New theory. Stars create cricket noises!!!

I've been camping out in my backyard the past few days due to the Jewish holiday of Sukkoth and I heard cricket noises. The thought came to me that I don't see the crickets actually making the noise. And it only happens at night. Not only that but the Bible says that the morning stars sang together and scientists have discovered that stars do in fact make noises. So putting two and two together and the ONLY explanation is that the stars are the ones making the cricket noises. They are also the ones during winter in the northern regions making howling noises that we mistake for wolves. So I need help in funding for my theory so I can splurge on a Lamborghini- I mean,  test my completely solid theory at GoFundME. I need a Nobel prize.

#starsmakecricketnoises

#givemelotsofmoney

#nobelprize

#sarcasm

You forgot to link to your gofundme page.

I BELIEVE IN THE STAR CRICKETS!

This checks out.  I've met a few deaf people and I've never heard them talk about stars.  This proves that being unable to hear crickets means that you are also unable to see stars.  Which would support your star cricket theory.

You forgot to link to your gofundme page.

I BELIEVE IN THE STAR CRICKETS!

I actually don't know how to put up a gofundme fundraiser.

This checks out.  I've met a few deaf people and I've never heard them talk about stars.  This proves that being unable to hear crickets means that you are also unable to see stars.  Which would support your star cricket theory.

Thanks for that invaluable information. Just more proof.

I think "star crickets" is the wrong way to turn this phrase. Star can't modify or describe crickets, because there are no crickets, only stars. And if some, or even all, of the stars make cricket noises, they must be "cricket stars."

I wonder which stars make the sound? Or do all stars? And is it all the time, or only under certain conditions?

I'm afraid this whole thing has raised more questions than answers. But then, very scientific things often do.

I think "star crickets" is the wrong way to turn this phrase. Star can't modify or describe crickets, because there are no crickets, only stars. And if some, or even all, of the stars make cricket noises, they must be "cricket stars."

I wonder which stars make the sound? Or do all stars? And is it all the time, or only under certain conditions?

I'm afraid this whole thing has raised more questions than answers. But then, very scientific things often do.

All of them make sound but they only make it in areas where the insect with strange legs lives. During winter the stars are quiet except for the occasional sound that sound like wolves howling.

Well it does get cold in the winter.

Maybe the cricket chirping sound is for heat regulation - that is their air conditioning. In the winter, you only hear the cry of the dying stars.

Well it does get cold in the winter.

Maybe the cricket chirping sound is for heat regulation - that is their air conditioning. In the winter, you only hear the cry of the dying stars.

That makes sense. Thanks. Right now I'm taking ideas and theories and putting them together. You guys will get credit and royalties.

How come I can still see starts if I cover my ears?

How come I can still see starts if I cover my ears?

Because even though you cover your ears you still hear stuff.

Quote from: Denspressure on October 20, 2016, 05:17:43 AM

How come I can still see starts if I cover my ears?

Because even though you cover your ears you still hear stuff.

Not when I cover them enough I don't. Or when I use headphones with noise cancellation.

Quote from: Luke 22:35-38 on October 20, 2016, 05:46:59 AM

Quote from: Denspressure on October 20, 2016, 05:17:43 AM

How come I can still see starts if I cover my ears?

Because even though you cover your ears you still hear stuff.

Not when I cover them enough I don't. Or when I use headphones with noise cancellation.

Oh. Ok then. The stars know you aren't really deaf so they show up for you.

Then do crickets make the sound of stars?

How come I can still see starts if I cover my ears?

Ahh, a common question we have heard many times in Cricket Star Theory.  You see it is impossible to completely shut down your hearing by merely covering your ears.  Your hands are incapable of blocking out low frequency and subsonic noises.

To prove that Cricket Star Theory is correct you would need to enclose part of your head in a vacuum chamber, this would cause the stars to disappear as sound cannot travel through a vacuum.

Birds eat crickets.

Does this mean birds are black holes?

Our Sun is a star, does this mean there lives a huge cricket in the middle of the Earth? that would explain earthquakes.

need help in funding for my theory so I can splurge on a Lamborghini- I mean,  test my completely solid theory at GoFundME. I need a Nobel prize.

You could also sell your soul to the devil and become a fake space cowboy millionaire to get over priced things...we have a spot open after bill stopped showing up. It's loud up there....very loud

I would actually donate to your go fund me though in all seriousness lol. My only stipulation, you would actually have to figure out ONE test to actually perform to prove your theory and document it.

