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« Reply #630 on: March 23, 2020, 07:59:17 AM »
Fever?
No.

I think it's just a cold  ;D

But you never know, I'd be young enough to have a chance of only having mild symptoms (or it could get worse).
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« Reply #631 on: March 23, 2020, 08:44:44 AM »
Amy Klobuchar's husband has tested positive.  So she most likely has it.  That's 6 senators who are unable to vote based on our antiquated rules.

Rep Ben McAdams tested positive.  It was bad enough that he had to go to the hospital.  He's 45 years old.
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« Reply #632 on: March 23, 2020, 08:51:11 AM »
Rep Ben McAdams tested positive.  It was bad enough that he had to go to the hospital.  He's 45 years old.

Many - even of the younger people - have to go to the hospital. Fortunately tho, they usually survive it.
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« Reply #633 on: March 23, 2020, 10:19:10 AM »
You have to check in with us every day now. That is an order. Also, are you going to self quarantine just to be safe?
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« Reply #634 on: March 23, 2020, 10:34:07 AM »
You have to check in with us every day now. That is an order. Also, are you going to self quarantine just to be safe?
Me?
Yeah, it's not like I have anything else to do except for staying home.
Pretty sure tho it's just a mild cough.
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« Reply #635 on: March 23, 2020, 10:36:20 AM »
Yes you. You have to let us know that you are okay.
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« Reply #636 on: March 23, 2020, 01:16:28 PM »
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/

RCP now has a leaderboard setup for the Coronavirus.

Go USA!
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« Reply #637 on: March 23, 2020, 01:58:32 PM »

Concisely, Crouts what is RCP? I went there but it seems to be an alternative reality project.

We've just had Boris on the TV, no gatherings of more than two, everything closed apart from food shops.
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« Reply #638 on: March 23, 2020, 02:06:45 PM »
You have to check in with us every day now. That is an order. Also, are you going to self-quarantine just to be safe?
Yes, ma'am:
1) I think I'm still here.
2) We (my wife and I) are self-quarantining at least a far as reasonably possible.

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« Reply #639 on: March 23, 2020, 02:09:39 PM »
You have to check in with us every day now. That is an order. Also, are you going to self quarantine just to be safe?
Me?
Yeah, it's not like I have anything else to do except for staying home.
Pretty sure tho it's just a mild cough.
Dry cough?  You might still have it.  Plenty of people don't even get a fever.  You might not need to worry for yourself, but you should stay away from others.
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« Reply #640 on: March 23, 2020, 03:07:31 PM »

Concisely, Crouts what is RCP? I went there but it seems to be an alternative reality project.

We've just had Boris on the TV, no gatherings of more than two, everything closed apart from food shops.

RealClearPolitics.  It's a website that tracks polling, elections etc.  It's just struck me as odd to have something like tracking an epidemic there.  It would be like ESPN covering it.
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« Reply #641 on: March 23, 2020, 03:21:32 PM »
You have to check in with us every day now. That is an order. Also, are you going to self-quarantine just to be safe?
Yes, ma'am:
1) I think I'm still here.
2) We (my wife and I) are self-quarantining at least a far as reasonably possible.

That's the spirit! I hope you have all the supplies you need. People have lost their minds.
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« Reply #642 on: March 23, 2020, 03:28:16 PM »

Concisely, Crouts what is RCP? I went there but it seems to be an alternative reality project.

We've just had Boris on the TV, no gatherings of more than two, everything closed apart from food shops.

RealClearPolitics.  It's a website that tracks polling, elections etc.  It's just struck me as odd to have something like tracking an epidemic there.  It would be like ESPN covering it.

I think he was referring to the fact that RCP exists in an alternative reality,  just after you pass Trump Trailer Park and before you get to the Infowars amusement arcade.

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« Reply #643 on: March 23, 2020, 03:31:31 PM »
You have to check in with us every day now. That is an order. Also, are you going to self-quarantine just to be safe?
Yes, ma'am:
1) I think I'm still here.
2) We (my wife and I) are self-quarantining at least a far as reasonably possible.

That's the spirit! I hope you have all the supplies you need. People have lost their minds.

People around here aren't generally wearing face masks,  my stupid friend went shopping wearing a face mask and people started running away..   strange,  I would have thought wearing a face mask would make others safer,  not cause panic.   People are funny.
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« Reply #644 on: March 23, 2020, 03:33:56 PM »
I haven't seen any face masks here either, but I live out in BFE.

I would really like to have a dust mask to mow the yard, but you can't even find them anywhere.
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« Reply #645 on: March 23, 2020, 03:54:44 PM »

Concisely, Crouts what is RCP? I went there but it seems to be an alternative reality project.

We've just had Boris on the TV, no gatherings of more than two, everything closed apart from food shops.

RealClearPolitics.  It's a website that tracks polling, elections etc.  It's just struck me as odd to have something like tracking an epidemic there.  It would be like ESPN covering it.

