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One time I admitted that Judas Priest was my favorite in high school and that I'd gone to see them on their Turbo Lover tour and there were people who never spoke to me again.

(Electric Eye was my very first Judas Priest obsession)
Why would anyone be embarrassed for Judas Priest?

Seriously?

I've seen a lot of bands, some for the hell of it, some just because they were on, Judas Priest were the only band I walked out of, and I've seen Ted Nugent.

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One time I admitted that Judas Priest was my favorite in high school and that I'd gone to see them on their Turbo Lover tour and there were people who never spoke to me again.

(Electric Eye was my very first Judas Priest obsession)

Truly terrible!

I had this album, and for a while I loved this track.


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A poll I will vote in.

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I think this maybe true, from time to time we receive birds across the sea from the US that come here for asylum, they feed our hawks, and we haven't had much snow the last few years, which means someone must be eating it.

The DRK are truly kind, cake dispensing angels.

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The Lounge / Re: Coronovirus Roll call
« on: May 14, 2020, 06:57:13 AM »

It's about time we had a female dictator, I think they could bring a fresh perspective to the roll.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Favorite YouTube channels
« on: May 03, 2020, 11:39:43 AM »

Bridget for Queen of the US.

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The Lounge / Re: Narrator suggestions and discussings here
« on: May 01, 2020, 02:39:46 PM »

The game that I don't think Wise is going to sign up for, (see https://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=79223.msg2248604#msg2248604)

Will start Tuesday. This may, on whose testimony you choose to believe, lead either to a hopefully enjoyable game, or your death.   

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The Lounge / Re: $1200.00
« on: May 01, 2020, 08:08:16 AM »

I do like a pin vice, not so sure about the socks though.

I'd go for https://www.masterofmalt.com/whiskies/mackmyra-svensk-whisky/mackmyra-appelblom-whisky/


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The Lounge / Re: Narrator suggestions and discussings here
« on: April 30, 2020, 05:33:34 AM »
Yeah! Why am I allowed to just wander around killing people?

Any one else want to come play?

https://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=79223.msg2248604#msg2248604

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The Lounge / Re: Corona Crisis
« on: April 30, 2020, 01:51:16 AM »
Working mainly from home and up until the weekend we had glorious spring weather so the garden was a haven, now it seems to have reverted to the UK type so feeling a bit hemmed in.
But as we furloughed our machinists I get to go in and play with them for development, designed a simple 2 part visor that is cheap, but the procurement procedure for PPI is so retarded here it's unlikely to get the okay this side of WWIII.
Alcohol gremlins have infested my house too! Beer, Whiskey and Gin have all been evaporating, straight out of lockdown into rehab probability high.

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The Lounge / Re: Narrator suggestions and discussings here
« on: April 29, 2020, 08:00:33 AM »


The reason being, that wonderful site has the dice throwing option that is necessary for the game.


There are a number of rules where a dice throw is needed, and, the last two games were here, and it pisses off a looney so much he won't ruin it by playing.

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The Lounge / Re: Narrator suggestions and discussings here
« on: April 29, 2020, 02:56:35 AM »

Village somewhere in Turkey is crying out for an idiot.

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Arts & Entertainment / Re: Old School Fairy Tales
« on: April 29, 2020, 02:45:02 AM »

The Ugly duckling;

Just because your child is a bit of a munter doesn't mean that those bat ears and big teeth won't metamorphise into something agreeable in time, give them the confidence to see beyond the jeers, beauty comes from within.

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The Lounge / Re: Narrator suggestions and discussings here
« on: April 29, 2020, 01:30:18 AM »
RAF Fylingdales, 2055.

The rising seas had made an island of the bleak North York Moors, chasing the river Tees back to the Dales to the north and west, inundating the Humber estuary and Lincolnshire to the south, Historic York itself, abandoned to the encroaching waters of the north sea.

The moors, high and windswept as they were, provided thin fare in the best of times, the ravages of decades of neglect by a southern government trying to resurrect a golden age that never was, the eruptions of viruses and the melting ice caps, had led to a diaspora. Northern Britain was almost empty now.



