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Flat Earth Discussion Boards => Flat Earth Debate => Topic started by: narcberry on September 18, 2007, 07:59:53 AM

Title: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 18, 2007, 07:59:53 AM
Let us consider the RE model, and please no giggling.

Their oceans. Consider a molecule of water anywhere in the ocean.

How much does this water molecule weigh?
How much volume does this water molecule displace?

What then is its buoyancy force?

Go ahead, figure it out... okay be lazy and I'll explain it. Every molecule in the ocean is perfectly buoyant. That is to say the buoyancy force is exactly opposite to the gravity force on it. This means the oceans are free from gravity.

Perplexed? Of course you are, you have never seen our oceans floating around our world like giant liquid clouds. They fill their container, starting from the lowest possible point. This can only be if the container is pushed into them. The earth MUST be accelerating into our oceans to prevent them from floating away.


Another victory for FE!!!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: veclock on September 18, 2007, 08:27:09 AM
Or the water is just being dragged into the earth.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Mr. Ireland on September 18, 2007, 08:52:04 AM
What? ???
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Gulliver on September 18, 2007, 08:56:56 AM
What? ???
I especially like the inanity of every water molecule being perfectly buoyant.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: flaterthluvr on September 18, 2007, 09:49:27 AM
Or the water is just being dragged into the earth.


Exactly. The giant reptiles under the Earth next to the elephants and turtles suck up the water, counteracting the Earth's upward force.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Gulliver on September 18, 2007, 09:55:14 AM
Or the water is just being dragged into the earth.


Exactly. The giant reptiles under the Earth next to the elephants and turtles suck up the water, counteracting the Earth's upward force.
Wow! That explain a lot. I always knew that FE involved major suckage.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 18, 2007, 02:07:40 PM
I love it, no contest from RE. Everyone knows the oceans are weightless.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on September 18, 2007, 02:13:10 PM
Actually it's about 1000Kg/M^3, not weightless
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: something on September 18, 2007, 02:13:35 PM
And Giant Tsunamis are really caused from the Elephant falling or having a seizure, much like Earthquakes.

Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Marinade on September 18, 2007, 02:14:08 PM
I love it, no contest from RE. Everyone knows the oceans are weightless.

That's why one cubic meter of water weighs one metric ton right?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Gulliver on September 18, 2007, 02:15:19 PM
I love it, no contest from RE. Everyone knows the oceans are weightless.
Please demonstrate your faith in the oceans' weightlessness by holding with just one of your arms 1,000 gallons of one of the oceans over your head. Please post a photo of your success. (Let's see: "A pint is a pound the world around.", 2 pints to the quart, 4 quarts to the gallon, 4*2*4*1,000 would be 16 tons. Good luck with that!)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 18, 2007, 02:20:12 PM
Actually it's about 1000Kg/M^3, not weightless
I love it, no contest from RE. Everyone knows the oceans are weightless.

That's why one cubic meter of water weighs one metric ton right?

And it weighs 0 pounds in water. A situation all the waters in the ocean are in. Therefore the oceans are weightless.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on September 18, 2007, 02:22:33 PM
Narc, please die and earn your Darwin award no, kthx.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: something on September 18, 2007, 02:23:40 PM
Actually it's about 1000Kg/M^3, not weightless
I love it, no contest from RE. Everyone knows the oceans are weightless.

That's why one cubic meter of water weighs one metric ton right?

And it weighs 0 pounds in water. A situation all the waters in the ocean are in. Therefore the oceans are weightless.
So basically, you're pulling facts out of your ass?

Well, that's not the only thing you'd be pulling out.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 18, 2007, 02:24:02 PM
Okay all you smart RE'ers, how much does a pint of water weigh when in water.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Midnight on September 18, 2007, 02:25:28 PM
Irrelevant.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: InbredPsychosis on September 18, 2007, 02:27:46 PM
what the shitting christ
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 18, 2007, 02:28:57 PM
All you RE'ers are crying bloody murder but the fact remains, water within water has a weight of 0. This means all the oceans, and none of you are able to refute that. Our oceans are weightless.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on September 18, 2007, 02:30:02 PM
Okay all you smart RE'ers, how much does a pint of water weigh when in water.

Absolute genius!  :D i'm gonnagive you that one, Narc because it's so damn funny!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Gulliver on September 18, 2007, 02:32:13 PM
Okay all you smart RE'ers, how much does a pint of water weigh when in water.
It depends.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Midnight on September 18, 2007, 02:32:30 PM
water within water has a weight of 0. This means all the oceans, and none of you are able to

Say that from the bottom of an ocean trench, and watch what happens.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: something on September 18, 2007, 02:37:49 PM
Oceans floating away? Water floats?

Is that why we have water falls?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 18, 2007, 02:40:41 PM
Oceans floating away? Water floats?

Is that why we have water falls?

That's my point, the earth is pushed upwards. It explains everything perfectly. But if the earth isn't moving, the oceans have a buoyancy force equal to gravity. Therefore on a RE the oceans are free to float away.

You guys keep laughing at the idea as if it is retarded. Well guess what? It's your model, it is retarded, you're laughing at yourselves. The world is flat, get used to it.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: something on September 18, 2007, 02:41:02 PM
Seriously, you people are trying much to hard to try and prove something that is simply impossible to prove.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 18, 2007, 02:41:50 PM
Seriously, you people are trying much to hard to try and prove something that is simply impossible to prove.

Like weighing water? I guess that would be too much for an re'er to wrap their head around.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on September 18, 2007, 02:43:21 PM
I'm in respectful awe of Narberry here  :D

Keep him going newbs!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: something on September 18, 2007, 02:44:21 PM
Oceans floating away? Water floats?

Is that why we have water falls?

That's my point, the earth is pushed upwards. It explains everything perfectly. But if the earth isn't moving, the oceans have a buoyancy force equal to gravity. Therefore on a RE the oceans are free to float away.

You guys keep laughing at the idea as if it is retarded. Well guess what? It's your model, it is retarded, you're laughing at yourselves. The world is flat, get used to it.
Have you ever weighed a bucket of water? Weigh the bucket while it's empty, then fill it up with water. Notice a change? MAYBE ITS A CONSPIRACY

Are you seriously that stupid?

Yes, the idea is retarded beyond belief. And so are you for even suggesting it.

The world is round, it's been proven long before morons such as yourself came about. There's no conspiracy. OMG ICE WALL OMG FAKE FACTS



Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: InbredPsychosis on September 18, 2007, 02:44:52 PM
This is satire.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: God, lol on September 18, 2007, 02:47:47 PM
This is satire.
I must agree.

If it weren't for me, none of this would happen.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: InbredPsychosis on September 18, 2007, 02:49:03 PM
If it weren't for me, none of this would happen.

God damnit, God.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: something on September 18, 2007, 02:49:40 PM
This is satire.
I must agree.

If it weren't for me, none of this would happen.
we already took it out on your son
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on September 18, 2007, 02:50:19 PM
(http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/48/BigBrother.jpg)
So stop with unfunny spam
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 18, 2007, 02:50:59 PM
Have you ever weighed a bucket of water? Weigh the bucket while it's empty, then fill it up with water. Notice a change? MAYBE ITS A CONSPIRACY

Okay, now dip the bucket into your pool, how much does it weigh now?

Are you seriously that stupid?

Yes, the idea is retarded beyond belief. And so are you for even suggesting it.

It's your model. Perhaps you should be careful what words you throw at it.

The world is round, it's been proven long before morons such as yourself came about. There's no conspiracy. OMG ICE WALL OMG FAKE FACTS

RE'ers don't appeal to authority!!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: God, lol on September 18, 2007, 02:52:52 PM
This is satire.
I must agree.

If it weren't for me, none of this would happen.
we already took it out on your son
ALL OF YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH ON 2012. fistofanangrygod;
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Midnight on September 18, 2007, 02:53:52 PM
This thread is a crime against reason.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on September 18, 2007, 02:55:49 PM
This thread is crimethink against BB.

Corrected by miniluv
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 18, 2007, 03:07:07 PM
2 pages and RE'ers still can't refute. They sure are angry though, aren't they? Guess I should be more careful about their precious model.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on September 18, 2007, 03:12:14 PM
The Earth moves at an incredible speed whether you're RE or FE, direction is largely immaterial
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: something on September 18, 2007, 03:12:52 PM
Actually, let me just put it this way.

A cubic foot of fresh water weighs 62.4 lbs and a cubic foot of sea water weighs 64 lbs.

Ocean water weighs more because it contains salt.

The bucket floats because the weight of the water is greater than that of the bucket.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 18, 2007, 03:13:43 PM
Actually, let me just put it this way.

A cubic foot of fresh water weighs 62.4 lbs and a cubic foot of sea water weighs 64 lbs.

Ok, but let's try doing this in context of the topic at hand. How much do either of those weigh within their own medium? Seriously, I've told you three times already.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 18, 2007, 03:24:32 PM
Buoyancy, the idea behind how hundred-thousand ton freighters can float, is a force based on displacement. If you displace a gallon of water, you get that much buoyancy. The buoyancy force is equal to the (weight)x(amount) of whatever you are displacing. The math in my example is simple. A gallon of water displaces a gallon of water. So the gallon of water weighs 0 pounds in the water because it displaces the exact amount and weight of itself. So pick any gallon of water in the ocean, it weighs 0 pounds. If every gallon of water in the ocean weighs 0 pounds, than the whole of the oceans weigh 0 pounds. All our oceans are weightless, why don't they float away?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: something on September 18, 2007, 03:27:50 PM
Actually, let me just put it this way.

A cubic foot of fresh water weighs 62.4 lbs and a cubic foot of sea water weighs 64 lbs.

Ok, but let's try doing this in context of the topic at hand. How much do either of those weigh within their own medium? Seriously, I've told you three times already.
How is that not within the context of the topic? You claimed that water was weightless in your first post. And that water floats and some other bullshit.

Obviously by stating that a cubic foot of fresh water weights 62.4 pounds, it proves your shitty theory incorrect. If you add that water to a larger body of water, it simply adds to its mass.

I don't see what you're getting at.

Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: something on September 18, 2007, 03:30:38 PM
If every gallon of water in the ocean weighs 0 pounds, than the whole of the oceans weigh 0 pounds. All our oceans are weightless, why don't they float away?
Because they're not weightless?

Show me a link then providing this information.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 18, 2007, 03:33:53 PM
Actually, let me just put it this way.

A cubic foot of fresh water weighs 62.4 lbs and a cubic foot of sea water weighs 64 lbs.

Ok, but let's try doing this in context of the topic at hand. How much do either of those weigh within their own medium? Seriously, I've told you three times already.
How is that not within the context of the topic? You claimed that water was weightless in your first post. And that water floats and some other bullshit.

Obviously by stating that a cubic foot of fresh water weights 62.4 pounds, it proves your shitty theory incorrect. If you add that water to a larger body of water, it simply adds to its mass.

I don't see what you're getting at.

How elementary does this conversation need to drop to for you RE'ers to participate? If you don't understand a topic, perhaps you shouldn't become to passionately involved. These questions are best on page 1, before your counter-argument.

Last try for you: Water is as buoyant (in water) as it is heavy. As long as it remains in water, it is weightless. Our oceans are all within water. Therefore, our oceans are all weightless. Why don't they float away?


Every time you mock this, remember you are mocking the round-earth model. Be careful what you toss insults at.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: something on September 18, 2007, 03:34:19 PM
Also, the weight of the amount of a gallon of ocean water (which is made up of salt) depends on the amount of salt dissolved into the ocean.

1 gallon of ocean water doesn't equal 0 pounds. Where did you come up with this?

Also, your "buoyant" response is completely uneducated.

Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 18, 2007, 03:35:11 PM
Also, the weight of the amount of a gallon of ocean water (which is made up of salt) depends on the amount of salt dissolved into the ocean.

1 gallon of ocean water doesn't equal 0 pounds. Where did you come up with this?

in ocean water it does... you're hopeless.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Gulliver on September 18, 2007, 03:36:24 PM
Actually, let me just put it this way.

A cubic foot of fresh water weighs 62.4 lbs and a cubic foot of sea water weighs 64 lbs.

Ok, but let's try doing this in context of the topic at hand. How much do either of those weigh within their own medium? Seriously, I've told you three times already.
How is that not within the context of the topic? You claimed that water was weightless in your first post. And that water floats and some other bullshit.

Obviously by stating that a cubic foot of fresh water weights 62.4 pounds, it proves your shitty theory incorrect. If you add that water to a larger body of water, it simply adds to its mass.

I don't see what you're getting at.

How elementary does this conversation need to drop to for you RE'ers to participate? If you don't understand a topic, perhaps you shouldn't become to passionately involved. These questions are best on page 1, before your counter-argument.

Last try for you: Water is as buoyant (in water) as it is heavy. As long as it remains in water, it is weightless. Our oceans are all within water. Therefore, our oceans are all weightless. Why don't they float away?


Every time you mock this, remember you are mocking the round-earth model. Be careful what you toss insults at.
It's funny. dingleberry argues that that it something is held up by something (such as by other water) else it stops weighing anything. He's so silly.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: something on September 18, 2007, 03:38:02 PM
Also, the weight of the amount of a gallon of ocean water (which is made up of salt) depends on the amount of salt dissolved into the ocean.

1 gallon of ocean water doesn't equal 0 pounds. Where did you come up with this?

in ocean water it does... you're hopeless.
I think it'd be best that you go back to school and learn a thing or two.

Obviously you're a complete dipshit.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 18, 2007, 03:41:14 PM
Yeah, boats don't float... what was I thinking.

Does this mean the rest of you noobs will stop posting about masts vs. ships?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: something on September 18, 2007, 03:43:28 PM
Yeah, boats don't float... what was I thinking.

Does this mean the rest of you noobs will stop posting about masts vs. ships?
Woah woah woah.

When were we talking about boats?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Midnight on September 18, 2007, 03:44:13 PM
Narcberry, until you stand in an ocean trench and speak into a microphone about your comments above, your meaning is lost in the white noise of your delusion.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 18, 2007, 03:45:35 PM
Yeah, boats don't float... what was I thinking.

Does this mean the rest of you noobs will stop posting about masts vs. ships?
Woah woah woah.

When were we talking about boats?

Buoyancy. (shhh! it affects boats too).
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: InbredPsychosis on September 18, 2007, 03:48:43 PM
why don't they float away?

Gravity.

Of course I am answering this assuming you weren't an idiot.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Gulliver on September 18, 2007, 03:50:05 PM
Yeah, boats don't float... what was I thinking.

Does this mean the rest of you noobs will stop posting about masts vs. ships?
Woah woah woah.

When were we talking about boats?

Buoyancy. (shhh! it affects boats too).
So buoyancy affects boats. What's your point? That boats don't weigh anything when they're on the water?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 18, 2007, 03:50:39 PM
why don't they float away?

Gravity.

Of course I am answering this assuming you weren't an idiot.

And if their buoyancy force is equal to the gravity force? Did you skip that part in the reading?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: TSEE on September 18, 2007, 03:59:18 PM
Interesting idea, Narc but needs to be extended, basically if the Earth stopped accelerating then everything, water included would be weightless.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Midnight on September 18, 2007, 04:22:33 PM
He ignores my point because it paints him into a corner.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Marinade on September 18, 2007, 04:23:58 PM

Last try for you: Water is as buoyant (in water) as it is heavy. As long as it remains in water, it is weightless. Our oceans are all within water. Therefore, our oceans are all weightless. Why don't they float away?


Every time you mock this, remember you are mocking the round-earth model. Be careful what you toss insults at.

I found the error. You are not representing the round earth model. In the round earth model the oceans sit on the ocean floor, or the crust of the earth. Therefore the oceans can not be in water, there are simply made of water. Please stop attempting to represent a model you clearly know nothing about.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: InbredPsychosis on September 18, 2007, 04:49:51 PM
And if their buoyancy force is equal to the gravity force? Did you skip that part in the reading?

I haven't really been listening to you. Besides, it's just satire. You can't possibly be serious.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Midnight on September 18, 2007, 04:51:06 PM
Win.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on September 18, 2007, 05:28:05 PM
I think were going through a sinking ship thread again. ;)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: something on September 18, 2007, 05:33:23 PM
I think we can all conclude that Smarticus is either joking about all of this, or he really is a fucking idiot.

Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: sokarul on September 18, 2007, 05:34:20 PM
why don't they float away?

Gravity.

Of course I am answering this assuming you weren't an idiot.

And if their buoyancy force is equal to the gravity force? Did you skip that part in the reading?
They cancel each other out, they don't go to zero. 
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: cbarnett97 on September 18, 2007, 06:09:12 PM
2 points
1) if I displace a Newton of soil and then fill it with a Newton of soil does that mean that it weighs nothing? (Sarcasm intended)

2) the water is resting on itself and it is a constant state of motion and its weight will not be nothing however the few molcules that wish to leave the ocean are held in place by the surrounding air pressure that is of course the said molecule gains enough energy to overcome this force and becomes water vapor hence our clouds
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Pope Zera on September 18, 2007, 10:08:11 PM
I think we can all conclude that Smarticus is either joking about all of this, or he really is a fucking idiot.




The two are not mutually exclusive.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Gulliver on September 18, 2007, 10:25:31 PM
I think we can all conclude that Smarticus is either joking about all of this, or he really is a fucking idiot.




The two are not mutually exclusive.
That's probably the reason he used the structure "A or B", rather than "either A or B".
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Pope Zera on September 18, 2007, 11:28:07 PM
[derail]

Well, and =/= or.

And I can clearly see an either A or B structure in his conclusion.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: nicolin on September 19, 2007, 02:57:24 AM
All you RE'ers are crying bloody murder but the fact remains, water within water has a weight of 0. This means all the oceans, and none of you are able to refute that. Our oceans are weightless.
Yes narc, water in water has no weight.
That's why the pressure at 1 meter below the waterline is different than the one at, say 200 meters.
And, because water is weightless in water, no submarine will be crushed by water pressure at great depths.
In fact, you probably think that all submarines are actually made from plexyglass.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on September 19, 2007, 03:09:51 AM
I'm willing to let Narc get away with this utter load of BS because it's been so damn entertaining.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: nicolin on September 19, 2007, 03:24:08 AM
Narc, since you're such an expert in the mechanics of the buoyancy of molecules, maybe you can explain how come salt molecules don't just drop to the bottom of the oceans, or how oxygen can stay in the water (you know fish live in large bodies of water, don't you?) and not just float up, in the atmosphere.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: The Terror on September 19, 2007, 03:35:56 AM
It's quite simple to explain - fish are robots, they don't need oxygen to breath. And the salt molecules are robots as well. And the water is a robot
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on September 19, 2007, 04:06:29 AM
it's even easier to explain, Narc has you hook, line and sinker.

Muppets...
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Midnight on September 19, 2007, 04:57:44 AM
ANIMAL! ANIMAL! ANIMAL!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Theories on September 19, 2007, 06:23:06 AM
The mass of water in water is exactly the same if it was not in water.

You fail to understand Mass is independent on space.

Weight is just a measurement used in relation to a mass.

Waters Mass is exactly the same no matter where you put it.

Example.

On Earth I weigh 75 kilo's.

now (in the FE theory) if I was to go to the moon Id be less mass right? wrong.

My mass would be the same on the moon a sif on earth.

The only difference is my weight in relation to the moon.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on September 19, 2007, 07:43:03 AM
it's even easier to explain, Narc has you hook, line and sinker.

Muppets...

^I reiterate...^
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 19, 2007, 08:10:05 AM
They cancel each other out, they don't go to zero. 

Which means the oceans are free of gravity and can float around.

the water is resting on itself and it is a constant state of motion and its weight will not be nothing however the few molcules that wish to leave the ocean are held in place by the surrounding air pressure that is of course the said molecule gains enough energy to overcome this force and becomes water vapor hence our clouds

Oh so it's the air pressure that holds the oceans in place? How do you account for the air pressure being phenomenally smaller than the water pressure at the greatest dephts? If the oceans are weightless, then the pressure of the depths would launch the oceans upwards.


And, because water is weightless in water, no submarine will be crushed by water pressure at great depths.
In fact, you probably think that all submarines are actually made from plexyglass.
It's your model, careful to not point out how stupid it is. I actually think the oceans are held in place quite nicely, because the earth is accelerating into them.


QED the earth is flat.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: nicolin on September 19, 2007, 08:16:10 AM
They cancel each other out, they don't go to zero. 

Which means the oceans are free of gravity and can float around.
Really?
So you're saying that the oceans are free of gravity?
Define mass.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 19, 2007, 08:19:01 AM
They cancel each other out, they don't go to zero. 

Which means the oceans are free of gravity and can float around.
Really?
So you're saying that the oceans are free of gravity?
Define mass.

Free as in buoyancy cancels it out. Next pass of the moon the oceans will fill our skies. GREAT MODEL GAIS!!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: sokarul on September 19, 2007, 08:44:31 AM
They cancel each other out, they don't go to zero. 

Which means the oceans are free of gravity and can float around.

Nope.

Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 19, 2007, 08:45:47 AM
Well not if it's a flat earth, but we're talking about a round earth. I know I know, the RE model is silly.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: something on September 19, 2007, 08:55:55 AM
hay so the earth is accelerating upwards, somehow managing to avoid any astroids or planets that may be obstructing the path, while the moon and the sun follow us because we're so popular.

Also, if the Earth is flat, then explain why the Earth's shadow cast on the moon during an eclipse is round? No links please, explain this yourself.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 19, 2007, 08:58:45 AM
hay so the earth is accelerating upwards, somehow managing to avoid any astroids or planets that may be obstructing the path, while the moon and the sun follow us because we're so popular.

Also, if the Earth is flat, then explain why the Earth's shadow cast on the moon during an eclipse is round? No links please, explain this yourself.

Offtopic and already answered. Tom Bishop has an excellent explanation.

Is this topic diversion your way of saying I'm right? Thanks, I guess.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Mr. Ireland on September 19, 2007, 09:04:46 AM
hay so the earth is accelerating upwards, somehow managing to avoid any astroids or planets that may be obstructing the path, while the moon and the sun follow us because we're so popular.

Also, if the Earth is flat, then explain why the Earth's shadow cast on the moon during an eclipse is round? No links please, explain this yourself.

Wait, what's so wrong with links?  If the link can explain it better than you can, shouldn't you just give it?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Raging Viceroy on September 19, 2007, 09:17:47 AM
Wait, what's so wrong with links?  If the link can explain it better than you can, shouldn't you just give it?

There's a difference between presenting an argument using proof, and letting the proof speak alone. Presenting a faux-witty comment and following it with a link that explains nothing is only proof of lazyness or incompentence. However, a cited argument is different.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 19, 2007, 09:19:51 AM
Offtopic and already discussed.

So far we have 5 pages of angry RE'ers, none of whom carry any valid counter-argument. Does this spell the end of their magical model?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Raging Viceroy on September 19, 2007, 09:21:03 AM
Offtopic and already discussed.

So far we have 5 pages of angry RE'ers, none of whom carry any valid counter-argument. Does this spell the end of their magical model?

So far we have had a whole forum of angry FE'rs, none of whom carry any valid argument. Does this spell the end of this magical fourm?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: nicolin on September 19, 2007, 09:33:00 AM
Narcberry, PLEASE define mass.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: something on September 19, 2007, 09:44:55 AM
Offtopic and already discussed.

So far we have 5 pages of angry RE'ers, none of whom carry any valid counter-argument. Does this spell the end of their magical model?
Actually, we've presented plenty of counter arguments.

It's not our fault you choose to be a stubborn prick about it.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 19, 2007, 10:00:33 AM
Offtopic and already discussed.

So far we have 5 pages of angry RE'ers, none of whom carry any valid counter-argument. Does this spell the end of their magical model?
Actually, we've presented plenty of counter arguments.

It's not our fault you choose to be a stubborn prick about it.

Counter-arguments to your own model (ironic) but none to oceans being weightless.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Marinade on September 19, 2007, 11:00:36 AM
I did, so did midnight it just seems you were probably not intelligent enough to understand the replies and thus ignored them. It's an understandable debate tactic for a 5 year old.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: sokarul on September 19, 2007, 11:08:04 AM
Offtopic and already discussed.

So far we have 5 pages of angry RE'ers, none of whom carry any valid counter-argument. Does this spell the end of their magical model?

Nope. 
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Dioptimus Drime on September 19, 2007, 12:32:47 PM
Water being weightless in water means that water will float on top of water, not on top of air. I like your manipulation, though, trying to confuse people with random jargon and irrelevant straw men, especially since it's actually fucking worked for five goddamn pages.

Society's going to hell.

~D-Draw
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Gulliver on September 19, 2007, 12:35:05 PM
Water being weightless in water means that water will float on top of water, not on top of air. I like your manipulation, though, trying to confuse people with random jargon and irrelevant straw men, especially since it's actually fucking worked for five goddamn pages.

Society's going to hell.

~D-Draw
And of course your post moves us all the closer to six pages.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Dioptimus Drime on September 19, 2007, 12:37:30 PM
Water being weightless in water means that water will float on top of water, not on top of air. I like your manipulation, though, trying to confuse people with random jargon and irrelevant straw men, especially since it's actually fucking worked for five goddamn pages.

Society's going to hell.

~D-Draw
And of course your post moves us all the closer to six pages.

Wow, you just attack fucking anybody, don't you? I'm right, though.

~D-Draw
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on September 19, 2007, 12:38:26 PM
Okay all you smart RE'ers, how much does a pint of water weigh when in water.
A pint of water + more water = a lot of water = more weight!

Now let me put it in numbers so Narc can understand. I'm removing pint btw

10 lb of water + 20 lb of water = 30 lb of water = more weight

Now for one more equation.

Cold water + warm water = cold water moving to the bottom and cold water moving to the top until the equal the same temp.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Dioptimus Drime on September 19, 2007, 12:39:16 PM
YOUR HEAD ASPLODE!

~D-Draw
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on September 19, 2007, 12:40:51 PM
YOUR HEAD ASPLODE!

~D-Draw
My head is pretty big :-*
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Dioptimus Drime on September 19, 2007, 12:42:38 PM
NARC HEAD ASPLODE

~D-Draw
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on September 19, 2007, 12:44:45 PM
NARC HEAD ASPLODE

~D-Draw
Oh, my bad. :'( Now narc will see the truth, that is if he can read my bold print.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 19, 2007, 12:45:03 PM
10 lbs. of water is 10 lbs. of water.
10 lbs. of water in water weighs 0 lbs.

All our oceans are water in water. Therefore all our oceans additively are a grand 0 lbs. So you have a choice:

1) The world is round and the oceans float away.
2) The world is flat and the oceans don't float away.


I'm surprised so many want to fight this losing battle.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: sokarul on September 19, 2007, 12:46:31 PM
10 lbs. of water is 10 lbs. of water.
10 lbs. of water in water weighs 0 lbs.

All our oceans are water in water. Therefore all our oceans additively are a grand 0 lbs. So you have a choice:

1) The world is round and the oceans float away.
2) The world is flat and the oceans don't float away.


I'm surprised so many want to fight this losing battle.
I'm surprised you haven't killed yourself yet. 
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on September 19, 2007, 12:47:14 PM
10 lbs. of water is 10 lbs. of water.
10 lbs. of water in water weighs 0 lbs.

All our oceans are water in water. Therefore all our oceans additively are a grand 0 lbs. So you have a choice:

1) The world is round and the oceans float away.
2) The world is flat and the oceans don't float away.


I'm surprised so many want to fight this losing battle.
I'm surprised you didn't read my post Narc, or killed your self.

Anyway my choice is a mix of both. The world is round and the oceans don't float away.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 19, 2007, 12:48:00 PM
You RE'ers are clones. How does it feel to be wrong (all of you) ?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: sokarul on September 19, 2007, 12:48:59 PM
You RE'ers are clones. How does it feel to be wrong (all of you) ?

I'm not going to let you get to me.  So I will simply say, NOPE. 
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on September 19, 2007, 12:49:07 PM
A pint of water + more water = a lot of water = more weight!

Now let me put it in numbers so Narc can understand. I'm removing pint btw

10 lb of water + 20 lb of water = 30 lb of water = more weight

Now for one more equation.

Cold water + warm water = cold water moving to the bottom and cold water moving to the top until the equal the same temp.


Because my last post is on the fifth page I will repost this for Narc.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Dioptimus Drime on September 19, 2007, 12:52:09 PM
You RE'ers are clones. How does it feel to be wrong (all of you) ?

Narc, your tactic has been called already, you might as well give this one up. Now you're just making yourself look like an ass.

~D-Draw
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 19, 2007, 12:54:34 PM
Reposting it only makes you twice the idiot.

A pint of water + more water = a lot of water = more weight!

Let's try it this way. Fill a milk jug (1 gallon container) with water (Hint to RE'ers, you will need to remove the milk from the container for this to work). Weigh it. Now submerse it into water. Weigh it. Notice we are not weighing the water it is contained in. Notice we are only dealing with the gallon. Notice you are an idiot. Notice it weighs 0 pounds.


