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are you a christian

yes
5 (13.9%)
no
28 (77.8%)
maybe I'm not sure
3 (8.3%)

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Voting closed: February 15, 2007, 05:22:15 PM

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« on: February 15, 2007, 05:22:15 PM »
repent come to the glory of God give him your pain
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« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2007, 05:30:50 PM »
Can you demonstrate to me, conclusively, that this 'God' character exists, and that repenting to him and giving him my pain will actually have any positive effect? If not, then good day sir.
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« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2007, 05:47:59 PM »
I'm doing rather fine without him, thanks.
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« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2007, 07:11:25 PM »
Quote from: "Tigerfan29"
repent come to the glory of God give him your pain

um, im bhuddist, and im good now, thanx
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« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2007, 10:57:50 PM »
totally dude, buddhist high five!
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« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2007, 11:15:37 PM »
Honestly, I find this God fellow rather repulsive, and choose not to revere him so.


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« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2007, 01:21:16 AM »
High-five stolen by zen master toothpaste.
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« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2007, 02:09:13 AM »
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repent come to the glory of God give him your pain

He can have my pain, all of it. I can do without the headaches, bachaches, cramping and other crap associated with menstruating!
But repent? Helllll no![/i]

Oh yeah, he can have the toothache too.
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« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2007, 02:12:45 AM »
Try child-birth, an experience my gf is soon to endure. :?
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« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2007, 02:25:08 AM »
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Try child-birth, an experience my gf is soon to endure. :?

Yeah, he can have that too!
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« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2007, 03:21:38 AM »
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Try child-birth, an experience my gf is soon to endure. :?


Good luck, man. Hope it all goes well.

Y'know, something shitty happened yesterday, turns out a friend of a friend is pregnant, she in her mid-teens and the guy she fucked is in his twenties! Can you believe it? Now the sonovadiseasedbitch is ignoring her! ASSHOLE! :evil: And you know what the stupid girl's excuse was? She 'loves' him..... YEAH RIGHT!
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« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2007, 03:35:20 AM »
Not only is there absolutely no genuine evidence that God exists, but the notion of it is arrogant and self obsessed.  I also feel that religion has an evil effect on the world, and we would live in a far better world without it.  I find many of the teachings and actions of Christianity to not only be false, but to be immoral.  It is no surprise that there is a direct link between a lack of intelligence and religious belief, because it is irrational and only appeals to people who are ignorant.
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« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2007, 07:56:07 AM »
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Y'know, something shitty happened yesterday, turns out a friend of a friend is pregnant, she in her mid-teens and the guy she fucked is in his twenties! Can you believe it? Now the sonovadiseasedbitch is ignoring her! ASSHOLE! :evil: And you know what the stupid girl's excuse was? She 'loves' him..... YEAH RIGHT!

Where do you live? Here that is considered rape.

And no Tigerfan29, I am not going to repent to your imaginary god.
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« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2007, 10:35:56 AM »
In Qatar. Stupid girl doesnt even know his name though, he just refers to himself as ' pinki ', supposedly nobody knows his name. It'd futile to take him to court, she's a foreigner, he's Qatari. People in this country are corrupt and extremely racist, you can do the math from here. She has to leave the country, or SHE'LL get jailed.
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« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2007, 10:47:57 AM »
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In Qatar. Stupid girl doesnt even know his name though, he just refers to himself as ' pinki ', supposedly nobody knows his name. It'd futile to take him to court, she's a foreigner, he's Qatari. People in this country are corrupt and extremely racist, you can do the math from here. She has to leave the country, or SHE'LL get jailed.

Wow, it really sucks to be her right now. :(

No offense Northrider5, but your country sucks.
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« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2007, 11:11:35 AM »
LOL
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« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2007, 11:46:27 AM »
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Quote from: "Northrider5"
In Qatar. Stupid girl doesnt even know his name though, he just refers to himself as ' pinki ', supposedly nobody knows his name. It'd futile to take him to court, she's a foreigner, he's Qatari. People in this country are corrupt and extremely racist, you can do the math from here. She has to leave the country, or SHE'LL get jailed.

Wow, it really sucks to be her right now. :(

No offense Northrider5, but your country sucks.


Tell me something I dont fucking know already...... THIS is why I'm ashamed to call myself Qatari sometimes. Ah, well, at least I'm bi-racial...
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« Reply #17 on: February 16, 2007, 11:50:13 AM »
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Ah, well, at least I'm bi-racial...


Sounds kinky.  ;)
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« Reply #18 on: February 16, 2007, 12:18:45 PM »
Don't make me go Bin Laden on you..... 8-)
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« Reply #19 on: February 16, 2007, 07:45:08 PM »
I gave this God fellow a shot to find me. I would have kept trying, most likely, if not for guys like Nomad [and Sigma] who infected my mind with evil atheistic thoughts.

I voted no.  8-)
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« Reply #20 on: February 16, 2007, 07:45:34 PM »
Oh, you know that Sigma helped.
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« Reply #21 on: February 16, 2007, 07:45:58 PM »
Most definitely.
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« Reply #22 on: February 16, 2007, 10:49:27 PM »
Quote from: "dysfunction"
Can you demonstrate to me, conclusively, that this 'God' character exists, and that repenting to him and giving him my pain will actually have any positive effect? If not, then good day sir.


No, all he can do is prove that we all started from a big bang 3,000,000 years ago.
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« Reply #23 on: February 16, 2007, 10:52:43 PM »
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Quote from: "dysfunction"
Can you demonstrate to me, conclusively, that this 'God' character exists, and that repenting to him and giving him my pain will actually have any positive effect? If not, then good day sir.


No, all he can do is prove that we all started from a big bang 3,000,000 years ago.


You misspelled "13,000,000,000".
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« Reply #24 on: February 17, 2007, 08:55:12 AM »
Isn't it 13,700,000,000?

Somebody corrected me about that just the other day.

Not only is there no evidence that God exists but consider this:

How many times has religion held a particular view, only to be proved wrong by science (any religion)?

I'm sure you can think of a few.

Now how many times has science held a particular view (and kind of science), only to be proved wrong by religion (any kind of religion).


Considering the huge contradictions between religious beliefs and science that exist now, who is more likely to be right?
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« Reply #25 on: February 17, 2007, 08:59:57 AM »
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You misspelled "13,000,000".

You misspelled "13,000,000,000". :P
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« Reply #26 on: February 17, 2007, 01:22:13 PM »
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You misspelled "13,000,000".

You misspelled "13,000,000,000". :P


Hey, I was operating on five hours of sleep.  Give me a break.
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« Reply #27 on: February 17, 2007, 01:25:01 PM »
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repent come to the glory of God give him your pain

Your fictional big man a sadist now?
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« Reply #28 on: February 18, 2007, 04:43:39 PM »
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Not only is there absolutely no genuine evidence that God exists, but the notion of it is arrogant and self obsessed.  I also feel that religion has an evil effect on the world, and we would live in a far better world without it.  I find many of the teachings and actions of Christianity to not only be false, but to be immoral.  It is no surprise that there is a direct link between a lack of intelligence and religious belief, because it is irrational and only appeals to people who are ignorant.


you find many teaching and actions of christianity to not only be false, but to be immoral. understand the bible instead of judging people. find an immoral teaching in the bible, but you won't. people can be idiots. christians can be idiots. lack of intelligence has nothing to do with it
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« Reply #29 on: February 18, 2007, 04:44:56 PM »
*deist*
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