My Werepenguin Apology

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Chris Spaghetti

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My Werepenguin Apology
« on: March 23, 2023, 02:19:13 AM »
I offer my apologies for not keeping up with my co-narrator duties.

Work has been unexpectedly busy over the last month or so, so I haven't had time to drop in at work. I am also studying to become a chartered surveyor which has absorbed my evenings. On the weekends, I have been training for a long-distance charity bike ride which has wiped me out.

I am sorry.

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Wolvaccine

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Re: My Werepenguin Apology
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2023, 02:21:43 AM »
It is not your apology that is needed.


Boydster on the other hand.... Just cut and ran.  >:(

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Jura-Glenlivet II

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Re: My Werepenguin Apology
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2023, 04:58:57 AM »

I get it Chris, you are a busy, fit , go getter, your wife is a stunner who saves puppies and your children will run the world, you thought you could fit a bit of charity work in for the mentally ill but the UN called and youíre coping with a strained shoulder from the orgy with the pussycat dolls.

Well youíre not the only one with a jet-set lifestyle sunshine, I must have swept at least a mile of corridor and ran to the bus from the chipshop yesterday, and Gladys the driver always gives me the eye, well at least her good one and I gave a tramp my batter, so donít try and out-compassion me.

But I managed to stick it out, through the tears, powercuts, rat attacks and body wracking despair, so you might be surprised, but I donít accept your apology.
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NotSoSkeptical

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Re: My Werepenguin Apology
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2023, 07:19:18 AM »
Everyone gets busy.  It's not a big deal.

At least someone didn't blowup and try to destroy the game.  So that makes any absences completely not an issue in my books.
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That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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Re: My Werepenguin Apology
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2023, 07:48:40 AM »
UR FIRED!

You should narrate a game when your irl stuff is not so busy.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Chris Spaghetti

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Re: My Werepenguin Apology
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2023, 08:19:22 AM »

I get it Chris, you are a busy, fit , go getter, your wife is a stunner who saves puppies and your children will run the world, you thought you could fit a bit of charity work in for the mentally ill but the UN called and youíre coping with a strained shoulder from the orgy with the pussycat dolls.

Well youíre not the only one with a jet-set lifestyle sunshine, I must have swept at least a mile of corridor and ran to the bus from the chipshop yesterday, and Gladys the driver always gives me the eye, well at least her good one and I gave a tramp my batter, so donít try and out-compassion me.

But I managed to stick it out, through the tears, powercuts, rat attacks and body wracking despair, so you might be surprised, but I donít accept your apology.

I understand and accept. I can only hope that I can earn your forgiveness.

UR FIRED!

You should narrate a game when your irl stuff is not so busy.

Definitely

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Re: My Werepenguin Apology
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2023, 09:24:16 AM »
If it eases your guilt I don't think you could have saved that game.
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Re: My Werepenguin Apology
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2023, 11:15:26 AM »
Doesn't matter Chris.
There was 2 narrators so if 1 wasn't on the other could carry on the game.
What matters is that you were there to narrate.

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NotSoSkeptical

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Re: My Werepenguin Apology
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2023, 07:10:40 PM »
Most definitely not your fault Chris.  Alexei holds all the blame for being Alexei.
Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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Re: My Werepenguin Apology
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2023, 11:29:27 AM »
Most definitely not your fault Chris.  Alexei holds all the blame for being Alexei.

Exactly. I was also slacking a bit so it's not your fault.