Now let me put it in numbers so Narc can understand. I'm removing pint btw

10 lb of water + 20 lb of water = 30 lb of water = more weight

Yeah, let's take a step back and reflect on your inability to understand the topic at hand. Notice you are an idiot.

Now for one more equation.

Cold water + warm water = cold water moving to the bottom and cold water moving to the top until the equal the same temp.[/b]

Cold goes up and down? Notice this is not what we are talking about. Notice you are an idiot.

Thanks for populating the world with another RE'er, we need you guys to slow progress.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Paradox on September 19, 2007, 12:56:01 PM
Let us consider the RE model, and please no giggling.

Their oceans. Consider a molecule of water anywhere in the ocean.

How much does this water molecule weigh?
How much volume does this water molecule displace?

What then is its buoyancy force?

Go ahead, figure it out... okay be lazy and I'll explain it. Every molecule in the ocean is perfectly buoyant. That is to say the buoyancy force is exactly opposite to the gravity force on it. This means the oceans are free from gravity.

Perplexed? Of course you are, you have never seen our oceans floating around our world like giant liquid clouds. They fill their container, starting from the lowest possible point. This can only be if the container is pushed into them. The earth MUST be accelerating into our oceans to prevent them from floating away.


Another victory for FE!!!

Let me just start by saying; My God this guy is thick.

Anyway. If you put a boat into water it floats. This is because a buoyancy force is created between the mean mass of the boat and the water. But the boat doesn't float away Because if it came out of the water the buoyancy due to the contact with water would be lost and gravity would take it's course.

Now lets say the same with water. It heats up due to the heat from the sun and evaporates. There you go narc, giant floating oceans, CLOUDS, they're just not a liquid. The prolem is once it's lost it's heat it must become a liquid again. When it's a liquid in the sky it's obviously going to fall back because there is no buoyancy force between air and water (except in extreme circumstances). This loss of buoyancy would also be true if a relatively unheated H2O molecule left the water, and would come into effect within 10^-15 meters (radius of atoms area) from the other water molecules. or Something like that anyway
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 19, 2007, 12:58:07 PM
If you put a boat into water it floats. This is because a buoyancy force is created between the mean mass of the boat and the water. But the boat doesn't float away Because if it came out of the water the buoyancy due to the contact with water would be lost and gravity would take it's course.

Except the oceans don't need to leave themself. They ARE the ocean. Whether they float or not, they are in the ocean. So your anology does not apply.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: sokarul on September 19, 2007, 12:58:24 PM
20 + -20 =0
Notice how 20 and -20 are not zero.  

Narc we get it, your 20k a year IT job is not what your thought it would be.  Watching the servers' blinking lights all day in boring so you come here.  But its getting old.  

Narc do you even know what the equation for weight is?  
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Paradox on September 19, 2007, 01:13:01 PM

Let's try it this way. Fill a milk jug (1 gallon container) with water (Hint to RE'ers, you will need to remove the milk from the container for this to work). Weigh it. Now submerse it into water. Weigh it. Notice we are not weighing the water it is contained in. Notice we are only dealing with the gallon. Notice you are an idiot. Notice it weighs 0 pounds.


so you admit your wrong. You admit that out of water, water has a weight and therefore falls back. But in water it does have a buoyancy. This applies on a miniscule scale, around 1 femtometre, which is why water has a visible surface. The distance a molecule gets from the surface before it falls back in is so small you couldn't see it even with a powerfull electron microscope.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on September 19, 2007, 01:13:43 PM
Reposting it only makes you twice the idiot.

A pint of water + more water = a lot of water = more weight!

Let's try it this way. Fill a milk jug (1 gallon container) with water (Hint to RE'ers, you will need to remove the milk from the container for this to work). Weigh it. Now submerse it into water. Weigh it. Notice we are not weighing the water it is contained in. Notice we are only dealing with the gallon. Notice you are an idiot. Notice it weighs 0 pounds.

I've done something like this, put with glass cups. The weight would be more like this before and when it is sinking.

Before: Weighs say 1lb

During: weighs say .5lb: This is more like tying a rock to a helium balloon, less weight.

After: It will constantly sink until it reaches to the bottom, but the weight will be around the Before and During experiments.

 
Now let me put it in numbers so Narc can understand. I'm removing pint btw

10 lb of water + 20 lb of water = 30 lb of water = more weight

Yeah, let's take a step back and reflect on your inability to understand the topic at hand. Notice you are an idiot.

10 + 20 = 30

This is first grade stuff


Now for one more equation.

Cold water + warm water = cold water moving to the bottom and cold water moving to the top until the equal the same temp.[/b]

Cold goes up and down? Notice this is not what we are talking about. Notice you are an idiot.

Well yeah cold water does go up and down. Let me put it this way. Cold water has a heavy density of +1. Warm, though +1, has a small density from cold water. When cold water gains some heat it losses its density and begins to rise, though the cold water is still cold. Once warm water becomes less than 1 in density it turns to vapor and condenses into clouds

Thanks for populating the world with another RE'er, we need you guys to slow progress.

Reply in bold
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Marinade on September 19, 2007, 01:25:23 PM
10 lbs. of water is 10 lbs. of water.
10 lbs. of water in water weighs 0 lbs.

All our oceans are water in water. Therefore all our oceans additively are a grand 0 lbs. So you have a choice:

1) The world is round and the oceans float away.
2) The world is flat and the oceans don't float away.


I'm surprised so many want to fight this losing battle.

You keep ignoring my point. The oceans aren't in water, their made of water. They rest on the ocean floor. You ignore this with fingers in your ears, much like a 5 year-old.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 19, 2007, 01:27:04 PM
so you admit your wrong. You admit that out of water, water has a weight and therefore falls back. But in water it does have a buoyancy. This applies on a miniscule scale, around 1 femtometre, which is why water has a visible surface. The distance a molecule gets from the surface before it falls back in is so small you couldn't see it even with a powerfull electron microscope.
Except the oceans don't need to leave themself. They ARE the ocean. Whether they float or not, they are in the ocean. So your anology does not apply.


Also, @flat_earth: you are the only one that thinks water will still weigh something in water. Figure out why you're wrong, than meet us here.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on September 19, 2007, 01:28:00 PM
so you admit your wrong. You admit that out of water, water has a weight and therefore falls back. But in water it does have a buoyancy. This applies on a miniscule scale, around 1 femtometre, which is why water has a visible surface. The distance a molecule gets from the surface before it falls back in is so small you couldn't see it even with a powerfull electron microscope.
Except the oceans don't need to leave themself. They ARE the ocean. Whether they float or not, they are in the ocean. So your anology does not apply.


Also, @flat_earth: you are the only one that thinks water will still weigh something in water. Figure out why you're wrong, than meet us here.
Well you can't weigh water in water, dumbfuck.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Gulliver on September 19, 2007, 01:31:36 PM
so you admit your wrong. You admit that out of water, water has a weight and therefore falls back. But in water it does have a buoyancy. This applies on a miniscule scale, around 1 femtometre, which is why water has a visible surface. The distance a molecule gets from the surface before it falls back in is so small you couldn't see it even with a powerfull electron microscope.
Except the oceans don't need to leave themself. They ARE the ocean. Whether they float or not, they are in the ocean. So your anology does not apply.


Also, @flat_earth: you are the only one that thinks water will still weigh something in water. Figure out why you're wrong, than meet us here.
Wrong. I as well believe that the water weighs its normal amount regardless of its support. You've presented no logic or evidence otherwise. The description of weight and the science behind is available many places. And of course, TheEngineer would argue that the EP proves you wrong and that both models result in the same primary effects of the RE's gravity and the FE's acceleration.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 19, 2007, 01:59:13 PM
Well you can't weigh water in water, dumbfuck.

No, I can. You may not be able to. So let me educate you.

Get a bucket, and tie a rope to it.
Weigh them together, this is X.
Fill the bucket with water.
Dip the bucket in a tub filled with water such that the tub water reaches to the lip of the bucket without running over.
Hang the rope on a spring scale.
Read the ... oh. I see what you mean. Read the scale... you don't read do you?

AHA! Get someone to read the scale.
Subtract X from the reading.
Write '0' down on a peice of paper and kick yourself in the face.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: sokarul on September 19, 2007, 02:01:21 PM
Well you can't weigh water in water, dumbfuck.

No, I can. You may not be able to. So let me educate you.

Get a bucket, and tie a rope to it.
Weigh them together, this is X.
Fill the bucket with water.
Dip the bucket in a tub filled with water such that the tub water reaches to the lip of the bucket without running over.
Hang the rop on a spring scale.
Read the ... oh. I see what you mean. Read the scale... you don't read do you?

AHA! Get someone to read the scale.
Subtract X from the reading.
Write '0' down on a piece of paper and kick yourself in the face.
Wrong.

Weight is mass times gravity. 
What part, mass or gravity, is zero? 
Thats right, none. 
The End
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 19, 2007, 02:04:35 PM
Are you admitting the astronauts in the ISS are not weightless then?

You love proving yourself wrong don't you?


Anyhow, mass and weight are different. Oceans have mass yet no weight. They are free to float.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: something on September 19, 2007, 02:08:32 PM
Are you admitting the astronauts in the ISS are not weightless then?

You love proving yourself wrong don't you?


Anyhow, mass and weight are different. Oceans have mass yet no weight. They are free to float.
So where did you get you education from?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: sokarul on September 19, 2007, 02:08:50 PM
Are you admitting the astronauts in the ISS are not weightless then?

You love proving yourself wrong don't you?

Thats exactly what I'm saying.  The astronauts feel weightless because they are in a constant state of free fall.

Quote
Anyhow, mass and weight are different. Oceans have mass yet no weight. They are free to float.
Yes mass and weight are different.  As stated Force(weight) equals mass times gravity.  Show me somewhere where there is no gravity. O thats right, you can't.

I see why you argue for a flat earth.  You don't know jack shit about a round one. 
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 19, 2007, 02:11:24 PM
So where did you get you education from?

So, you're saying I'm right? I love you RE'ers. Argue until you run out of evidence (this part can usually be skipped since there is little evidence), then flame and hope popularity will carry your voice.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: sokarul on September 19, 2007, 02:12:29 PM
So where did you get you education from?

So, you're saying I'm right? I love you RE'ers. Argue until you run out of evidence (this part can usually be skipped since there is little evidence), then flame and hope popularity will carry your voice.
So you're ignoring my post because it bent you over? 
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 19, 2007, 02:14:14 PM
So you're ignoring my post because it bent you over? 

Lol. All you're doing is thinking out-loud and off topic. Mass is irrelevant to the topic. Weight is the only thing that matters. You just admitted the oceans are weightless, but pretend you "bent me over" because you can show they have mass. Grats, you're an idiot.

The oceans are weightless, they should float.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: sokarul on September 19, 2007, 02:16:47 PM
So you're ignoring my post because it bent you over? 

Lol. All you're doing is thinking out-loud and off topic. Mass is irrelevant to the topic. Weight is the only thing that matters. You just admitted the oceans are weightless, but pretend you "bent me over" because you can show they have mass. Grats, you're an idiot.

The oceans are weightless, they should float.

Weight = mass times gravity
So once again, which one of those is zero? 

Show the math for your supposed "zero weight" answer. 
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: something on September 19, 2007, 02:17:24 PM
So you're ignoring my post because it bent you over? 

Lol. All you're doing is thinking out-loud and off topic. Mass is irrelevant to the topic. Weight is the only thing that matters. You just admitted the oceans are weightless, but pretend you "bent me over" because you can show they have mass. Grats, you're an idiot.

The oceans are weightless, they should float.
They should, but they don't, do they?
Which also means you're wrong. How does it feel to be a dumbass?

Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 19, 2007, 02:19:34 PM
Weight = mass times gravity
So once again, which one of those is zero? 

Show the math for your supposed "zero weight" answer. 

Actually, weight = mg - ng | n = the mass of the medium displaced. In our case it is the same substance and volume.
So...
weight of a water in water = mg - mg = 0;

I did this math earlier, thanks for reading.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 19, 2007, 02:20:47 PM
They should, but they don't, do they?
Which also means you're wrong. How does it feel to be a dumbass?

They should if the RE model is true, but they don't. Do they? No.
Which means I'm wrong to support RE, how does it feel to validate my model? Good, actually.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: something on September 19, 2007, 02:23:56 PM
They should, but they don't, do they?
Which also means you're wrong. How does it feel to be a dumbass?

They should if the RE model is true, but they don't. Do they? No.
Which means I'm wrong to support RE, how does it feel to validate my model? Good, actually.
Actually, I'm not validating anything. The Earth is round, yet I see no oceans floating away. SOMETHING IS WRONG
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 19, 2007, 02:24:43 PM
Correct, your model. You're right about the oceans though.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: something on September 19, 2007, 02:25:22 PM
Weight = mass times gravity
So once again, which one of those is zero? 

Show the math for your supposed "zero weight" answer. 

Actually, weight = mg - ng | n = the mass of the medium displaced. In our case it is the same substance and volume.
So...
weight of a water in water = mg - mg = 0;

I did this math earlier, thanks for reading.
Actually weight does equal mass times gravity.

Or W=mg
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Marinade on September 19, 2007, 02:26:45 PM
So you continue to ignore the points like mine or midnight's that are actually good? Then go on saying how we have no evidence to support the RE and you're some kind of all powerful person. So this is a typical Narc... er I mean smarticus thread. Gotcha.

The oceans are not in the oceans, they are on the ocean floor or the crust of the Earth. This is why smarticus is wrong. As he continues to ignore my post he is only showing I'm right.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 19, 2007, 02:28:07 PM
Weight = mass times gravity
So once again, which one of those is zero? 

Show the math for your supposed "zero weight" answer. 

Actually, weight = mg - ng | n = the mass of the medium displaced. In our case it is the same substance and volume.
So...
weight of a water in water = mg - mg = 0;

I did this math earlier, thanks for reading.
Actually weight does equal mass times gravity.

Or W=mg

Minus it's buoyancy of course. Hydrogen has a negative weight at sea level. How does NASA get away with breaking your precious formula with extra details?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Midnight on September 19, 2007, 02:34:09 PM
As he continues to ignore my post he is only showing I'm right.

More damning evidence he and Tom are the same being. Both ignore or vanish from unwinnable arguments.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Gulliver on September 19, 2007, 02:36:29 PM
Are you admitting the astronauts in the ISS are not weightless then?

You love proving yourself wrong don't you?


Anyhow, mass and weight are different. Oceans have mass yet no weight. They are free to float.
So where did you get you education from?
His education is irrelevant. His brain damage prevents any education from improving his state.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Midnight on September 19, 2007, 02:37:35 PM
His education is irrelevant. His brain damage prevents any education from improving his state.

LOL
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 19, 2007, 02:44:29 PM
Like I said, ammo depleted begin the flames. You guys sure do get mad when you're wrong.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Marinade on September 19, 2007, 02:47:21 PM
I have a tendency to not get mad. I do tend to get annoyed when I am purposefully ignored. Especially when someone continues to prattle on like an idiot despite logical and factual rebuttals. You are a lot like Tom.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 19, 2007, 02:49:20 PM
This is satire.

No, this is the round earth model. It's sad, truly.

This is the best counter-argument you RE'ers can provide? I Pfff in your general direction.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Gulliver on September 19, 2007, 02:51:27 PM
Like I said, ammo depleted begin the flames. You guys sure do get mad when you're wrong.
You're mistaken. We're just enjoying laughing at your stupidity. You do provide such a comical example of FEers. I wish all of them would expose their stupidity as well as you do. (Though dogsplatter and TomB do a good job too.)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 19, 2007, 03:11:57 PM
I love winning threads. You guys didn't even try.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: sokarul on September 19, 2007, 03:16:42 PM
Weight = mass times gravity
So once again, which one of those is zero? 

Show the math for your supposed "zero weight" answer. 

Actually, weight = mg - ng | n = the mass of the medium displaced. In our case it is the same substance and volume.
So...
weight of a water in water = mg - mg = 0;

I did this math earlier, thanks for reading.

Ok I'm back.  
You are still wrong.  The mass of the second m would be much greater than the first, thus you would have negative weight.  This of course is going by what you said.  
Now on to the other part that you are wrong.  Saying the whole ocean would float around, so what medium is the whole ocean in that is the same mass as the whole ocean to cancel out the whole oceans weight?  
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Gulliver on September 19, 2007, 03:22:14 PM
I love winning threads. You guys didn't even try.
Nope. And we didn't need to try.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 19, 2007, 03:34:11 PM
Actually, weight = mg - ng | n = the mass of the medium displaced. In our case it is the same substance and volume.
So...
weight of a water in water = mg - mg = 0;

I did this math earlier, thanks for reading.

Ok I'm back.  
You are still wrong.  The mass of the second m would be much greater than the first, thus you would have negative weight.  This of course is going by what you said.  
Now on to the other part that you are wrong.  Saying the whole ocean would float around, so what medium is the whole ocean in that is the same mass as the whole ocean to cancel out the whole oceans weight?  

Perhaps you can explain how the second m is smaller? This should be rich...

Please provide an example of a single molecule of ocean water that is not in a water medium. If the ocean entirely consists of such molecules it is entirely within a water medium. Therefore the ocean is weightless.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: sokarul on September 19, 2007, 03:52:50 PM
Actually, weight = mg - ng | n = the mass of the medium displaced. In our case it is the same substance and volume.
So...
weight of a water in water = mg - mg = 0;

I did this math earlier, thanks for reading.

Ok I'm back.  
You are still wrong.  The mass of the second m would be much greater than the first, thus you would have negative weight.  This of course is going by what you said.  
Now on to the other part that you are wrong.  Saying the whole ocean would float around, so what medium is the whole ocean in that is the same mass as the whole ocean to cancel out the whole oceans weight?  

Perhaps you can explain how the second m is smaller? This should be rich...

Please provide an example of a single molecule of ocean water that is not in a water medium. If the ocean entirely consists of such molecules it is entirely within a water medium. Therefore the ocean is weightless.

1 gallon of water in a pool that has more than one gallon of water in it.  1 gallon does not mass the same as 1,000 gallons. 
You cannot look at a single molecule of water and then use its features to look at the whole ocean. 

To find the whole ocean’s weight take the whole oceans mass and then multiply it by gravity. 
You need to look up the word medium.  According to you, my pop can is in a pop can medium and there for should float. 
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 19, 2007, 03:56:14 PM
As far as weight... There is some giant communication barrier between you and I and I have this eerie feeling we are arguing different things.

Anyway.. What medium is the soda in?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: sokarul on September 19, 2007, 03:58:47 PM
As far as weight... There is some giant communication barrier between you and I and I have this eerie feeling we are arguing different things.

Anyway.. What medium is the soda in?
No, weight is universal.
Please provide an example of one aluminum molecule that’s not in an aluminum medium. 
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 19, 2007, 04:00:06 PM
No, weight is universal.
Please provide an example of one aluminum molecule that’s not in an aluminum medium. 


Weight: you keep talking about weighing the medium and think that's what I'm talking about.

Which molecule of soda in your can is not in a soda medium? Aren't you agreeing with me now?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: sokarul on September 19, 2007, 04:04:12 PM
No, weight is universal.
Please provide an example of one aluminum molecule that’s not in an aluminum medium. 


Weight: you keep talking about weighing the medium and think that's what I'm talking about.

Which molecule of soda in your can is not in a soda medium? Aren't you agreeing with me now?

I'm pointing out how stupid your argument is.

You want to know what water molecule is not in a water medium?  When looking at the ocean, all of them.  Air is the medium.   

And I never said soda anywhere. 
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on September 19, 2007, 05:39:59 PM
Weight + weight = more weight

Just to make it easier for narc;

One block + one block = two blocks.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: something on September 19, 2007, 06:24:11 PM
Weight + weight = more weight

Just to make it easier for narc;

One block + one block = two blocks.
NO THEY CANCEL OUT THERE ARE NO BLOCKS

Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Mr. Ireland on September 19, 2007, 06:33:22 PM
Weight + weight = more weight

Just to make it easier for narc;

One block + one block = two blocks.
NO THEY CANCEL OUT THERE ARE NO BLOCKS

No blocks?  What about building blocks?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on September 19, 2007, 11:42:54 PM
Ummm...
the water weighs more than the air?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on September 19, 2007, 11:50:39 PM
Weight + weight = more weight

Just to make it easier for narc;

One block + one block = two blocks.

Yeah, but one drop of water + one drop of water = ...

ONE DROP OF WATER!!!  :o
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: nicolin on September 20, 2007, 03:27:48 AM
Weight + weight = more weight

Just to make it easier for narc;

One block + one block = two blocks.

Yeah, but one drop of water + one drop of water = ...

ONE DROP OF WATER!!!  :o
Yeah, but one drop of water + one drop of water = ...

ONE BIGGER DROP OF WATER!!!   ;)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Triskellion on September 20, 2007, 04:36:27 AM
This is really easy to disprove and mr smrat almost had it earlier himself. Of course the oceans arent weightless as they have a mass and the earth has that gravity thing which doesnt exist.

Get your scales out again and this time make it represent what is actually happening. Put the scales under your large container and half fill it with water. Check the weight and then add another litre of water. You should find that the weight will increase by 1Kg.

This model represents the real situation better.

Also if the oceans as you believe are weightless due to their boyancy cancelling out gravity, then surely by your own argument they would be able to cancel out the exactly equivilant accl of the fe which you say exists. This way they would float around in both models. No?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: JSR on September 20, 2007, 08:24:17 AM
smarticus has such cute ramblings <3

Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Mac26 on September 20, 2007, 10:36:56 AM
Smarticus, you wrote:
"Last try for you: Water is as buoyant (in water) as it is heavy. As long as it remains in water, it is weightless. Our oceans are all within water. Therefore, our oceans are all weightless."

That is right... almost! You forgot to mention one little thing.
The following statement is right*:

"Last try for you: Water is as buoyant (in water) as it is heavy. As long as it remains in water, it is weightless. Our oceans are all within water. Therefore, our oceans are all weightless WITHIN THE OCEANS (=WITHIN WATER)."

Thats the mistake in your "proof".

I created a little image to show you exactly what i mean:

(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/9740/clipboard1im6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

As you can see, water can really "float away" but only WITHIN water. And that's excalty what happens in reality: When you come to an ocean, you will notice that the water is moving away and not staying motionless.


* in reality water is not completly weightless within water, since water has different density dependent on the temperature and concentration of solutes (like salt in the oceans).
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on September 20, 2007, 10:42:27 AM
Yes, water is neutrally bouyant in water, not air.  Same as wood is bouyant in water, not air.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Paradox on September 20, 2007, 10:46:49 AM
I have to point out that water is never weightless. As proven by w=mg. As long as the water is affected by gravity, which it always is, it will have a weight. The weight is merely counterbalanced by the buoyancy force. But when 'the water leaves the water' it immediatly looses the buoyancy and falls back. Now narcicus, or whatever, come up with a descent counter-arguement or die!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on September 20, 2007, 10:48:46 AM
DAMN IT I WANT TO DRAW DIAGRAMS BUT THE STUPID SCHOOL MACS DON'T HAVE ANYTHING!

Where's Narc?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Paradox on September 20, 2007, 10:56:26 AM
He's wimped out. Or has he?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Username on September 20, 2007, 01:51:26 PM
Narc is talking about apparent weight, rather than weight and is even wrong in that context.  Soka is also very wrong when he says weight is universal.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on September 20, 2007, 02:03:13 PM
Narc gave up! :)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: JSR on September 20, 2007, 05:25:01 PM
hay how come my bucket filled with water weighs 10 pounds?

i thought water was weightless
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: e20ci on September 20, 2007, 05:46:56 PM
Water doesn't float on water. It sits on top of water. If I put a brick on top of a brick, it doesn't float on top of the other brick. Its just sitting on top of the other brick. (At least until I pick it up and throw it at some of you jackasses and knock some sense into you.)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 20, 2007, 09:03:50 PM
You RE'ers keep contradicting yourselves. You guys are funny.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: sokarul on September 20, 2007, 09:48:57 PM
You RE'ers keep contradicting yourselves. You guys are funny.

Opposed to what you do? 
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 20, 2007, 09:50:21 PM
You RE'ers keep contradicting yourselves. You guys are funny.

Opposed to what you do? 

No, opposing each other. It's all in the quote, really.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on September 20, 2007, 09:51:57 PM
Water is neutrally buoyant in water, not in air.  You fail again Narc.

Another Victory For RE!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: sokarul on September 20, 2007, 09:53:11 PM
You RE'ers keep contradicting yourselves. You guys are funny.

Opposed to what you do? 

No, opposing each other. It's all in the quote, really.

You say a gallon of water sitting in water is weightless so it magically would make all water weightless. 
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 20, 2007, 09:53:44 PM
Water is neutrally buoyant in water, not in air.  You fail again Narc.

Find a molecule of water in the oceans that is not within a water medium.

Now if the oceans begin to float, the same is true of each molecule individually, why not the whole ocean?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: sokarul on September 20, 2007, 09:54:55 PM
Water is neutrally buoyant in water, not in air.  You fail again Narc.

Find a molecule of water in the oceans that is not within a water medium.

Now if the oceans begin to float, the same is true of each molecule individually, why not the whole ocean?
All of them are not in a water medium. 

Find me one that is.  Water is the object so its not the medium. 
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 20, 2007, 09:55:54 PM
Water is neutrally buoyant in water, not in air.  You fail again Narc.

Find a molecule of water in the oceans that is not within a water medium.

Now if the oceans begin to float, the same is true of each molecule individually, why not the whole ocean?
All of them are not in a water medium. 

Find me one that is.  Water is the object so its not the medium. 

I'd bet most RE'ers cringe when you represent them. You are simply wrong.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: sokarul on September 20, 2007, 09:58:03 PM
Water is neutrally buoyant in water, not in air.  You fail again Narc.

Find a molecule of water in the oceans that is not within a water medium.

Now if the oceans begin to float, the same is true of each molecule individually, why not the whole ocean?
All of them are not in a water medium. 

Find me one that is.  Water is the object so its not the medium. 

I'd bet most RE'ers cringe when you represent them. You are simply wrong.
So back to my argument.  You are saying a pop can would be weightless because every aluminum atom touches another aluminum atom.  This of course is narcberry stupid. 

You are wrong, plain and simple. 

Im going to play cs. 
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 20, 2007, 10:01:04 PM
So back to my argument.  You are saying a pop can would be weightless because every aluminum atom touches another aluminum atom. 

IF I hope you can read that
The world followed the RE model


This of course is narcberry stupid. 
No, it's RE stupid. Seriously, why do you guys attack your own model and not my flawless proof? Oh yeah, because it's flawless.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on September 20, 2007, 10:01:32 PM
Okay...LISTEN.  The single individual water molecule is buoyant, the ocean is not.  Same as wood floating in water and not rising in air.

And why wouldn't they float on an FE?  An upward force on the oceans would cause the oceans to float on an FE too.  Most stuff possible on an RE is possible on an FE.  In other words if water floated it would in FE too
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 20, 2007, 10:02:37 PM
Okay...LISTEN.  The single individual water molecule is buoyant, the ocean is not.

Isn't the oceans weight the sum of all it's molecules? How many 0's does it take to have weight?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on September 20, 2007, 10:12:40 PM
Oh my god.  Okay.  The force of gravity or acceleration has an effect on the ocean as a whole.  Whoever the individual molecules inside or foating in the water.  A floating object in the water floats until it gets to the surface, then it sits on the surface.  Same with water.  Outside of the group is has weight.  However in a water environment, the molecules are balanced by buoyancy and gravity or acceleration.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 20, 2007, 10:17:51 PM
Okay for your benefit, let's no longer call it the oceans. Let's call it the set of water molecules within the ocean. Since they all have 0 weight, they should all float. Therefore the set of water molecules within the ocean is free to float around our sky.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on September 20, 2007, 10:18:47 PM
If Narcberry assumption was correct (which it is not), oceans would float off the FE too.

(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/9599/tempfs7.png)

(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1720/tempsb4.png)

The same forces act on FE and RE.

Okay for your benefit, let's no longer call it the oceans. Let's call it the set of water molecules within the ocean. Since they all have 0 weight, they should all float. Therefore the set of water molecules within the ocean is free to float around our sky.

