As of today, I am officially QUITTING THE INTERNETS. This sadly includes FES.
It's been fun educational amusing retarted, guize. Thank you all for your assistance in wasting so much of my time. I couldn't have done it without you. After all, I can resist everything except temptation. Also, dongs.
Would I have still joined knowing what I know today? Hard to say. All things considered, though, I should have really lurked moar.
Fare thee well,
Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde
(in b4 the tl;dr)