Okay, I’m all for compromise, negotiation is everything, although I think we will miss Boydsta’s deft touch with the balloon sculptures.
Stash & NSS become salaried as The Skeptical Food Stash Catering & Beverage Collective, Crouton, can utilise his unique gifts and incite, and is taken on as freelance chronicler, poet and rap-master, Jimmy if he’s interested can do venue security, but something a little different to the standard wrapped shades and scowling, maybe Alice in Wonderland themed or a highly trained Baboon troupe, Shifty (who I forgot) would be perfect for customer relations, Lexi is runner.
But! And this is a big But, this Giovanni character, not committee material I’m afraid, a disseminator of falsehoods and most importantly not a registered member of the FES, at best you can take him as a personal consultant and food taster, I recommend you get a food taster.