You just said it.  Within the ocean.  The ones on the surface have weight.  A water molecule in air sinks.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 20, 2007, 10:20:34 PM
Except we all know that all water in the ocean is in water, not air.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on September 20, 2007, 10:21:41 PM
And the ones in the water float.  However, the group is in air, therefore the group sinks in air while it's insides float around themselves.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Gulliver on September 20, 2007, 10:22:09 PM
Okay for your benefit, let's no longer call it the oceans. Let's call it the set of water molecules within the ocean. Since they all have 0 weight, they should all float. Therefore the set of water molecules within the ocean is free to float around our sky.
Let's review. Dingleberry's argument:

I guess I should expect nothing better from dingleberry. I'm sure glad he's on the FE team.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on September 20, 2007, 10:22:32 PM
Come on.  Really.  This thread should be in complete nonsense.  Too many people seem to be buying that it's a legitimate debate.  It's kinda cruel.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 20, 2007, 10:24:43 PM
What's cruel is the RE'ers are keeping me in anticipation for their valid argument. And for 10 pages even!! Seriously, wtf guys.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on September 20, 2007, 10:29:36 PM
narc, if you're right, why aren't the oceans floating?  They would float on a Fe too.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: JSR on September 20, 2007, 10:31:41 PM
What's cruel is the RE'ers are keeping me in anticipation for their valid argument. And for 10 pages even!! Seriously, wtf guys.
you must be really tough to be able to put up with us pesky RE'rs
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Sorgath on September 20, 2007, 11:41:57 PM
Hello all, I'm new here. I stumbled on to your site today, found it absoloutly hillarious and couldn't resist joining in the fun.

I've decided to start by proving the oceans do weigh something through mathematics without contradicting the absurd theory that the ocean is in the ocean.

It's clear from reading this thread that RE believers are all willing to admit that the ocean can't be inside the ocean. It's like my computer being inside my computer which is inside my computer which is inside... well, you all get the idea. And it's equally clear that the FE believers are unwilling to accept this as fact, claiming that the oceans are in fact in a water medium.

Here's proof that even if you considder the oceans to be in a water medium that they still have percieved weight of m*g.

Firstly: weight due to gravity is m*g. This is well known.

percieved weight is the net force acting on an object which in the case of an object immersed in fluid is weight due to gravity - the Buoyancy force

the Buoyancy force is density*acceleration due to gravity*Volume of displaced liquid
or more simply acceleration due to gravity*mass of displaced liquid.

The key word here is DISPLACED.
This means that if 200kg of water is submerged in 1000kg of water the mass of the displaced liquid is 200kg.
In this case Bouyancy = 200*9.81 = weight due to gravity.
Therefore in this case, yes, the liquid has a percieved weight of 0. Reading this thread shows this is not disputed.

However, here's the part you're all over looking: "DISPLACED liquid"

If I submerge 200kg of water in 10kg of water the mass of the displaced liquid is NOT 200kg because there is only 10kg of water to be displaced. Therefore in this case Bouyancy = 10*9.81 and therefore the percieved weight is 200*9.81 - 10*9.81 = 190*9.81 Newtons.

In the case of the ocean being in the ocean. If we accept this silly idea then the percieved weight of the total ocean = m(ocean) * 9.81 - buoyancy force = m(ocean) * 9.81 - mass of displaced liquid * 9.81 = m(ocean) * 9.81 because if you considder the whole of the ocean to be your displacing object then there is 0 mass of water left in the medium (the ocean) to be displaced by it.

An example was previously given about placing a container full of water suspended by a scale in a container full of more water and reading 0 on the scale (provided you take into considderation the mass of the container). This is true.

However if you try and place a container full of water suspended by a scale into a container with less water then you will read a force on the scale.

It is therefore obvious from my above arguments that if the bounds of your medium are the same bounds of the displacing object then buoyancy is 0 because there is 0 mass left of the medium to be displaced.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on September 21, 2007, 04:37:56 AM
I'm shocked that you're still all arguing this 10 pages on, Narcberry has pulled each and every one of your legs. Feel proud.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Jedinni on September 21, 2007, 07:14:05 AM
water has mass, if it has mass it has weight.

i dont disown the flat earth theory, i joined the FES forums a while back but forgot password, i can see that its possible the earth is flat. both models have explanations i can believe, i just stick with RE because the lack of a conspiracy to hide the true form of the earth.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Jedinni on September 21, 2007, 07:25:52 AM
bring on the "ooo i have one post i know everything" comments.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on September 21, 2007, 07:31:02 AM
I'm shocked that you're still all arguing this 10 pages on, Narcberry has pulled each and every one of your legs. Feel proud.

Again, I repeat myself
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Jedinni on September 21, 2007, 07:34:42 AM
dude major props for the self quote
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Jedinni on September 21, 2007, 07:35:18 AM
and i agree never shall i return to this post, or will i.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Jedinni on September 21, 2007, 07:36:15 AM
damn, my will power is lacking almost as much as proof of a conspiracy
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: emailking on September 21, 2007, 07:47:55 AM
Smarticus, a pound of water weighs a pound of water even when it's in water. It doesn't weigh nothing as you claim.

A bucket of water in the ocean is static I agree with you. This is because the buoyant force from the ocean exactly counterbalances the weight of the bucket plus the weight of the water in the bucket.

In the flat earth theory, the bucket is stable (relative to the ocean) because the ocean is pushing up on it at 9.8 m./s^2. In the round earth theory, it is stable because it is being pulled to earth with its own weight (density of bucket*1g/cm^3 + weight of bucket) but it can't go anywhere because the ocean is pushing up on it. Water is not infinitely compressible. Some water has to be on the bottom of the sea. This is the ocean water. The bucket water is stuck at the top because there is water below it pushing back up on it...the same way the floor pushes up on you even though you're being pulled toward the earth (or, as you would see it, the earth is pushing you up at 9.8 m/s^2).   

As the FAQ on this website correctly points out several times, there isn't a physical distinction between an accelerated reference frame and one being acted on by gravity with an equal counterbalancing force.

So the fact that things float in the ocean (including water) is not some confirmation of a flat earth. The argument is pretty absurd, and it just shows the lengths you have to go to to justify this absurd theory to yourself.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Mac26 on September 21, 2007, 07:49:29 AM
Smarticus,
let's assume that your FE-Model is correct:
Please explain why wood is bouyant on water but NOT bouyant on air.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: JSR on September 21, 2007, 08:35:49 AM
i think emailking explained it nicely.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on September 21, 2007, 10:55:22 AM
I think Narcberry gave up.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on September 21, 2007, 02:28:28 PM
water + water = more water = more weight

block + block = 2 blocks

1 + 1 = 2

This alone is enough to disprove you Assshit.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Jedinni on September 21, 2007, 05:00:36 PM
BAHZING!!!!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on September 21, 2007, 06:19:35 PM
I guess this is thread is over. ;D
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Jedinni on September 21, 2007, 06:25:53 PM
yeah i agree, today was another great victory for round earth. i think that if we sit back and relax, between narc and tom, we will win this war.
if we already havent won it that is.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on September 21, 2007, 06:27:17 PM
Good job, guys.   ::)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on September 21, 2007, 06:28:49 PM
It won't be long before Narc shows his ass again.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 22, 2007, 11:36:39 AM
Hello all, I'm new here. I stumbled on to your site today, found it absoloutly hillarious and couldn't resist joining in the fun.

I've decided to start by proving the oceans do weigh something through mathematics without contradicting the absurd theory that the ocean is in the ocean.

It's clear from reading this thread that RE believers are all willing to admit that the ocean can't be inside the ocean. It's like my computer being inside my computer which is inside my computer which is inside... well, you all get the idea. And it's equally clear that the FE believers are unwilling to accept this as fact, claiming that the oceans are in fact in a water medium.

Here's proof that even if you considder the oceans to be in a water medium that they still have percieved weight of m*g.

Firstly: weight due to gravity is m*g. This is well known.

percieved weight is the net force acting on an object which in the case of an object immersed in fluid is weight due to gravity - the Buoyancy force

the Buoyancy force is density*acceleration due to gravity*Volume of displaced liquid
or more simply acceleration due to gravity*mass of displaced liquid.

The key word here is DISPLACED.
This means that if 200kg of water is submerged in 1000kg of water the mass of the displaced liquid is 200kg.
In this case Bouyancy = 200*9.81 = weight due to gravity.
Therefore in this case, yes, the liquid has a percieved weight of 0. Reading this thread shows this is not disputed.

However, here's the part you're all over looking: "DISPLACED liquid"

If I submerge 200kg of water in 10kg of water the mass of the displaced liquid is NOT 200kg because there is only 10kg of water to be displaced. Therefore in this case Bouyancy = 10*9.81 and therefore the percieved weight is 200*9.81 - 10*9.81 = 190*9.81 Newtons.

In the case of the ocean being in the ocean. If we accept this silly idea then the percieved weight of the total ocean = m(ocean) * 9.81 - buoyancy force = m(ocean) * 9.81 - mass of displaced liquid * 9.81 = m(ocean) * 9.81 because if you considder the whole of the ocean to be your displacing object then there is 0 mass of water left in the medium (the ocean) to be displaced by it.

An example was previously given about placing a container full of water suspended by a scale in a container full of more water and reading 0 on the scale (provided you take into considderation the mass of the container). This is true.

However if you try and place a container full of water suspended by a scale into a container with less water then you will read a force on the scale.

It is therefore obvious from my above arguments that if the bounds of your medium are the same bounds of the displacing object then buoyancy is 0 because there is 0 mass left of the medium to be displaced.

So you RE'ers agree with me about water weighing nothing in water. But your major contention (in bold) is based on there being enough water to displace...

It's funny when you guys have to contradict your own model to try to prove your own model.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on September 22, 2007, 12:18:42 PM
OMG NARC!

THE WATER DOESN'T F*CKING FLOAT, DIPSHIT.

Imagine an object that is neutrally buoyant in water, like a water molecule.

Now take it out the water.

Now the buoyancy in air is less, so the object doesn't float when you take it out the water.

F*ckshiter.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on September 22, 2007, 12:36:29 PM
This thread has been owned by RE'ers. We may now leave.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on September 22, 2007, 12:37:34 PM
Good job, guys!   ::)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 24, 2007, 07:53:18 AM
OMG NARC!

THE WATER DOESN'T F*CKING FLOAT, DIPSHIT.

Imagine an object that is neutrally buoyant in water, like a water molecule.

Now take it out the water.

Now the buoyancy in air is less, so the object doesn't float when you take it out the water.

F*ckshiter.

Yeah, if the molecule is ever in the air! But, sadly, this is not the case. The water would remain WITHIN the ocean.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Brennan on September 24, 2007, 08:22:04 AM
Differences in buoyancy are due to differences in density. Congratulations. You have proved that water is as dense as water.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on September 28, 2007, 03:31:41 PM
How cute, have all the RE'ers tucked tail?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: sokarul on September 28, 2007, 03:36:09 PM
How cute, have all the RE'ers tucked tail?
How cute, you were owned in the other threads so you have to try and draw attention away from it. 
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on September 28, 2007, 03:45:13 PM
NARC, ONE POUND + ONE POUND = TWO POUNDS!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Paradox on September 30, 2007, 05:37:19 AM
OMG NARC!

THE WATER DOESN'T F*CKING FLOAT, DIPSHIT.

Imagine an object that is neutrally buoyant in water, like a water molecule.

Now take it out the water.

Now the buoyancy in air is less, so the object doesn't float when you take it out the water.

F*ckshiter.

Yeah, if the molecule is ever in the air! But, sadly, this is not the case. The water would remain WITHIN the ocean.

hence why it doesn't FLOAT away.

OMG! I'm lost for words, except those ones, and those, and those, and those... you get the picture
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on September 30, 2007, 09:40:09 AM
So the water floats in the ocean, like you said Narc.  But the water as a whole is in air.

True or False?
The oceans way more than an equal amount of air.

Therefore, oceans won't float.

AND as I've said before, if Narc is right, oceans would float on a Flat Earth too.  Everything possible on a round earth concerning gravity is possible on a Flat Earth.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Sharky on October 01, 2007, 12:48:34 PM
Here is a little scheme to explain to you that what you say is idiotic (Smarticus)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/NeoZelan/Oceanlift.jpg)

m=ocean's mass
M=earth's mass

G=constant of universal gravitation
r=earth's radius

-F=G*((m+M)/(r^2))

Meaning that F= The inverse of the gravitational pull exerted between the ocean and the earth=What force the helicopter needs to exert on the ocean to lift it up from the ground.
Meaning the ocean has mass. And that means (because you seem really dumb) that gravity will have an effect on our oceans.

Because you seem really extremely dumb I will prove you wrong once again : Are you saying that if we were to measure the whole ocean's weight even if we were to go gallon by gallon (BTW weight=mass*gravity) and that we add one more gallon into the ocean's water it wouldn't have one more gallon's worth of weight?

And even if you still don't believe it, let me just say that in any case, the air exerts a pressure on the water keeping it pinned down.

PS: To illustrate what you're saying : My hand has no mass within my hand, the earth has no mass within the earth, your bedside lamp has no mass within your bedside lamp.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 02, 2007, 07:16:48 AM
Wrong and wrong.

The RE model, clearly dictates a floating ocean. Seriously guys, just admit you're wrong.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Brennan on October 02, 2007, 08:08:29 AM
Your objection does not appear to rely upon RE theory in any way. Merely on a silly word game. It applies equally to FE as RE, which is to say, not at all.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Sharky on October 02, 2007, 08:12:37 AM
So you deny everything I just showed you and your counter argument is one of your facts that you haven't proven.

After have being put into error an huge amount of times refuse to accept it. Therefore there are noe two options :

1. This whole topice is a joke, even tho schooling you was fun (which is probably the case)
2. Your opinion is worth nothing for a lack of giving better counter-arguments and yet still refusing to accept it.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 02, 2007, 09:39:40 AM
So you deny everything I just showed you and your counter argument is one of your facts that you haven't proven.

After have being put into error an huge amount of times <insert subject> refuse to accept it. Therefore there are noe two options :

1. This whole topice is a joke, even tho schooling you was fun (which is <was than is> probably the case)
2. Your opinion is worth nothing for a lack of giving better counter-arguments and yet still refusing to accept it.

<insert two options anytime>


Your opinion is invalidated by your inability to speak english.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Gulliver on October 02, 2007, 09:56:33 AM
So you deny everything I just showed you and your counter argument is one of your facts that you haven't proven.

After have being put into error an huge amount of times <insert subject> refuse to accept it. Therefore there are noe two options :

1. This whole topice is a joke, even tho schooling you was fun (which is <was than is> probably the case)
2. Your opinion is worth nothing for a lack of giving better counter-arguments and yet still refusing to accept it.

<insert two options anytime>


Your opinion is invalidated by your inability to speak english.
Oh, the irony! No, that's not all... Oh, the hypocrisy!  No, that's not all... Oh, the logic error (ad hominem)!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 02, 2007, 09:58:08 AM
Yeah I know, Sharky is an idiot. Thanks for pointing those out gullie.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Mac26 on October 02, 2007, 10:02:30 AM
Smarticus, once again:

We assume that your FE-Model is correct.
Please explain:
1) Why are the ocenas not weighless and
2) why aren't they floating around the air?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 02, 2007, 10:08:51 AM
Smarticus, once again:

We assume that your FE-Model is correct.
Please explain:
1) Why are the ocenas not weighless and
2) why aren't they floating around the air?

Because, while weightless, they are not free to float away because the earth continually accelerates into them.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Mac26 on October 02, 2007, 10:12:53 AM
Smarticus, once again:

We assume that your FE-Model is correct.
Please explain:
1) Why are the ocenas not weighless and
2) why aren't they floating around the air?

Because, while weightless, they are not free to float away because the earth continually accelerates into them.


On RE, your theory (which is wrong) would nearly be the same:
Because, while weightless, they are not free to float away because THEY continually accelerate DOWN to the earth.

Do you agree? If not, please explain, whats wrong with it.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on October 02, 2007, 12:34:56 PM
Hey Narc:

Water + Water = more water

5 pounds + 5 pounds = 10 pounds

1 + 1 = 2
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Sharky on October 02, 2007, 02:07:37 PM
So you deny everything I just showed you and your counter argument is one of your facts that you haven't proven.

After have being put into error an huge amount of times <insert subject> refuse to accept it. Therefore there are noe two options :

1. This whole topice is a joke, even tho schooling you was fun (which is <was than is> probably the case)
2. Your opinion is worth nothing for a lack of giving better counter-arguments and yet still refusing to accept it.

<insert two options anytime>


Your opinion is invalidated by your inability to speak english.

Oh my! I had a typography issu and didn't reread what I had written... Nice one. I prefer that over being a complete dumbass.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 02, 2007, 02:55:49 PM
They are one and the same.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on October 02, 2007, 03:10:09 PM
They are one and the same.
How can spelling bad and being a Narcberry/Smarticus be the same thing? :-\
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 02, 2007, 03:51:02 PM
How kind of you to notice they aren't.


Anyhow, 11 pages of no valid RE contention. I hereby declare myself the winner of this thread.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on October 02, 2007, 04:14:15 PM
Well the 11 pages consist of your stupidity.

water + water = more water

5 pounds + 5 pounds = 10 pounds

1 + 1 = 2
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Dead Kangaroo on October 02, 2007, 09:15:09 PM
How kind of you to notice they aren't.


Anyhow, 11 pages of no valid RE contention. I hereby declare myself the winner of this thread.
Except the bit where if I tied anchors to your feet and dumped you into the deepest oceans with a diver's air tank system you would be crushed to death by your so called "weightless" water.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Mac26 on October 03, 2007, 07:04:18 AM
How kind of you to notice they aren't.


Anyhow, 11 pages of no valid RE contention. I hereby declare myself the winner of this thread.

You are not the winner, since you don't disagree with my last posting.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 03, 2007, 07:52:48 AM
I disagree, and am hereby the winner.

I'd like to thank all the RE'ers who tried to modify their model to allow for this, it was very kind of you.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Marinade on October 03, 2007, 09:33:20 AM
I disagree, and am hereby the winner.

I'd like to thank all the RE'ers who tried to modify their model to allow for this, it was very kind of you.

Haha you just lost. We aren't modifying anything. You're essentially thanking us for letting you change the RE model to cause this. Good job tool. I've already told you, it doesn't work because the ocean is resting on the sea floor the ocean is not resting in the ocean. That doesn't even make sense. Remember since you continue to ignore me I know I am right.  :D

My favorite is still midnights suggestion. You're opinion is null until you shout it from the bottom of an ocean trench.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Mac26 on October 03, 2007, 10:20:45 AM
I disagree, and am hereby the winner.

I'd like to thank all the RE'ers who tried to modify their model to allow for this, it was very kind of you.

LOL

If you disagree, then tell me why you disagree. Tell me whats wrong with "Because, while weightless, they are not free to float away because THEY continually accelerate DOWN to the earth. " and remember, you said that "Because, while weightless, they are not free to float away because the earth continually accelerates into them. " is correct.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Sorgath on October 04, 2007, 04:50:23 PM
I disagree, and am hereby the winner.

I'd like to thank all the RE'ers who tried to modify their model to allow for this, it was very kind of you.

Haha you just lost. We aren't modifying anything. You're essentially thanking us for letting you change the RE model to cause this. Good job tool. I've already told you, it doesn't work because the ocean is resting on the sea floor the ocean is not resting in the ocean.

He's also ignoring my post that proved that even if you consider the ocean to be resting within the ocean it still wouldn't work because if you consider the object to be the medium then there is nothing left of the medium to be displaced therefore no boyancy force.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: waitwhat on October 04, 2007, 07:39:08 PM
Alright, assuming the Earth is flat and is accelerating upwards towards the ocean, due to the property of inertia, the ocean itself would match the acceleration of the earth and would not have anything to hold it down.

For that matter, why is the force that is supposedly making the Earth accelerate upwards NOT affecting the oceans in the flat earth model? Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume that the force that causes the Earth to accelerate upwards also causes the ocean to accelerate upwards with it? And in that case, in your proposition, the oceans would NOT be held down by the acceleration of the earth, and should have floated away by now.

Water is matter, just like everything else. Matter has mass. Gravity exerts force on all mass, pulling it down to the Earth. The oceans are held down by the same force that holds down our atmosphere. Even if water molecules are perfectly buoyant, gravity would hold down the entire system as a whole, even if it has no effect on individual molecules within the system.

I notice that you... tend to selectively argue the points of Round-Earthers. I've given a proposition as to why the earth accelerating upwards could not hold down the ocean, and I've given a counter-proposal as to how a Round-Earth model (unmodified, mind you) can hold down the oceans. If you bother to argue with me, seeing as how you try to avoid arguing against good points, remember not to quote anything out of context, kay thanks.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Jessica Alba on October 04, 2007, 07:57:43 PM
So you deny everything I just showed you and your counter argument is one of your facts that you haven't proven.

After have being put into error an huge amount of times <insert subject> refuse to accept it. Therefore there are noe two options :

1. This whole topice is a joke, even tho schooling you was fun (which is <was than is> probably the case)
2. Your opinion is worth nothing for a lack of giving better counter-arguments and yet still refusing to accept it.

<insert two options anytime>


Your opinion is invalidated by your inability to speak english.

Wow, you can't come up with a proper reply to the RE'ers so you point out some grammar errors?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Mac26 on October 05, 2007, 08:37:34 AM
Smarticus, please answer my question or otherwise RE'ers will be the WINNERS of this thread.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on October 05, 2007, 08:41:15 AM
edit: my point was already made some 30 posts earlier. Sorry.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on October 05, 2007, 10:47:34 AM
How are we arguing over 1 + 1 = 1?  This was from a thread a LONG time ago.

The example was 1 drop + 1 drop = 1 drop

THIS IS FALSE.

See: 1x + 1x = 1y

in which x = a drop of water of 1 unit and y = a drop of water of 2 units.

Therefore x = 1u = 1/2y

And therefore 1x + 1x = 2x
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Username on October 05, 2007, 11:44:34 AM
1 + 1 = 1 for sufficiently small values of 1
<rimshot>
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Gunznroses on October 05, 2007, 05:50:46 PM
The time and effort that wasnt put into the thought behind this post makes me laugh,
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: baptist_christian2 on October 06, 2007, 07:33:29 AM
Let us consider the RE model, and please no giggling.

Their oceans. Consider a molecule of water anywhere in the ocean.

How much does this water molecule weigh?
How much volume does this water molecule displace?

What then is its buoyancy force?

Go ahead, figure it out... okay be lazy and I'll explain it. Every molecule in the ocean is perfectly buoyant. That is to say the buoyancy force is exactly opposite to the gravity force on it. This means the oceans are free from gravity.

Perplexed? Of course you are, you have never seen our oceans floating around our world like giant liquid clouds. They fill their container, starting from the lowest possible point. This can only be if the container is pushed into them. The earth MUST be accelerating into our oceans to prevent them from floating away.


Another victory for FE!!!
your stupidity astounds me. Oceans dont float in the air because they are made of matter. The earth's gravitational forces keep them from floating away.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 06, 2007, 08:59:51 PM
I'm glad you guys agree, the earth MUST be flat.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Dead Kangaroo on October 06, 2007, 09:07:47 PM
I'm glad you guys agree, the earth MUST be flat.
Smarticus winsthe epic fail award for ignorance!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Gulliver on October 06, 2007, 09:15:46 PM
I'm glad you guys agree, the earth MUST be flat.
Smarticus winsthe epic fail award for ignorance!
Agreed!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on October 06, 2007, 09:22:03 PM
Another victory for FE!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: eloireis on October 07, 2007, 05:12:43 AM
stupid
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on October 07, 2007, 05:33:41 AM
I'll keep making this post until you understand.

Water + Water = more water

5 pounds + 5 pounds = 10 pounds

1 + 1 = 2
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 07, 2007, 09:57:25 AM
I'll keep making this post until you understand.

Water + Water = more water

5 pounds + 5 pounds = 10 pounds

1 + 1 = 2

I'll keep responding this until you understand:

0 weight + 0 weight = 0 weight.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on October 07, 2007, 10:05:33 AM
I'll keep making this post until you understand.

Water + Water = more water

5 pounds + 5 pounds = 10 pounds

1 + 1 = 2

I'll keep responding this until you understand:

0 weight + 0 weight = 0 weight.
ok that is true, but combined the first two that you see.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 07, 2007, 10:09:52 AM
how much does water weigh in water?

(hint: it's weightless)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on October 07, 2007, 10:11:51 AM
how much does water weigh in water?

(hint: it's weightless)
how much is the volume of water?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Gulliver on October 07, 2007, 10:12:09 AM
how much does water weigh in water?

(hint: it's weightless)
How much does a mailbox weigh setting on its post?

(Hint: It's weightless.)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on October 07, 2007, 10:17:20 AM
How much does Narc's brain weigh compared to his ignorance on a scale?

(hint: the brain goes up and the ignorance goes down.)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on October 07, 2007, 10:53:51 AM
GOOD GAWD NARC!

THIS THREAD HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH:

1) IF WATER FLOATS ON RE, IT FLOATS ON FE, SHIT FOR BRAINS.
2) EVERY MATERIAL IS BUOYANT IN IT'S MATERIAL.  EVERYTHING ELSE ISN'T FLOATING.
3) WATER IS WEIGHTLESS IN WATER.  IS WATER WEIGHTLESS IN AIR?  NO.
4) AIR IS BUOYANT IN AIR, AND AIR STILL HAS WEIGHT.  ATMOSPHERIC PRESSURE

[/thread]
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Contipheral on October 07, 2007, 11:00:58 AM
Actually it's about 1000Kg/M^3, not weightless
I love it, no contest from RE. Everyone knows the oceans are weightless.

That's why one cubic meter of water weighs one metric ton right?

And it weighs 0 pounds in water. A situation all the waters in the ocean are in. Therefore the oceans are weightless.

Have you EVER carried a bucket of water, it is NOT weightless. And don't tell me that somehow the bucket itself is gaining weight.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Mac26 on October 07, 2007, 11:47:49 AM
Smarticus, please answer my question or otherwise RE'ers will be the WINNERS of this thread.

I'm glad you guys agree, the earth MUST be flat.

Since you weren't able to answer my question, you agreed that the earth is ROUND. I'm glad that you finally found out the truth.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: happyez on October 07, 2007, 12:43:41 PM
Thanks Smarticus and all the rest.

This has really been a funny discussion.

Whats been funny is from the Flat Earth position is an avoidance of basic physics, like a kid being a smart-arse would constantly harangue the teacher - acting like they know more, and refusing to listen to others.

What has also been funny is that, due to the arguementative techniques used by the person behind the name Smarticus (S), there have been many sane and intellegent people giving time and effort to educate a person who fronts an ersatz-formula for the sole reason to get people, in its eyes, 'mad'. (I get mad over the military in Burma, not asinine formulas!)

Notice the basic teenage-like thinking behind his remarks. When most of those with honest brains feel they have rapped up the arguement, our smart-arse friend pops up a non-flaming comment, seemingly honest in its approach to convince you they are right.

That start the conversation again, then out comes the baiting and namecalling.

Now people, we can all guess that this is a deliberate strategy to get you all to fight a useless fight.

S, if was serious about its model, would put it not on a 'Flat Earth' website, seen as a joke in scientific circles (which, in their work, have little time for the jokesters running this site, they have work to get on with that operates on a w=mg basis), but publish it in academic publications.

Unless this S person can cite this has happening, you can pretty much guess through logic, that this is a joke.

The only way it isnt a joke: is if its education of S was not one of science, but ideology. I hear that comes with some homeschooling practices in the USA....I also notice in some of S's statements that he believes that the Round Earth people 'fall apart' due to disagreements.

Which would indicate that even if this is a joke from S, he/it comes from a belief that anything presented is 'to battle'. Battling means unity from its side. Unity means you follow a code and dictat on how things exist. Then you can fight. The military operate like that. Notice in Iraq - those who follow that the 'Islamo-fascists are out to get them' tend to die first (white kids). Those that dont fall for that, usually black or hispanic kids from rough areas, know things arent as black & white as it is put about 'their enemy'

So, in the end, we may have learnt that S is most likely a right-wing ideologue that believes in slinging unproven hypothesis in a robotic-like unrelenting pressure way, in order to 'win' against his 'enemies'.
(of course, its obvious you 'need' enemies'. I find those in ideologies left & right, operate on this belief structure, bringing them closer together than they ever want. Thats why punks become skinheads, Trotskyists become Neo-Cons....)

So, thank you all, thanks S for showing what is really going on in your mind. Thanks those who fell for it, which are only a few.

I love the snarkyness of it all, and the drama of the fight (as we all do, I assume, or else this wouldnt be so long and full of name calling!)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Bushido on October 07, 2007, 12:50:52 PM
Let us consider the RE model, and please no giggling.

Their oceans. Consider a molecule of water anywhere in the ocean.

How much does this water molecule weigh?
How much volume does this water molecule displace?

What then is its buoyancy force?

Go ahead, figure it out... okay be lazy and I'll explain it. Every molecule in the ocean is perfectly buoyant. That is to say the buoyancy force is exactly opposite to the gravity force on it. This means the oceans are free from gravity.

Perplexed? Of course you are, you have never seen our oceans floating around our world like giant liquid clouds. They fill their container, starting from the lowest possible point. This can only be if the container is pushed into them. The earth MUST be accelerating into our oceans to prevent them from floating away.


Another victory for FE!!!

There is no buoyant force if there is no gravity.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on October 07, 2007, 01:01:04 PM
Water has mass.
Therefore it is affected by gravity.
In water, the gravity is counter effected by the buoyancy force.
The ocean as a whole is not buoyant in air.
Therefore the ocean is affected by gravity.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Bushido on October 07, 2007, 10:00:18 PM
Ocean is water.
Water has mass.
Every massive object is affected by gravity.
Therefore the ocean is affected by gravity.