I think he was referring to the fact that RCP exists in an alternative reality,  just after you pass Trump Trailer Park and before you get to the Infowars amusement arcade.

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« Reply #646 on: March 23, 2020, 04:16:17 PM »
I haven't seen any face masks here either, but I live out in BFE.

I would really like to have a dust mask to mow the yard, but you can't even find them anywhere.
From what I hear, for the general public, face masks don't do much other than remind you not to touch your face (which people who aren't used to wearing face masks are more likely to do anyway).  If you're out and about, you don't really need a mask unless you're infected, in which case you shouldn't be out anyway. 

If you insist on a mask, there are DIY options available.  Just don't count on them to keep you safe.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/03/23/homemade-coronavirus-masks-do-they-actually-block-spread/2899622001/
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« Reply #647 on: March 23, 2020, 04:19:47 PM »
I want one to keep me safe from the dust.
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« Reply #648 on: March 23, 2020, 04:33:05 PM »
Then a well fitting DIY mask should work fine.
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« Reply #649 on: March 23, 2020, 04:39:09 PM »
I'll probably just mow without a mask like I usually do, or tie a bandana over my face. LIKE A BURGLAR.
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« Reply #650 on: March 23, 2020, 04:41:46 PM »


You can also use a t shirt and pretend to be a ninja.

It's easier with a long sleeve shirt.
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« Reply #651 on: March 23, 2020, 04:57:04 PM »
Or a stocking like a burglar.
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« Reply #652 on: March 23, 2020, 04:58:35 PM »
Nobody wears stockings anymore.  You'd have to settle for panties over your head.
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« Reply #653 on: March 23, 2020, 05:09:32 PM »
Oh, I think I'll choose to be a ninja.
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« Reply #654 on: March 23, 2020, 10:33:59 PM »
South Africa is going for full and complete lock down on Friday for 21 days.
Military has been dispatched.
Country is aiming to stop this thing before it spreads any further.
We are going the Wuhan route. Social distancing is not enough.
I think its well understood that our health care infrastructure can not support any amount of infections.

As it stands, we have zero deaths and 400 infected.
Hopefully we can stop it completely.
Hopefully I can survive for 21 days in the house with my wife AND sister in law

I just dont know what happens after the 21 days
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« Reply #655 on: March 23, 2020, 11:12:08 PM »
Best of luck.  Hopefully it pays off.
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« Reply #656 on: March 24, 2020, 01:23:24 AM »
South Africa is going for full and complete lock down on Friday for 21 days.
Military has been dispatched.
Country is aiming to stop this thing before it spreads any further.
We are going the Wuhan route. Social distancing is not enough.
I think its well understood that our health care infrastructure can not support any amount of infections.

As it stands, we have zero deaths and 400 infected.
Hopefully we can stop it completely.
Hopefully I can survive for 21 days in the house with my wife AND sister in law

I just dont know what happens after the 21 days

Wow.

You know that something is topsy turvey in the world when a country not exactly known for its benevolence or integrity actually demonstrates real leadership over a country you would think would have a handle on things. Australia's response has been woeful. Our communications are all contradictory and all over the place. Everyone is confused. The government doesn't even seem to have a plan.

Believe me, your short term pain will lead to long term pay off. You dont want a wishy-washy, caviler, half arsed response like that in Australia

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« Reply #657 on: March 24, 2020, 02:11:15 AM »
Nobody wears stockings anymore.  You'd have to settle for panties over your head.
These guys are loving it.

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« Reply #658 on: March 24, 2020, 03:54:05 AM »
South Africa is going for full and complete lock down on Friday for 21 days.
Military has been dispatched.
Country is aiming to stop this thing before it spreads any further.
We are going the Wuhan route. Social distancing is not enough.
I think its well understood that our health care infrastructure can not support any amount of infections.

As it stands, we have zero deaths and 400 infected.
Hopefully we can stop it completely.
Hopefully I can survive for 21 days in the house with my wife AND sister in law

I just dont know what happens after the 21 days

Good luck.
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« Reply #659 on: March 24, 2020, 08:51:14 AM »
Wow.

You know that something is topsy turvey in the world when a country not exactly known for its benevolence or integrity actually demonstrates real leadership over a country you would think would have a handle on things. Australia's response has been woeful. Our communications are all contradictory and all over the place. Everyone is confused. The government doesn't even seem to have a plan.

Believe me, your short term pain will lead to long term pay off. You dont want a wishy-washy, caviler, half arsed response like that in Australia
We are all impressed.
Our government has messed up a lot, but our New president seems to have his shit together.

But lets hope they have a plan after 21 days is up, because the rest of the world will def still have Covid 19, and we can get re-infected.
My hopes are that this is a period of planning, and not crisis management.
If it is, we will get out of this better than most.
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