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What is Mark Zuckerberg?

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Wolvaccine

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What is Mark Zuckerberg?
« on: May 08, 2022, 10:01:27 PM »


His latest photo. What do you think?

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Re: What is Mark Zuckerberg?
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2022, 10:09:22 PM »
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Re: What is Mark Zuckerberg?
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2022, 10:30:53 PM »
Human, but he's squeezed through too many server racks so now his head is a rectangle.
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Re: What is Mark Zuckerberg?
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2022, 08:46:42 AM »
Quote from: Lorddave on May 08, 2022, 10:30:53 PM
Human, but he's squeezed through too many server racks so now his head is a rectangle.
Nah, I think Wise revealed the truth to us long ago. Didn't he have a gif of Zuck turning into a reptilian? That's the real Mark Zuckerberg. And there are millions of them hiding in their underground caverns, just waiting for their time to finally take over the surface world.
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Re: What is Mark Zuckerberg?
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2022, 01:52:28 PM »
None of them look like they have their own teeth.
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Re: What is Mark Zuckerberg?
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2022, 02:03:44 AM »

The composition is almost perfect, diversity has been achieved, almost, except there’s no olds, but they have probably wandered off after the orientation classes in search of someone with a soul, or a cup of something that still contains a stimulant rather than antioxidants.

Or a fucking sandwich that doesn’t contain 15 different seeds and the right mix of locally sourced free trade organic bee friendly cruelty free holistically balanced ingredients to make it sound more like a UN resolution than a butty, but tastes of nothing but hubris and pretension.

And those teeth Jimmy, you have to have chewers that tightly packed and perfect otherwise it takes an hour of sucking and probing with your tongue to winkle all the fucking seeds.
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Re: What is Mark Zuckerberg?
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2022, 04:02:16 AM »
Quote from: Jura-Glenlivet II on May 10, 2022, 02:03:44 AM

The composition is almost perfect, diversity has been achieved, almost, except there’s no olds, but they have probably wandered off after the orientation classes in search of someone with a soul, or a cup of something that still contains a stimulant rather than antioxidants.

Or a fucking sandwich that doesn’t contain 15 different seeds and the right mix of locally sourced free trade organic bee friendly cruelty free holistically balanced ingredients to make it sound more like a UN resolution than a butty, but tastes of nothing but hubris and pretension.

And those teeth Jimmy, you have to have chewers that tightly packed and perfect otherwise it takes an hour of sucking and probing with your tongue to winkle all the fucking seeds.

You, madam, have won this thread.
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Quote from: wise on May 26, 2023, 05:06:05 AM
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Re: What is Mark Zuckerberg?
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2022, 04:11:08 AM »
Quote from: Lorddave on May 10, 2022, 04:02:16 AM
Quote from: Jura-Glenlivet II on May 10, 2022, 02:03:44 AM

The composition is almost perfect, diversity has been achieved, almost, except there’s no olds, but they have probably wandered off after the orientation classes in search of someone with a soul, or a cup of something that still contains a stimulant rather than antioxidants.

Or a fucking sandwich that doesn’t contain 15 different seeds and the right mix of locally sourced free trade organic bee friendly cruelty free holistically balanced ingredients to make it sound more like a UN resolution than a butty, but tastes of nothing but hubris and pretension.

And those teeth Jimmy, you have to have chewers that tightly packed and perfect otherwise it takes an hour of sucking and probing with your tongue to winkle all the fucking seeds.

You, madam, have won this thread.

Jura wins every thread....
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Jura-Glenlivet II

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Re: What is Mark Zuckerberg?
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2022, 04:48:49 AM »

I demand a cult.
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Re: What is Mark Zuckerberg?
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2022, 04:51:28 AM »
Quote from: Jura-Glenlivet II on May 10, 2022, 04:48:49 AM

I demand a cult.

Not until you hold a rally.  Also I want flags, lots of flags.

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Re: What is Mark Zuckerberg?
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2022, 05:17:39 AM »
Quote from: Jura-Glenlivet II on May 10, 2022, 04:48:49 AM

I demand a cult.
You'll need American teeth first.
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Re: What is Mark Zuckerberg?
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2022, 06:27:04 AM »
Damnit!  I'm already in half a dozen cults.  It's a massive drain on my time.

Fuck it.  I'll join your cult.
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Re: What is Mark Zuckerberg?
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2022, 06:59:17 AM »

As far as cults go, having one based on intermittent rants and propping up distilleries, wouldn’t I fear compete with the man at the top of this page, his acolytes may not have the inherent viciousness that we possess, but their confidence in showing their teeth in perfect unison with a dead eyed mannequin shows a level of adoration I am unlikely to inspire, and If I did, would squander.

Far better to martyr me and build the cult on what you wanted me to stand for, rather than me popping up and saying, nope, that’s not what I meant.
The volumes of doggerel you have of mine at your disposal could be quote mined to fit the current zeitgeist. 
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Re: What is Mark Zuckerberg?
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2022, 08:45:01 AM »
Now I want a log of all Jura's posts to go through and come up with gospels and prophecies
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Re: What is Mark Zuckerberg?
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2022, 09:53:10 AM »
Quote from: boydster on May 10, 2022, 08:45:01 AM
Now I want a log of all Jura's posts to go through and come up with gospels and prophecies

https://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=1464334

This should keep you busy
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what website did you use to buy your wife? Did you choose Chinese over Russian because she can't open her eyes to see you?

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Re: What is Mark Zuckerberg?
« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2022, 10:15:11 AM »
Quote from: Masalang the Torpedo on May 10, 2022, 09:53:10 AM
Quote from: boydster on May 10, 2022, 08:45:01 AM
Now I want a log of all Jura's posts to go through and come up with gospels and prophecies

https://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=1464334

This should keep you busy
Yeah, no, there's a much more manageable way to go about this lol
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Re: What is Mark Zuckerberg?
« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2022, 12:28:12 PM »
Quote from: Jura-Glenlivet II on May 10, 2022, 04:48:49 AM

I demand a cult.

I volunteer to be your second in command. 



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Rayzor

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Re: What is Mark Zuckerberg?
« Reply #17 on: May 11, 2022, 06:19:01 AM »
I found a documentary that covers this exact situation.   The life of Jura,  he's not the messiah,  he's just a very naughty boy.




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Jura-Glenlivet II

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Re: What is Mark Zuckerberg?
« Reply #18 on: May 11, 2022, 06:28:44 AM »
More like this guy.



Only with a computer and stuff, so just the dress sense
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Rayzor

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Re: What is Mark Zuckerberg?
« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2022, 03:02:18 PM »
Quote from: Jura-Glenlivet II on May 11, 2022, 06:28:44 AM
More like this guy.



Only with a computer and stuff, so just the dress sense

Do you in fact have juniper bushes?   Inquiring minds wish to know.   Is Glenlivet secretly going for a trip down the dark side of gin lane?


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Rayzor

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Re: What is Mark Zuckerberg?
« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2022, 03:47:04 AM »
Found it.


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