The spiders are gonna get you

https://www.axios.com/local/washington-dc/2022/03/09/giant-joro-spiders-east-coast-may

An invasive species of spider the size of a child's hand is expected to “colonize” the entire East Coast this spring by parachuting down from the sky, researchers at the University of Georgia announced last week.

Why it matters: Large Joro spiders — millions of them — are expected to begin “ballooning” up and down the East Coast as early as May. Researchers have determined that the spiders can tolerate cold weather, but are harmless to humans as their fangs are too small to break human skin.

Clearly the spiders are tired of living in the clouds.

Prepare for something harmless . . .   
Thank you, researchers.

Prepare for something harmless . . .   
Thank you, researchers.

Says the guy on the west coast..

Quote from: Bullwinkle on March 09, 2022, 02:03:08 PM

Prepare for something harmless . . .   
Thank you, researchers.

Says the guy on the west coast..

   

Hey, sometimes the temperature isn't 76ºF.   
We have our problems too.    

Quote from: Danang on March 09, 2022, 04:41:15 AM

Just give 'em a letter of request along with chocolate.

you're awesome.   

Thx, you too

legitimate 2nd opinion

The spiders might be harmless for non morons 

Ik this thread is old but I gotta add something:
Huntsman spiders (that big arse spider you might find hiding in your shoe if you happen to live in Oz) is actually harmless and eats poisionous spiders.
They are also the fastest spiders on Earth if you hate spiders you're shit outta luck.

https://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2022/03/04/big-invasive-parachuting-spiders-will-begin-to-cover-entire-east-coast-experts-say/

The spiders are going to land in a neighborhood near you!

Srsly, they look like the golden silk orb weavers that live in Florida. They won't hurt you. lol

I haven't heard anything more about the giant parachuting spiders.

Ik this thread is old but I gotta add something:
Huntsman spiders (that big arse spider you might find hiding in your shoe if you happen to live in Oz) is actually harmless and eats poisionous spiders.
They are also the fastest spiders on Earth if you hate spiders you're shit outta luck.

My shoe was usually always faster. When I see one of those bastards chilling on the wall? WHACK!

Quote from: Space Cowgirl on March 05, 2022, 11:14:12 AM

https://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2022/03/04/big-invasive-parachuting-spiders-will-begin-to-cover-entire-east-coast-experts-say/

The spiders are going to land in a neighborhood near you!

Srsly, they look like the golden silk orb weavers that live in Florida. They won't hurt you. lol

I haven't heard anything more about the giant parachuting spiders.

They could survive the cold, but not the stupidity of Liberals in the Northeast, so they died.

That or COVID.

Hey, not all of us are stoopid...

Hey, not all of us are stoopid...

I'm sorry that you live in NE.

Quote from: Stash on February 15, 2023, 03:18:32 PM

Hey, not all of us are stoopid...

I'm sorry that you live in NE.

Born and raised, no longer live there. But I can't seem to shake the Masshole in me.

Quote from: NotSoSkeptical on February 15, 2023, 03:50:28 PM

Quote from: Stash on February 15, 2023, 03:18:32 PM

Hey, not all of us are stoopid...

I'm sorry that you live in NE.

Born and raised, no longer live there. But I can't seem to shake the Masshole in me.

Well then you escaped.  Congratulations, unless you are one of those transplant dummies who leave because of the stupid but still bring it with them.

Quote from: Stash on February 15, 2023, 05:51:59 PM

Quote from: NotSoSkeptical on February 15, 2023, 03:50:28 PM

Quote from: Stash on February 15, 2023, 03:18:32 PM

Hey, not all of us are stoopid...

I'm sorry that you live in NE.

Born and raised, no longer live there. But I can't seem to shake the Masshole in me.

Well then you escaped.  Congratulations, unless you are one of those transplant dummies who leave because of the stupid but still bring it with them.

I'm gonna take the 5th on that one...