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« on: February 07, 2007, 09:01:25 PM »
1) Why does the goernment care so greatly about keeping the true shape of the earth a secret? Are aliens gonna fuck us up if they dont keep it a secret?

2) If the North and South sides of the earth are ice walls, how do you explain the middle east and around there, tis DESERT, ice cant survive in the DESERT....

3) are you guys christian, because in the bible i believe it says the earth is flat.

4) They didn't have photoshop in 1969, so how did they fake these pictures with some glorious detail? They didn't even have MS paint probably

5) I skimmed through the FAQ real fast. apparently the moon and stars are spotlights? If the earth is as big as you guys say, the spotlights would have to  be MILES accross, and millions of them. I dont think thats possible...

6) I dont believe, Believe is just my internet name, but i'm willing to hear you guys out even though i dont believe in it too much

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« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2007, 09:05:55 PM »
Try using this thing, I hear it helps immensely in making you not look ignorant:



Note: You actually CAN click this one in the post, via super-awesome FE technology (that we stole from the Germans).

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« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2007, 09:12:11 PM »
"4) They didn't have photoshop in 1969, so how did they fake these pictures with some glorious detail? They didn't even have MS paint probably"

Hmm, good point. I guess an agency with billions of dollars of funding (NASA) couldn't create a couple of photo's without Microsoft paint.[/b]

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« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2007, 09:14:31 PM »
Quote from: "BOGWarrior89"
Try using this thing, I hear it helps immensely in making you not look ignorant:



Note: You actually CAN click this one in the post, via super-awesome FE technology (that we stole from the Germans).
If you are Polish then the theft of the search button is a somewhat watered down vengance, still...
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Every little helps.

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« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2007, 10:01:19 PM »
Wow I'm the ignorant one. And for that, makes me NOT LOOK IGNORANT? Nice grammar.


What about a video of outer space? Instead of pics?
Ever heard of the Nasa television channel? 100% live?

EDIT: Oh yeah..NASA's a conspiricy...I forgot.

What if you were to go to a rocket launching? like, they DO have ON SCENE rocket launchinds...you can watch the asternauts go in the space craft and actually take off. If you didn't live in a hole you'd know this >.>

About the microsoft paint, I started thinking and i'm pretty sure they had AirBrushes, so i guess its plausible they could've...But I know they didn't.

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« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2007, 10:14:40 PM »
Quote from: "<Believe>"
Wow I'm the ignorant one.


Yes; you are incapable of searching, and therefore ignorant.

Quote from: "<Believe>"
Nice grammar.

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SCENE rocket launchinds ... asternauts

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« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2007, 10:16:17 PM »
I think we're all ignorant, and this thread should die, yay!!!!! 8-)
f there were an ice wall, Chuck Norris would've roundhouse kicked it by now, so there goes that theory.

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a FE'er (either one's correct)

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« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2007, 10:41:03 PM »
LSU i've read your posts and you're the smartest one on these forums, so dont go off on me about being ignorant. The members that believe earth is flat are ignorant. You're so good at battling these nubs!

 :oops: I think we should have sex because I'm like that. Just like all the FE people.

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« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2007, 10:42:09 PM »
"About the microsoft paint, I started thinking and i'm pretty sure they had AirBrushes, so i guess its plausible they could've...But I know they didn't."

So if they had airbrushes, what would stop them from using them? How do you know NASA didn't capitalize on cutting edge photo editing technology?

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« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2007, 10:47:02 PM »
how do you KNOW the earth is flat. how do you KNOW theres a god damn ice wall


Get in an airplane, and fly to a piece of your Ice Wall (Antarctica) Now, fly along the ice wall for a long bit, and suddenly...omg! the ice wall stops!

Isn't that just amazing?

Hell buy yourself a private jet and a pilot! sit there and watch him! tell him where to fly! "take me to the ice wall!!!" and he'll take you to your little ice wall! fly OVER the ice wall! Omg! the icewall is a big mass of ice! it doesn't go around the big old round earth!

Wow. My life has been a big ole' lie.

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« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2007, 10:54:15 PM »
Hmm, so you want me to spend millions of dollars on private aircraft. Then navigate my way to the Ice Wall, which I wouldn't be able to find (optical illusions, navigation tools wouldn't work, guards wouldn't allow me). Then land my private jet, then take pictures. Thatís really plausible. Or I could just use my own eyes.

I know the earth is flat because I trust my own judgment. Read FE books and keep an open mind.

Just because someone with "credentials" tells you a "fact"--there words don't hold more weight than your judgment.

