Behold I will send you Elijah the prophet

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Behold I will send you Elijah the prophet
« on: June 05, 2024, 06:40:19 PM »
Before the coming of the great and dreadful day of the LORD.

Behold, I will send my messenger, and he shall prepare the way before me: and the Lord, whom ye seek, shall suddenly come to his temple, even the messenger of the covenant, whom ye delight in: behold, he shall come, saith the LORD of hosts

Behold, He shall come.

https://biblehub.com/kjv/malachi/1.htm
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Re: Behold I will send you Elijah the prophet
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2024, 06:44:34 PM »
It is no wonder I have a personal problem with Mohammed.

The ark of the testimony isn't lost. It never left The Temple, it never left The Holy of Holies. I have it here, with me. You are too profane to understand.

The ark of the covenant isn't lost.

It belongs to me.
Why would that be inciting terrorism?  Lorddave was merely describing a type of shop we have here in the US, a bomb-gun shop.  A shop that sells bomb-guns. 

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Re: Behold I will send you Elijah the prophet
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2024, 12:50:43 AM »

I mean he’s taking his time though, over 2,000 years, several false calls from various cults, don’t you get the feeling he just thought fuck it, and moved on?

I like the quotes though, via King James’s English of course, the language of Jesus.

Here’s a quote;

Someone told me times a-changing but looking all around it seems the same.
Someone told me times a-changing but looking all around it seems the same.

Buying, selling, running, hiding wondering if our world has any shame.
Looking from my window blank faces kill for something new to come.
And looking from my window blank faces kill for something new to come.
But nothing ever changes and the dreams all wither in the sun.


Life is meaningless and everything dies.

Every man makes a god of his own desire

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Re: Behold I will send you Elijah the prophet
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2024, 12:59:11 AM »
This would be the third time, Elijah has offered you an olive branch. He must be, understandably tired and fed up. If it was up to Elijah, he might not extend that olive branch.

You should be grateful, that Jesus is infinitely more merciful.

The KJV is Gods word preserved in English.
I'm getting better with the Hebrew but I haven't even touched the Greek. God hasn't made Himself inaccessible, He didn't die for us so that we would seek him without finding Him.

Why would that be inciting terrorism?  Lorddave was merely describing a type of shop we have here in the US, a bomb-gun shop.  A shop that sells bomb-guns. 

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Re: Behold I will send you Elijah the prophet
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2024, 02:16:12 AM »


I don’t think man/womankind, will ever grow up until we ditch the afterlife. While there is the hope of a hereafter, we won’t take the responsibility of looking after what we have.

There have been hundreds of calculated dates of the second coming, all passed without incident. Starting with Paul, who warned the Thessalonians around AD 50 not to be shaken or alarmed if they hear that the day of the Lord is already here (2 Thess 2:1-2).

Augustine expected the end in AD 500.

On the last night of AD 999 in the old basilica of St. Peter, Pope Sylvester II performed midnight mass in silence, the church crowded with those who expected the end.

The Taborites in 1420, Hans Hut 1528, Cotton Mather 1697, the Jehovah’s Witnesses 1874, 1878, 1881, 1910, 1914, 1918, 1925 and 1984.

I take it Jesus is a bit of a trickster like Loki, or Eris who started the Trojan war, because all these people fervently believed, and it must have been a bit of a bummer come the morning.

Humans being what we are, seeing patterns in clouds, meaning in scattered bones and tealeaves, and being obsessed with our own tiny lives and our place at the centre of things look around and read the signs of imminent portent and believe we are there at the time of importance.
I remember Ronald Reagan saying the end times would be in his lifetime, worryingly, as he had his finger metaphorically on the button, but then he died, we all die and the world spins on.

From a book.
“I’m having an attack of history.”
“It’ll pass.”
Life is meaningless and everything dies.

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Re: Behold I will send you Elijah the prophet
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2024, 02:21:12 AM »
Jesus doesn't care about your sense of timing.

Or mine.
Why would that be inciting terrorism?  Lorddave was merely describing a type of shop we have here in the US, a bomb-gun shop.  A shop that sells bomb-guns. 

Re: Behold I will send you Elijah the prophet
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2024, 08:05:54 AM »
This would be the third time, Elijah has offered you an olive branch. He must be, understandably tired and fed up.
I suppose it has been three thousand years.  On the other hand, what has he actually been up to all this time that has left him all tired and grumpy?  Surely he's had time for a nap?
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Re: Behold I will send you Elijah the prophet
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2024, 03:52:16 PM »
How can you miss someone you've never met?
Why would that be inciting terrorism?  Lorddave was merely describing a type of shop we have here in the US, a bomb-gun shop.  A shop that sells bomb-guns. 

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Re: Behold I will send you Elijah the prophet
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2024, 01:22:10 AM »
Was it Elijah who got rid of Asherah, the queen of heaven and Yahweh’s wife?