And then the penguins had come to the Ballistic Missile Early Warning station, their meeting point on the journey north, it was rumoured to have hidden weapons, defence missiles installed to deal with incoming efforts to wipe out the base in time of war. They wanted these weapons for nearby were the ancestral homelands of a most powerful adversary.



The North was almost empty now, but not quite. When the teaming millions departed, and the corpses had been cleared by crow and rat, old ways had reasserted. In the out of way places where they'd gone to ground, the witches resurfaced. A few miles to the north of Fylingdales, the Danby sorceresses were alerted to an evil presence and they were damned if after finally being rid of prying eyes, they would give way again.


Ancient bonds had been re-forged in the revival , foremost amongst these, Clan Glenlivet had reawakened contracts as old as the land to warn the witches of something coming, when the first of these arrived, the hags summoned a Barghest, blacker than a priest's shadow, but for their ember red eyes, the huge spectral beast had fallen on the interlopers, but discerning the taint of more to come, and lacking the power to deal with it alone, they sent word to the clan. Two shrouded figures exuding power had been the reply, passing swiftly through, pausing to lay tributes at the Blue man-o'-the Moss before heading for the abandoned air base.

Clan Glenlivet had not been idle since the victory in Orlando, the recovery of Sister Boudica's soul had been of paramount importance since her loss in Finland, the actions of the three in tracking her to Disney world had been exemplary.
The work done by the priestesses of the glens in splitting her from the penguin curse had furnished them with the final locks to the were-penguins secrets of transformation. They could now, they believed, move among the enemy undetected, able to shape-shift at will, it was time to turn this war around.


This game will be played on Boydsta's site. Sign up here (https://werepenguin.space/index.php?topic=95.msg3728#msg3728)
The reason being, that wonderful site has the dice throwing option that is necessary for the game.

All welcome, if you don't have an account, make one and play.

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Because, as he's obviously a robot he would be immune.

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The Lounge / Re: What was your first post in the FES?
« on: April 21, 2020, 12:35:50 PM »
I come in peace.


Seeing as these sites might be merging like mating worms in the future, I thought I might as well stage a raid to see what's up, say hi to those I know (The mighty Crouton, PP, Boots (bless)) and any others that grace our shores when this place falls to pieces.

I see Inti' has become a sticking point, and for that I feel partly responsible as he fell for my avatar and in his subsequent dissolution, he struck out as scorned lovers often do. Personally, I miss him, and I just know he will be made up to find me here.

As for integration, that would be great, wouldn't that be just great? I mean really great! It's not going to happen (at least not easily).

Ego's, poison in the well, bad blood and good old tribalism will see to that, but that is also why I am here, as a cultural exchange.

We may not be able to change what has happened between these damaged individuals, but we, the rank and file membership can bridge other gaps, make suggestions for slight changes, visit each other to build relationships, babysit and make cookies.

Here's a thought, the mighty Davis has lifted something, that stopped us doing something we weren't apparently ever doing, brilliant, so in reply we could say that should Inti' admit his behavior in trying to get Pars' beheaded by ISIS, was beyond the pale, he would consider a pardon should all things come to pass.
In the mean time come visit, forge bonds, show them that we want this to happen, just don't fall for my avatar or the immortal one may get jealous and have your head removed.

I came to do good.

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The Lounge / Re: So I have a secret smoke machine...
« on: April 17, 2020, 02:41:38 AM »


Hoppy won't be pleased, but then again what is the point of Hoppy?

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The Lounge / Re: So I have a secret smoke machine...
« on: April 17, 2020, 02:08:49 AM »
It's secret because my family doesn't know about it.  My plan is to hide it somewhere in the house and put it on a timer to flood the house with fake smoke at around maybe 4am.  And then I'll see what happens.

I really don't know why I do some of the things that I do.
If you do that, it is because you have a screw loose. You are supposed to be protecting your family from this kind of shit.