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« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2007, 10:56:47 PM »
Right now in Iowa theres probably a cult that just drank some poisoned kool-aide, because they believed something that was sooooo far from reality, they're dead now

Anyway, I guess i can respect that you guys like to drift from reality.

I bet you guys think Scientologists are crazy

Take a look in the mirror and smell your cup of FE coffee.


EDIT: I'm goin to bed! I've got a big long day of round earth reality to see! Gonna wake up and go to my round earth school, eat my round earth sausage biscuit along the way, and go to school in my round earth classroom. have fun in your FE bedroom, calling people ignorant when they think the same about you.

goodbye crazy FE people. I'm gonna post these forums on my round earth forums tomorrow and we're all going to laugh at your dumb asses.

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« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2007, 11:19:58 PM »
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how do you KNOW the earth is flat. how do you KNOW theres a god damn ice wall


Get in an airplane, and fly to a piece of your Ice Wall (Antarctica) Now, fly along the ice wall for a long bit, and suddenly...omg! the ice wall stops!


That's called "space".


Quote from: "<Believe>"
Hell buy yourself a private jet and a pilot!


Yeah, because I can afford that kind of thing.

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« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2007, 11:44:24 PM »
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Hmm, so you want me to spend millions of dollars on private aircraft. Then navigate my way to the Ice Wall, which I wouldn't be able to find (optical illusions, navigation tools wouldn't work, guards wouldn't allow me). Then land my private jet, then take pictures. Thatís really plausible. Or I could just use my own eyes.

I know the earth is flat because I trust my own judgment. Read FE books and keep an open mind.

Just because someone with "credentials" tells you a "fact"--there words don't hold more weight than your judgment.
You don't need a plane or any such extravegance, instead you could attempt to use that proclaimed genius of yours and maybe read up on HAM radios and their effects and how they work. Alternatively get 1 and operate it, you'll find there are complications that a flat earth wouldn't have. It kind of gives the FE theory a good old slap in it's flat balls with a cricket bat.

P.S. Keeping an "open mind" in said respect makes you at least 50% irrational, ignorant & mindlessly gullible.

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« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2007, 11:50:49 PM »
Quote from: "<Believe>"
Right now in Iowa theres probably a cult that just drank some poisoned kool-aide, because they believed something that was sooooo far from reality, they're dead now


What's this about Iowa?  Source?

Quote from: "<Believe>"
EDIT: I'm goin to bed! I've got a big long day of round earth reality to see! Gonna wake up and go to my round earth school, eat my round earth sausage biscuit along the way, and go to school in my round earth classroom. have fun in your FE bedroom, calling people ignorant when they think the same about you.

goodbye crazy FE people. I'm gonna post these forums on my round earth forums tomorrow and we're all going to laugh at your dumb asses.


 :lol:  If only you knew, if only you "got it".  But, you gave up far too early; you just took us for our surface value and walked away.

It was fun, I won't lie.  But it was also saddening.

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« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2007, 01:28:15 AM »
Quote from: "<Believe>"
Wow I'm the ignorant one. And for that, makes me NOT LOOK IGNORANT? Nice grammar.


What about a video of outer space? Instead of pics?
Ever heard of the Nasa television channel? 100% live?

EDIT: Oh yeah..NASA's a conspiricy...I forgot.

What if you were to go to a rocket launching? like, they DO have ON SCENE rocket launchinds...you can watch the asternauts go in the space craft and actually take off. If you didn't live in a hole you'd know this >.>

About the microsoft paint, I started thinking and i'm pretty sure they had AirBrushes, so i guess its plausible they could've...But I know they didn't.


Videos are easily faked. If you think otherwise you truly are ignorant.

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« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2007, 03:01:35 AM »
Quote from: "Genius Will"
Hmm, so you want me to spend millions of dollars on private aircraft. Then navigate my way to the Ice Wall, which I wouldn't be able to find (optical illusions, navigation tools wouldn't work, guards wouldn't allow me). Then land my private jet, then take pictures. Thatís really plausible. Or I could just use my own eyes.

I know the earth is flat because I trust my own judgment. Read FE books and keep an open mind.

Just because someone with "credentials" tells you a "fact"--there words don't hold more weight than your judgment.


umm do the gov have like military ppl around the whole icewall (circumference of the circle (FE theory))?  Like they'll issue warning when some planes gets too close...shoot down place that gets too close...?And the Tom dude gave us pictures of the Ice wall....i thought u guys said its not possible to navigate to coz of the illusion and shit...Also Tom...used a pic that was in the movie Happy Feet...lol or did happy feet copy it off him?

