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The Lounge / Good night, sweet FES...

« on: October 26, 2008, 01:50:56 PM »

As of today, I am officially QUITTING THE INTERNETS. This sadly includes FES.

It's been fun educational amusing retarted, guize. Thank you all for your assistance in wasting so much of my time. I couldn't have done it without you. After all, I can resist everything except temptation. Also, dongs.

Would I have still joined knowing what I know today? Hard to say. All things considered, though, I should have really lurked moar.

Fare thee well,

Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde

(in b4 the tl;dr)

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The Lounge / Bohemian Altsody

« on: October 24, 2008, 12:15:23 AM »

Kinda slow around here, eh, guys?

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Flat Earth Q&A / FES in a nutshell...

« on: October 19, 2008, 08:41:46 PM »

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The Lounge / No one remembered...

« on: October 16, 2008, 12:10:01 PM »

 

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The Lounge / Who is stronger?

« on: October 15, 2008, 04:10:53 PM »

Discuss.

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The Lounge / Canadian Elections

« on: October 13, 2008, 04:40:26 PM »

Set this up in memory of Althalus. I'll keep you all updated for him.

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Philosophy, Religion & Society / Does God have a sense of humour?

« on: October 06, 2008, 03:55:25 PM »

I want a conclusive discussion please.

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The Lounge / Oscar's Book

« on: August 29, 2008, 06:48:18 PM »

The Reanimated Corpse of Oscar Wilde Presents...
"The Heretofore Unnamed Book"

The following story is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are products of the author's imagination or are used ficticiously. Any resemblence to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental...and, quite frankly, really really pitiable.

To The Flat Earth Society and all who post there; this one's for you. You deserve each other. penguins.

~~~

In fourteen hundred and ninety-two,
Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He took three ships with him, too,
And called aboard his faithful crew.
Mighty, strong and brave was he
As he sailed across the open sea.
Some people still thought the world was flat!
Can you even imagine that?
- Historically fallacious nursery rhyme

Also, dongs.
- Anonymous

~~~

~Dramatis Personae~

The Flat Earth Society

Tom Bishop
Natasha Love/General Gayer
Narcberry
Raist
Hara Taiki
Dogplatter/James McIntyre
The Engineer

Unaffiliated

Eric Bloedow
Mr. Merriweather
Mrs. Merriweather
Brian Merriweather

~~~

Table of Contents

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three

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The Lounge / Oscar's Book Discussion

« on: August 28, 2008, 05:19:11 PM »

The bandwagon is filling up...should I jump on?

Discuss.

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The Lounge / Der Untergang

« on: August 17, 2008, 10:57:52 PM »

I appear to have been banned from the new forums. Anyone else experience a hit?

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The Lounge / Roundoo...kawaii desu!

« on: June 15, 2008, 08:59:41 PM »

Dear Roundoo,

I was very much hurt by your use of the f-word today in describing the FES regular membership. I do not think that you are really that bigoted deep down, but as a sign of good will, perhaps you could issue a public apology?

Let us put the differences regarding our personal beliefs in the shape of the earth aside and agree to coexist peacefully with respect to each other's dignity and not resort to hate-mongering and name-calling as you have done repeatedly in the past.

I hope you will consider this extended offer of friendship. I know my colleagues agree that it would be better for everyone. We all share this flat earth together, so we should all learn to get along within the ice wall's cozy confines (or the earth's self-induced force of gravity perpetuated by its mass or whatever it is you people believe).

Yours in solidarity,
Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde

Dear Oscar Wilde,

I have been through much in the few weeks I have been here. I have noticed I am now considered one of the most retarded, annoying, and ignorant trolls here. It can get so hard. I post one thing and I get spammed like crazy. It drives me crazy sometimes. I now regret using the F word. I promise, that as long as I am at this dying place, that I will never use that word to anyone ever again under any circumstance. 

I am a nice person deep down, I really am. I'm sure you are too. I hope that you will accept my apology. This PM shows that you are much more mature then other people who have PM-ed me in the past. Sorry about any misspelled words or inproper grammar in this post.

Sincerely,
ROUND000

Roundoo gave his consent for this to be posted. He is very sorry and now hopes to get along with everyone in future.

Discuss.