Hoppy is correct. You have several loose screws. You need help.

I hope when you do it, someone calls the firebrigade and you get billed the full cost of a callout - which will be thousands of $$$$$. The look on your wife's face when they locate the cause to be your fog machine, will be priceless! (Best you hide all the knives in your house beforehand)

I also hope nobody in your house sustains lung problems from breathing that crap, or trips and injures themselves (because they can't see) trying to flee your house.

It's a dumb idea, Crouton.

You'll understand when you have kids of your own.

Some people have no sense of fun.

I remember playing "dead in bed" when the kids were small, oh the tears, they were actually beating us.

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The Lounge / Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« on: April 16, 2020, 01:53:48 PM »



You say I have 3 now?

Ok, take 3 points away from me. 1 for each of these

Jura sux
Jura sux
Jura sux

Okay. What do I win?  8)

Okay, Shifter votes himself out.

What do you win? I dunno, not my game.

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The Lounge / Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« on: April 16, 2020, 10:35:05 AM »


Points should be lost by people sounding pathetic in the face of criticism.

Minus 1 point

Shifter - 3

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The Lounge / Re: So I have a secret smoke machine...
« on: April 16, 2020, 01:07:15 AM »
Damnit!  I just tried out the smoke machine and it set off the fire alarms!

I'm going to have to give this more thought.

Are you sure it's a dry ice machine and not just a fire? Dry ice shouldn't set off fire alarms.

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David Icke;

Who said,
Quote
"Humanity is actually under the control of dinosaur-like alien reptiles called the Babylon Brotherhood who must consume human blood to maintain their human appearance."

Icke believes lizards include The Queen, George W Bush and the late country singer Boxcar Willie.

 
Quote
"The opening and closing ceremonies of the London Olympics are mass satanic rituals disguised as a celebration of Britain and sport. Their medium is the language of symbolism... The Olympic Stadium is also strategically placed on the earth-energy grid to tap into that power on the Global Cabalís own satanic frequencies or vibrations.
The enormous Olympic bell, the biggest harmonically-tuned bell in the world made specially for the opening ceremony, is designed to dictate that frequency right at the start."

Not woke Mikey, just having a nightmare.


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The Lounge / Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« on: April 16, 2020, 12:37:12 AM »


Minus 1 point

Shifter-4 hitpoints

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The Lounge / Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« on: April 15, 2020, 03:18:52 AM »

[Wise is never allowed to play]
I have removed my posts in this thread. I have many time told, mods represent the management. So, this is the decision of the management. Management is about half of players here.

Hence, I am out.



Points should also be lost by people reacting to "pity me quitting", with other than scorn.

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The Lounge / Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« on: April 15, 2020, 02:11:39 AM »

Points should be lost by people sounding pathetic in the face of criticism.

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The Lounge / Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« on: April 15, 2020, 01:55:51 AM »
Spruce (AKA Bruce Springsteen, The Bitch, All that is wrong with US music that doesn't involve poodle haircuts) quotes, include recognisable sections of song lyrics that would not be considered normal parlance, song titles or dumb shit he's said.
A point is also removed if you have ever, anywhere, anytime at all, held a lighter or phone with torch on, swaying above your head, to any song, two points if that song involved being on the banks and jumping into a large body of seaward bound water. 

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The Lounge / Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« on: April 15, 2020, 01:42:28 AM »

Rule;
All players are allocated 5 hit points, points are lost by breaking rules, popular vote, quoting Bruce Springsteen or arbitrary narrator intervention.

If hit points reach zero you are out, if hit points reach zero and you have quoted the Spruce you are not allowed to re-spawn by dream sequence. 

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The Lounge / Re: Ban The Game: Sign Up
« on: April 14, 2020, 03:00:18 PM »

I say we start tomorrow

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The Lounge / Re: Happy Easter!
« on: April 12, 2020, 01:37:24 PM »
Inb4 some idiot says Happy Zombie Jesus Day

Oh, wait...  :-[  :-X

 :P

Damn!

Happiness everyone.

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