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« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2007, 03:19:59 AM »
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umm do the gov have like military ppl around the whole icewall (circumference of the circle (FE theory))?  Like they'll issue warning when some planes gets too close...shoot down place that gets too close...?And the Tom dude gave us pictures of the Ice wall....i thought u guys said its not possible to navigate to coz of the illusion and shit...Also Tom...used a pic that was in the movie Happy Feet...lol or did happy feet copy it off him?


Somewhere in the world, a kitten died because of this post.

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« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2007, 04:42:57 AM »
haha what rick just posted shows more how your guys avoid the question....Why avoid the question?? coz u dno how to answer it, and by ignoring it asap...it'll stop u asking urself stuff such as...maybe i was wrong...maybe the flat earth shit is false....i better start rethinking...Prove me wrong...answer the question...

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« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2007, 06:31:01 AM »
lol lol lol...nobody knows how to answer the question...so they all became quite...even the rick dude...

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« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2007, 01:26:32 PM »
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lol lol lol...nobody knows how to answer the question...so they all became quite...even the rick dude...



Sorry mate, it was 1am and I needed to sleep. No one wants to answer your posts because they are poorly constructed, add nothing to the discussions, and usually don't make sense.

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« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2007, 01:48:11 PM »
We've believed the world was round long before the government was around.
1) All galactic bodies we can see in space are spheres.
R2) We have never seen a galactic body in space that was not a sphere.
R3) The Earth is a galactic body.
C1) Therefore, from inductive logic, the Earth is a sphere.

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« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2007, 01:48:49 PM »
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We've believed the world was round long before the government was around.


Guess who writes the history books.

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« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2007, 01:55:07 PM »
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We've believed the world was round long before the government was around.


As stated elsewhere, the "government" usually referred to may not be the government as you see it.

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« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2007, 02:13:14 PM »
:lol: The airplane thing was an example.

Ok since Space is a humongous vacuum, since you're so close to the ice wall(because if you havn't heard, planes can go over 150 ft), anyway since you're so close to the ice wall, wouldn't your plane crumble instantly? About the planes navigation,(and this is an EXAMPLE, dont call me stupid and try to avoid the question), make your own navigation instraments, take the wheel yourself, and fly into outer space. since its just a giant vacuum, what will happen to your plane? flat earth can't have ozone(I know this was in the fa...Wtf am I saying? This site cant be for real. Jesus christ if it is, I know theres alot stupider people on the planet than UFO believers(atleast they're past round earth theory)

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« Reply #25 on: February 08, 2007, 02:43:21 PM »
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Quote from: "<Believe>"
Wow I'm the ignorant one. And for that, makes me NOT LOOK IGNORANT? Nice grammar.


What about a video of outer space? Instead of pics?
Ever heard of the Nasa television channel? 100% live?

EDIT: Oh yeah..NASA's a conspiricy...I forgot.

What if you were to go to a rocket launching? like, they DO have ON SCENE rocket launchinds...you can watch the asternauts go in the space craft and actually take off. If you didn't live in a hole you'd know this >.>

About the microsoft paint, I started thinking and i'm pretty sure they had AirBrushes, so i guess its plausible they could've...But I know they didn't.


Videos are easily faked. If you think otherwise you truly are ignorant.


I once did a porn with Jenna Jameson once. You should see it.

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« Reply #26 on: February 08, 2007, 03:22:58 PM »
Quote from: "Hara Taiki"
Quote from: "Rick_James"
Quote from: "<Believe>"
Wow I'm the ignorant one. And for that, makes me NOT LOOK IGNORANT? Nice grammar.


What about a video of outer space? Instead of pics?
Ever heard of the Nasa television channel? 100% live?

EDIT: Oh yeah..NASA's a conspiricy...I forgot.

What if you were to go to a rocket launching? like, they DO have ON SCENE rocket launchinds...you can watch the asternauts go in the space craft and actually take off. If you didn't live in a hole you'd know this >.>

About the microsoft paint, I started thinking and i'm pretty sure they had AirBrushes, so i guess its plausible they could've...But I know they didn't.


Videos are easily faked. If you think otherwise you truly are ignorant.


I once did a porn with Jenna Jameson once. You should see it.


I saw that! And... I'm sorry, but that dude wasn't Jenna Jameson.

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« Reply #27 on: February 08, 2007, 03:23:30 PM »
Then you weren't watching the one I was in.