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Who will join me?

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NASA Agent

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #30 on: June 12, 2007, 03:56:27 PM »
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Quote from: NASA Agent on June 12, 2007, 03:50:43 PM
I am not silent here.  My assignment here is to swagger and threaten by day, and by night to hunt you down and destroy you.

then fucking get on with it, so far your total kill count is 0. Look, "if you're feeling sinister then go and see a minister, Chances are you'll probably feel better, if you stayed at home and played with yourself"

Prize for the one who knows that song and who sung it

0?  I have killed Tom Bishop, Rick James, Bushido, and Midnight.  And you're next.
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Chris Spaghetti

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #31 on: June 12, 2007, 03:57:42 PM »
Bring it dude, still haven't spotted my lyrics, though, which leaves me in doubt about your investigative powers
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Kasroa Is Gone

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #32 on: June 12, 2007, 03:58:01 PM »
Quote from: Jesus89 on June 12, 2007, 03:54:37 PM
I'm just under the general consensus the Human Race has failed at life. Expect a stray comet in a few 100 years to obliterate this crappy planet. Or I could always just do the whole "Ark Thing" with space... Nah that would be too cliche.

Er, you're supposed to be Jesus not God.
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token

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #33 on: June 12, 2007, 03:58:32 PM »
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Saddam Hussein

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #34 on: June 12, 2007, 04:01:31 PM »
As the NASA agent remains silent, allow me to answer: the song is "If You're Feeling Sinister" by Belle and Sebastian.
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Chris Spaghetti

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #35 on: June 12, 2007, 04:03:09 PM »
Quote from: The Creature on June 12, 2007, 04:01:31 PM
As the NASA agent remains silent, allow me to answer: the song is "If You're Feeling Sinister" by Belle and Sebastian.

WOOO! A fan? or just a google search?

Your prize is this:




"WELL DONE!!"
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Saddam Hussein

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #36 on: June 12, 2007, 04:06:03 PM »
I happen to be a fan, thank you.
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Chris Spaghetti

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #37 on: June 12, 2007, 04:06:43 PM »
Dear GOD!! I thought I was one of about 3 lol
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Saddam Hussein

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #38 on: June 12, 2007, 04:12:29 PM »
No, I'm just lying, I used Google.

Looks like you are only one out of three fans. ;D
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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #39 on: June 12, 2007, 04:13:52 PM »
LISTEN TO THEM DAMNIT! The best thing to come out of Scotland since Billy Connelly
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Saddam Hussein

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #40 on: June 12, 2007, 04:16:38 PM »
I'd rather not.
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Chris Spaghetti

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #41 on: June 12, 2007, 04:18:43 PM »
*sigh* and on that note I'm off to bed to wait for the NASAn troops. Just remember, we beat you at the battle of Olympus Mons, NASA!
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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #42 on: June 12, 2007, 04:34:52 PM »
Quote from: Kasroa on June 12, 2007, 03:58:01 PM
Quote from: Jesus89 on June 12, 2007, 03:54:37 PM
I'm just under the general consensus the Human Race has failed at life. Expect a stray comet in a few 100 years to obliterate this crappy planet. Or I could always just do the whole "Ark Thing" with space... Nah that would be too cliche.

Er, you're supposed to be Jesus not God.

Father Son bonding is a great thing. Plus he's getting too old for this shit. Time for me to take over the family business. I'm done with doing "customer service"
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NASA Agent

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #43 on: June 12, 2007, 04:53:30 PM »
I will kill you all.  Even Jesus.
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Roundy the Truthinessist

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #44 on: June 12, 2007, 05:00:16 PM »
He'll only come back.
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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #45 on: June 12, 2007, 07:54:54 PM »
Quote from: NASA Agent on June 12, 2007, 03:46:09 PM
My name is not Jeremy.  I have no name.  I have no identity.  I am silent and anonymous.

You are not Anonymous. Anonymous is leg/i/on, and that is not what you are.

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token

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #46 on: June 12, 2007, 08:27:00 PM »
In after predictable post.
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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #47 on: June 12, 2007, 11:00:41 PM »
Quote from: NASA Agent on June 12, 2007, 04:53:30 PM
I will kill you all.  Even Jesus.

Jesus has respawn powers you Jew. Also awesome third person talking skills. The Romans tried that trick awhile back remember? The whole erm... Crucifixion thing? Came back didn't I? And what did I do? Pranked humanity 7 times over with the plagues. Believe you guys call that these days "WTF PWND?"
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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #48 on: June 13, 2007, 12:20:50 AM »
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My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.
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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #49 on: June 13, 2007, 12:23:28 AM »
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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #50 on: June 13, 2007, 06:15:18 AM »
Quote from: Kasroa on June 12, 2007, 11:59:46 AM
His name is Jeremiah

Jeremiah was a bullfrog.
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JackASCII

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #51 on: June 13, 2007, 06:57:39 AM »
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Quote from: Saddam Hussein on January 24, 2013, 11:12:34 AM
Yes, quite.  No one would ever claim to be someone they're not in their profile name.
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Skeptical ATM

Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #52 on: June 13, 2007, 11:33:46 AM »
You're name is Jesus and you called sopmeone a Jew? Jesus was Jewish you idiot. Who the hell says 'you jew'? I hear schoolkids saying that.

Oh, and Jesus is one aspect of God, so technically he is God.
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Kasroa Is Gone

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #53 on: June 13, 2007, 04:34:52 PM »
Don't be silly, Jesus was a Christian.
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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #54 on: June 14, 2007, 07:54:07 AM »
No, he started Christianity. He was a Jew, in fact King of th Jews. Didn't you have a Psalm Sunday when you were a kid? Anyway, he was not Christian, but that's what his followers eventually became when they wrote down and interperated everything after his death.
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JackASCII

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #55 on: June 14, 2007, 08:57:25 AM »
LOL.

Paul, James, John and Peter (et al) started Christianity. (Acts, the Epistles, etc...)

Jesus just had the message.
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Quote from: Saddam Hussein on January 24, 2013, 11:12:34 AM
Yes, quite.  No one would ever claim to be someone they're not in their profile name.
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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #56 on: June 14, 2007, 09:00:02 AM »
Silly Kas...
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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #57 on: June 14, 2007, 09:17:29 AM »
Lol. What was the point of this thread again?
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JackASCII

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #58 on: June 14, 2007, 09:18:57 AM »
uh... The origins of Christianity.
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Quote from: Saddam Hussein on January 24, 2013, 11:12:34 AM
Yes, quite.  No one would ever claim to be someone they're not in their profile name.
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Kasroa Is Gone

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Re: Who will join me?
« Reply #59 on: June 14, 2007, 10:23:35 AM »
Quote from: Skeptical ATM on June 14, 2007, 07:54:07 AM
No, he started Christianity. He was a Jew, in fact King of th Jews. Didn't you have a Psalm Sunday when you were a kid? Anyway, he was not Christian, but that's what his followers eventually became when they wrote down and interperated everything after his death.

Oh man how could I have made such a grave mistake?!
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