Quote from: crutonius on October 19, 2016, 02:41:50 PM

This checks out.  I've met a few deaf people and I've never heard them talk about stars.  This proves that being unable to hear crickets means that you are also unable to see stars.  Which would support your star cricket theory.

Thanks for that invaluable information. Just more proof.

Another important victory for cricket theory.

Then do crickets make the sound of stars?

There are no crickets...only stars.

Quote from: Luke 22:35-38 on October 20, 2016, 05:46:59 AM

Quote from: Denspressure on October 20, 2016, 05:17:43 AM

How come I can still see starts if I cover my ears?

Because even though you cover your ears you still hear stuff.

Not when I cover them enough I don't. Or when I use headphones with noise cancellation.

Stop asking questions.....why do you think Bill suddenly "took time off from work?"

You do realize I can not be harmed by normal human weapons, right?

Unless the FBI or FES has a supernatural division they don't scare me...

You do realize I can not be harmed by normal human weapons, right?

Unless the FBI or FES has a supernatural division they don't scare me...

Well how would I know since you still have not provided your true identity?

Quote from: Denspressure on October 20, 2016, 09:07:53 AM

You do realize I can not be harmed by normal human weapons, right?

Unless the FBI or FES has a supernatural division they don't scare me...

Well how would I know since you still have not provided your true identity?

They will go after me if I do that...

So is there a huge cricket in our Sun?

Then do crickets make the sound of stars?

They only make that irritating sound when they are alone and in your house. If their chirp is annoying when there's only one then its impossible for them to make the sound we hear at night caused by the stars in a group.

So is there a huge cricket in our Sun?

Oh simpleton, there isn't a cricket in the sun. The sun makes its own noise which sound like cicadas when the atmosphere is just right.

Birds eat crickets.

Does this mean birds are black holes?

Our Sun is a star, does this mean there lives a huge cricket in the middle of the Earth? that would explain earthquakes.

No. The birds and the insects are what the sheeple people think they are only the crickets don't make noises other than that irritating chirp if they are by themselves.

Further proof...

NASA says frogs eat crickets, and everybody knows that frogs croak.

Croak also means to die, and stars disappear for half a year sometimes, meaning they died, meaning they croaked. So the fake crickets was NASA's way of explaining how stars disappear for half a year. It all makes sense now.

Then do crickets make the sound of stars?

Explained above.

Further proof...

NASA says frogs eat crickets, and everybody knows that frogs croak.

Croak also means to die, and stars disappear for half a year sometimes, meaning they died, meaning they croaked. So the fake crickets was NASA's way of explaining how stars disappear for half a year. It all makes sense now.

We MUST spread the word.

Quote from: Luke 22:35-38 on October 19, 2016, 01:00:52 PM

need help in funding for my theory so I can splurge on a Lamborghini- I mean,  test my completely solid theory at GoFundME. I need a Nobel prize.

You could also sell your soul to the devil and become a fake space cowboy millionaire to get over priced things...we have a spot open after bill stopped showing up. It's loud up there....very loud

Ehh. I'm not willing to sell my soul to the devil just yet.

I would actually donate to your go fund me though in all seriousness lol. My only stipulation, you would actually have to figure out ONE test to actually perform to prove your theory and document it.

But I can only test it once I get funding. If I had enough money I can think of a test to perform.

Quote from: Luke 22:35-38 on October 19, 2016, 03:05:08 PM

Quote from: crutonius on October 19, 2016, 02:41:50 PM

This checks out.  I've met a few deaf people and I've never heard them talk about stars.  This proves that being unable to hear crickets means that you are also unable to see stars.  Which would support your star cricket theory.

Thanks for that invaluable information. Just more proof.

Another important victory for cricket theory.

Quote from: RocksEverywhere on October 20, 2016, 06:39:50 AM

Then do crickets make the sound of stars?

There are no crickets...only stars.

No, crickets exist, I see them all the time. However its the stars that make the noise.

Quote from: Denspressure on October 20, 2016, 05:57:06 AM

Quote from: Luke 22:35-38 on October 20, 2016, 05:46:59 AM

Quote from: Denspressure on October 20, 2016, 05:17:43 AM

How come I can still see starts if I cover my ears?

Because even though you cover your ears you still hear stuff.

Not when I cover them enough I don't. Or when I use headphones with noise cancellation.

Stop asking questions.....why do you think Bill suddenly "took time off from work?"

These questions are ok to ask. I just checked the regulation book. See section 9 paragraph 2 in regulation book 3.

How can stars make a sounds if they are in a vacuum?

How can stars make a sounds if they are in a vacuum?

The vibrations, shock waves, and star flares hit our atmosphere and the atmosphere transform all that into sound.