish a criket from a star.
-
Crikets make sounds that are similar to star made noise. I suppose that the crikets learned to copy stars to be able to communicate without revealing their position to avoid predators.
Criket eating species like inticam are not able to distinguish a criket from a star.
Awesome. We're getting everything together.