Why does Idaho not exist?

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Why does Idaho not exist?
« on: January 03, 2006, 07:29:54 AM »

An FAQ on Flat Earth:
Could someone clarify the following questions for me?

Q20: Does Idaho exist?
No. The existence of Idaho is a lie, fabricated by a conspiracy of cartographers, as is England (see question 10).
Q21: What about North Dakota?
That doesn't exist either.

Why Wouldn't those states exist??



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Why does Idaho not exist?
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2006, 08:13:13 AM »
That's not a real flat-earther website. It was just set up to make fun of them. I think somewhere on there it also says that they took over a school and are deprogramming all the kids there. It's just silly.
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Why does Idaho not exist?
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2006, 01:10:43 PM »
I once went to Spokane. I asked about Idaho. Someone said it was over there and pointed across the street. Seemed reasonable to me. But I never did see it.

Why does Idaho not exist?
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2006, 01:28:00 PM »
5. Does the "middle corner" prove that 5=6?

Yeah, somehow I think they might not be serious...
he Earth is flat, surrounded by a wall of ice, guarded by Ice Wall Guards, and genetically engineered penguins walk around it...

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Why does Idaho not exist?
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2006, 02:36:51 PM »
The site you linked is a parody.
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Why does Idaho not exist?
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2006, 04:24:35 PM »
Is anyone here from Idaho?  Now, I've never seen Idaho and I've never been Idaho.  I'm seen "pictures" from Idaho and I've heard people tell me that they've been to Idaho.  But I know that it's all part of a conspiracy.

For me to believe in Idaho, I'll need to see proof of Idaho.

And don't try to prove it to me by showing me pictures like these:

I know those are fakes.  I've seen them before.  They're feeble attempts at covering up the truth.

And don't try to put me on a bus and drive me to idaho.  I know those bus drivers only display images of Idaho on the windows and obscure their GPS systems to make you believe you're in Idaho when you're really in Montana.  I mean, come on people, all those towns and plains look identical in the Northwestern U.S.  You could be in Oregon, for all you know.

But nooooo.  You just go on thinking like you were programmed to think, just how the Gestappo educational system likes it.  Go on believing that Idaho really exists.  Go on assuming that republican governor Larry Craig calls the state his home.  Those of us with true understanding know why Idaho doesn't exist.  Because, instead of Idaho being there, there's a giant Horsemeat Wall.

So, as I've said, if you believe Idaho exists, then prove it.  Otherwise, I'm just going to assume there's a Horsemeat Wall out there--and I don't really need to prove there's a Horsemeat Wall, we can just accept it as vacuously true because there isn't an Idaho.  Right?  The absense of Idaho kinda proves the existence of a Horsemeat Wall.  No further evidence necessary.

Idaho?  More like LIE-daho.

Why does Idaho not exist?
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2006, 05:19:06 PM »
that site is telling the truth.
i bleivee in eveyrthing it says

^that is so idaho
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