The Flat Earth Society
Other Discussion Boards => The Lounge => Topic started by: NASA Agent on June 11, 2007, 09:47:20 AM
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We have a new enemy. And by we, I mean the conspiracy. This enemy is Midnight. He must be killed if the conspiracy is to succeed. Who will join us in our quest to kill him? Who?
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Bad try, MidTomnightBishop.
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You lose, conspiracy thug.
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These NASA Agent threads are crap.
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Tell Tom Bishop that.
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If the man/men behind Bishop can pull off that act for all this time then I'm sure they can come up with a better brand of spam than this.
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Owned.
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Having come from Huntsville, Alabama, aka the Rocket City, I know alot of NASA employees.
1. It'll take damn near 10 years to get whatever it is (including killing someone) done, and you'd still have to subcontract the job out.
2. There'd be a 2 year overrun on the schedule.
3. It still wouldn't operate as intended.
4. Senator so-in-so would demand it be done in his area. There would be a congression battle.
5. It would end over budget and cancelled.
In the end it would be cheaper to give him a free flight into outerspace.
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Where do I sign up for the free flight in to space?
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No free flight to space. I just need to know how to find FES members.
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Kas angry! Kas SMASH!
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Lawl.
Midnight has Cthulhu at his side. Winner by default.
~D-Draw
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Join me, Edmunds, or die.
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Join him, Edmunds, you can sit around in a white room, wearing a short sleeved shirt and a crew cut hair do.
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Those who join will be well bribed.
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D00D! You're not supposed tell 'em the be bribed. Get 'em to work for dental plan, shithead.
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Silence! Will you join or not?
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Knock it off, Jeremy. I'm serious.
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Jeremy? We know who he is? I don't wanna offend you (although I won't mind if I do), but are you affected by a mental health disease jeremy? Or are you just a bully?
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nah, I don't know him, but it sounded like that would be the fucktards name.
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His name is Jeremiah
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My name is not Jeremy. I have no name. I have no identity. I am silent and anonymous.
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I am silent
We should be so lucky
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I am not silent here. My assignment here is to swagger and threaten by day, and by night to hunt you down and destroy you.
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All you do is spam.
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Having come from Huntsville, Alabama, aka the Rocket City, I know alot of NASA employees.
1. It'll take damn near 10 years to get whatever it is (including killing someone) done, and you'd still have to subcontract the job out.
2. There'd be a 2 year overrun on the schedule.
3. It still wouldn't operate as intended.
4. Senator so-in-so would demand it be done in his area. There would be a congression battle.
5. It would end over budget and cancelled.
In the end it would be cheaper to give him a free flight into outerspace.
Agreed.
If we can send a gay pop star into space, sending Tom into space to shut him up wouldn't be a bad idea.
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All you do is spam.
That's what we want you to believe. And you're taking the bait. Fool!
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I am not silent here. My assignment here is to swagger and threaten by day, and by night to hunt you down and destroy you.
then fucking get on with it, so far your total kill count is 0. Look, "if you're feeling sinister then go and see a minister, Chances are you'll probably feel better, if you stayed at home and played with yourself"
Prize for the one who knows that song and who sung it
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I'm just under the general consensus the Human Race has failed at life. Expect a stray comet in a few 100 years to obliterate this crappy planet. Or I could always just do the whole "Ark Thing" with space... Nah that would be too cliche.
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All you do is spam.
That's what we want you to believe. And you're taking the bait. Fool!
And it's not even funny spam it's like "What's the fucking point haven't you got anything better to do?" spam.
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I am not silent here. My assignment here is to swagger and threaten by day, and by night to hunt you down and destroy you.
then fucking get on with it, so far your total kill count is 0. Look, "if you're feeling sinister then go and see a minister, Chances are you'll probably feel better, if you stayed at home and played with yourself"
Prize for the one who knows that song and who sung it
0? I have killed Tom Bishop, Rick James, Bushido, and Midnight. And you're next.
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Bring it dude, still haven't spotted my lyrics, though, which leaves me in doubt about your investigative powers
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I'm just under the general consensus the Human Race has failed at life. Expect a stray comet in a few 100 years to obliterate this crappy planet. Or I could always just do the whole "Ark Thing" with space... Nah that would be too cliche.
Er, you're supposed to be Jesus not God.
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All you do is spam.
Badly.
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As the NASA agent remains silent, allow me to answer: the song is "If You're Feeling Sinister" by Belle and Sebastian.
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As the NASA agent remains silent, allow me to answer: the song is "If You're Feeling Sinister" by Belle and Sebastian.
WOOO! A fan? or just a google search?
Your prize is this:
"WELL DONE!!"
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I happen to be a fan, thank you.
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Dear GOD!! I thought I was one of about 3 lol
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No, I'm just lying, I used Google.
Looks like you are only one out of three fans. ;D
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LISTEN TO THEM DAMNIT! The best thing to come out of Scotland since Billy Connelly
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I'd rather not.
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*sigh* and on that note I'm off to bed to wait for the NASAn troops. Just remember, we beat you at the battle of Olympus Mons, NASA!
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I'm just under the general consensus the Human Race has failed at life. Expect a stray comet in a few 100 years to obliterate this crappy planet. Or I could always just do the whole "Ark Thing" with space... Nah that would be too cliche.
Er, you're supposed to be Jesus not God.
Father Son bonding is a great thing. Plus he's getting too old for this shit. Time for me to take over the family business. I'm done with doing "customer service"
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I will kill you all. Even Jesus.
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He'll only come back.
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My name is not Jeremy. I have no name. I have no identity. I am silent and anonymous.
You are not Anonymous. Anonymous is leg/i/on, and that is not what you are.
lurk moar
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In after predictable post.
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I will kill you all. Even Jesus.
Jesus has respawn powers you Jew. Also awesome third person talking skills. The Romans tried that trick awhile back remember? The whole erm... Crucifixion thing? Came back didn't I? And what did I do? Pranked humanity 7 times over with the plagues. Believe you guys call that these days "WTF PWND?"
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His name is Jeremiah
Jeremiah was a bullfrog.
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His name is Jeremiah
Jeremiah was a bullfrog.
But now he's a dipshit.
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You're name is Jesus and you called sopmeone a Jew? Jesus was Jewish you idiot. Who the hell says 'you jew'? I hear schoolkids saying that.
Oh, and Jesus is one aspect of God, so technically he is God.
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Don't be silly, Jesus was a Christian.
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No, he started Christianity. He was a Jew, in fact King of th Jews. Didn't you have a Psalm Sunday when you were a kid? Anyway, he was not Christian, but that's what his followers eventually became when they wrote down and interperated everything after his death.
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LOL.
Paul, James, John and Peter (et al) started Christianity. (Acts, the Epistles, etc...)
Jesus just had the message.
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Silly Kas...
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Lol. What was the point of this thread again?
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uh... The origins of Christianity.
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No, he started Christianity. He was a Jew, in fact King of th Jews. Didn't you have a Psalm Sunday when you were a kid? Anyway, he was not Christian, but that's what his followers eventually became when they wrote down and interperated everything after his death.
Oh man how could I have made such a grave mistake?!
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Oh, one more thing... It's PALM Sunday. The beginning of Holy Week.
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*Mental note: I'm a dumbass*
Yeah ok, I put in an S. If only it was a typo. Then I'd be less stupid. Haha