Fixed.

Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 12, 2007, 12:10:13 AM
@happyez: reported for racism.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: The Communist on October 12, 2007, 08:04:40 AM
All you RE'ers are crying bloody murder but the fact remains, water within water has a weight of 0. This means all the oceans, and none of you are able to refute that. Our oceans are weightless.

If oceans are weightless (i.e. not producing a force due to gravitation), I recommend you to scuba dive some 100 meters.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: afiq980 on October 12, 2007, 08:56:02 AM
This is coming from a 15 year old boy from Singapore.

Smarticus is stupid, why?

1) He thinks that water is weightless, thus, it should float. But he contradicts it HIMSELF when he said that water is weightless in water. Alright, if you place a bottle with insignificant mass and fill it with water, and you place the water in water, the water in the bottle will not weigh anything. This is correct. But, the ocean, think of it as one body, is not in water. It is surrounded by land, air and anything else that is NOT water, so it will not be weightless.

Water in water = weightless

Water in another thing = NOT weightless.

Wait...

Maybe Smarticus is stressed out with so many words pounding at him, let us, the RE, show him a PICTURE to clearly show him our model.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v345/afiq123/watertheory.jpg)

As can be seen from the picture, the water in water is weightless...WOW!!! But, when it exits the ocean/sea/water-body, it acts like a fluid, meaning, it will sink, or in this case, fall, since it exited ocean and enter an "air" body, which has a lower density than water.

(similar to buoyancy)

The rest is explained in the picture

2) Smarticus believes that the Earth is pushing the water, so the water stays on the ground. This is STUPID. Let me say it again, THIS IS STUPID.

Obviously, Smarticus dont know a thing about RELATIVITY. The water, or the WHOLE SEA/OCEAN/WATER-body is traveling at the SAME SPEED as of the WHOLE EARTH, with a very small difference in speed, depending on the INDIVIDUAL movement of the molecules/atoms. When the speed, or in this case, VELOCITY, which is speed with a direction, is the same, the RELATIVE speed between Earth and the water you are talking about is ZERO km/h. Meaning, the water will not float.

But of course, the water is still pushing the Earth DOWN towards the Earth's core, but, because the Earth is so massive, the Earth only move an insignificant amount of displacement, and also, because there is an equal opposing force (newton's law).

( Force = Mass X Acceleration )

Take note: This is coming from a 15 year old kid studying PHYSICS!!! An adult is supposed to be more educated than a child, and this child is proving SMARTICUS/FE wrong...

Oh my god.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 15, 2007, 07:53:47 AM
But the water molecule never leaves water. As the oceans float (silly re model) all water remains within water.

Can you give an example of any water molecule in the ocean that is not in water?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 15, 2007, 08:04:29 AM
Idiot. The same floating oceans problem would plague the FE. Besides, you can't apply buoyancy to water, because water itself supplies the upwards force.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 15, 2007, 08:19:18 AM
So every molecule in the ocean is weightless, but when you sum up those seemingly infinite zeros, you now have weight?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 15, 2007, 08:35:04 AM
Water is not buoyant in itself. Things can be buoyant in water, but not water, because water is water. Silly bunt.
Infinite zeros are zero, so his "magic floating water" theory is bull. Besides, if the oceans floated they would diffuse to steam. Water is heavier than air, air pressure keeps it down along with gravity. If you want proof about air pressure, fill a cup completely with water, right to the rim, put a piece of card on top of the water so it forms and airtight seal, then flip the whole thing over. Take your hand from the card. The water stays in the glass, because the air pressure keeps it in.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 15, 2007, 08:40:26 AM
Water doesn't float in water? This is a new aspect of RE I was not aware of, you guys are dumber than I thought.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Marinade on October 15, 2007, 09:35:33 AM
Water doesn't float in water? This is a new aspect of RE I was not aware of, you guys are dumber than I thought.

No water doesn't float in air what are you fucking retarded? Oh yeah and for an example of water not in water the ocean (it's water in air). Every water molecule may be in water, but ever water molecule is not weightless. As soon as you get below the first layer of water molecules, the second layer is making them weightless so it is supporting their weight. So now the third layer is supporting the weight of both the top layers, and so on with each new layer supporting all layers above. Therefore, the only logical conclusion would be the only molecules that would be perfectly weightless are the ones of the very surface of the ocean. And they can't float up into the air.

A water molecule is not the ocean. Why should they have the same properties?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Misfortune on October 15, 2007, 09:40:16 AM
Water doesn't float in water? This is a new aspect of RE I was not aware of, you guys are dumber than I thought.
Water floats in water, but because you're completely deaf and most likely retarded, i shall say once again what's been tried to told you for ages.

OCEANS ARE NOT WATER IN WATER, MEANING IT IS NOT WEIGHTLESS, YOU ASSTARD.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Brennan on October 15, 2007, 09:45:16 AM
Weight is the exerted by gravity on a body. When immersed in an equally dense substance (more water) water molecules are apparently 'weightless' because the gravitational force is cancelled out by the force of buoyancy, not because they are no longer affected by gravity. Why? because water is as dense as water. Again.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Torn Bishop on October 15, 2007, 10:35:44 AM
Narcberry's ignorance and illogic is too powerful to be corrected, you cannot fix the failed, but he can report you.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 15, 2007, 07:26:04 PM
Water doesn't float in water? This is a new aspect of RE I was not aware of, you guys are dumber than I thought.
Water floats in water, but because you're completely deaf and most likely retarded, i shall say once again what's been tried to told you for ages.

OCEANS ARE NOT WATER IN WATER, MEANING IT IS NOT WEIGHTLESS, YOU ASSTARD.


You RE'ers are funny, I don't think any two of you agree.

Which molecule of water in our oceans is not weightless?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on October 15, 2007, 07:55:34 PM
None of them.  They are all buoyant.

SOMEBODY LOCK THIS F*CKING THREAD.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on October 15, 2007, 07:57:30 PM
Buoyant and weightless are not the same thing.

Weightless means the particle never has weight, period.
Buoyant means that when a particle is placed in a certain medium, the buoyant forces cances out the gravitational force or UA.
However, a medium itself is not buoyant.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on October 15, 2007, 07:58:25 PM
The molecules in my chair are buoyant in themselves.
All my chair molecules have weight of zero.

AH SHIT ME FLOATIN

WRONG.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Marinade on October 15, 2007, 10:50:50 PM
I'm flying... high as a kite.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Torn Bishop on October 16, 2007, 12:07:43 AM
Narcberry's ignorance and illogic is too powerful to be corrected, you cannot fix the failed, but he can report you.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on October 16, 2007, 12:39:48 PM
water + water = more water

5 pounds + 5 pounds = 10 pounds

1 + 1 = 2

Your own shit can either float or sink. How about that?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 16, 2007, 12:41:51 PM
No two RE'ers agree? Take FE'ers for christ sake, Tom Bishop rarely agrees with himself.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on October 16, 2007, 12:48:15 PM
No two RE'ers agree? Take FE'ers for christ sake, Tom Bishop rarely agrees with himself.
RE: "No two RE'ers agree"

FE: No two egos agree.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 16, 2007, 01:07:02 PM
I am 70% water. My water is buoyant in itself. My other molecules are buoyant in the water,

I CAN FLY!!!!

*Jumps off bridge*
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Gunznroses on October 16, 2007, 01:50:17 PM
No two RE'ers agree? Take FE'ers for christ sake, Tom Bishop rarely agrees with himself.
RE: "No two RE'ers agree"

FE: No two egos agree.

FE: no one FE'ers agree  ::)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on October 16, 2007, 03:45:11 PM
I'm flying... high as a kite.

(http://www.citypages.com/blogmedia/amadzine/smokener.jpeg)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on October 16, 2007, 03:45:36 PM
I'm flying... high as a kite.

(http://www.citypages.com/blogmedia/amadzine/smokener.jpeg)

Is he angry?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on October 16, 2007, 04:05:53 PM
No, he's high.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on October 16, 2007, 04:59:11 PM
Why is it that most threads, "TOM BISHOP" and "Iowa" moved to the angry ranting while this hasn't been moved to complete nonsense.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on October 16, 2007, 05:17:18 PM
Why hasn't this been locked, for that matter.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: afiq980 on October 17, 2007, 07:34:56 AM
Because we havnt corrected the RE-er's stupid misconceptions.

DUH.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Mr. Ireland on October 17, 2007, 08:41:04 AM
Too. Many. Toms.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Username on October 17, 2007, 11:21:30 AM
No, he's high.
I don't look that angry when I'm high
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on October 17, 2007, 12:43:03 PM
Too. Many. Toms.
Send in the clones!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 17, 2007, 12:57:45 PM
Im still waiting for a valid RE counter-arguement. But, I'm guessing, by page 16 this is probably not going to happen.


I hereby declare this topic another win for FE!!!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on October 17, 2007, 01:02:20 PM
Narc! If you make another BS post like that I will punch you with the head on commercial.

Beside we have countered you shit already. Here's mine again:

water + water = more water

5 pounds + pounds = 10 pounds

1 + 1 = 2

shit can float or sink.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 17, 2007, 01:03:21 PM
No counter argument, maybe because the first argument was too stupid for words, it wasn't worth the space it takes on the server. His argument about floating oceans would apply to both FE and RE, and since his logic is fundamentaly flawed you should not claim it as a victory for FE. There are counter arguments, like the argument that gravity pulls water down, water can't be claimed as buoyant in itself, if it could then reality itself would cease to be logical. Mercury would be bouyant in mercury, so should also float. The fact is that firstly gravity pulls water down, and the pressure of the air pushes the water down. If you are going to declare anything, declare this argument null and void.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on October 17, 2007, 01:05:12 PM
No counter argument, maybe because the first argument was too stupid for words, it wasn't worth the space it takes on the server. His argument about floating oceans would apply to both FE and RE, and since his logic is fundamentaly flawed you should not claim it as a victory for FE. There are counter arguments, like the argument that gravity pulls water down, water can't be claimed as buoyant in itself, if it could then reality itself would cease to be logical. Mercury would be bouyant in mercury, so should also float. The fact is that firstly gravity pulls water down, and the pressure of the air pushes the water down. If you are going to declare anything, declare this argument null and void.
Thank you, my heart and blood pressure rate has dropped back to normal.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 17, 2007, 01:07:37 PM
Yes, if the logic of this argument were the actual case in reality, all matter would fly appart and there would be no earth, none of us and no silly forum for us to debate, since everything is buoyant in itself, so thank your lucky stars you're not exploding into seperate molecules.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: MasterofGrond on October 17, 2007, 01:58:37 PM
In spite of the fact that I believe this is one of the greatest trolls ever, I'm going to post a rebuttal, something anyone who has ever taken a physics course can tell you.

Weight = Mass x Gravity

Okay, you with me so far?

The water on the bottom of the oceans does not fall because the sea floor is there, providing a Normal force to "hold up" the water, as if a book were resting on a table.

The water that is on top of this water is held up by a buoyant force from the water below it. This means due to Newton's third law, that the top water also exerts a force on lower water, increasing the pressure, but because the earth's crust is rigid, the Normal force it pushes on the water with merely increases.

Summary: The sea floor holds up the bottom water, which holds up the higher water, which holds up the top water. There can be as many levels of water as you want, even ones 1 molecule thick but it still works. Every single molecule has a weight, and is being pulled down. It is just being supported by the molecules below it.

Analogy: Stack of books. Table holds up the weight of all books (i.e. sea floor). The book directly on the table holds up weight of all books above it (bottom molecules) and so on and so forth to the top book.

The reason a bucket of water in water appears to weigh nothing is because it is being "held up" by the water the bucket is in, thus increasing the total force downward through the system. The bucket of water becomes the "top book" with a net force (due to the equal and opposite weight and buoyancy forces) of 0. Once the water is no longer resting on other water though, (say if some water tried to "fly into the air) the buoyant force disappears and weight pulls it back down on top of the other water.

Try weighing a book that is sitting on a table. It is the same thing as weighing a bucket of water in an ocean. I'm going to go out on a limb and say the answer will be zero. Yet no one claims books are going to start flying up in the air. Water acts very predictably according to Newton's Laws, and therefore the "WATER FLOATS: EARTH MUST BE FLAT" argument is false.



Anyway, keep up the good work with the trolling.

Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 17, 2007, 02:35:22 PM
I had a similar line of logic, but didn;t know how to put it into simple enough terms.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 17, 2007, 03:29:49 PM
Yeah, except we never remove the bottommost supporting layer. The ocean would remain within itself and could remain supporting itself through bouyancy force. The oceans would literally lift themselves into the upper atmosphere, where heat and cosmic decay would take their toll.

Since this is not observed, the earth must, indeed, be flat.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: MasterofGrond on October 17, 2007, 03:45:15 PM
If you pull out the bottommost supporting layer, there will be nothing holding up the upper layers, they will fall until they contact the sea floor, again brining the system to equilibrium. If you pull out the bottom book from the pile (ignoring friction which would likely topple the tower) the rest of the books, being without support, fall to the table, where they are again supported by the normal force, and resume equilibrium position.

The same effect would be noticed if you could instantly suck out the bottom layer of seawater.

Please try again.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 17, 2007, 03:54:44 PM
The bottommost layer has no water below it, so no buyoncy provided, so it does not move upwards because it would lose the upwards force of the seabed, and could not support the weight of water above it.
The next layer up, resting on this layer, is held up by this bottom layer, but since the bottom layer cannot move upwards, neither can this layer, since if it were to do so it would lose the buoyancy and upwards force of the bottom layer and therefore would not be able to hold up the layers above.
The same can be said for the next layer up, if it were to rise it would lose the buoyancy of the lower layer, and therefore has no force to hold up the layers above, which would then push it down.
This applies for all the layers, aside from the top layer, which has no water above it, this topmost layer of molecules can float away, and they do, in the form of evaporation, which leads to rain.

Even if you were to somehow come to the insane conclusion that water can magically fly and matter should fly appart, then you would have to explain the fact that this magic flying water problem applies both to the RE and FE models, since the UA performs the same function as the gravity of RE.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: MasterofGrond on October 17, 2007, 04:01:25 PM
Even if you were to somehow come to the insane conclusion that water can magically fly and matter should fly apart, then you would have to explain the fact that this magic flying water problem applies both to the RE and FE models, since the UA performs the same function as the gravity of RE.

Exactly.

To a normal person standing on the surface of the Earth UA and Gravity would appear exactly the same. So saying water doesn't fly off the Earth so the Earth is flat prove absolutely nothing. The entire point of this thread has just been proven completely bunk.

Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on October 17, 2007, 04:02:29 PM
SIXTEEN PAGES!?!?!

Narc really has you guys in the keep-net now doesn't he?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: MasterofGrond on October 17, 2007, 04:08:29 PM
In my defense, I only just joined the discussion, and also acknowledged his role as a troll.

And having just won the internets, I believe I will quit this thread.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on October 17, 2007, 04:34:11 PM
NARC!!!!

IF WATER FLOATS ON RE, IT FLOATS ON FE

WATER DON'T FLOAT BECAUSE BUOYANCY AND WEIGHTLESSNESS ARE NOT THE SAME.

TRY LIFTING A BUCKET OF WATER AND TELL ME IT IS WEIGHTLESS.

RE WINS.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on October 17, 2007, 04:34:40 PM
*headdesk*
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on October 17, 2007, 04:46:53 PM
(http://www.freemyspacegraphics.com/Graphics/Funny_Animations/images/42.gif)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on October 17, 2007, 05:33:06 PM
SOMEONE TAKE THIS TO COMPLETE NONSENSE OR CLOSE THIS THREAD PLEASE!!!!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on October 17, 2007, 06:37:45 PM
(http://www.freemyspacegraphics.com/Graphics/Funny_Animations/images/42.gif)

lol
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 17, 2007, 06:48:12 PM
Even if you were to somehow come to the insane conclusion that water can magically fly and matter should fly appart...

Wait, did you just call the RE model, "insane" and "magical"?
Welcome to the conclusion of this thread. RE is insane and magical. FE wins.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on October 17, 2007, 06:59:14 PM
YOU IDIOT!!!

YOU DON'T READ DO YOU?

BUOYANCY AND WEIGHTLESSNESS ARE NOT THE SAME.

A particle is buoyant in it's own material, and the buoyant force counteracts the gravitational force or UA.  Gravity is not "turned off".
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Jack on October 17, 2007, 06:59:25 PM
Welcome to the conclusion of this thread. FE is insane and magical. RE wins.

Fixed.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on October 17, 2007, 07:05:18 PM
If water floats, why doesn't everything float?

As I've said before, it would float on an FE too.

You believe the earth is flat, correct?

When you float in a pool, you experience buoyancy.

By your logic, why can't there be FE floating oceans?  BECAUSE buoyancy only exists within the material.

In order for the entire ocean to float, water would have to be buoyant in air, which it is not.

FAIL.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on October 17, 2007, 07:07:12 PM
The floating oceans thing is absolutely hilarious.

The thing that makes me laugh more is the fact that water is denser than ice, and thus the ICEWALL (ZOMG) should float on top of the oceans, and the earth should spill off into nothingness
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Jack on October 17, 2007, 07:08:42 PM
The floating oceans thing is absolutely hilarious.

The thing that makes me laugh more is the fact that water is denser than ice, and thus the ICEWALL (ZOMG) should float on top of the oceans, and the earth should spill off into nothingness

There's also a thread where they say "when ice melts, water level drops."
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 18, 2007, 01:49:58 AM
Even if you were to somehow come to the insane conclusion that water can magically fly and matter should fly appart...

Wait, did you just call the RE model, "insane" and "magical"?
Welcome to the conclusion of this thread. RE is insane and magical. FE wins.

No, I called the floating oceans idea insane and magical. The RE model is logical and accurate.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Brennan on October 18, 2007, 02:59:35 AM
Yeah, except we never remove the bottommost supporting layer. The ocean would remain within itself and could remain supporting itself through bouyancy force. The oceans would literally lift themselves into the upper atmosphere, where heat and cosmic decay would take their toll.

Since this is not observed, the earth must, indeed, be flat.
Of course its ******* observed you moron. Blow a bubble underwater, the result is that the water on top no longer feels the buoyancy force as strongly and 'falls' in to the space occupied by the air. The result being that the air bubble rises to the surface as it is forced upwards due to it's lower density.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 18, 2007, 03:24:19 AM
Is this what the Fe'ers have resorted to? Rewriting science in order to create bizarre, stupid illogical effects that are not observed in order to prove the earth is flat?

Water is not buoyant in itself, each water molecule simply rests on the water molecule below it (or the seabed if it is on the bottom). The reason they don't all fall further is the electrostatic repulsion that defeats the force of gravity. If a layer of water were to rise, this repulsion (which is a close-range phenomenon) would cease and gravity would take over.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on October 18, 2007, 03:45:43 AM
Or buoyancy, as it is called.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Misfortune on October 18, 2007, 04:06:26 AM
Even if you were to somehow come to the insane conclusion that water can magically fly and matter should fly appart...

Wait, did you just call the RE model, "insane" and "magical"?
Welcome to the conclusion of this thread. RE is insane and magical. FE wins.
Welcome to the REAL conclusion of this thread: Smarticus is stupid as a cow and can not read.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 18, 2007, 09:28:50 AM
Indeed, don't you just love the irony?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Marinade on October 18, 2007, 09:40:26 AM
Even if you were to somehow come to the insane conclusion that water can magically fly and matter should fly appart...

Wait, did you just call the RE model, "insane" and "magical"?
Welcome to the conclusion of this thread. RE is insane and magical. FE wins.

All I want to say is no they are calling your incorrect version of RE theory insane and magical.

I underlined the important words so hopefully Smarticus will notice them. (not that I expect it too, stupid non-person)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on October 18, 2007, 09:56:53 AM
Even if you were to somehow come to the insane conclusion that water can magically fly and matter should fly appart...

Wait, did you just call the RE model, "insane" and "magical"?
Welcome to the conclusion of this thread. RE is insane and magical. FE wins.

All I want to say is no they are calling your incorrect version of RE theory insane and magical.

I underlined the important words so hopefully Smarticus will notice them. (not that I expect it too, stupid non-person)
Note: this will be his reply.

"So your agreeing that the RE theory is insane and magical. For once you RE'er can agree on something."
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Jack on October 18, 2007, 10:11:05 AM
If water floats, then water molecules are weightless.  If water molecules are weightless and float, what about the molecules in our body? That's just scary.

I imagine my whole body being separated in all directions, and then just disappears.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: divito the truthist on October 18, 2007, 10:14:24 AM
Let's see how he gets out of this one.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on October 18, 2007, 10:18:00 AM
He'll wait until we post more and will come in and say. "Your spelling sucks!" or something that is off topic.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 18, 2007, 12:20:18 PM
Or he'll contort what we said into some completely incorrect statement and say "FE wins, waheee!"
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 20, 2007, 03:21:19 PM
Yeah, except we never remove the bottommost supporting layer. The ocean would remain within itself and could remain supporting itself through bouyancy force. The oceans would literally lift themselves into the upper atmosphere, where heat and cosmic decay would take their toll.

Since this is not observed, the earth must, indeed, be flat.
Of course its ******* observed you moron. Blow a bubble underwater, the result is that the water on top no longer feels the buoyancy force as strongly and 'falls' in to the space occupied by the air. The result being that the air bubble rises to the surface as it is forced upwards due to it's lower density.

So you RE'ers observe the oceans to "literally lift themselves into the upper atmosphere, where heat and cosmic decay would take their toll?" I guess if the oceans really are floating overhead, the FE model must be wrong. Does this mean Elvis is still alive too?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 20, 2007, 03:24:31 PM
See. I wonder if he even read our posts, or maybe he likes looking stupid.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on October 20, 2007, 03:25:33 PM
You say that the oceans will float because water is buoyant in itself.

Well, the ocean is in air.  And water is more dense than air.  Therefore, like a weight, the ocean sinks in air.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 20, 2007, 03:27:18 PM
Sorry Trekkie, unless you haven't realised smarticus can't read. He'll just do what he always does, contort what you said.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on October 20, 2007, 04:45:25 PM
(http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/231/tempqg1.png)




(http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/3692/temptw6.png)

(http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/2729/tempbx7.png)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Captain Alitus on October 20, 2007, 05:06:36 PM
Let us consider the RE model, and please no giggling.

Their oceans. Consider a molecule of water anywhere in the ocean.

How much does this water molecule weigh?
How much volume does this water molecule displace?

What then is its buoyancy force?

Go ahead, figure it out... okay be lazy and I'll explain it. Every molecule in the ocean is perfectly buoyant. That is to say the buoyancy force is exactly opposite to the gravity force on it. This means the oceans are free from gravity.

Perplexed? Of course you are, you have never seen our oceans floating around our world like giant liquid clouds. They fill their container, starting from the lowest possible point. This can only be if the container is pushed into them. The earth MUST be accelerating into our oceans to prevent them from floating away.


Another victory for FE!!!
...are you completely loony?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 20, 2007, 05:21:42 PM
(http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/231/tempqg1.png)




(http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/3692/temptw6.png)

(http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/2729/tempbx7.png)

These experiments only show that the earth is accelerated into the water. Thank you for that.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on October 20, 2007, 05:22:49 PM
No they don't read them idiot.  They show how it's possible for the water to not float on an RE.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Captain Alitus on October 20, 2007, 07:28:56 PM
These experiments only show that the earth is accelerated into the water. Thank you for that.

The earth isn't accelerated into the water you loon. Gravity attempts to accelerate water into the earth. Thus it sits there.

And water has mass believe it or not. Water wouldn't float around. Unless it's atop something denser.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 21, 2007, 01:24:33 AM
Again Smarticus shows his single-digit IQ.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 21, 2007, 02:48:10 AM
I believe his IQ is officially measured as "Error 34: Insufficient decimal places available"
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Misfortune on October 21, 2007, 02:50:38 AM
the FE model must be wrong.
WELL NOW WE'RE TALKING!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 21, 2007, 01:22:58 PM
You guys agree the oceans shouldn't float
You guys agree the oceans should float in RE, as per your lack of evidence otherwise
You guys agree the oceans do not float in FE

You guys still believe in a model that says the oceans should float when they do not. This makes you angry, hence the personal attacks. This thread has been over for pages. FE has been victorious for awhile now. Thanks for coming, but the show is over.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 21, 2007, 01:30:13 PM
You guys agree the oceans shouldn't float
You guys agree the oceans should float in RE, as per your lack of evidence otherwise
You guys agree the oceans do not float in FE

You guys still believe in a model that says the oceans should float when they do not. This makes you angry, hence the personal attacks. This thread has been over for pages. FE has been victorious for awhile now. Thanks for coming, but the show is over.

Smarticus, are you required by law to wear a giant sign on your head that reads "Warning: Close Proximity Will Cause Brain Death."
We do agree the oceans should not float.
We have provided firm evidence that oceans would not float in RE.
We agree that, if by some event of pure madness we were to come to the conclusion that oceans would float in RE, they would also float in FE.

So, we can sum this thread up in one line:

The biggest pile of steaming sh*te we have ever had the misfortune of reading.

Now, turn off your computer, unplug it, throw it out the nearest available window and then shove your fingers in the sockets would you?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 21, 2007, 01:47:24 PM
Claiming you've presented a valid argument is much different from presenting a valid argument. FE remains the victor, sorry.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on October 21, 2007, 01:51:59 PM
You need to relearn your suffixes.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 21, 2007, 01:56:09 PM
Really Smarticus, how do you manage to contain such a perfect vacuum in that skull of yours? No evidence?
(http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/231/tempqg1.png)




(http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/3692/temptw6.png)

(http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/2729/tempbx7.png)

The reason the oceans don't float in RE, explained for you in very simply terms:
1. GRAVITY PULLS EVERYTHING DOWN
2. WATER IS MORE DENSE THAN AIR
3. GRAVITY PULLS WATER DOWN MORE THAN AIR
4. WATER LIES ON THE SEABED, WITH AIR ABOVE IT
5. WATER IS NOT BUOYANT IN ITSELF, WE COULD EXTEND THAT LOGIC TO EVERY FORM OF MATTER TO SAY EVERYTHING SHOULD FLY APART.
6. THE MECHANICS OF BUOYANCY ARE THE SAME IN RE AND FE

Now, let me theorise something:

You put forward a frankly ridiculous argument, when we shot it down, you became angry so you began contorting what we say and started claiming FE has won, when in fact it has done nothing of the sort.

Unfortunately for you, we don't buy your shit so you are going to have to own up and state that this proves nothing for FE or RE, because it's just a stupid excuse for a theory.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Misfortune on October 21, 2007, 01:58:39 PM
You guys agree the oceans should float in RE, as per your lack of evidence otherwise
I think you have misunderstood something, or you haven't paid attention to anything that's said on this topic. Or then you're just plain stupid.  :-\
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Captain Alitus on October 21, 2007, 02:11:30 PM
You guys agree the oceans shouldn't float
You guys agree the oceans should float in RE, as per your lack of evidence otherwise
You guys agree the oceans do not float in FE

You guys still believe in a model that says the oceans should float when they do not. This makes you angry, hence the personal attacks. This thread has been over for pages. FE has been victorious for awhile now. Thanks for coming, but the show is over.
You crazy fool. Oceans don't float in the REal model.

Why?

Gravity. Look it up.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 21, 2007, 02:16:05 PM
You guys agree the oceans should float in RE, as per your lack of evidence otherwise
I think you have misunderstood something, or you haven't paid attention to anything that's said on this topic. Or then you're just plain stupid.  :-\

Look at the entire thread, the evidence for Smarticus' stupidity is considerable. Being stupid encompasses both the first two options. I think we can say with some cretainty that Smarticus is incredibly stupid. I wonder if he's ever done any physics.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on October 21, 2007, 02:35:10 PM
18 F*CKING PAGES!!!  HOLY SH*T!!!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Misfortune on October 21, 2007, 02:36:55 PM
18 F*CKING PAGES!!!  HOLY SH*T!!!
18 pages of complete BS, having atleast twenty times Smarticus saying "Another victory for FE!"

'Tis fun.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 21, 2007, 02:37:14 PM
That is how monumentally stupid he is. 18 pages and we still cn't get anything through the intelligence gap.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on October 21, 2007, 02:40:52 PM
Now its 19 of RE awesomeness and Narc's stupidity.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on October 21, 2007, 05:41:04 PM
ULTIMATE RE FLOATING OCEANS DISPROVEMENT

CASE 1: FE

The Earth is accelerated upward by the UA.
The Earth is pushed into water.
The water is buoyant relative to itself but not to anything else, and is therefore null and void.

CASE 2: RE
Water is accelerated into the Earth by gravity.
Water rests upon a denser medium, the ground.
The water is buoyant relative to itself but not to anything else, and is therefore null and void.

(NOTE TO THEENGINEER - [/thread])
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on October 21, 2007, 08:05:36 PM
ANOTHER WIN FOR FE!!!

