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WELFARE CHECK
« on: March 07, 2023, 11:13:04 AM »
Boydster. You okay mate?

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C'mon man, the werepenguin game wasn't so bad you had to quit the whole forum! Come back!!


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« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2023, 11:44:10 AM »
Maybe he's having the daily wank? Heard that the meds he's been taking been making it hard to nut.
Seems likely. Maybe he's trying to have the daily orgasm but he's having a hard time nuttin.

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« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2023, 12:18:39 PM »
He is okay. I emailed him the other day, then he didn't reply for a few days and I thought maybe the globularists got him, but he finally replied and says he's very busy irl.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2023, 12:19:43 PM »
He is okay. I emailed him the other day, then he didn't reply for a few days and I thought maybe the globularists got him, but he finally replied and says he's very busy irl.

It wasn't the globularists. It was the penguins.
THE PENGUINS GOT HIM!

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« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2023, 01:02:13 PM »
He is okay. I emailed him the other day, then he didn't reply for a few days and I thought maybe the globularists got him, but he finally replied and says he's very busy irl.

Good to hear. Hopefully his busy real life is going ok

He is okay. I emailed him the other day, then he didn't reply for a few days and I thought maybe the globularists got him, but he finally replied and says he's very busy irl.

It wasn't the globularists. It was the penguins.
THE PENGUINS GOT HIM!

True. We did. Sorry about that boydster  8)

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« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2023, 01:04:25 PM »
I hear you happen to be skull fucking the lad like a totally depraved bastard.
It's the penguin way  8)

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« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2023, 01:07:56 PM »
I hear you happen to be skull fucking the lad like a totally depraved bastard.
It's the penguin way  8)

Hey if there's a hole we go hammer and tongs on that bastard. A hole in the ground, a chloaca, a decomposed eye socket.... - It's the penguin way.  8)

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« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2023, 01:09:59 PM »
I hear you happen to be skull fucking the lad like a totally depraved bastard.
It's the penguin way  8)

Hey if there's a hole we go hammer and tongs on that bastard. A hole in the ground, a chloaca, a decomposed eye socket.... - It's the penguin way.  8)

A hole is a hole. Doesn't matter if the dick doesn't plop in easily. Just use some lube and go for the fucker.... - It's the penguin way  8)

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« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2023, 01:21:56 PM »
I think they need to up your meds.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2023, 01:31:14 PM »
So the doctor said I may have to go to a psychologist to see if I have schziophrenia so we'll see if they up the meds.
(The reason why is because I have actually, throughout my life, experienced hallucinations. I have seen my mother in a turquiose dress at school holding my sister but when I looked away and then back. She was gone. I later asked my mom about it and she said she wasn't there so that's why I live in a constant state of fear)

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« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2023, 05:16:44 AM »
The next person we need a WELFARE CHECK on is JJA


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Does anyone know how to contact him directly? Or do we not give a fuck about this one....

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« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2023, 10:40:00 AM »
Pretty sure he has a yahoo messanger or something.

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« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2023, 01:59:47 PM »
The next person we need a WELFARE CHECK on is JJA


Last Active on January 02, 2023, 20:18:46


Does anyone know how to contact him directly? Or do we not give a fuck about this one....

Can I pick the not giving a fuck option? :)

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« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2023, 06:28:52 PM »
The next person we need a WELFARE CHECK on is JJA


Last Active on January 02, 2023, 20:18:46


Does anyone know how to contact him directly? Or do we not give a fuck about this one....

Can I pick the not giving a fuck option? :)

You can. But I really hope he pops in again someday. Just so I know he's alright.

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« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2023, 01:58:25 AM »
The next person we need a WELFARE CHECK on is JJA


Last Active on January 02, 2023, 20:18:46


Does anyone know how to contact him directly? Or do we not give a fuck about this one....

Can I pick the not giving a fuck option? :)

You can. But I really hope he pops in again someday. Just so I know he's alright.

JJA is most certainly not alright.  Have you seen the kinds of websites he hangs out on?

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« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2023, 03:07:42 AM »
The next person we need a WELFARE CHECK on is JJA


Last Active on January 02, 2023, 20:18:46


Does anyone know how to contact him directly? Or do we not give a fuck about this one....

Can I pick the not giving a fuck option? :)

You can. But I really hope he pops in again someday. Just so I know he's alright.

JJA is most certainly not alright.  Have you seen the kinds of websites he hangs out on?

I know the country he hangs out in. Frankly I'm surprised he stayed sane as long as he did

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« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2023, 07:54:55 AM »
I know the country he hangs out in. Frankly I'm surprised he stayed sane as long as he did
You are assuming much when you speak of JJA's sanity. That's always been in short supply.

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« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2023, 03:32:42 PM »
I'm pretty sure he's my neighbor, actually.
I happen to live near a queer little lad who's a bit strange, should I say, but he seems like JJA.
Don't worry. I'll use chlorform on him and bring him back to FETO HQ after going AWOL.
Thanks for bringing the attention to us.

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« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2023, 10:27:25 AM »
He is okay. I emailed him the other day, then he didn't reply for a few days and I thought maybe the globularists got him, but he finally replied and says he's very busy irl.

It's now getting ridiculous. He cant spare 2 minutes to log on? Even to say farewell?

His last post of all time absolutely can not be
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I've found it's pretty hard to know what cycle we are in so far, which is a bit frustrating

That, after everything he has contributed would be a pretty fucked up way to end his legacy here.

So he must come back!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2023, 11:28:22 AM »
Like the terminator, he'll be back.

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« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2023, 03:51:01 PM »
I should send him an email full of cry smileys.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #21 on: March 18, 2023, 01:23:45 PM »

Yeah well, fuck him!


You  send a couple of "concerned about you Boydsta" messages and he doesn't answer, you grieve, because if someone did that to me I would feel their pain and respond, so it must be serious, like the yakuza have called in the gambling debts by chopping off all his fingers or his MAGA hat fell out his bag at a Vanity Fair reception, but no, he's a bit busy.   

No, my new favourite American is Amanda Seyfried.
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« Reply #22 on: March 18, 2023, 03:15:37 PM »
Amanda Seyfried has lovely hair.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #23 on: March 18, 2023, 03:38:57 PM »
Tho a small role, she was fabulous in 'Mank'. And chilling in 'The Dropout'. I understand that she smells like fresh strawberries as well as having luscious hair.

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« Reply #24 on: March 18, 2023, 03:44:23 PM »
Have you seen Boydsta's hair? It's luscious too, but no, fuck him. Amanda it is.
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« Reply #25 on: March 18, 2023, 04:00:28 PM »
I know, it was a toss up between Boyd's head fur and Amanda's. But I'm sure Boyd doesn't smell like fresh strawberries.

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« Reply #26 on: March 18, 2023, 04:48:07 PM »
I emailed boydster to let him know he can cry, and that he should smash strawberries in his hair if he wants to defeat Amanda Seyfried.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #27 on: March 18, 2023, 07:51:36 PM »
he should smash strawberries in his hair if he wants to defeat Amanda Seyfried.

Honestly, that would do it

DO IT BOYDSTER!

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« Reply #28 on: March 27, 2023, 06:37:19 AM »
WELFARE CHECK for Boydster has been cancelled. No one gives a fuck about him anymore


New WELFARE CHECK issued for BULLWINKLE

Where are you bud? Hope you're doing okay and catching lots of fish

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« Reply #29 on: March 27, 2023, 08:21:55 AM »

I think all the Americans are being culled, for their organs, especially for their brains, as they are largely un-used.
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