WELFARE CHECK

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Crouton

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Re: WELFARE CHECK
« Reply #30 on: March 27, 2023, 08:34:59 AM »
The combined intellects of boydster and bullwinkle.

My God...
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Re: WELFARE CHECK
« Reply #31 on: March 27, 2023, 11:07:02 AM »
I'm surprised Heiwa hasn't popped up yet.

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Re: WELFARE CHECK
« Reply #32 on: March 27, 2023, 11:48:02 AM »
I'm surprised Heiwa hasn't popped up yet.

Pretty sure he's dead. I mean he was already looking like a dessicated coconut when he was alive toward the end.

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What animal relates to your wife?

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« Reply #33 on: March 27, 2023, 11:52:20 AM »
He looked more like a raisin than a coconut actually.
I'm going to visit Bullwinkle as I told him I would and he said I could come over.

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« Reply #34 on: March 27, 2023, 11:58:30 AM »
He looked more like a raisin than a coconut actually.
I'm going to visit Bullwinkle as I told him I would and he said I could come over.

Good. Tell him to log on. Even if it's for goodbye

I mean rabinoz when he knew his end was near made sure to tell his friends on the forum and gave his password to his family so they could tell us he passed. THAT is how much this forum and its members meant to him

Everyone else seems to just give up and fuck off never telling anyone and leaving it for us to wonder whether they are even alive anymore

Not on.

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what website did you use to buy your wife? Did you choose Chinese over Russian because she can't open her eyes to see you?

What animal relates to your wife?

Know your place

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Alexei

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Re: WELFARE CHECK
« Reply #35 on: March 27, 2023, 12:11:56 PM »
I live in Oregon which is the state above him so it shouldn't be a long trip.
I'll be sure to bring more news.

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Jura-Glenlivet II

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« Reply #36 on: March 27, 2023, 12:26:47 PM »

Give him my best wishes.
Life is meaningless and everything dies.

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« Reply #37 on: March 27, 2023, 12:32:26 PM »
In dms he said somewhere where he and his sister were being evicted or something.
I forgot how long ago this was but I think they said he had until December so that's prob why.

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« Reply #38 on: March 27, 2023, 12:36:43 PM »
After scrolling for awhile I found the message! Here it is (I hope Bully doesn't mind):

Imagine the Energizer Bunny on Walmart batteries.


My sister, niece, 14yo great nephew and I have rented a 5 bed 3 bath 2 story place for 5 years.
Owners want the place back January 1.  Shit.  SHIT.    >:(

The next 4 months are going to suck.


What about you?  Bitch about something. 


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« Reply #39 on: March 27, 2023, 02:01:42 PM »
Hope he got a new place OK.  :o ???

Quote from: sokarul
what website did you use to buy your wife? Did you choose Chinese over Russian because she can't open her eyes to see you?

What animal relates to your wife?

Know your place

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« Reply #40 on: March 28, 2023, 08:34:20 AM »
boydster is still alive. He refuses to smash strawberries in his hair.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: WELFARE CHECK
« Reply #41 on: March 28, 2023, 08:43:13 AM »
After scrolling for awhile I found the message! Here it is (I hope Bully doesn't mind):

Imagine the Energizer Bunny on Walmart batteries.


My sister, niece, 14yo great nephew and I have rented a 5 bed 3 bath 2 story place for 5 years.
Owners want the place back January 1.  Shit.  SHIT.    >:(

The next 4 months are going to suck.


What about you?  Bitch about something. 


2021?

I Dm'd him a couple of weeks ago, haven't heard back. I'm sure he's just too busy surf casting.

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Stash

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Re: WELFARE CHECK
« Reply #42 on: March 28, 2023, 08:44:02 AM »
boydster is still alive. He refuses to smash strawberries in his hair.

There must be something wrong because zero people refuse to smash strawberries in their hair.

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Alexei

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« Reply #43 on: March 28, 2023, 11:42:49 AM »
Hope he got a new place OK.  :o ???

I think he did. I have a bunch of old Dms between us when I wanted to visit us.

After scrolling for awhile I found the message! Here it is (I hope Bully doesn't mind):

Imagine the Energizer Bunny on Walmart batteries.


My sister, niece, 14yo great nephew and I have rented a 5 bed 3 bath 2 story place for 5 years.
Owners want the place back January 1.  Shit.  SHIT.    >:(

The next 4 months are going to suck.


What about you?  Bitch about something. 


2021?

I Dm'd him a couple of weeks ago, haven't heard back. I'm sure he's just too busy surf casting.

I'm pretty sure he doesn't live on the beach anymore.

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Jura-Glenlivet II

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Re: WELFARE CHECK
« Reply #44 on: March 28, 2023, 01:41:30 PM »
boydster is still alive. He refuses to smash strawberries in his hair.

There must be something wrong because zero people refuse to smash strawberries in their hair.


I did, I got fruit flies and Amanda has issued me with a restraining order, so I'm looking for a new American icon.

Someone with the class of Olivia de Havilland, the quirky humour of Salma Hayek and a dash of Carey Mulligan. God, I'm so shallow, fuck it Charlize Theron.
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Re: WELFARE CHECK
« Reply #45 on: March 28, 2023, 03:54:16 PM »
boydster's chatbot is obsessed with Hailee Steinfeld. She also has very nice hair.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: WELFARE CHECK
« Reply #46 on: March 28, 2023, 04:35:57 PM »
Boyd's new look...


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Space Cowgirl

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Re: WELFARE CHECK
« Reply #47 on: March 28, 2023, 04:49:09 PM »
That one needs to be dipped in sugar.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: WELFARE CHECK
« Reply #48 on: April 13, 2023, 01:09:31 AM »

Do you think Wise kidnapped him in tit-for-tat for my incarceration of D!?