Oh wait...
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 22, 2007, 12:48:21 AM
I think this is officially a stalemate due to lack of an intelligent and logical argument. We should declare this thread officially:

Proof that Smarticus has a level of intelligence rivalled only by garden tools, and that nothing he has said/will ever say can be taken seriously again.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Misfortune on October 22, 2007, 04:42:03 AM
I think this is officially a stalemate due to lack of an intelligent and logical argument. We should declare this thread officially:

Proof that Smarticus has a level of intelligence rivalled only by garden tools, and that nothing he has said/will ever say can be taken seriously again.
Amen.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 22, 2007, 04:46:13 AM
Please Lock This Topic Now Someone.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on October 22, 2007, 04:55:13 AM
No dude, we need to keep it open so Smarticus can post a response
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Misfortune on October 22, 2007, 04:59:03 AM
No dude, we need to keep it open so Smarticus can post a response
Or so we can flame him enough to make him believe that this thread is all BS and his ideas are all wrong.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 22, 2007, 05:56:35 AM
No dude, we need to keep it open so Smarticus can post a response
Or so we can flame him enough to make him believe that this thread is all BS and his ideas are all wrong.

We will make him realise his ideas are wrong.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 22, 2007, 07:23:55 AM
ULTIMATE RE FLOATING OCEANS DISPROVEMENT

CASE 1: FE

The Earth is accelerated upward by the UA.
The Earth is pushed into water.
The water is buoyant relative to itself but not to anything else, and is therefore null and void.

This is absolutely correct.


CASE 2: RE
Water is accelerated into the Earth by gravity.
Water rests upon a denser medium, the ground.
The water is buoyant relative to itself but not to anything else, and is therefore null and void.

This is absolutely false. The water never needs to rest on the ground. This is since it can rest on itself as it is buoyant within its own medium.

(NOTE TO THEENGINEER - [/thread])
If only he could save you so easily.


So wait, if the oceans can float in RE but not in FE AND they are not floating...





We will make him realise his ideas are wrong.

Not with your ideas or funny spellings, do try harder.










It takes like 18 of you ganged up against me and you still lose? Maybe you guys should try another tactic. Might I suggest supporting a true model of the earth?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Misfortune on October 22, 2007, 07:31:03 AM
It takes like 18 of you ganged up against me and you still lose? Maybe you guys should try another tactic. Might I suggest supporting a true model of the earth?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ..Hahahahhh... Ahah.

I seriously hope you're kidding, or otherwise you're pretty damn pathetic.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: ﮎingulaЯiτy on October 22, 2007, 07:35:55 AM
To expand upon the mental shortcomings of Narcberry, this was my favorite:
http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=12866.0
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Misfortune on October 22, 2007, 07:39:45 AM
To expand upon the mental shortcomings of Narcberry, this was my favorite:
http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=12866.0
XD that totally cracked me up.

"Are you saying that the circumference of your round earth does not travel an exact 360 degress?", rotfl, what a moron.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 22, 2007, 08:54:58 AM
Haha, I know you have to be pretending to be so stupid, Smarticus, since if you actually had such a level of intelligence you would be unable to use a keyboard.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on October 22, 2007, 09:32:48 AM
CASE 2: RE
Water is accelerated into the Earth by gravity.
Water rests upon a denser medium, the ground.
The water is buoyant relative to itself but not to anything else, and is therefore null and void.

This is absolutely false. The water never needs to rest on the ground. This is since it can rest on itself as it is buoyant within its own medium.

RETARD. 

Q: What is the bottommost layer resting on if the oceans were floating?
A: Air.

Q: Is water denser or less dense than air?
A: Denser.

Q: Therefore, will water sink in air or rise in air?  (HINT: Think rain)
A: Sink.

Q: Therefore, water should not float on RE, no?
A: Correct.

Q: What is Narcberry's IQ?
A: ERROR: 0.000000000000001e-99
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 22, 2007, 10:08:49 AM
CASE 2: RE
Water is accelerated into the Earth by gravity.
Water rests upon a denser medium, the ground.
The water is buoyant relative to itself but not to anything else, and is therefore null and void.

This is absolutely false. The water never needs to rest on the ground. This is since it can rest on itself as it is buoyant within its own medium.

RETARD. 

Q: What is the bottommost layer resting on if the oceans were floating?
A: Air.

Q: Is water denser or less dense than air?
A: Denser.

Q: Therefore, will water sink in air or rise in air?  (HINT: Think rain)
A: Sink.

Q: Therefore, water should not float on RE, no?
A: Correct.

Q: What is Narcberry's IQ?
A: ERROR: 0.000000000000001e-99

Wrong.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Misfortune on October 22, 2007, 10:09:47 AM
CASE 2: RE
Water is accelerated into the Earth by gravity.
Water rests upon a denser medium, the ground.
The water is buoyant relative to itself but not to anything else, and is therefore null and void.

This is absolutely false. The water never needs to rest on the ground. This is since it can rest on itself as it is buoyant within its own medium.

RETARD. 

Q: What is the bottommost layer resting on if the oceans were floating?
A: Air.

Q: Is water denser or less dense than air?
A: Denser.

Q: Therefore, will water sink in air or rise in air?  (HINT: Think rain)
A: Sink.

Q: Therefore, water should not float on RE, no?
A: Correct.

Q: What is Narcberry's IQ?
A: ERROR: 0.000000000000001e-99

Wrong.
Prove it, you asstard.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 22, 2007, 01:19:28 PM
I will save my energy while it disproves itself.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on October 22, 2007, 01:22:02 PM
Attempting to give a damn..............damn not given.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 22, 2007, 01:38:31 PM
20 pages, where are the RE'ers now? I guess I'd be hiding too.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on October 22, 2007, 01:43:17 PM
We, minus myself, are all in therapy, recovering from ORS, over reading stupidity.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 22, 2007, 01:50:21 PM
Let me just ask this of you Smarticus, roughly when will your IQ descend to the point where you will start bashing your keybaord with a rock?

It appears it is impossible for you to actually learn anything, since the evidence against your frankly idiotic claim has been posted a thousand times over. So I shall say this:

Quote
So, Smarticus, you agree that:
a) If water was buoyant in itself, and therefore can float into the air, the same logic can be applied to all matter, so it can be assumed all matter would fly appart.
b) On both RE and FE, by your reckoning, water should float in the air because it is weightless in itself.
c) since they do not float in the air, you are a retard.
d) Because you are a retard, the Earth cannot be flat, and so must be round.

So RE wins!!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on October 22, 2007, 02:10:45 PM
No dude, the oceans are floating on the vacuum of space - bouyant in themselves and weightless.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Rampancy on October 22, 2007, 05:05:21 PM
Smarticus may have a point.  His 200 brain cells have been floating around his head at random for quite a while now.

Oh... wait.  According to his argument, if they're floating like that, the RE model is the true model.

Paradoxes, contradictions, and trolling make the world go flat.

The amount of time we've all wasted our lives for on this is a real shame.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Captain Alitus on October 22, 2007, 05:14:23 PM
CASE 2: RE
Water is accelerated into the Earth by gravity.
Water rests upon a denser medium, the ground.
The water is buoyant relative to itself but not to anything else, and is therefore null and void.

This is absolutely false. The water never needs to rest on the ground. This is since it can rest on itself as it is buoyant within its own medium.

RETARD. 

Q: What is the bottommost layer resting on if the oceans were floating?
A: Air.

Q: Is water denser or less dense than air?
A: Denser.

Q: Therefore, will water sink in air or rise in air?  (HINT: Think rain)
A: Sink.

Q: Therefore, water should not float on RE, no?
A: Correct.

Q: What is Narcberry's IQ?
A: ERROR: 0.000000000000001e-99

Wrong.
So air is denser and rain falls up? Ha!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on October 22, 2007, 05:18:03 PM
Narc,

Give a reason why water will not sink in air.

Sure, a water particle is buoyant in water, but water ain't buoyant in air.

GIVE UP.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Captain Alitus on October 22, 2007, 05:35:00 PM
Narc,

Give a reason why water will not sink in air.

Sure, a water particle is buoyant in water, but water ain't buoyant in air.

GIVE UP.
Of course it is! That's why rain falls up! The government just wants us to think it falls down.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: divito the truthist on October 22, 2007, 06:56:10 PM
Sure, a water particle is buoyant in water, but water ain't buoyant in air.

Pff, you don't know that. The Earth is accelerating into the water after all!!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on October 22, 2007, 06:58:18 PM
Sure, a water particle is buoyant in water, but water ain't buoyant in air.

Pff, you don't know that. The Earth is accelerating into the water after all!!
The water is accelerating to earth due to gravity after all. (again screw you Engineer)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: divito the truthist on October 22, 2007, 07:00:41 PM
All you have to say is gravitation and you solve the incorrectness of your statement.

For a decent explanation: http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=17401.60
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on October 22, 2007, 07:03:17 PM
By saying that you provoked me to say it more.

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Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Jack on October 22, 2007, 07:04:29 PM
All you have to say is gravitation and you solve the incorrectness of your statement.

For a decent explanation: http://theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=17401.60

GRAVITY
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: divito the truthist on October 22, 2007, 07:05:52 PM
What is this, high school? I'm not sure how long people can keep denying evidence but it should be interesting.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on October 22, 2007, 07:18:46 PM
Gravity
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on October 22, 2007, 07:20:52 PM
Gravity
gravity = gray tits
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on October 22, 2007, 07:31:37 PM
gravity = it's gravy
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Captain Alitus on October 22, 2007, 07:33:13 PM
Sure, a water particle is buoyant in water, but water ain't buoyant in air.

Pff, you don't know that. The Earth is accelerating into the water after all!!
It can't be buoyant if it's denser.

Put some oil and water in a cup or bottle of something. The oil should be on top.
Now accelerate it upward. Does the oil magically go on the bottom? No.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 22, 2007, 07:36:12 PM
21 pages, still no RE response... so sad.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on October 22, 2007, 07:38:53 PM
What response are you actually looking for?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on October 22, 2007, 07:39:52 PM
:o

WE'VE BEEN RESPONDING!!!

YOUR WHOLE IDEA IS FLAWED!!!  Your throwing gravity a buoyancy out the window and replacing it with nonsense!

And by the way, a I've said, if what you say is true, the water's buoyancy would counteract the UA.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Captain Alitus on October 22, 2007, 07:55:09 PM
:o

WE'VE BEEN RESPONDING!!!

YOUR WHOLE IDEA IS FLAWED!!!  Your throwing gravity a buoyancy out the window and replacing it with nonsense!

And by the way, a I've said, if what you say is true, the water's buoyancy would counteract the UA.
That guy's a nutjob. What do you expect?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: ﮎingulaЯiτy on October 22, 2007, 08:22:46 PM
Responses have been given. You only state they have not been answered, or disregard them without proving them wrong. I remember you saying you'd let itself proof itself wrong, to save your energy. Yet no flaw is apparent or even hinted at. Your frequent posts after that are energy savers alright.  ::)

LOCK THREAD.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Jack on October 22, 2007, 08:29:47 PM
Narc just loves keeping this thread bumped up, doesn't he?

It's better if we just ignore this thread. After all, he'll just give up and drain this to the sink.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 23, 2007, 02:27:05 AM
21 Pages of proof that Smartypants is (acting like, at least) a

RETARD
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Misfortune on October 23, 2007, 06:07:02 AM
21 pages, still no RE response... so sad.
Smarticus' complete blindness = Proven.

Just give it up, you mister "Rain Falls Up".
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on October 23, 2007, 06:50:47 AM
I think the "Shoe results are in" thread was more retarded than this one.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 24, 2007, 07:26:42 AM
WE'VE BEEN RESPONDING!!!

I wasn't talking about the pretty little button that lets you type in retarded commentary. I was talking about an actual response to the op.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: divito the truthist on October 24, 2007, 07:37:40 AM
I love how everyone plays into his hands so easily. Come on people, brains are there to use from time to time.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on October 24, 2007, 07:49:12 AM
Official "RE Floating Oceans" Response

Why should the ocean's float?  Water has the same density as water, and will therefore float IN WATER.  Air is less dense than water and therefore water can not float on top of it.  Imagine a helicopter with a load of water, and it drops the load.  As the water comes out, the buoyancy force of the air is less than that of gravity pulling down on the group of water.  Meanwhile, within the load of water, water molecules are floating around, being buoyant.  However, the water as a whole cannot float because a less dense medium is under it and it begins to fall and it will keep falling until it meets a medium as dense or denser than itself.  This is ridiculus.  If this is true, a weight should not fall because the molecules in the weight are buoyant relative to themselves.  The only difference is that the medium of the weight is so dense that the particles cannot move very far unlike a liquid which is more fluid.

Think of a piece of wood.  The wood is less dense than water, so it floats.  However, once it reaches the top of the water, it stops because the buoyancy force is now equal.  The weight of the wood has been displaced, so it stops.  If it were to keep rising, the buoyancy force would be less than that of gravity and the wood would fall back to Earth.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 24, 2007, 08:07:29 AM
The water never leaves the water. So as long as it is buoyant within itself, it will float.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on October 24, 2007, 08:21:30 AM
This is hilarious, Narcberry has all of you well and truly wrapped around his little finger!

Kudos to you Narcberry, shame on everyone else who's argued.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 24, 2007, 08:30:30 AM
Err, zis Smarticus iz a retard, non?

The water is buoyant in itself, yes, it would float however the moment it leaves the seabed, air comes in to replace where the water has been. But, the air cannot support the water so it falls. Let us assume that your magical ocean has floated into the air. Let us theorise what would happen.
>Each water molecule is buoyant in water, so it can float.
>1.But, alas, the bottom layer of water molecules has no water below it, so has no buoyancy, so it falls.
>2.This exposes the next layer of water molecules, which have now lost the buoyancy of the lower layer. So, point 1. applies to it.
>3.This reasoning can be applied to every layer of water molecules, not only from the bottom but from the sides. So, the water would fall, layer by layer, back to earth.

So, your theory of floating oceans is flawed, because they could not stay afloat.

However, if this is too much for you to comprehend, it is provided in retard language below:
Quote
Arrgh! Uga uga! Big flying water! Big flying water floats in itself! But water at the bottom of big flying water fall down because there is not any water under big flying water. Big flying water not fly anymore, it just big water!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 24, 2007, 08:37:58 AM
So, according to popular RE theory, the oceans do not float away because air rushes in between the ocean and the seabed.

The moment it leaves the seabed, air comes in to replace where the water has been. But, the air cannot support the water so it falls.


The oceans lift up and air comes underneath. The oceans then fall down and air leaves. So the RE model claims the oceans are bouncing...


Not only are the oceans not bouncing, nor are their tremendous currents of air at our beaches, but even if there was air, the oceans still remain within themselves. They would still float away. That is unless the earth accelerates into the oceans.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Brennan on October 24, 2007, 09:51:36 AM
So, according to popular RE theory, the oceans do not float away because air rushes in between the ocean and the seabed.
No no no. The water cannot just rise up unless it can overcome the forces pushing it down. For that to happen the water would have to become less dense, by being heated for example, this would lower the gravitational force felt by that particular volume of water, whilst the buoyancy force exerted upon it by the surrounding cooler water remains the same and it would rise out of the cooler water around it, until coming to a higher region where the forces balance out again.

Please do not respond by saying that proves hot water floats around in the air. It would either rise to an equilibrium position or to the surface, where it cannot rise further as it is more dense than air and so if it tried to rise out of the water the gravitational force, being larger than the force of buoyancy of water in air would push it back down again.
The moment it leaves the seabed, air comes in to replace where the water has been. But, the air cannot support the water so it falls.
The oceans lift up and air comes underneath. The oceans then fall down and air leaves. So the RE model claims the oceans are bouncing...
Yes, yes that was a clumsy post, where's the air coming from Monsieur Bishop?
Not only are the oceans not bouncing, nor are their tremendous currents of air at our beaches, but even if there was air, the oceans still remain within themselves. They would still float away. That is unless the earth accelerates into the oceans.
Kindly answer one of the posts by myself or Trekkie, your responses are conspicuously absent.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on October 24, 2007, 11:14:39 AM
(http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/08/44/23324408.jpg)
(http://www.elandregistration.com/images/Head%20on%20Desk.jpg)
*headdesk*
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on October 24, 2007, 12:24:08 PM
MWAHAHAHAH! Dance my little puppets! DANCE!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Misfortune on October 24, 2007, 12:47:27 PM
WE'VE BEEN RESPONDING!!!

I wasn't talking about the pretty little button that lets you type in retarded commentary. I was talking about an actual response to the op.
XD for irony. Why don't you look at the mirror and think who's the reatrd here?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 24, 2007, 12:50:29 PM
XD for irony. Why don't you look at the mirror and think who's the reatrd here?

Yeah, who is the reatrd?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Misfortune on October 24, 2007, 12:56:12 PM
XD for irony. Why don't you look at the mirror and think who's the reatrd here?

Yeah, who is the reatrd?
You are the reatrd.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: ﮎingulaЯiτy on October 24, 2007, 01:28:09 PM
Narcberry. Weight is a measure of how much force an object exerts due to gravity. We cannot measure the acceleration of mass due to gravity of water in water because matter of the same density (water or not) prevents it from moving down further. Pressure is alleviated. Normal force prevents movement down but only with pressure of resistance. Try to push against a wall. The normal force against you only applies as long as you push. Stopping would not fling you across the room because it over powers you. No force exists to raise water against gravity except structural support or the normal force. Water in air has no support under it.

So seriously, JUST STOP TALKING and keep from embarrassing yourself more.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 24, 2007, 01:37:50 PM
Weight is a measure of how much force an object exerts due to gravity.

Or on the flat earth, it is the amount of force the earth exerts on an object by accelerating into it. So actually, if the earth is not accelerating, there is no weight. Thank you for pointing out that the RE model also believes all objects are weightless. Perhaps that is why pigs fly.

Thank you for shedding more light on your model.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on October 24, 2007, 01:58:30 PM
Weight is a measure of how much force an object exerts due to gravity.

Or on the flat earth, it is the amount of force the earth exerts on an object by accelerating into it. So actually, if the earth is not accelerating, there is no weight. Thank you for pointing out that the RE model also believes all objects are weightless. Perhaps that is why pigs fly.

Thank you for shedding more light on your model.
gravity exert objects to the earth which causes weight. Without gravity everything would be weightless.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: ﮎingulaЯiτy on October 24, 2007, 06:07:53 PM
Weight is a measure of how much force an object exerts due to gravity.

Or on the flat earth, it is the amount of force the earth exerts on an object by accelerating into it. So actually, if the earth is not accelerating, there is no weight. Thank you for pointing out that the RE model also believes all objects are weightless. Perhaps that is why pigs fly.

Thank you for shedding more light on your model.

It's an oversimplification. You seem to need those.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on October 24, 2007, 06:08:51 PM
I AN RETARD!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Captain Alitus on October 24, 2007, 06:13:34 PM
Weight is a measure of how much force an object exerts due to gravity.

Or on the flat earth, it is the amount of force the earth exerts on an object by accelerating into it. So actually, if the earth is not accelerating, there is no weight. Thank you for pointing out that the RE model also believes all objects are weightless. Perhaps that is why pigs fly.

Thank you for shedding more light on your model.
Yeah, but the earth isn't accelerating upward. There's gravity. Deal.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on October 24, 2007, 08:55:59 PM
So, according to popular RE theory, the oceans do not float away because air rushes in between the ocean and the seabed.

The moment it leaves the seabed, air comes in to replace where the water has been. But, the air cannot support the water so it falls.


The oceans lift up and air comes underneath. The oceans then fall down and air leaves. So the RE model claims the oceans are bouncing...


Not only are the oceans not bouncing, nor are their tremendous currents of air at our beaches, but even if there was air, the oceans still remain within themselves. They would still float away. That is unless the earth accelerates into the oceans.

My shit, Narc, you are as stupid as hell.
Because of this, the oceans won't rise at all.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on October 24, 2007, 09:04:51 PM
lol - "the oceans are bouncing" That's possibly the funniest line in existence.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on October 24, 2007, 09:07:03 PM
That's also why water falls.  Air is less dense, and it's trying to support the more dense oceans but can't and therefore collapses and the water takes the place of the air and continues to fall.


When water is resting, air isn't going to take the place of the water, it's less dense and is perfectly content sitting on the surface of the water.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Brennan on October 25, 2007, 01:12:16 AM
Thank you for pointing out that the RE model also believes all objects are weightless. Perhaps that is why pigs fly.

Thank you for shedding more light on your model.
And where the **** do you get that conclusion from? Really, this is just stupid. ::)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 25, 2007, 02:14:32 AM
Weight is a measure of how much force an object exerts due to gravity.

Or on the flat earth, it is the amount of force the earth exerts on an object by accelerating into it. So actually, if the earth is not accelerating, there is no weight. Thank you for pointing out that the RE model also believes all objects are weightless. Perhaps that is why pigs fly.

Thank you for shedding more light on your model.

Errr, point of advise, Smartypants, try reading up on RE theory and understanding it before trying to find faults. Now, go and rest, all these big words must be giving you a headache.

I was not saying the oceans are bouncing, (although I knew you'd tear that contorted statement out of what I said, you seem to be good at that.), I am stating that your theory is seriously flawed. Even if the oceans were to rise, they would only have to rise by the width of a molecule before they fell, so they could be bouncing, just not noticably. Of course, they aren't, because gravity pulls the water down.

However, in FE theory, since water is buoyant in itself, and there is no gravity, the oceans should float, by your reckoning, because the UA pushes on the Earth, Earth pushes on the air and the air pushes on the floating oceans. So, the oceans should by your logic float on FE and RE, they don't, so you are a retard.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 25, 2007, 05:43:19 PM
Oh so now your oceans stay put because the air pushes them?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on October 25, 2007, 05:59:20 PM
NO SHIT HEAD.


Why are they going to rise?

Gravity's pullin on 'em.
Air isn't going to hold it up.
Water don't float in air in it's normal state.

???
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: ﮎingulaЯiτy on October 25, 2007, 06:50:18 PM
Narc doesn't understand buoyancy.   ;D
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 26, 2007, 04:10:13 AM
Oh so now your oceans stay put because the air pushes them?

NO, Smartyc***, I'm saying your argument is retarded. The oceans either float in RE and FE, or neither. But, since you won't buy that simple logic, which has been well explained, I'm going in at your angle.

The oceans stay put because gravity pulls them down, and the seabed pushes them up with equal force. The air sits on top of the water, since it is less dense.

But, on FE, due to the lack of gravity, your logic states that oceans should float, for the reasons I posted earlier.

so, in summary:
Quote
> Oceans should not float on RE.
>Oceans should float on FE
>Oceans don't, so you are a retard.
>Since you are a retard, the Earth is round.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 26, 2007, 01:10:03 PM
Oh so now your oceans stay put because the air pushes them?

The oceans float in RE and FE

So you agree your model is wrong. Is this your sad attempt of trying to drag our model down with yours?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on October 26, 2007, 01:12:37 PM
Oh so now your oceans stay put because the air pushes them?
NO, Smartyc***, I'm saying your argument is retarded. The oceans either float in RE and FE, or neither. But, since you won't buy that simple logic, which has been well explained, I'm going in at your angle.

The oceans stay put because gravity pulls them down, and the seabed pushes them up with equal force. The air sits on top of the water, since it is less dense.

But, on FE, due to the lack of gravity, your logic states that oceans should float, for the reasons I posted earlier.

So you agree your model is wrong. Is this your sad attempt of trying to drag our model down with yours?
You missed the bolded text. Then again all I could see is the underlined text.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Username on October 26, 2007, 01:18:34 PM
Oh so now your oceans stay put because the air pushes them?

The oceans float in RE and FE

So you agree your model is wrong. Is this your sad attempt of trying to drag our model down with yours?
lawl
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 26, 2007, 02:35:50 PM
Oh so now your oceans stay put because the air pushes them?

The oceans float in RE and FE

So you agree my model is wrong, and I am a retard. This is my sad attempt of trying to drag your model down with mine, I tried to prove I had more than three braincells and failed.

Well, Narc, there's hope for you yet. You are finally accepting the fact you are a retard and your argument is shit.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: ChiefConspirator on October 26, 2007, 03:51:59 PM
Acceptance is the first step to recovery. We're all behind you, narc.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on October 26, 2007, 04:36:52 PM
1. Admit that you are powerless over stupidity, that your like has become unmanageable.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Torn Bishop on October 26, 2007, 06:24:48 PM
1. Admit that you are powerless over stupidity, that your like has become unmanageable.
2.
(http://lifeisaroad.com/images/darkside.jpg)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 29, 2007, 11:56:21 AM
If only science were a popularity contest, you guys might stand a chance.

On another note, why is being wrong so popular?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Misfortune on October 29, 2007, 01:01:50 PM
By changing the subject i assume that you admit your defeat. (It's about time you ignorant pig did something right!)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Username on October 29, 2007, 01:42:55 PM
By changing the subject i assume that you admit your defeat.

How is that again?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Misfortune on October 29, 2007, 01:52:51 PM
By changing the subject i assume that you admit your defeat.

How is that again?
If you're not happy with it, i'm glad to wait him to spread out his total BS - again.

But it's pointless. Even though Smartiass doesn't say it, i think we all know that RE has won this one.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Username on October 29, 2007, 01:57:12 PM
Well no, neither has, its completely unrelated to whether the earth is flat or not despite what Narc says
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Viva La Relativity on October 30, 2007, 02:55:29 AM
The fact this managed to go on for 23 pages is a sad indictment of everyone involved.
23 pages of repeating the same argument to some idiot too blind, stupid and/or stubborn to realise that what he is saying is completely flawed.
The oceans do not float. W = mg, if it has a mass and there is gravity it will have a weight.
All this proves is that Smarticus is an idiot and we have too much time on our hands to waste it by trying to convince an idiot of what he blindly refuses to believe.
The earth is not flat, and the oceans do not float.
And I am aware of the irony of saying that this 23 page thread is a sad indictment of all involved and it proves we have too much time and them posting on it myself.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on October 30, 2007, 04:14:40 AM
The fact this managed to go on for 23 pages is a sad indictment of everyone involved.
23 pages of repeating the same argument to some idiot too blind, stupid and/or stubborn to realise that what he is saying is completely flawed.
The oceans do not float. W = mg, if it has a mass and there is gravity it will have a weight.
All this proves is that Smarticus is an idiot and we have too much time on our hands to waste it by trying to convince an idiot of what he blindly refuses to believe.
The earth is not flat, and the oceans do not float.
And I am aware of the irony of saying that this 23 page thread is a sad indictment of all involved and it proves we have too much time and them posting on it myself.


damn, I was gonna quote you for irony, but you covered your tracks. I essentially agree.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 30, 2007, 04:24:50 AM
If only science were a popularity contest, you guys might stand a chance.

On another note, why is being wrong so popular?

If only science was based on religion, then FE might stand a chance. Unfortunately fro you being wrong is not popular. Not being completely stupid is.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 30, 2007, 08:46:06 AM
fro you being wrong is not popular. Not being completely stupid is.

RE wisdom im sure.








But seriously, I raised a challenge to all RE'ers and none came through. How then have I been proven wrong? If anything, RE'ers lack of success proves me right.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Misfortune on October 30, 2007, 10:59:00 AM
But seriously, I raised a challenge to all RE'ers and none came through. How then have I been proven wrong? If anything, RE'ers lack of success proves me right.
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?

WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOUR ASSTARDNESS FOR THE PAST 23 PAGES?

YOU haven't responded, YOU are like you don't seem to know what's going on. You just say "So you admit your model is wrong" not caring about rest of the post. And just some pages ago your response to Trekky's very clear and easy to understand explanation was "Wrong", and you did not provide any evidence or even your bullshit theories of WHY is it wrong.

Why has "none came through" is because you're an idiot with no skills of seeing things (I actually wonder if you can read at all) and because you're plain stupid.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 30, 2007, 03:03:10 PM
Is your temper tantrum supposed to distract us from the fact that no RE'er has fulfilled my challenge?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: ChiefConspirator on October 30, 2007, 03:40:05 PM
Oh boy. I really like this thread. I feel like taking my turn at trying to word the explanation for this, even though it was obvious right off the bat what this thread really was.

Narc, how about this line of reasoning.

If a weightless collection of water molecules did float off the ocean floor, in the way you describe, what would take the space directly underneath them?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 30, 2007, 03:43:04 PM
Oh boy. I really like this thread. I feel like taking my turn at trying to word the explanation for this, even though it was obvious right off the bat what this thread really was.

Narc, how about this line of reasoning.

If a weightless collection of water molecules did float off the ocean floor, in the way you describe, what would take the space directly underneath them?

Probably more water
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 30, 2007, 03:44:02 PM
But seriously, I raised a challenge to all RE'ers and none came through. How then have I been proven wrong? If anything, RE'ers lack of success proves me right.
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?

WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOUR ASSTARDNESS FOR THE PAST 23 PAGES?