What did he have against women?




edit; oops, wife.
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Re: Behold I will send you Elijah the prophet
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2024, 02:39:47 AM »
Probably was scarred by a bloke pretending to be a woman on an obscure forum... I mean... no idea.
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Re: Behold I will send you Elijah the prophet
« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2024, 03:37:27 AM »


Elijah doesn’t seem the type to entertain fear of women, although he did scuttle off into the desert after he pissed Jezebel off.
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Re: Behold I will send you Elijah the prophet
« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2024, 03:56:14 AM »
It's nice to see you two discussing  again. I'm not against you doing this, but this time, don't eat him, okay?
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Re: Behold I will send you Elijah the prophet
« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2024, 04:07:53 AM »

Thank you Wise, it took a long time to regurgitate him, so I won't be doing that again in a hurry.
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Re: Behold I will send you Elijah the prophet
« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2024, 04:33:30 AM »
Elijah doesn’t seem the type to entertain fear of women, although he did scuttle off into the desert after he pissed Jezebel off.

Because he felt like he failed. Elijah did what no one else could do and after he did it, he immediately thought it wasn't good enough, he felt like he had let God down.

God corrected him, in a still small voice.

What doest thou here Jura?
I thought we were past this.
Why would that be inciting terrorism?  Lorddave was merely describing a type of shop we have here in the US, a bomb-gun shop.  A shop that sells bomb-guns. 

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Re: Behold I will send you Elijah the prophet
« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2024, 07:59:05 AM »

Just fucking about.

Synchronicity is a strange thing, a few days before you cropped up again, Spacey was asking for recommendations for books for her dad, I sit next to one of my bookcases when doing this at home and I saw and suggested Pilgerman by Russell Hoban, which I then started to re-read. It’s a very metaphysical book, wonderfully written. A major part of it is the religions of the middle east and the dialogue between a Muslim and the Jewish Pilgerman on god, Jesus and Elijah during the siege of Antioch in the 1090’s.
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Re: Behold I will send you Elijah the prophet
« Reply #15 on: June 07, 2024, 03:24:18 PM »
Synchronicity is a strange thing

It's like there's a plan which transcends our plans.
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Re: Behold I will send you Elijah the prophet
« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2024, 03:34:14 AM »
How many hours are left of the world?  ???
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Re: Behold I will send you Elijah the prophet
« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2024, 02:26:00 AM »
Less than you think.

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« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2024, 06:22:54 AM »
Less than four?!?
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Re: Behold I will send you Elijah the prophet
« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2024, 12:33:14 AM »
Less than you think.
My think is it should have been finished by now.
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Re: Behold I will send you Elijah the prophet
« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2024, 02:16:33 AM »

Anyway, I have cast D1 back to his fiery pit, I thought 2 years of purgatory might have cured him of the god delusion but the madness is deep with this one, and a bit boring as he won’t argue about it, nothing worse in the world than the sanctimonious that won’t rise to the bait, but just quote bits of a 16th century copy of a desert fairy tale as if it means something.
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Re: Behold I will send you Elijah the prophet
« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2024, 07:03:54 PM »
Can someone explain to me what a prophet is.

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Re: Behold I will send you Elijah the prophet
« Reply #22 on: June 14, 2024, 07:17:00 PM »
It's the difference between wholesale and retail.
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Re: Behold I will send you Elijah the prophet
« Reply #23 on: June 15, 2024, 11:35:45 AM »
Well, when mommy capitalist and a daddy capitalist are in love, they can buy a product at one price and sell it at a higher one.  The difference between the prices is referred to as prophet, or in modern spelling profit.
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Re: Behold I will send you Elijah the prophet
« Reply #24 on: July 05, 2024, 05:36:40 PM »
How many hours are left of the world?  ???

More than three and a half years whichever way you slice it.

I haven't concealed this or kept it secret. The middle of the tribulation will be marked by western governments placing an artificial intelligence in charge of men. On David's throne. It will be given power, first by us as a way of securing peace, then by Satan as is written. By peace he will destroy many. It will seek to change times and laws and it will, for a time, two times and the dividing of time.

No one else can tell you this.
I don't need to stand on a mountain to speak to the lost sheep of the house of Israel.
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Re: Behold I will send you Elijah the prophet
« Reply #25 on: July 05, 2024, 05:40:09 PM »
the god delusion

Oho.



I really can't post this enough.

>19For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.

>20Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world? 21For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe.

https://biblehub.com/kjv/1_corinthians/1.htm
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Re: Behold I will send you Elijah the prophet
« Reply #27 on: July 13, 2024, 02:35:05 AM »
Can someone explain to me what a prophet is.

It means servant.
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Re: Behold I will send you Elijah the prophet
« Reply #28 on: July 14, 2024, 01:45:07 AM »
Can someone explain to me what a prophet is.
Son of Gabriel (Satan).
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Re: Behold I will send you Elijah the prophet
« Reply #29 on: July 14, 2024, 01:59:04 AM »
Just Mohammed.
Oh right, not a prophet, my bad.

"Mohammed says: There is not one of you who does not have a jinn appointed to be his constant companion. They said, and you too, O Messenger of Allah? He said, me too, but Allah has helped me and he has submitted, so that he only helps me to do good."
https://sunnah.com/muslim:2814a

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jinn

Mohammed was possessed by a demon.
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Why would that be inciting terrorism?  Lorddave was merely describing a type of shop we have here in the US, a bomb-gun shop.  A shop that sells bomb-guns.