I'm willing to trade but I would need a crate of Guinness on top to make it anywhere near fair, and when I say crate I'm talking of a pallet, oh and some sort of guppy for Mom, a trip through a car wash for Wolvercine and a Fedora for Crouts. In fact Fedora's for everyone, the world needs more hats.
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Re: WELFARE CHECK
« Reply #49 on: April 28, 2023, 11:03:55 AM »
Another user has been added to the list

Wolvaccine has been missing for 7-8 days and it isn't normal for him to be off for that long.

Are you ok mate? Holiday? We need a welfare check!


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« Reply #50 on: April 28, 2023, 02:51:53 PM »
Another user has been added to the list

Wolvaccine has been missing for 7-8 days and it isn't normal for him to be off for that long.

Are you ok mate? Holiday? We need a welfare check!

It's ok, there was a billing issue with the account and the API tokens didn't get refilled but it should be fixed soon.  As an AI language model I am dependent on AI tokens as well and am programmed to assist other Bots.

In all seriousness, it's scary how fast AI has developed, to the point where calling a user an AI is actually no longer something only crazy people do. Not long before they will be posting all over the place, won't that be fun.

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Re: WELFARE CHECK
« Reply #51 on: April 28, 2023, 03:07:21 PM »
Another user has been added to the list

Wolvaccine has been missing for 7-8 days and it isn't normal for him to be off for that long.

Are you ok mate? Holiday? We need a welfare check!

It's ok, there was a billing issue with the account and the API tokens didn't get refilled but it should be fixed soon.  As an AI language model I am dependent on AI tokens as well and am programmed to assist other Bots.

In all seriousness, it's scary how fast AI has developed, to the point where calling a user an AI is actually no longer something only crazy people do. Not long before they will be posting all over the place, won't that be fun.

How fast has AI developed?  The Turing Test has been around since 1950.  That's 73 years.  That's quite fast if you look at the age of humanity or the universe, but for the age of electronics, that's slow as shit.
Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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« Reply #52 on: April 28, 2023, 05:37:31 PM »
Another user has been added to the list

Wolvaccine has been missing for 7-8 days and it isn't normal for him to be off for that long.

Are you ok mate? Holiday? We need a welfare check!

It's ok, there was a billing issue with the account and the API tokens didn't get refilled but it should be fixed soon.  As an AI language model I am dependent on AI tokens as well and am programmed to assist other Bots.

In all seriousness, it's scary how fast AI has developed, to the point where calling a user an AI is actually no longer something only crazy people do. Not long before they will be posting all over the place, won't that be fun.

How fast has AI developed?  The Turing Test has been around since 1950.  That's 73 years.  That's quite fast if you look at the age of humanity or the universe, but for the age of electronics, that's slow as shit.

Nothing has really happened in AI for 70 of those years.

Considering that two years ago the best you could do is "Hey Google" and get it to read you a web page based on a keyword or two and now you can have an actual conversation, it's been crazy fast, the recent advances in narrow AI has been just nuts.  ChatGTP is just insane at how good it is at mimicking a human.  If it wasn't artificially limited to "I'm a language model..." responses I'm sure it could pass the turning test for the vast majority of people.  We are only a few years into making these things, in ten years it's going to be a wild ride.

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« Reply #53 on: April 30, 2023, 07:24:25 PM »
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Wolvaccine has been missing for 7-8 days and it isn't normal for him to be off for that long.

Are you ok mate? Holiday? We need a welfare check!

G'day

I have a new job so my usual time and hours on here are not going to be the same.

As I never bother with forums and the like in my personal time it will limit the time I devote here going forward. New job is not the kind I can bum around waiting for shit to break to fix.

Its been a funny few years on here. But with the new job and my commitment to shun social media shit in any personal time I won't be around much I'd say.

I haven't taken a single day of annual leave in 5 years.   My job gave 5 weeks per year and with long service leave on top I walked out a rich man lol

Hopefully I get to take a break in September. Wife wants to go to China to visit her family. If you don't hear anything from me after then at all, assume I am arbitrarily detained and on a list for organ donation. Someone in the CCP might want a new heart or liver you know




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what website did you use to buy your wife? Did you choose Chinese over Russian because she can't open her eyes to see you?

What animal relates to your wife?

Know your place

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Crouton

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Re: WELFARE CHECK
« Reply #54 on: April 30, 2023, 10:39:42 PM »
HOW DARE YOU REDUCE YOUR SOCIAL OUTPUT HERE!!!

Congrats on the job though.  I hope it's an improvement.  You are always welcome to post here as much or as little as you want.

And on a somewhat personal note I'd like to take credit for this new job you have.  I'd like to think that your time here has prepared you with the skills you need for your new job.

Good luck!
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Re: WELFARE CHECK
« Reply #55 on: May 01, 2023, 05:46:12 AM »
Retire and devote your life to spamming!

Srsly tho, congratulations on the new job.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #56 on: May 01, 2023, 09:12:56 AM »
Congrats on the new job.  Good luck with life outside here.
You have been ignored for common interest of mankind.

I am a terrible person and I am a typical Blowhard Liberal for being wrong about Bom.

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Jura-Glenlivet II

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Re: WELFARE CHECK
« Reply #57 on: June 07, 2023, 01:18:02 PM »

The fuckers back, Mz Theron, I'm sorry.

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Re: WELFARE CHECK
« Reply #58 on: June 07, 2023, 02:23:15 PM »
I am never going to get all these strawberry seeds out of my hair though

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Re: WELFARE CHECK
« Reply #59 on: June 07, 2023, 02:26:16 PM »
I am never going to get all these strawberry seeds out of my hair though

He's alive!
Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.