YOU haven't responded, YOU are like you don't seem to know what's going on. You just say "So you admit your model is wrong" not caring about rest of the post. And just some pages ago your response to Trekky's very clear and easy to understand explanation was "Wrong", and you did not provide any evidence or even your bullshit theories of WHY is it wrong.

Why has "none came through" is because you're an idiot with no skills of seeing things (I actually wonder if you can read at all) and because you're plain stupid.

Seriously, stop trying. If Narc hasn't got it yet, he never will.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 30, 2007, 03:44:43 PM
Oh boy. I really like this thread. I feel like taking my turn at trying to word the explanation for this, even though it was obvious right off the bat what this thread really was.

Narc, how about this line of reasoning.

If a weightless collection of water molecules did float off the ocean floor, in the way you describe, what would take the space directly underneath them?

Probably more water

Jesus Christ, please deliver us.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Marinade on October 30, 2007, 03:48:01 PM
Oh boy. I really like this thread. I feel like taking my turn at trying to word the explanation for this, even though it was obvious right off the bat what this thread really was.

Narc, how about this line of reasoning.

If a weightless collection of water molecules did float off the ocean floor, in the way you describe, what would take the space directly underneath them?

Probably more water

So what replaces it when there is no water left and the whole ocean is floating?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Iskaros on October 30, 2007, 03:49:47 PM
Let us consider the RE model, and please no giggling.

Their oceans. Consider a molecule of water anywhere in the ocean.

How much does this water molecule weigh?
How much volume does this water molecule displace?

What then is its buoyancy force?

Go ahead, figure it out... okay be lazy and I'll explain it. Every molecule in the ocean is perfectly buoyant. That is to say the buoyancy force is exactly opposite to the gravity force on it. This means the oceans are free from gravity.

Perplexed? Of course you are, you have never seen our oceans floating around our world like giant liquid clouds. They fill their container, starting from the lowest possible point. This can only be if the container is pushed into them. The earth MUST be accelerating into our oceans to prevent them from floating away.


Another victory for FE!!!

It is not free from gravity but gravity works differently in water
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: ChiefConspirator on October 30, 2007, 03:49:51 PM
Probably more water

Then it wouldn't be floating in the way you describe.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 30, 2007, 03:53:04 PM
Probably more water

Then it wouldn't be floating in the way you describe.

Sure it would, and no RE'er can contest it without becoming enraged and speaking in tongues. You are a funny lot.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: ChiefConspirator on October 30, 2007, 03:53:36 PM
Perplexed? Of course you are, you have never seen our oceans floating around our world like giant liquid clouds.

If water molecules were floating "like giant liquid clouds," I understand that to mean that, like clouds, there's air beneath them. Is that not what you meant?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 30, 2007, 03:55:13 PM
Perplexed? Of course you are, you have never seen our oceans floating around our world like giant liquid clouds.

If water molecules were floating "like giant liquid clouds," I understand that to mean that, like clouds, there's air beneath them. Is that not what you meant?

I never specified what was beneath the oceanic clouds since the RE model had already been shown to be so absurd that such details were not worth exploring. I'm sorry.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 30, 2007, 03:56:54 PM
Boy, he just don't geddit do 'e?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: ChiefConspirator on October 30, 2007, 03:57:58 PM
I never specified what was beneath the oceanic clouds since the RE model had already been shown to be so absurd that such details were not worth exploring. I'm sorry.

Ok. That clears up that misunderstanding. Apology accepted. Is it clear now, that such details are worth exploring?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 30, 2007, 03:59:00 PM
Is it clear now, that such details are worth exploring?

No. The earth does not have floating oceans. It is safe to not explore the RE model any further.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: ChiefConspirator on October 30, 2007, 04:00:09 PM
No. The earth does not have floating oceans.

Oh but they do. You're absolutely right. Water does, in fact, float in water, as you pointed out many times.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 30, 2007, 04:00:43 PM
Smarticus, I am beyond the point of trying to convince you. I'm just going to let you continue your dellusion while the rest of us debate the actual theory.

Smarticus, the next Tom Bishop??
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on October 30, 2007, 04:02:09 PM
No. The earth does not have floating oceans.

Oh but they do. You're absolutely right. Water does, in fact, float in water, as you pointed out many times.

And is held in it's container since the container accelerates into it.

HUZZAH Another victory for FE!!!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: ChiefConspirator on October 30, 2007, 04:04:14 PM
No. The earth does not have floating oceans.

Oh but they do. You're absolutely right. Water does, in fact, float in water, as you pointed out many times.

And is held in it's container since the container accelerates into it.

So you agree the earth has floating oceans. Is that correct?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 30, 2007, 04:05:36 PM
No. The earth does not have floating oceans.

Oh but they do. You're absolutely right. Water does, in fact, float in water, as you pointed out many times.

And is held in it's container since the container accelerates into it.

HUZZAH Another victory for FE!!!

Or because it is accelerated into the container by graivitation.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on October 30, 2007, 07:11:39 PM
Shit, Narcbery is stupid.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: TheEngineer on October 30, 2007, 07:39:20 PM
It is not free from gravity but gravity works differently in water
Best post of this entire thread.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Iskaros on October 30, 2007, 07:45:43 PM
It is not free from gravity but gravity works differently in water
Best post of this entire thread.

That's what you get when you ask parents for back up
(never doing that again)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on October 30, 2007, 07:57:22 PM
It is not free from gravity but gravity works differently in water
Best post of this entire thread.

It's sort of true.  The buoyant force counteracts the gravitational force.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: TheEngineer on October 30, 2007, 08:09:23 PM
If that was the case, you could say 'gravity' works differently on the ground than it does on an airplane. 
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on October 30, 2007, 09:07:51 PM
It doesn't exactly "work differently", but it does have a different effect in different mediums.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: TheEngineer on October 30, 2007, 09:24:35 PM
Example?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on October 30, 2007, 09:58:27 PM
Helium balloon and rock: Fall at same speed in vacuum.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: TheEngineer on October 30, 2007, 10:49:11 PM
So, how does that indicate that 'gravity' works differently in air than it does in a vacuum?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: providence on October 30, 2007, 11:13:43 PM
Wow was doing a school project on flat earth vs round earth, and was reading through the forum, when i found this interesting topic, and had to register lol

well anyways flat earth society almost had me there, because I was just reading and the argument that the round earth people gave were the same thing and they really did not refute this at all.

Ok, this is what I think.

I totally agree with smarticus when he said water is weightless in water, but for that to actually make the water fly around it  means that the the condition of water having to be in water has to be met at all times.

If we assume that the water does float because it is not affected by gravity, as soon as the part of the water start flying off, the outside is exposed from water and is not weightless anymore, meaning that gravity starts to work on the water again. Assuming that what smarticus said is true (which i am assuming) giant body of water still does not fly because every time it affect of gravity get canceled by buoyancy force and start to fly, the molecules that seperate from the other water molecule get affected by gravity instantaneously.

Which is my conclusion :P  thus this argument cannot be used against re  cause it has a flaw xD (and yes my english is bad gosh ...)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Jack on October 30, 2007, 11:15:36 PM
Wow was doing a school project on flat earth vs round earth,

Your school must be part of the conspiracy. Watch out.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: providence on October 31, 2007, 12:43:01 AM
lol  prolly  my horrible English confused you, but what i just now said was that what smarticus says may be true in one aspect but it is not in another.

Yeah so i was siding the RE :P cause even if water has 0 weight in water it does not make large bodies of water float
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Jack on October 31, 2007, 12:46:34 AM
No problem.

Water doesn't float. Smarticus is just having fun. However, some people fall for it, which is why this thread is over 25 pages now.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 31, 2007, 04:22:58 AM
Yep. Smarticus can't be that retarded, seriously.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Iskaros on October 31, 2007, 05:19:20 AM
Ah Ha OK then its not that gravity works differently in water, the thing is the water is denser then we and many other things are so that makes us float on the water the same reason helium balloons rise. Water is heavier then air so it falls. Helium is lighter than air so it rises. But as i said before water is denser then we are some we float.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on October 31, 2007, 05:29:55 AM
Ah Ha OK then its not that gravity works differently in water, the thing is the water is denser then we and many other things are so that makes us float on the water the same reason helium balloons rise. Water is heavier then air so it falls. Helium is lighter than air so it rises. But as i said before water is denser then we are some we float.

err, no we don't. Unless we can swim, we sink. Unless we're in the dead sea.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Iskaros on October 31, 2007, 05:40:51 AM
I meant that humans can float ok.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on October 31, 2007, 05:54:16 AM
but we don't. Otherwise we wouldn't drown.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 31, 2007, 06:05:41 AM
We are roughly the same density as water. Wood is less dense, so floats, because it's weight is less than the water it displaces.

However, floating ocean theory = retarded.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on October 31, 2007, 06:09:03 AM
i know this. But try laying in a swimming pool on your back, without moving your body and let me know if you sink. Trust me, you will.

If I remember correctly, the reason dead bodies float is something to do with the body becoming bloated by something or other. I really don't know, it's just an outlandish claim with no evidence.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on October 31, 2007, 06:15:52 AM
So, how does that indicate that 'gravity' works differently in air than it does in a vacuum?

It doesn't, but someone who did not know about gravity would say: "Oh!  Look!  The force that makes the rock fall makes the balloon go up!   That force must have a different effect on it!"

It doesn't, gravity is always the same, but the air counteracts gravity and "pushes" the balloon up, therefore the medium is sort of changing the effect of gravity on the object.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 31, 2007, 06:17:35 AM
i know this. But try laying in a swimming pool on your back, without moving your body and let me know if you sink. Trust me, you will.

If I remember correctly, the reason dead bodies float is something to do with the body becoming bloated by something or other. I really don't know, it's just an outlandish claim with no evidence.

It's to do with bacteria in the body breaking down dead tissue and producing gas, which becomes trapped. This increases the volume without increasing the weight much, so the density is reduced, hence floating.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Gabe on October 31, 2007, 10:25:08 AM
Let's see if we can make this 26 pages long.  ;)
As sort of a tribute to Smartypant's ignorance.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 31, 2007, 10:44:12 AM
Smarticus is way smarter than all of you
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Misfortune on October 31, 2007, 10:45:42 AM
Smarticus is way smarter than all of you
LOL!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 31, 2007, 10:46:50 AM
He is a legend and a god
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 31, 2007, 11:33:57 AM
He is pretty smart, apparently.

Page 26!!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Gabe on October 31, 2007, 12:44:37 PM
:o Gen. Gayer, are you serious? Consider that Smarticus thinks oceans would float into the air against the force of gravity. That's mean to say he's higher up on the chain of intelligence.  :(
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on October 31, 2007, 12:47:03 PM
Just because he says he thinks oceans float, doesn;t mean he actually does.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on October 31, 2007, 12:48:45 PM
EVERYONE STOP! Just stop posting! Narc is just using us in his game of chess. Where all his pawns and he the queen!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Gabe on October 31, 2007, 01:04:54 PM
Your face is squished.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: ChiefConspirator on October 31, 2007, 01:36:25 PM
EVERYONE STOP! Just stop posting! Narc is just using us in his game of chess. Where all his pawns and he the queen!

Must..........not.............post...............AARGHHasdaweqwregfasd*^&*&#$....No...no...it's too powerful. Anyway, he stopped posting as "Smarticus" so we can just relax now.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 31, 2007, 03:37:11 PM
:o Gen. Gayer, are you serious? Consider that Smarticus thinks oceans would float into the air against the force of gravity. That's mean to say he's higher up on the chain of intelligence.  :(

Am I ever serious?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Wakka Wakka on October 31, 2007, 03:47:04 PM
Give it up for Smarticus for the best bullshit forum i have ever read!!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on October 31, 2007, 03:48:05 PM
woo someone gets it!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on October 31, 2007, 03:50:00 PM
Give it up for Smarticus for the best bullshit forum i have ever read!!
I SAID STOP POSTING!!! Narc is the queen and we're the pawns in his sick, sick, sick game of cheese.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Iskaros on October 31, 2007, 06:23:58 PM
but we don't. Otherwise we wouldn't drown.

CAN key word CAN Humans can float that doesn't mean all of us do though.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Misfortune on November 01, 2007, 12:20:21 AM
Give it up for Smarticus for the best bullshit forum i have ever read!!
I SAID STOP POSTING!!! Narc is the queen and we're the pawns in his sick, sick, sick game of cheese.
l0l smarticus is a girl


*cough* Sorry, i have to :(
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 01, 2007, 01:35:33 AM
Narc is a girl silly
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 01, 2007, 08:34:25 AM
Wow was doing a school project on flat earth vs round earth, and was reading through the forum, when i found this interesting topic, and had to register lol

well anyways flat earth society almost had me there, because I was just reading and the argument that the round earth people gave were the same thing and they really did not refute this at all.

Ok, this is what I think.

I totally agree with smarticus when he said water is weightless in water, but for that to actually make the water fly around it  means that the the condition of water having to be in water has to be met at all times.

If we assume that the water does float because it is not affected by gravity, as soon as the part of the water start flying off, the outside is exposed from water and is not weightless anymore, meaning that gravity starts to work on the water again. Assuming that what smarticus said is true (which i am assuming) giant body of water still does not fly because every time it affect of gravity get canceled by buoyancy force and start to fly, the molecules that seperate from the other water molecule get affected by gravity instantaneously.

Which is my conclusion :P  thus this argument cannot be used against re  cause it has a flaw xD (and yes my english is bad gosh ...)

This is the same contention all RE'ers have. Sadly, when the oceans float they remain within themselves. So yes, this condition would always be met. I challenged RE'ers to show otherwise and I have yet to see any evidence of a single molecule of water within the oceans that is not, within the oceans. The second RE'ers realize that all water within the oceans are, by definition, within the oceans; they will see why the oceans MUST float on the RE model.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 01, 2007, 08:57:04 AM
but we don't. Otherwise we wouldn't drown.

CAN key word CAN Humans can float that doesn't mean all of us do though.

No, we can only float by using our bodies to displace the water (correct terminology?). We do not float because we are less dense than it.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 01, 2007, 09:03:32 AM
I can float on my back. Or with those foam toys. Either way you're wrong.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 01, 2007, 09:05:59 AM
No, I'm not.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 01, 2007, 09:10:45 AM
No, I'm not.

You are so offtopic, and still wrong. All RE'ers are alike: wrong and not even talking about the right thing.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 01, 2007, 09:13:34 AM
I'm not the one who went offtopic.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 01, 2007, 09:24:18 AM
I'm not the one who went offtopic.

Ye olde be more wrong to prove your weren't wrong method?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 01, 2007, 09:48:17 AM
I'm not wrong. Why don't you prove that I'm wrong?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 01, 2007, 09:50:16 AM
I'm not wrong. Why don't you prove that I'm wrong?

Are you an RE'er?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 01, 2007, 09:52:01 AM
I do not support any view in particular.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: klukesauser on November 01, 2007, 11:14:15 AM
The entire concept of FE is absolutely ridiculous. Smarticus, your concept of water being weightless in water is entirely wrong and misinterpreted physics. Water is only "weightless" in water because of something called pressure. States of matter, liquid in this case, have different properties to them. Oceans stay in their basins because of GRAVITY. If you blend up enough apples, they will fill up a basin like water the same as solid apples. Gravity is not constituted of acceleration from the earth flying uncontrollably through space. State your rebbutals and prepare to be owned like a fat kid in a marathon.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: TheEngineer on November 01, 2007, 11:24:21 AM
Gravity does not exist.

Rebut.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 01, 2007, 11:31:54 AM
Smarticus, your concept of water being weightless in water is entirely wrong and misinterpreted physics.

Perhaps you should tell your RE buddies that agree.

As for your insistance, how much does a pint of water weigh in water?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Misfortune on November 01, 2007, 01:12:20 PM
I'm not wrong. Why don't you prove that I'm wrong?

Are you an RE'er?
And instead of actually answering his question, you decided to leave it out of the conversation, causing so called "off-topic".

IRONY
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on November 01, 2007, 01:13:30 PM
Nooo! Narc! Don't make me lose this bet!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 01, 2007, 01:27:43 PM
I'm not wrong. Why don't you prove that I'm wrong?

Are you an RE'er?
And instead of actually answering his question, you decided to leave it out of the conversation, causing so called "off-topic".

IRONY

You're not the sharpest RE'er, so let me spell this out for you. He asked for proof he was wrong. I asked if he was an RE'er, because that is, by definition, being wrong. He understood this and then lied. So both he and I know he was wrong. You still need a verbal explanation, so I point you in this direction. No, you're other this direction. FFS, just read the quote you effing RE moron.

I don't think the earth is flat.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Misfortune on November 01, 2007, 01:40:39 PM
Are you saying that "Are you an RE'er?" is a proper answer for "Why don't you prove that I'm wrong?"

Moron.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 01, 2007, 01:43:21 PM
Are you saying that "Are you an RE'er?" is a proper answer for "Why don't you prove that I'm wrong?"

Moron.

No, more it's more like the question, "Are you wrong?" Hardly out of the line of reasonable questioning.

Anyhow, for the RE'ers with firing neurons:
Wow was doing a school project on flat earth vs round earth, and was reading through the forum, when i found this interesting topic, and had to register lol

well anyways flat earth society almost had me there, because I was just reading and the argument that the round earth people gave were the same thing and they really did not refute this at all.

Ok, this is what I think.

I totally agree with smarticus when he said water is weightless in water, but for that to actually make the water fly around it  means that the the condition of water having to be in water has to be met at all times.

If we assume that the water does float because it is not affected by gravity, as soon as the part of the water start flying off, the outside is exposed from water and is not weightless anymore, meaning that gravity starts to work on the water again. Assuming that what smarticus said is true (which i am assuming) giant body of water still does not fly because every time it affect of gravity get canceled by buoyancy force and start to fly, the molecules that seperate from the other water molecule get affected by gravity instantaneously.

Which is my conclusion :P  thus this argument cannot be used against re  cause it has a flaw xD (and yes my english is bad gosh ...)

This is the same contention all RE'ers have. Sadly, when the oceans float they remain within themselves. So yes, this condition would always be met. I challenged RE'ers to show otherwise and I have yet to see any evidence of a single molecule of water within the oceans that is not, within the oceans. The second RE'ers realize that all water within the oceans are, by definition, within the oceans; they will see why the oceans MUST float on the RE model.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Misfortune on November 01, 2007, 01:47:32 PM
Are you saying that "Are you an RE'er?" is a proper answer for "Why don't you prove that I'm wrong?"

Moron.

No, more it's more like the question, "Are you wrong?" Hardly out of the line of reasonable questioning.

So you admit that it was off-topic at the present time.

ANOTHER VICTORY FOR RE!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 01, 2007, 01:50:51 PM
Are you saying that "Are you an RE'er?" is a proper answer for "Why don't you prove that I'm wrong?"

Moron.

No, more it's more like the question, "Are you wrong?" Hardly out of the line of reasonable questioning.

So you admit that it was off-topic at the present time.

ANOTHER VICTORY FOR RE!




Speaking of floating oceans:

Wow was doing a school project on flat earth vs round earth, and was reading through the forum, when i found this interesting topic, and had to register lol

well anyways flat earth society almost had me there, because I was just reading and the argument that the round earth people gave were the same thing and they really did not refute this at all.

Ok, this is what I think.

I totally agree with smarticus when he said water is weightless in water, but for that to actually make the water fly around it  means that the the condition of water having to be in water has to be met at all times.

If we assume that the water does float because it is not affected by gravity, as soon as the part of the water start flying off, the outside is exposed from water and is not weightless anymore, meaning that gravity starts to work on the water again. Assuming that what smarticus said is true (which i am assuming) giant body of water still does not fly because every time it affect of gravity get canceled by buoyancy force and start to fly, the molecules that seperate from the other water molecule get affected by gravity instantaneously.

Which is my conclusion :P  thus this argument cannot be used against re  cause it has a flaw xD (and yes my english is bad gosh ...)

This is the same contention all RE'ers have. Sadly, when the oceans float they remain within themselves. So yes, this condition would always be met. I challenged RE'ers to show otherwise and I have yet to see any evidence of a single molecule of water within the oceans that is not, within the oceans. The second RE'ers realize that all water within the oceans are, by definition, within the oceans; they will see why the oceans MUST float on the RE model.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 01, 2007, 01:52:29 PM
I'm not wrong. Why don't you prove that I'm wrong?

Are you an RE'er?
And instead of actually answering his question, you decided to leave it out of the conversation, causing so called "off-topic".

IRONY

You're not the sharpest RE'er, so let me spell this out for you. He asked for proof he was wrong. I asked if he was an RE'er, because that is, by definition, being wrong. He understood this and then lied. So both he and I know he was wrong. You still need a verbal explanation, so I point you in this direction. No, you're other this direction. FFS, just read the quote you effing RE moron.

I don't think the earth is flat.

I didn't want to bait myself into your stupid trap. But the oceans do not float, because they rest on the ocean bed. Go to the bottom of it and check for yourself.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 01, 2007, 01:53:31 PM
Are you saying the bottomost water molecules aren't bouyant?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Misfortune on November 01, 2007, 01:55:25 PM
Smarticus, do this little experiment:

1) Get a bowl.
2) Fill it with water.
3) Put some more water, just in case.
4) See if it floats.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 01, 2007, 02:00:50 PM
Smarticus, do this little experiment:

1) Get a bowl.
2) Fill it with water.
3) Put some more water, just in case.
4) See if it floats.

How scientific. You don't have any requirements of the bowl? It seems that this whole thread is about floating oceans, not floating bowls. Thanks for being an idiot though.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 01, 2007, 02:03:22 PM
Are you saying the bottomost water molecules aren't bouyant?

There are no bottomost water molecules, with it being a fluid, the bottomost molecules will constantly be changing, but the fluid rests upon the ocean floor.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 01, 2007, 02:10:06 PM
Are you saying the bottomost water molecules aren't bouyant?

There are no bottomost water molecules, with it being a fluid, the bottomost molecules will constantly be changing, but the fluid rests upon the ocean floor.

Let's skip a few pages in this thread. I've gone ahead and filled in the answers for you.

Are water molecules buoyant in water? Yes
What is the effective weight of a water molecule in water? 0 kg.
Is this true of all molecules in the ocean? Yes
How many molecules of water are there in the ocean? Like a whole bunch
What is the effective weight of the ocean? 0 kg * Like a whole bunch, or 0 kg.
So the RE oceans are free to float away? Yes.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 01, 2007, 02:16:46 PM
Are you saying the bottomost water molecules aren't bouyant?

There are no bottomost water molecules, with it being a fluid, the bottomost molecules will constantly be changing, but the fluid rests upon the ocean floor.

Let's skip a few pages in this thread. I've gone ahead and filled in the answers for you.

Are water molecules buoyant in water? Yes
What is the effective weight of a water molecule in water? 0 kg.
Is this true of all molecules in the ocean? Yes
How many molecules of water are there in the ocean? Like a whole bunch
What is the effective weight of the ocean? 0 kg * Like a whole bunch, or 0 kg.
So the RE oceans are free to float away? Yes.


You're missing the point. As a fluid, the entire ocean acts like a single object. The properties of the single molecules do not make up the properties of the whole thing. Because 1 molecule of water is bouyant in itself, doesn't matter. The same is true of every fluid, but every fluid has weight.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Misfortune on November 01, 2007, 02:18:30 PM
Smarticus, do this little experiment:

1) Get a bowl.
2) Fill it with water.
3) Put some more water, just in case.
4) See if it floats.

How scientific. You don't have any requirements of the bowl? It seems that this whole thread is about floating oceans, not floating bowls. Thanks for being an idiot though.
It's still enough to prove your theory wrong.

If the water doesn't float from the bowl, then oceans mustn't float either.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 01, 2007, 02:52:44 PM
So you're saying oceans ignore the attributes of their composing parts and create attributes of their own?

I was under the impression that the oceans only act as the sum of their parts. Does this mean we can ignore everything we know about elementary particles?


The longer we have this conversation, the dumber you RE'ers get.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 01, 2007, 02:54:35 PM
Smarticus, do this little experiment:

1) Get a bowl.
2) Fill it with water.
3) Put some more water, just in case.
4) See if it floats.

How scientific. You don't have any requirements of the bowl? It seems that this whole thread is about floating oceans, not floating bowls. Thanks for being an idiot though.
It's still enough to prove your theory wrong.

If the water doesn't float from the bowl, then oceans mustn't float either.

I guess you skipped the part of this thread that required reading.

On a flat earth, the earth accelerates into the oceans. The earth would also accelerate into water within bowls.

This whole thread shows that water will float in the RE model, and that it does not. Your experiment only further proves my point, the FE model and your inability to pick your own side. Thanks, once more, for being an idiot.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 01, 2007, 02:55:36 PM
So you're saying oceans ignore the attributes of their composing parts and create attributes of their own?

I was under the impression that the oceans only act as the sum of their parts. Does this mean we can ignore everything we know about elementary particles?


The longer we have this conversation, the dumber you RE'ers get.

Why don't you read about fluid dynamics. Then get back to me.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 01, 2007, 03:01:12 PM
So you're saying oceans ignore the attributes of their composing parts and create attributes of their own?

I was under the impression that the oceans only act as the sum of their parts. Does this mean we can ignore everything we know about elementary particles?


The longer we have this conversation, the dumber you RE'ers get.

Why don't you read about fluid dynamics. Then get back to me.

Fluid dynamicists agree, even fluids are composed of more elementary particles. They go further in their agreement that the weight of any quantity of any fluid is the sum of all the molecules composing that fluid.

Why don't you read about fluid dynamics. Then get back to me.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 01, 2007, 03:04:03 PM
So you're saying oceans ignore the attributes of their composing parts and create attributes of their own?

I was under the impression that the oceans only act as the sum of their parts. Does this mean we can ignore everything we know about elementary particles?


The longer we have this conversation, the dumber you RE'ers get.

Why don't you read about fluid dynamics. Then get back to me.

Fluid dynamicists agree, even fluids are composed of more elementary particles. They go further in their agreement that the weight of any quantity of any fluid is the sum of all the molecules composing that fluid.

Why don't you read about fluid dynamics. Then get back to me.

I never disputed that. But every molecule in a fluid is bouyant inside the fluid. That's what the definition of a fluid is, the particles are free to move around in it.

Why do you read some more about fluid dynamics. Then get back to me.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: ChiefConspirator on November 01, 2007, 03:06:09 PM
No. The earth does not have floating oceans.

Oh but they do. You're absolutely right. Water does, in fact, float in water, as you pointed out many times.

And is held in it's container since the container accelerates into it.

You never answered my question, Narc.

Here it is one more time:

So you agree the earth has floating oceans. Is that correct?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 01, 2007, 03:09:07 PM
I never disputed that. But every molecule in a fluid is bouyant inside the fluid. That's what the definition of a fluid is, the particles are free to move around in it.

Why do you read some more about fluid dynamics. Then get back to me.

So you agree the oceans should float in RE.


You also think I need to learn more about fluid dynamics, yet agree with everything I've said.


Which side are you on, exactly?


No. The earth does not have floating oceans.

Oh but they do. You're absolutely right. Water does, in fact, float in water, as you pointed out many times.

And is held in it's container since the container accelerates into it.

You never answered my question, Narc.

Here it is one more time:

So you agree the earth has floating oceans. Is that correct?

Yeah, there's like 28 pages to this thread. Nowhere have I said the earth has floating oceans. Many times I've said the RE model predicts floating oceans. Seriously, are you all this dumb?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: ChiefConspirator on November 01, 2007, 03:15:01 PM
If a weightless collection of water molecules did float off the ocean floor, in the way you describe, what would take the space directly underneath them?

Probably more water

Then it wouldn't be floating in the way you describe.

Sure it would, and no RE'er can contest it without becoming enraged and speaking in tongues. You are a funny lot.

Perplexed? Of course you are, you have never seen our oceans floating around our world like giant liquid clouds.

If water molecules were floating "like giant liquid clouds," I understand that to mean that, like clouds, there's air beneath them. Is that not what you meant?

I never specified what was beneath the oceanic clouds since the RE model had already been shown to be so absurd that such details were not worth exploring. I'm sorry.

Ok. That clears up that misunderstanding. Apology accepted. Is it clear now, that such details are worth exploring?

No. The earth does not have floating oceans. It is safe to not explore the RE model any further.

Oh but they do. You're absolutely right. Water does, in fact, float in water, as you pointed out many times.

And is held in it's container since the container accelerates into it.

HUZZAH Another victory for FE!!!

By declaring victory here in the way you did, you implicitly agreed with the statement preceeding it. You agreed the world has floating oceans.

Regardless of whether you agree or not, by your definition, there are plenty of places in the RE-world where we have floating oceans. This is clear. In fact, you went out of your way to make it clear, Narc.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 01, 2007, 03:20:49 PM
I never disputed that. But every molecule in a fluid is bouyant inside the fluid. That's what the definition of a fluid is, the particles are free to move around in it.

Why do you read some more about fluid dynamics. Then get back to me.

So you agree the oceans should float in RE.


You also think I need to learn more about fluid dynamics, yet agree with everything I've said.


