So are Universal Acceleration, Aetheric Whirlpools and Dark Energy really "just so" answers for craters that you hope might work? - no real calculations or measurements?
What happens for the models that don't accept UA but use Denpressure and stuff. Are we switching models to explain specific problems (i.e. no one model explains everything)?
So I missed your explanations.
How does UA blast rocks from under the Earth around to above then down again with sufficient force to make craters?
What happens on FE models that don't support UA but Denpressure?
What are the Aetheric Whirlpools you brought up and how do they make craters on the FE model?
What does Dark Energy, that you brought up, have to do with making craters on the FE model?
I don't understand how sand, being blown past something has anything to do with a rock under the Earth going down, sideways, up, sideways, then down again to make a crater. Does wind do this like sand or UA? Please explain.