A few things:
First off, I'd like to welcome Enraged Penguin to the awesomest team on the forum, because he rocks (come on kids, join up, all the cool kids are doing it), together we will weave a fabric of pseudo-truth so thick that not even the most powerful logic will be able to disprove it.
Secondly,
6strings i really really really want you to respond to this. i know you can, take your time, kill it to death, please.
I'm glad that your faith in me remains despite my recent, and continuing, bout with my own sanity. However...
i need entertainment and im sick of playing pokemon to pass the time.
Die by fire. While I understand using this forum for entertainment, I'm guilty of the same thing, but Pokemon? Pokemon?!?!? ARRRRGH.
Now I'll get on to the actual content, so turn off your gameboys boys and girls, and rub the pikachus out of your eyes, because his could take a while.
wouldn't this mean that people would weigh more as they approached the north? considering that one "weighs" less as they approach higher altitudes, i would have to conclude that the gravity theory still holds strong.
What are you smoking? Are you confusing latitude with altitude? They aren't the same...I mean...this actually doesn't follow...We're talking about magnetism, which has no effect on gravity...so anyway...
However, you do raise a good point
unless, of course, ALL of our scales have been calibrated to decrease in reading as we approach higher altitudes, to give the effect that would best support the round earth theory. this can be rebutted with the claim that spring scales have a "spring constant" and that it would be difficult to calibrate such a simple mechanism for such a complex operation.
In my opinion, this ridiculous notion of flat earth gravity has been destroyed, descrated, then killed again. Even from a flat earth point of view, the earth is not rushing upwards. So, I'll take this chance to postulate my new and improved flat earth gravity theory:
Let's observe the facts:
A) We can conclude that there is a downward pull, towards the earth
http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=905(and yes, I do see the irony in using a thread in which I myself attacked flat earth gravity)
B) Gravity varies according to altitude.
So, we have a downward pull that gets stronger the closer we get to the ground.
Here's my theory:
It's derived from ancient oriental (as well as buddhist) beliefs. These beliefs state that everything contains "qi", which is essentially energy. Now, I myself have seen a Tai Chi sensei channel qi so that it pulled an apple that was a foot away into his hand. The reason for this is that qi attracts qi, and qi in greater quantities exererts a greater pull. Another interesting fact about qi is that it can be drawn best the closer one is to the ground.
From this I conclude that a great quantity of qi exists beneath the disk, pulling us down. Either that, or individual gnomes chain us to the ground with invisible chains.
So, I've decided to take initiative and proclam this the new flat earth view of gravity, feel free to add on to it.
Hope I've entertained you TofuGlove, now go throw out your pokemon and find some women...or beer...or better yet, women AND beer.