Which side are you on, exactly?


No. The earth does not have floating oceans.

Oh but they do. You're absolutely right. Water does, in fact, float in water, as you pointed out many times.

And is held in it's container since the container accelerates into it.

You never answered my question, Narc.

Here it is one more time:

So you agree the earth has floating oceans. Is that correct?

Yeah, there's like 28 pages to this thread. Nowhere have I said the earth has floating oceans. Many times I've said the RE model predicts floating oceans. Seriously, are you all this dumb?


I do not agree that the oceans should float.

I'll break it down for you in simple steps:

1) Any molecule in a fluid has mass.
2) Any molecule in a fluid is free to move around in the fluid.
3) The total mass of the fluid is the sum of the masses of all of the molecules.
4) On an 'RE' this mass is affected by the Earths Gravitational field, and thus, the oceans do not float.

The End.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 01, 2007, 03:24:08 PM
@Chief, try reading that again while walking into busy traffic.

I do not agree that the oceans should float.

I'll break it down for you in simple steps:

1) Any molecule in a fluid has mass.
2) Any molecule in a fluid is free to move around in the fluid.
3) The total mass of the fluid is the sum of the masses of all of the molecules.
4) On an 'RE' this mass is affected by the Earths Gravitational field, and thus, the oceans do not float.

The End.

So every molecule in the oceans is free to float away, but not the oceans?



I'm going to do RE a big favor and wait for someone else to argue your points for you guys. Seriously, you're making yourselves look dumber than dumb.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 01, 2007, 03:31:56 PM
@Chief, try reading that again while walking into busy traffic.

I do not agree that the oceans should float.

I'll break it down for you in simple steps:

1) Any molecule in a fluid has mass.
2) Any molecule in a fluid is free to move around in the fluid.
3) The total mass of the fluid is the sum of the masses of all of the molecules.
4) On an 'RE' this mass is affected by the Earths Gravitational field, and thus, the oceans do not float.

The End.

So every molecule in the oceans is free to float away, but not the oceans?



I'm going to do RE a big favor and wait for someone else to argue your points for you guys. Seriously, you're making yourselves look dumber than dumb.

No, every molecule within the ocean is free to float within the ocean. At which point did I say "float away."

For every molecule that moves up, another moves down. For every molecule that moves left, another moves right.

I'm going to do FE a big favour and wait for someone else to reply to me. Seriously, you're making yourself look dumber than dumb.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: ChiefConspirator on November 01, 2007, 03:32:53 PM
I'm going to do RE a big favor and wait for someone else to argue your points for you guys.

I'm your huckleberry.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 01, 2007, 03:41:32 PM
This effect of moving molecules within a fluid is easily seen by the following experiment:

Take a glass of water.

Add 1 drop of blackcurrant cordial (or any other coloured substance, it really doesn't matter)
Observe as the the colour from the substance slowly spreads around the glass, until evenly distributed without. The reason: the molecules are all moving.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Captain Alitus on November 01, 2007, 04:30:12 PM
WATER IS NOT BUOYANT IN AIR
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on November 01, 2007, 04:31:59 PM
Ok, Smarticus, I will argue.
1.) All the points for RE have been argued thoroughly, and all make sense.
2.) Your floating oceans hypothesis has been disproved time and again.
3.) You are acting like a retard, making up arguments as you go along.
4.) Other RE'ers are still trying in vain to make you see sense.

@Chief, try reading that again while walking into busy traffic.

I do not agree that the oceans should float.

I'll break it down for you in simple steps:

1) Any molecule in a fluid has mass.
2) Any molecule in a fluid is free to move around in the fluid.
3) The total mass of the fluid is the sum of the masses of all of the molecules.
4) On an 'RE' this mass is affected by the Earths Gravitational field, and thus, the oceans do not float.

The End.

So every molecule in the oceans is free to float away, but not the oceans?



I'm going to do RE a big favor and wait for someone else to argue your points for you guys. Seriously, you're making yourselves look dumber than dumb.

Correction, every molecule on the surface of the ocean in RE is free to float away, if it has enough energy, the molecules underneath can't.

However, you are saying that on FE the ocean's molecules cannot float away because the earth accelerates into them. That means that no molecules can float away, because if they did the earth would accelerate the rest of the ocean into them.

So, you admit that on FE, there cannot be rain. Oh dear.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 01, 2007, 04:35:56 PM
The surface of the ocean can float away you say? Are we back to the jumping ocean hypothesis?

Guide to being an RE'er
1) Be retarded
2) If that fails be an idiot
3) If that fails be a moron
4) If that fails go to step 1
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Captain Alitus on November 01, 2007, 04:37:57 PM
Guide to being an FE'er
1) Be retarded
2) If that fails be an idiot
3) If that fails be a moron
4) If that fails go to step 1
Fixed. No need to thank me. Just doing my part for the community.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on November 01, 2007, 04:38:08 PM
The surface of the ocean can float away you say? Are we back to the jumping ocean hypothesis?

Guide to being an RE'er
1) Be retarded
2) If that fails be an idiot
3) If that fails be a moron
4) If that fails go to step 1

No. That is the evaporation--->clouds--->rain hypothesis. Which cannot happen in FE. Therefore FE is wrong.
The jumping ocean hypothesis is based on the floating oceans hypothesis, which shows your hypothesis to be a steaming pile of bull excrement.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 01, 2007, 04:41:39 PM
Guide to being an FE'er
1) Be retarded
2) If that fails be an idiot
3) If that fails be a moron
4) If that fails go to step 1
Fixed. No need to thank me. Just doing my part for the community.

The only thing you're proving is that you wish to be like me. You have a way to go still faggot.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on November 01, 2007, 04:45:37 PM
SHiiiiit1! ! aOJEged1

Narc, imagine a piece of wood.  Wood is buoyant in water.

Just like water.

When the wood reaches the surface, it stops.  It doesn't jump, because wood is not buoyant in air.  It just stops.

Just like water.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: TheEngineer on November 01, 2007, 04:47:11 PM
This whole thing could be stopped with two words, but watching you guys argue is much more fun. 
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: ChiefConspirator on November 01, 2007, 04:47:27 PM
If a weightless collection of water molecules did float off the ocean floor, in the way you describe, what would take the space directly underneath them?

Probably more water

Then it wouldn't be floating in the way you describe.

Sure it would, and no RE'er can contest it without becoming enraged and speaking in tongues. You are a funny lot.

Perplexed? Of course you are, you have never seen our oceans floating around our world like giant liquid clouds.

If water molecules were floating "like giant liquid clouds," I understand that to mean that, like clouds, there's air beneath them. Is that not what you meant?

I never specified what was beneath the oceanic clouds since the RE model had already been shown to be so absurd that such details were not worth exploring. I'm sorry.

Ok. That clears up that misunderstanding. Apology accepted. Is it clear now, that such details are worth exploring?

No. The earth does not have floating oceans. It is safe to not explore the RE model any further.

Oh but they do. You're absolutely right. Water does, in fact, float in water, as you pointed out many times.

And is held in it's container since the container accelerates into it.

HUZZAH Another victory for FE!!!

When you declared victory here, you claimed that the world HAS floating oceans.

Perplexed? Of course you are, you have never seen our oceans floating around our world like giant liquid clouds.

But anybody who's seen an ocean HAS seen this.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on November 01, 2007, 04:52:24 PM
This whole thing could be stopped with two words, but watching you guys argue is much more fun. 

NEATO!!!  A mod!

What two words!!!  TELL ME, GODDAMIT!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 01, 2007, 04:54:31 PM
No. The earth does not have floating oceans. It is safe to not explore the RE model any further.

Oh but they do. You're absolutely right. Water does, in fact, float in water, as you pointed out many times.

And is held in it's container since the container accelerates into it.

HUZZAH Another victory for FE!!!

When you declared victory here, you claimed that the world HAS floating oceans.

How would you read the following sentence?
Quote
Oh but the oceans do float. You're absolutely right. Water does, in fact, float in water, as you pointed out many times. And is held in it's container since the container accelerates into it.

The last sentence is a remark on water floating in water. If this confuses you, perhaps you should read the part where I said, "No. The earth does not have floating oceans." Since my stance on floating oceans confuses you let me phrase my standing another way for you.

No. The earth does not have floating oceans.


Seriously, you don't even have a chance, even the serious RE'ers like Trekky ran away from this thread a long time ago.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on November 01, 2007, 04:56:31 PM
I'm here.  This is just so stupid.

See wood example above.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: ChiefConspirator on November 01, 2007, 04:57:49 PM
The last sentence is a remark on water floating in water.

Which is exactly what a "floating ocean" is. So you repeatedly say that the world does not have floating oceans, but then you claim victory after making a remark confirming that water floating in water is a floating ocean.

If I'm wrong, what is the criteria for an ocean to be floating? What is your definition of floating?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: TheEngineer on November 01, 2007, 05:25:59 PM
This whole thing could be stopped with two words, but watching you guys argue is much more fun. 

NEATO!!!  A mod!

What two words!!!  TELL ME, GODDAMIT!
A hint:
I use them quite often, most often with noobs.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on November 01, 2007, 05:28:33 PM
This whole thing could be stopped with two words, but watching you guys argue is much more fun. 

NEATO!!!  A mod!

What two words!!!  TELL ME, GODDAMIT!
A hint:
I use them quite often, most often with noobs.

Guesses:

"You're banned"
"/thread"
"Moving thread"
"Thread locked"
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 01, 2007, 05:37:43 PM
This whole thing could be stopped with two words, but watching you guys argue is much more fun. 

NEATO!!!  A mod!

What two words!!!  TELL ME, GODDAMIT!
A hint:
I use them quite often, most often with noobs.

Guesses:

"You're banned"
"/thread"
"Moving thread"
"Thread locked"


Please do not spam this thread, you make it hard for intellectual conversations to persist.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: TheEngineer on November 01, 2007, 06:25:03 PM
Hint 2:
It has something to do with 'gravity'.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on November 01, 2007, 06:47:49 PM
Gravitation is Acceleration?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Mr. Ireland on November 01, 2007, 06:52:47 PM
Equivalence principle.  I win.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: TheEngineer on November 01, 2007, 07:39:16 PM
Equivalence principle.  I win.
You get a cookie.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on November 01, 2007, 08:01:12 PM
Well, f*ck yall, I got my own cookie.

(http://www.forumsextreme.com/imgs1/fSW_JointheDarkside.jpg)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: ﮎingulaЯiτy on November 01, 2007, 11:27:20 PM
OOooh. I want one.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 02, 2007, 01:35:31 AM
LOL, just thought I would have a go yesterday, got bored. It's quite clear that some people cannot be reasoned with.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 02, 2007, 08:05:43 AM
LOL, just thought I would have a go yesterday, got bored. It's quite clear that some people cannot be reasoned with.

Still mad you lost?


RE at its best.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 02, 2007, 08:11:10 AM
LOL, just thought I would have a go yesterday, got bored. It's quite clear that some people cannot be reasoned with.

Still mad you lost?


RE at its best.

I didn't lose. You just didn't listen.


FE at it's best.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 02, 2007, 08:12:29 AM
Shh farmer, it's another victory for FE!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 02, 2007, 08:14:05 AM
Another victory for the Deaf Earth society...

wait, what?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 02, 2007, 08:14:45 AM
Another victory for the Smarticus Society!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 02, 2007, 08:28:37 AM
RE'ers still cannot find a water molecule within the oceans that is not, within the oceans.


All the water is buoyant and all of it is free to float away. Unless the world is flat of course.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 02, 2007, 08:31:47 AM
RE'ers still cannot find a water molecule within the oceans that is not, within the oceans.

your point being?


Quote
All the water is buoyant and all of it is free to float away. Unless the world is flat of course.

Incorrect.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 02, 2007, 08:36:16 AM
Well the oceans are weightless. On RE this is true irregardless of whether they are airborne or not.


I love you guys model, it's like extreme fantasy or something. Do you guys also believe the soul can be seperated from the body with a vorpal sword +5? That would be awsome.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 02, 2007, 09:38:02 AM
Well the oceans are weightless. On RE this is true irregardless of whether they are airborne or not.
no they are not.


Quote
I love you guys model, it's like extreme fantasy or something. Do you guys also believe the soul can be seperated from the body with a vorpal sword +5? That would be awsome.

if you say so
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on November 02, 2007, 09:53:55 AM
narc, the oceans are not weightless.  You're trying to take neutral buoyancy in water and apply it to air.

Mr.H2O goes to the surface.

He's nearing the surface, changing temperature and everything.

He reaches the surface.  OH NO!!!  He's reached a barrier!  Air!

Air is not dense enough to hold Mr.H2O up!  He cannot pass!

He doesn't bounce because by bouncing he would rise and he CAN'T DO THAT!

Why?

Because air can't support Mr.H2O against gravity.

Poor Mr.H2O
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 02, 2007, 09:56:05 AM
The top layer is weightless
The layer beneath is weightless
The layer beneath that is weightless
...

Yes, if the water left the ocean, it would become weighty. But since the entirety of the oceans have no weight, they may float together.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on November 02, 2007, 10:04:41 AM
No, Narc.  Think.

They have weight.  In water they do not.  The entire oceans as themselves HAVE WEIGHT.

The molecues RELATIVE TO EACH OTHER are neutrally buoyant.

If water tried to leave the ground, air would have to take its place, but air can't support water!

Therefore they can't float.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 02, 2007, 10:16:51 AM
All the water remains within the oceans.

How does each molecule float freely, but as a whole cannot? Do you understand the Law of Sums? The oceans ARE the many molecules of water that are free to float. The oceans ARE free to float.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 02, 2007, 10:19:13 AM
All the water remains within the oceans.

How does each molecule float freely, but as a whole cannot? Do you understand the Law of Sums? The oceans ARE the many molecules of water that are free to float. The oceans ARE free to float.

LOL. Do you even understand anything about fluids?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on November 02, 2007, 10:23:03 AM
Let's take this one step at a time.

Narc, what would support the oceans if they lifted up from the ground?  They have weight, buoyancy and weightlessness are not the same thing.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: TheEngineer on November 02, 2007, 11:09:47 AM
Equivalence Principle.

/thread
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 02, 2007, 11:19:40 AM
Let's take this one step at a time.

Narc, what would support the oceans if they lifted up from the ground?  They have weight, buoyancy and weightlessness are not the same thing.

I guess the water would be supported by the newtonian laws of physics. Namely buoyancy. Does water cease to be buoyant in water at certain heights?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on November 02, 2007, 11:21:14 AM
No, it does not cease to be buoyant WITH ITSELF.  However, water is just NOT BUOYANT in AIR!  It won't float.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 02, 2007, 11:22:50 AM
No, it does not cease to be buoyant WITH ITSELF.  However, water is just NOT BUOYANT in AIR!  It won't float.

Ah there's your problem, you think that the water molecule is in air, but it is in water. The oceans just need to remain within themselves to float.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on November 02, 2007, 11:30:58 AM
Smartyboy, your floating oceans theory means there is no rain on FE. Explain yourself.

I can try to end this in five words:
Smarticus is screwing with us.

Whether or not a single water molecule is in the water as a whole is irrelevent. I've already shown that by your own reckoning oceans cannot float. They do not bounce because of something called gravitation.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on November 02, 2007, 11:48:33 AM
Narc, are you saying air can support water?
Air is less dense than water.
It cannot hold water up.
Water rests in water, where water supports water and makes the water neutrally buoyant.  However, if the oceans were to rise, air would start supporting multiple layers of water, which it cannot because it is not as dense.

Think of this.  If water were not part of anything, if there was only one water molecule, would it be weightless?

No.
It has weight.

Therefore, though a water molecule may be buoyant relative to the other water molecules supported on top of each other by the ground, they cannot rise  because each individual water molecule cannot be supported by air.

Because a water molecule cannot be supported by air, the bottom layer of the ocean cannot be supported by air.

Same for the next layer.

And the next.

And the next.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Captain Alitus on November 02, 2007, 12:01:01 PM
RE'ers still cannot find a water molecule within the oceans that is not, within the oceans.


All the water is buoyant and all of it is free to float away. Unless the world is flat of course.
WATER IS NOT BUOYANT IN AIR!



Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Captain Alitus on November 02, 2007, 12:02:36 PM
All the water remains within the oceans.

How does each molecule float freely, but as a whole cannot? Do you understand the Law of Sums? The oceans ARE the many molecules of water that are free to float. The oceans ARE free to float.
Because each molecule is atop another water molecule. Except on the bottom. It's on top of the ground there.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 02, 2007, 12:03:01 PM
Narc, are you saying air can support water?
Air is less dense than water.
It cannot hold water up.
Water rests in water, where water supports water and makes the water neutrally buoyant.  However, if the oceans were to rise, air would start supporting multiple layers of water, which it cannot because it is not as dense.

Think of this.  If water were not part of anything, if there was only one water molecule, would it be weightless?

No.
It has weight.

Therefore, though a water molecule may be buoyant relative to the other water molecules supported on top of each other by the ground, they cannot rise  because each individual water molecule cannot be supported by air.

Because a water molecule cannot be supported by air, the bottom layer of the ocean cannot be supported by air.

Same for the next layer.

And the next.

And the next.


The water doesn't need to be buoyant in air if it is buoyant within itself and remains within itself, which it does.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Captain Alitus on November 02, 2007, 12:04:02 PM
Narc, are you saying air can support water?
Air is less dense than water.
It cannot hold water up.
Water rests in water, where water supports water and makes the water neutrally buoyant.  However, if the oceans were to rise, air would start supporting multiple layers of water, which it cannot because it is not as dense.

Think of this.  If water were not part of anything, if there was only one water molecule, would it be weightless?

No.
It has weight.

Therefore, though a water molecule may be buoyant relative to the other water molecules supported on top of each other by the ground, they cannot rise  because each individual water molecule cannot be supported by air.

Because a water molecule cannot be supported by air, the bottom layer of the ocean cannot be supported by air.

Same for the next layer.

And the next.

And the next.


The water doesn't need to be buoyant in air if it is buoyant within itself and remains within itself, which it does.
Then how does it get up? Hm?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 02, 2007, 12:05:28 PM
Please don't spam this thread with your sexual innuendos
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on November 02, 2007, 12:45:29 PM
The bottommost layer is buoyant on ground, not water.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: TheEngineer on November 02, 2007, 12:52:31 PM
Fine, don't take the easy way out.  Keep arguing.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 02, 2007, 01:07:19 PM
The bottommost layer is buoyant on ground, not water.

it's not free to float into the upper layers of the fluid? Hmm, sounds exactly opposite what you RE'ers were saying before...
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Captain Alitus on November 02, 2007, 01:17:51 PM
Please don't spam this thread with your sexual innuendos
...pervert, it's your fault for seeing it that way.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Mr. Ireland on November 02, 2007, 02:28:07 PM
Equivalence principle.  I win.
You get a cookie.

YES!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on November 02, 2007, 03:51:54 PM
The bottommost molecules are free to float, but as soon as it does, more take their place.

Therefore, the "bottommost" layer never moves.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on November 02, 2007, 04:31:40 PM
I know, Smarticu just keeps dragging it on and on.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on November 02, 2007, 04:33:13 PM
Right, Smarticus, respond to the point I raised or
shut up
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on November 02, 2007, 04:48:19 PM
WHY MUST THIS BE MORE THAN 30 PAGES LONG?!?!?!?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: ALASKA on November 02, 2007, 05:04:43 PM
Have to spam somewhere?lol
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Mr. Ireland on November 02, 2007, 05:50:16 PM
WHY MUST THIS BE MORE THAN 30 PAGES LONG?!?!?!?

Because you continue to argue with narc, duh ::)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: ﮎingulaЯiτy on November 02, 2007, 05:57:38 PM
Fine, don't take the easy way out.  Keep arguing.

Somebody already brought up the point that it would have the same effect in both models. Narcberry ignored it. (big surprise)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Mr. Ireland on November 02, 2007, 06:01:12 PM
Fine, don't take the easy way out.  Keep arguing.

Somebody already brought up the point that it would have the same effect in both models. Narcberry ignored it. (big surprise)

...so you ignore him.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on November 02, 2007, 06:05:05 PM
Actually, in FE a massless particle would have weight while in RE it would not.

OMG!  Light has weight!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Iskaros on November 02, 2007, 06:16:54 PM
so do we declare victory or wait for narc?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: SushiTsunami on November 02, 2007, 06:27:04 PM
Man this is crazy. Regardless of which theory you subscribe to, the acceleration of the FE model CREATES THE SAME EFFECT AS GRAVITY as on the RE model...
hahaaahaah, Smarticus, hahahahaahhaha
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 02, 2007, 07:19:00 PM
Smarticus is never gonna let it go. So neither will I. The fact that he is either:

a) so stupid that he can't understand the basic properties of water,
or
b) so stubborn that he won't accept defeat,

both inspire me to carry on arguing with him.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Username on November 03, 2007, 12:52:24 AM
c) he gets his kicks this way
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on November 03, 2007, 02:51:44 AM
d) He is part of the anticonspiracy.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Iskaros on November 03, 2007, 07:14:20 AM
e) he likes to screw with people
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Mr. Ireland on November 03, 2007, 08:15:35 AM
f) Understands (unlike you) that as soon as you take him seriously enough to argue with him, he wins and gets to laugh at you.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on November 03, 2007, 08:21:04 AM
A: You're adorable.
B: You're so beautiful.
C: You're  cutie full of charms.
D: You're a darling.
E: You're exciting.
F: You're a feather in my arms.
G: You look good to me.
H: You're so heavenly.
I: You're the one I idolize.
J: We're like Jack and Jill.
K: You're so kissable.
L is the love light in your eyes.
M
N
O
P
I could go on all day.
Q
R
S
T
Alphabetically speaking, you're Okay.
U made my life complete.
V means you're very sweet
W
X
Y
Z
It's fun to wander through the alphabet with you,
To tell you what you mean to me!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on November 03, 2007, 04:22:30 PM
Ok I think it's time I edit my sig.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: eric bloedow on November 03, 2007, 07:43:24 PM
bouyancy and weight are different things, and you are confusung them. read the description of any large ship, and you will find a reference to it's "displacement", the amount of water it would push aside. this is much larger than the ship's actual weight.

i once saw a science experiment: a gadget called a "drip tank" was hooked up. it was perfectly full of water, so if something was dropped into it, the same volume of water would "drip" into a nearby bucket.

the teacher then slowly dropped a large piece of clay shaped like a brick into the tank. it pushed out a quantity of water that weighed about as much as the clay.

then he took a second, identical piece of clay, molded it into a crude boat, and slowly dropped it into the tank. result: it pushed out 3 or 4 times as much water, and floated!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: eric bloedow on November 03, 2007, 07:49:33 PM
sorry for the digresion there. still, let me make another observation: if he is right about water being weightless, anyone could scoop up a bucketfull of water, toss it in the air, and it would SHOOT OFF INTO OUTER SPACE.

he's too stupid/ignorant to understand the difference between water and water VAPOR. he would put water on a stove, turn the oven on, and have NO idea where the water went!

he also doesn't believe there are such things as rain or snow.
i wonder if he knows what ICE is...
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on November 04, 2007, 03:30:09 AM
He still hasn't explained away the fact, according to his floating oceans theory, there is no rain on FE.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on November 04, 2007, 04:14:25 AM
A: You're adorable.
B: You're so beautiful.
C: You're  cutie full of charms.
D: You're a darling.
E: You're exciting.
F: You're a feather in my arms.
G: You look good to me.
H: You're so heavenly.
I: You're the one I idolize.
J: We're like Jack and Jill.
K: You're so kissable.
L is the love light in your eyes.
M
N
O
P
I could go on all day.
Q
R
S
T
Alphabetically speaking, you're Okay.
U made my life complete.
V means you're very sweet
W
X
Y
Z
It's fun to wander through the alphabet with you,
To tell you what you mean to me!

Haha, God bless Patrick Stuart for that one! Is 'the picard song' on your ipod?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Username on November 04, 2007, 10:20:03 AM
He still hasn't explained away the fact, according to his floating oceans theory, there is no rain on FE.
I thought he was just saying the RE theory made no sense, not that this was the official FE theory (which it obviously isn't)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 04, 2007, 11:48:47 AM
f) Understands (unlike you) that as soon as you take him seriously enough to argue with him, he wins and gets to laugh at you.

i don't take anything on this site seriously. It's all just for kicks for me.

When I start buying flat earth literature, and digging out physics, mathematics, and engineering books to reference for this site, then I'll decide I'm taking it too seriously.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on November 04, 2007, 02:13:19 PM
He still hasn't explained away the fact, according to his floating oceans theory, there is no rain on FE.
I thought he was just saying the RE theory made no sense, not that this was the official FE theory (which it obviously isn't)
Actually, he was making up a load of proposterous BS to get RE'ers all huffed up. and it worked.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 04, 2007, 07:51:11 PM
bouyancy and weight are different things, and you are confusung them. read the description of any large ship, and you will find a reference to it's "displacement", the amount of water it would push aside. this is much larger than the ship's actual weight.

i once saw a science experiment: a gadget called a "drip tank" was hooked up. it was perfectly full of water, so if something was dropped into it, the same volume of water would "drip" into a nearby bucket.

the teacher then slowly dropped a large piece of clay shaped like a brick into the tank. it pushed out a quantity of water that weighed about as much as the clay.

then he took a second, identical piece of clay, molded it into a crude boat, and slowly dropped it into the tank. result: it pushed out 3 or 4 times as much water, and floated!
sorry for the digresion there. still, let me make another observation: if he is right about water being weightless, anyone could scoop up a bucketfull of water, toss it in the air, and it would SHOOT OFF INTO OUTER SPACE.

he's too stupid/ignorant to understand the difference between water and water VAPOR. he would put water on a stove, turn the oven on, and have NO idea where the water went!

he also doesn't believe there are such things as rain or snow.
i wonder if he knows what ICE is...



... As I've said a million times. You RE'ers get dumber with each page.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on November 04, 2007, 09:18:50 PM
You know very well that guy is a noob.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: questions on November 05, 2007, 03:39:39 AM
I've been following this thread for... oh, about a week now.  And it's kind of funny.  While some of you are obviously enjoying yourselves in this big joke (Smarticus for one), some of your reactions indicate you're taking this SO seriously...! 

I mean, a good pseudo-debate is kind of interesting, especially when some people don't quite get that it's not real. 
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on November 05, 2007, 05:21:19 AM
Exactemundo. It's quite fun to twist his idea round and bite him with it.

Remeber, no rain on FE according to Samrticus!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on November 05, 2007, 06:06:56 AM
Yay!  Sunshine!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 05, 2007, 06:13:23 AM
I've been following this thread for... oh, about a week now.  And it's kind of funny.  While some of you are obviously enjoying yourselves in this big joke (Smarticus for one), some of your reactions indicate you're taking this SO seriously...! 

I mean, a good pseudo-debate is kind of interesting, especially when some people don't quite get that it's not real. 

It's good to dip in and out of the argument now and then, as I have, and to apply your knowledge

You know very well that guy is a noob.

ROFFLE
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 05, 2007, 06:35:50 AM
f) Understands (unlike you) that as soon as you take him seriously enough to argue with him, he wins and gets to laugh at you.

i don't take anything on this site seriously. It's all just for kicks for me.

When I start buying flat earth literature, and digging out physics, mathematics, and engineering books to reference for this site, then I'll decide I'm taking it too seriously.

uh oh..I have that history of the flat earth theory book....am I taking this too seriously?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 05, 2007, 06:45:11 AM
haha, quite possibly. Although I was considering buying that myself...
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 05, 2007, 06:46:38 AM
I didnt buy it. Gulliver bought it and sent it to me...
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 05, 2007, 07:32:48 AM
haha, really. That gulliver...
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 05, 2007, 07:34:47 AM
whats scary is that he has my address now...what if he stalks me?  :o
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 05, 2007, 07:38:22 AM
I thought he was dieing? Or was that just fabricated bullshit?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 05, 2007, 07:39:31 AM
no idea. And now I can't ask him cos Engy Baby banned him :(
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 05, 2007, 07:41:33 AM
he was a bit of a 'tard though.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 05, 2007, 07:42:00 AM
so's your face
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 05, 2007, 07:43:21 AM
so's yours.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 05, 2007, 07:44:46 AM
touche
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 05, 2007, 07:46:16 AM
last words.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 05, 2007, 07:47:19 AM
get back on topic
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: eric bloedow on November 05, 2007, 07:49:51 AM
so he claims sea water is weighless?
ever filled a bucket with sea water and lifted it?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 05, 2007, 07:51:28 AM
so he claims sea water is weighless?
ever filled a bucket with sea water and lifted it?
ever tried reading through a thread before posting?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Username on November 05, 2007, 11:29:47 AM
so he claims sea water is weighless?
ever filled a bucket with sea water and lifted it?
ever tried reading through a thread before posting?
oh snap
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on November 05, 2007, 11:46:24 AM
Water doesn't float.

Why?

It has mass.

Gravity effects mass.

Therefore gravity effects water.

TOP LAYER is supported by MIDDLE LAYERS
MIDDLE LAYERS are supported by BOTTOM LAYER.
BOTTOM LAYER is supported by GROUND.
BOTTOM LAYER cannot be supported by AIR.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: flatfoot on November 05, 2007, 11:50:59 AM
Here's a more interesting theory, since FE is getting old.

THE RED EARTH THEORY
EVERYTHING IS RED! EVERYTHING!!!!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on November 05, 2007, 12:41:14 PM
Any other colour is simply invented by the mind to stop humans getting red-madness.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on November 05, 2007, 12:43:03 PM
I may be jinxing this but I think RE won! IN YO FACE NARC!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on November 05, 2007, 01:01:10 PM
There is no winning in this thread, it is simply here for the transfer of arguments against moronic theories. RE did not win, and neither did FE. The only winner is SIATURT.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on November 05, 2007, 06:55:54 PM
Ah, now I wish Narc would reply.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Brennan on November 06, 2007, 04:23:55 AM
WTF 34 pages?!?!?!?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on November 06, 2007, 04:27:44 AM
34 pages of glorious testament to Narc's ability to fuel the rage of RE'ers around (or across) the world.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on November 06, 2007, 10:53:07 AM
You're like sheep.  ;D
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: questions on November 06, 2007, 11:56:45 AM
You're like sheep.  ;D

...?

That was awfully random of you.  :P
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: TheEngineer on November 06, 2007, 11:57:31 AM
No, it was quite poetic.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: questions on November 06, 2007, 12:03:29 PM
No, it was quite poetic.

I don't see how, actually.  I just see a bunch of people, RE and FE (well, mainly Smarticus for FE...) having fun mocking the debate, with a few thread newcomers taking a serious stance. 
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Fallap on November 06, 2007, 12:40:18 PM
Omg, why is pancakes not round?  :o
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: RE.IS.TRUE on November 06, 2007, 12:42:24 PM
People belives all kinds of stuff these days :D

must be pretty boring to live in a lie
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Fallap on November 06, 2007, 12:43:43 PM
Lol yeah, I mean, 1000 years ago when people was stupid and had miserable lifes.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Dioptimus Drime on November 06, 2007, 12:45:17 PM
You're like sheep.  ;D

I LOVE SHEEP!  :-[

~D-Draw
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: questions on November 06, 2007, 12:47:34 PM
I like waffles better than pancakes.

YAY FOR SQUARE WURLD!   :-*
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: RE.IS.TRUE on November 06, 2007, 12:50:33 PM
One question to the "FE sociaty"...

You keep saying that you have "proof" that your belifes are correct. I have seen none.
Christians say they have proof (bible)
Muslims say they have proof
Scientists say they have proof (real pictures)
You say you have proof (where?)

This is just another stupid sect, without proof, without brains
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Fallap on November 06, 2007, 12:51:40 PM
(http://www.laurensveganjournal.org/pictures/Pancakes.jpg)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: questions on November 06, 2007, 12:57:22 PM
One question to the "FE sociaty"...

You keep saying that you have "proof" that your belifes are correct. I have seen none.
Christians say they have proof (bible)
Muslims say they have proof
Scientists say they have proof (real pictures)
You say you have proof (where?)

This is just another stupid sect, without proof, without brains

Aw, come on, they have their sacred texts, "Earth not a globe"!!!   See, just like every other religion.  8) 

j/k guys, I know most of you are atheists.  :P
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: RE.IS.TRUE on November 06, 2007, 12:59:39 PM
No you are right. This is a religion
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Dioptimus Drime on November 06, 2007, 01:01:10 PM
The Church of Physics.

~D-Draw
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: ﮎingulaЯiτy on November 06, 2007, 01:09:59 PM
Correction: Church of Flawed Physics.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: questions on November 06, 2007, 01:11:19 PM
Correction: Church of Flawed Physics.

That made me giggle.  :)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Dioptimus Drime on November 06, 2007, 01:31:03 PM
A) I wasn't singling out the flat Earth theory, more satirizing to show how stupid his statement was.

B) Show me where physics are flawed in the flat Earth theory. I dare you.

~D-Draw
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: questions on November 06, 2007, 01:35:01 PM
A) I wasn't singling out the flat Earth theory, more satirizing to show how stupid his statement was.
~D-Draw

D-Draw: Are you referring to me?  I can't tell.   ???
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: eric bloedow on November 07, 2007, 08:45:12 AM
the FE model contradicts numerous actual observations about weather patterns.
it also fails to explain tides.

someone said, "water floats in water, therefore water has no weight".

weight and MASS are not the same thing.

also, air floats in air.
and air has mass: just feel wind!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 07, 2007, 09:28:28 AM
A) I wasn't singling out the flat Earth theory, more satirizing to show how stupid his statement was.

B) Show me where physics are flawed in the flat Earth theory. I dare you.

~D-Draw

*cough*orbits*cough*

*cough*the sun*cough*

*cough*all of it*cough*
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: semperround on November 07, 2007, 10:37:03 AM
Okay all you smart RE'ers, how much does a pint of water weigh when in water.
i'm sure someone already answered this put it wieghs the same as a pint of water.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Gabe on November 07, 2007, 01:34:22 PM
Quote from: pancakebitch
B) Show me where physics are flawed in the flat Earth theory. I dare you.

Any math any time anywhere. The problem is no math has been cited to support FE. I can't point to a flaw in your physics if you don't show me where any physics is used.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Gabe on November 07, 2007, 01:36:21 PM
A) I wasn't singling out the flat Earth theory, more satirizing to show how stupid his statement was.
~D-Draw

D-Draw: Are you referring to me?  I can't tell.   ???

whoa! a chick? no no no. probably a dude posing.  :'(
........
Good enough.  :-*
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: TheEngineer on November 07, 2007, 11:17:44 PM
Any math any time anywhere. The problem is no math has been cited to support FE. I can't point to a flaw in your physics if you don't show me where any physics is used.

Some simple ones:

a=2d/t^2 

where d is distance, t is time and a is acceleration.  Very useful when you want to find out the rate of acceleration of the FE.

x = V*cos(theta)*t
y = V*sin(theta)*t -.5at^2
 
where V is velocity, theta is the inclination angle, a is the same as before and t is time.  Neglecting air resistance, this nicely provides the trajectory of an object.

Oh, and let's not forget my personal favorite:

w = (u+v)/(1+u*v/c^2)

where u is the current velocity of the FE, v is 9.8m/s, c is the speed of light and w is the resulting velocity from the addition, to be used as u in the successive iterations.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: questions on November 08, 2007, 12:13:27 AM
A) I wasn't singling out the flat Earth theory, more satirizing to show how stupid his statement was.
~D-Draw

D-Draw: Are you referring to me?  I can't tell.   ???

whoa! a chick? no no no. probably a dude posing.  :'(
........
Good enough.  :-*

Actually, my name is Tiffany.  :-/
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on November 08, 2007, 05:21:54 AM
35 pages??? When will the madness end? When, when?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Mr. Ireland on November 08, 2007, 05:37:16 AM
When you stop posting.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on November 08, 2007, 05:40:10 AM
when you stop posting.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 08, 2007, 07:11:13 AM
I will never stop posting
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Jenova Cell on November 08, 2007, 07:13:41 AM
Then by logic, this thread will *NEVER* end.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 08, 2007, 07:15:02 AM
clearly.

Unless TheEngineer locks it.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: greatmaju on November 08, 2007, 02:40:40 PM
hold on, sorry if this is already mention but i havent had time read all the pages, but water floats? wait lets try that, hang on, ive got a wet foot now. hmmm...maybe you FEs should go back to school.
 and why doesnt anything float away anyway??? i call it gravity to be simplific.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: TheEngineer on November 08, 2007, 02:50:23 PM
i call it gravity to be simplific.
Simplistic, indeed.  Gravity is a lie.

Quote
why doesnt anything float away anyway???
The earth is experiencing a continuous 9.8m/s^2 acceleration upwards.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on November 08, 2007, 02:56:43 PM
Noobs are dumb.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: greatmaju on November 08, 2007, 03:05:22 PM
first of all, who is a noob?
second of all, if there is no gravity then im floating, hence there is gravity, hence the earth hasn't flung out of the solarsystem by now.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: TheEngineer on November 08, 2007, 03:05:36 PM
i call it gravity to be simplific.
Simplistic, indeed.  Gravity is a lie.

Quote
why doesnt anything float away anyway???
The earth is experiencing a continuous 9.8m/s^2 acceleration upwards.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 08, 2007, 03:15:40 PM
A) I wasn't singling out the flat Earth theory, more satirizing to show how stupid his statement was.
~D-Draw

D-Draw: Are you referring to me?  I can't tell.   ???

whoa! a chick? no no no. probably a dude posing.  :'(
........
Good enough.  :-*

Actually, my name is Tiffany.  :-/

Don't lie. Women don't exist on the internet.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 08, 2007, 03:21:07 PM
WOOHOO, 36 PAGES. The monster grows larger...
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 08, 2007, 03:22:13 PM
as does my robotic penis
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 08, 2007, 03:24:11 PM
as does the Universe....

oh wait, not in FET.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 08, 2007, 03:26:36 PM
the universe is my robotic penis
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 08, 2007, 03:28:34 PM
so your penis is multidimensional?

Pleasure in a whole new way....
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 08, 2007, 03:32:28 PM
yeah, wanna try?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: greatmaju on November 08, 2007, 03:35:42 PM
what makes the earth move upwards. and why havent we moved away from the other planets or the sun by now???. GRAVITY.


ownage like a potato

by, a person with a higher IQ then 49.99937433
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 08, 2007, 03:36:21 PM
what makes the earth move upwards. and why havent we moved away from the other planets or the sun by now???. GRAVITY.


ownage like a potato

by, a person with a higher IQ then 49.99937433

 ::)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 08, 2007, 03:37:13 PM
what makes the earth move upwards. and why havent we moved away from the other planets or the sun by now???. GRAVITY.


ownage like a potato

by, a person with a higher IQ then 49.99937433

LOL - guess what, gravity doesn't exist. Fail. owned. you lose.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 08, 2007, 03:40:30 PM
shhh Z, you'll break his stupid little heart
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: greatmaju on November 08, 2007, 03:42:40 PM
any evidance to support that gravity doesnt exist???
   you still havent ansered the Q about moving away from the sun and... im not stupid (verified) and i dont have a heart as  i am a C'Tan (makes more sense then a flat earth at any rate)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 08, 2007, 03:43:03 PM
He'll have to find out one day. It's not like he's gonna be walking down the street one afternoon and suddenly shout:

"holy shit. Gravity doesn't exist. It's all just space-time curvature! I'm a smarter man now!"

is he?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 08, 2007, 03:44:20 PM
Hmm good point Z.

Hey idiot, ever heard of Einstein? There's your proof right there.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 08, 2007, 03:45:34 PM
any evidance to support that gravity doesnt exist???
   you still havent ansered the Q about moving away from the sun and... im not stupid (verified) and i dont have a heart as  i am a C'Tan (makes more sense then a flat earth at any rate)

Theory of General Relativity. A little light bed-time reading for a genius such as you claim to be.

It'll be in the library, in the 'non-fiction' section.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: greatmaju on November 08, 2007, 03:48:18 PM
whoops. forgot to add a GRAVITY DOESNT EXIST book to my library.  my fault

but then i should be reading stuff this close to exams. ill start writing the wron thing.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 08, 2007, 03:49:30 PM
whoops. forgot to add a GRAVITY DOESNT EXIST book to my library.  my fault

but then i should be reading stuff this close to exams. ill start writing the wron thing.

Oh like you could ever write the "wron" thing...
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 08, 2007, 03:49:57 PM
since you have a picture of Bono in your avatar, you clearly aren't as smart as you think you are.

Have you heard of relativity? Ring any bells?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: greatmaju on November 08, 2007, 03:53:04 PM
i, for, one dont have any bells for a brain but....
im gonna change that pciture for one of my design oh, and im not reading science books all the time (most of the time, i have a life/hobby to.)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 08, 2007, 03:57:15 PM
Well if you don't have time to read then take it from us that gravity as a force doesn't exist
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 08, 2007, 03:58:14 PM
LOL. Ok then, just watch out when arguing with scientists, because there are some on here.

Including me  ;)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 08, 2007, 03:59:15 PM
And not including me. Cos science is for losers!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: greatmaju on November 08, 2007, 04:00:36 PM
hmmm.... ill ask some people i know.


i cant belive you gayer cos "science is for losers". althouhg who needs science when you have the powers of the C'Tan.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 08, 2007, 04:02:11 PM
hmmm.... ill ask some people i know.


i cant belive you gayer cos "science is for losers". althouhg who needs science when you have the powers of the C'Tan.

If you don't need science then maybe this isn't the forum for you my friend....
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 08, 2007, 04:03:18 PM
Some science forums are ace. I was on a maths forum while studying. There were some legends on there that helped me through some tough problems.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 08, 2007, 04:05:03 PM
Pfftt maths is for losers as well
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 08, 2007, 04:05:53 PM
Pfftt maths is for losers as well

whatever, go drink some vodka in your cardboard box...
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 08, 2007, 04:06:35 PM
The guys drank all my vodka and stole my box :(
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 08, 2007, 04:07:36 PM
does that mean you're hitting the streets tonight?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 08, 2007, 04:09:58 PM
Not bloody likely, it's a bit cold out...actually it's not that cold, it's around 0 I think
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 08, 2007, 04:12:32 PM
it's snowing in Scotland tonight. Damn I hate winter. I want to go back to California, where it's hot and sunny every day. And there's a beach.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 08, 2007, 04:14:41 PM
It snowed at the weekend and was minus 10 at night. Count yourself lucky.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: TheEngineer on November 08, 2007, 05:25:19 PM
... >:(
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 08, 2007, 05:26:26 PM
I can tell from your cheerful smiley face that you're pleased with us
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 08, 2007, 07:02:08 PM
he loves us really
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Jack on November 08, 2007, 07:18:39 PM
Each day this thread grows by 1 page. I just hope this will be the last page.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 08, 2007, 07:21:08 PM
no, this thread is eternal.....
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 09, 2007, 12:14:55 AM
This thread must never die!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Chris Spaghetti on November 09, 2007, 12:57:49 AM
The guys drank all my vodka and stole my box :(

The Swines! Oh, and to guy-with-bono-in-his=avatar. Gravity, as a force donnae exist but i'm not getting into a relativity science lesson now because I have...2 minutes until I'm supposed to be working
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Colonel Gaydafi on November 09, 2007, 01:01:15 AM
Work now!  >:(

And yes the swines :(
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Mr. Ireland on November 09, 2007, 05:45:39 AM
Is maju 10 or something?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Raist on November 09, 2007, 05:49:02 AM
I am joining this thread after abstaining for 38 pages.


I hate myself.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: greatmaju on November 09, 2007, 07:43:24 AM
If i am 10, im still a lot older then a lot of you appear to be.


Well... Explain tides then?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: greatmaju on November 09, 2007, 12:06:18 PM
oh look. no explanation. again


FE: well and truly owned (like a potato) by lord GreatMaju
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Username on November 09, 2007, 01:04:34 PM
Tides are caused by gravity from our twin moons, one underneath the earth and one above.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: greatmaju on November 09, 2007, 01:07:10 PM
actually, the second moon is really my ship 8). i lost the keays.
sorry. ;)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Mr. Ireland on November 09, 2007, 04:59:39 PM
oh look. no explanation. again


FE: well and truly owned (like a potato) by lord GreatMaju

No one posted, and you claimed victory?  You owned yourself, that's it.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on November 10, 2007, 02:57:14 PM
Tides are caused by gravity from our twin moons, one underneath the earth and one above.
Who, two moons now? Where's your evidence for this outlandish claim?

Oh yeah, you don't have any.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 10, 2007, 04:10:31 PM
I have remained absent for pages in hopes of a valid RE contention.

Since there is none, Another victory for FE!!!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Misfortune on November 10, 2007, 04:13:36 PM
Oh puh-lease, you can't seriously believe in it yourself, not what's been said on this thread long enough.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Roundy the Truthinessist on November 10, 2007, 04:36:13 PM
Tides are caused by gravity from our twin moons, one underneath the earth and one above.
Who, two moons now? Where's your evidence for this outlandish claim?

Oh yeah, you don't have any.

Well, tides have to come from somewhere, don't they?  Do you have a more reasonable explanation that fits in a FE framework?  ???
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Username on November 10, 2007, 04:56:15 PM
Tides are caused by gravity from our twin moons, one underneath the earth and one above.
Who, two moons now? Where's your evidence for this outlandish claim?

Oh yeah, you don't have any.

The tides are the best evidence I have so far.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on November 10, 2007, 06:40:57 PM
Narc is back! Yeah. Now Narc. What is your answer to your incorrect bull shit.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on November 11, 2007, 01:39:31 AM
OH, just let narc have his cookie. Everyone else knows how stupid his case was, who gives half a sh*t if he does?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on November 11, 2007, 11:03:31 AM
Because oceans don't fucking float!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Gabe on November 11, 2007, 04:24:39 PM
I have remained absent for pages in hopes of a valid RE contention.

Since there is none, Another victory for FE!!!

TheEngineer sides with us. "Equivalence Principle"

Face it. Buoyancy is much like a normal force. A table holding a cup has normal force holding the cup up. It is nothing more than support. Oceans don't float because there is no support.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Raist on November 11, 2007, 04:28:32 PM
oh look. no explanation. again


FE: well and truly owned (like a potato) by lord GreatMaju
Being ignored simply makes you look like a dumbass.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 11, 2007, 04:30:11 PM
Lol - close to 40 pages, and oceans still don't float.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on November 11, 2007, 05:11:54 PM
Why does there have to be a moon underneath?  Why can't the sun and moon just cause tides?

It bulges where they are and sinks where they aren't.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 12, 2007, 08:15:59 AM
Because oceans don't fucking float!

Which is why the earth must be flat, not round. Thank you for pointing that out.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 12, 2007, 08:18:14 AM
Because oceans don't fucking float!

Which is why the earth must be flat, not round. Thank you for pointing that out.

No, fail, again. Oceans would not float in either model.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 12, 2007, 08:33:24 AM
Because oceans don't fucking float!

Which is why the earth must be flat, not round. Thank you for pointing that out.

No, fail, again. Oceans would not float in either model.

We have already shown how they float on the RE model. Even some of you RE'ers contributed to that fact.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 12, 2007, 08:40:39 AM
Where exactly did you show how they would float? Because all I see is you denying that you are wrong, and then randomly shouting "ANOTHER WIN FOR FE!!!!"
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 12, 2007, 08:44:30 AM
ANOTHER WIN FOR FE!!!!

I knew you'd come around.

But yeah, basically start on page 1 and read. You'll see the folly of RE soon enough.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 12, 2007, 08:46:44 AM
LOL whatever. I still maintain that, RE or FE, oceans still will not float.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 12, 2007, 09:17:51 AM
Where was a valid contention to my op?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: ﮎingulaЯiτy on November 12, 2007, 09:22:06 AM
I have remained absent for pages in hopes of a valid RE contention.

Since there is none, Another victory for FE!!!

TheEngineer sides with us. "Equivalence Principle"

Face it. Buoyancy is much like a normal force. A table holding a cup has normal force holding the cup up. It is nothing more than support. Oceans don't float because there is no support.

Smarticus, you claim people are not responding.
Proof you are a dumbass.  ???
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Bytes on November 12, 2007, 10:18:37 AM
Actually it's about 1000Kg/M^3, not weightless
I love it, no contest from RE. Everyone knows the oceans are weightless.

That's why one cubic meter of water weighs one metric ton right?

And it weighs 0 pounds in water. A situation all the waters in the ocean are in. Therefore the oceans are weightless.

Archimedes is rolling in his grave, btw what the hell are you talking about?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Misfortune on November 12, 2007, 11:44:13 AM
I must say, your explanations impress me a lot, Smarticus.

The only answer to this is that oceans do, in fact, float, but government conspirasists have made us believe that they do not float, hence the fact that the earth is round.

ANOTHER WIN FOR RE!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Gabe on November 12, 2007, 12:13:56 PM
I must say, your explanations impress me a lot, Smarticus.

The only answer to this is that oceans do, in fact, float, but government conspirasists have made us believe that they do not float, hence the fact that the earth is round.

ANOTHER WIN FOR RE!

The conspiracy is a function of FE...
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on November 12, 2007, 12:44:31 PM
Oh Narc, you are so much fun. Go on, say something!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Misfortune on November 12, 2007, 12:55:49 PM
I must say, your explanations impress me a lot, Smarticus.

The only answer to this is that oceans do, in fact, float, but government conspirasists have made us believe that they do not float, hence the fact that the earth is round.

ANOTHER WIN FOR RE!

The conspiracy is a function of FE...
I'm talking about a different conspiracy.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on November 12, 2007, 01:15:53 PM
There's still no rain according to FE. I felt rain today. Therefore Narc is a silly bunt.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 12, 2007, 01:28:03 PM
There's still no rain according to FE. I felt rain today. Therefore Narc is a silly bunt.

I don't think you get it.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on November 12, 2007, 01:34:40 PM
Oh, Narc, I do.

Since the oceans in FE can't float, because if they did the FE would instantly accelerate into them, we can assume that the topmost layer of water molecules cannot float away, because the earth accelerates into the oceans, which accelerate into the topmost layer.
Therefore, the topmost layer cannot float away. Since the layer cannot float away, it cannot form clouds, and cannot fall as rain because as soon as the water leaves the oceans and it's buoyancy, it is rammed into by the FE accelerating into it.
Therefore, no rain on FE.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Mr. Ireland on November 12, 2007, 02:24:01 PM
Somebody delete this thread ::)
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: GLneo on November 12, 2007, 02:37:30 PM
Oh, Narc, I do.

Since the oceans in FE can't float, because if they did the FE would instantly accelerate into them, we can assume that the topmost layer of water molecules cannot float away, because the earth accelerates into the oceans, which accelerate into the topmost layer.
Therefore, the topmost layer cannot float away. Since the layer cannot float away, it cannot form clouds, and cannot fall as rain because as soon as the water leaves the oceans and it's buoyancy, it is rammed into by the FE accelerating into it.
Therefore, no rain on FE.
in RE gravity accelerates the topmost layer of the water :P
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: GLneo on November 12, 2007, 02:40:00 PM
also a bucket of water in a bathtub full of water weighs nothing but weight the tub with and without the bucket of water...
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Raist on November 12, 2007, 02:49:02 PM
I think Narc has succeeded at replacing tom. He's doing a good job at it. Much props.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 12, 2007, 03:14:58 PM
No one can replace Tom.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 12, 2007, 03:20:26 PM
Agreed.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: narcberry on November 12, 2007, 03:21:13 PM
also a bucket of water in a bathtub full of water weighs nothing but weight the tub with and without the bucket of water...

So the tub sinks, and the water floats.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Raist on November 12, 2007, 03:21:53 PM
The water weighs something, the normal force of the other water simply displaces this weight.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 12, 2007, 04:56:03 PM
you know, I actually laugh at this thread daily. It's fascinating.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Raist on November 12, 2007, 04:59:01 PM
I had key lime pie. It was the bomb.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Loard Z on November 12, 2007, 05:00:53 PM
I had curry. It'll give me the bomb.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on November 12, 2007, 05:26:46 PM
40th page! PARTY!

Anyway, water can not float and the earth is round. [/thread]
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Trekky0623 on November 12, 2007, 10:14:34 PM
My God, are we still arguing about this?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Jack on November 12, 2007, 10:18:23 PM
There's a reason why this thread isn't locked.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: questions on November 12, 2007, 10:41:56 PM
There's a reason why this thread isn't locked.

 :o

Pray tell, why?

I mean, it is endlessly amusing to watch the debate, and I never get tired of new RE enthusiasts coming in and getting all pissy at Smarticus.  But it's kind of degenerated into a redundant bouncing of the same ideas and phrases over and over...
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Jack on November 12, 2007, 11:06:00 PM
I don't really know. It's anyone's guess.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Brennan on November 13, 2007, 04:08:03 AM
Wow.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on November 13, 2007, 04:15:31 AM
Narc is completely right. If the Earth was round, oceans would float, cows would have enslaved humanity, bananas would have legs, oil would spurt from trees, electricity would be a liquid, the sun would be made of OJ and the moon would crash into America six times a day.

If the earth is round, it is simply madness.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Misfortune on November 13, 2007, 08:43:43 AM
Narc is completely right. If the Earth was round, oceans would float, cows would have enslaved humanity, bananas would have legs, oil would spurt from trees, electricity would be a liquid, the sun would be made of OJ and the moon would crash into America six times a day.
Why, of course! That's true, but some weird conspiracy is trying to make us believe it is not so.

...hence the fact that the earth is round.

Ahh, now i realise how much stuff can be explained with an unexistant conspiracy.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: eric bloedow on November 13, 2007, 11:06:37 AM
does Smarticus believe that Tom Bishop can walk on water?
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on November 13, 2007, 11:20:32 AM
Believe? You don't have to believe!  I have seen him do it!!!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Misfortune on November 13, 2007, 11:55:08 AM
Believe? You don't have to believe!  I have seen him do it!!!
WTF NO PIC NO PROOF NOOB GTFO.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on November 13, 2007, 01:57:47 PM
Darth Bishop, you must return to the light side. The path of glory awaits you.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on November 13, 2007, 02:00:30 PM
I shall change my identity again rest assured. I hereby found the church of Bishopism!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on November 13, 2007, 02:05:06 PM
Bishop Christ NO! You can't!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on November 13, 2007, 02:13:54 PM
The Light Of Truth... reborn!

*Timelord-style Regeneration*

I am Archbishop Bishop; Archbishop of the Sacred Church of Bishopanity.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on November 13, 2007, 02:15:19 PM
It won't be long before you become Frodo Bishop, or Harry Bishop. OH GOD! I can see it now!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on November 13, 2007, 02:16:05 PM
Oh, not for a bit. I'm going to see how far I can take this whole Bishop Religion thing...
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on November 13, 2007, 02:18:19 PM
For the record, I will get very annoyed if you throw religion ever where. Especially since it's Tum Bishit.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on November 13, 2007, 02:19:50 PM
It's not a religion, for it to be a religion it has to have more than 0 followers. It has not filled that criterion, so it falls quite firmly into the definition of a joke.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on November 13, 2007, 02:24:24 PM
Me: It needs more than 0? How many do you have?

You: Almost 1.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on November 13, 2007, 02:28:14 PM
You: How many do you have?

Me: About negative 6 billion.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on November 13, 2007, 02:30:45 PM
Me: How many RE'ers are there

You: OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!


I like the 'almost 1' better.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Raist on November 13, 2007, 02:31:04 PM
You: How many do you have?

Me: About negative 6 billion.
He has antifollowers.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on November 13, 2007, 02:35:01 PM
Yes. Antifollowers as in people who stand outside my house throwing bricks and screaming "Die you a**hole!"
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on November 13, 2007, 02:36:04 PM
You're a modern day Jesus! ALL HALE OUR SAVOR!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on November 13, 2007, 02:38:23 PM
Yes! I am your SAVOR!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Tom Dipshit on November 13, 2007, 02:39:14 PM
But I still hate you. Death to the non believer!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Raist on November 13, 2007, 02:39:39 PM
Sorry about the bricks. Everyone else was doing it so i joined in....
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on November 13, 2007, 02:40:01 PM
You hate me? Oh Tom, I am saddened.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Gulliver on November 13, 2007, 02:40:27 PM
This was a funner conversation without the spam.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Raist on November 13, 2007, 02:41:06 PM
You have 3 posts. Anything you say is spam.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on November 13, 2007, 02:42:26 PM
What was the OP again? Narc is behaving like a retard? No, it was to do with floating "If the earth is round then it would be total madness" oceans theory.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Raist on November 13, 2007, 02:44:18 PM
I vote the oceans DO float but the earth jumps up and catches them.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Gulliver on November 13, 2007, 02:45:40 PM
You have 3 posts. Anything you say is spam.

This is untrue.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Conspiracy Mastermind on November 13, 2007, 02:47:18 PM
I vote that if the earth was round all sort of wierd shit would happen.

You have 3 posts. Anything you say is spam.

This is untrue.

No, it is ununtrue.

Page 42! Squeeeeeee!
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Raist on November 13, 2007, 02:49:45 PM
Yeah. Members consider small posters posts spam.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Gulliver on November 13, 2007, 03:13:37 PM
Yeah. Members consider small posters posts spam.

0/2. I'm a member and have no such consideration.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Mr. Ireland on November 13, 2007, 03:51:50 PM
Dear TheEngineer,

Lock this thread.

Sincerely,

Mr. Ireland
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Username on November 13, 2007, 03:55:09 PM
If you really want it locked just stop posting and let it fall to the next page.
Title: Re: RE floating oceans.
Post by: Mr. Ireland on November 13, 2007, 03:58:11 PM
I've tried that and it didn't go so well.  It needs force to be stopped and moderators have it.