I cannot cry and it's everyone's problem

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boydster

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I cannot cry and it's everyone's problem
« on: February 04, 2023, 08:02:10 AM »
:'(

>:(

The problem illustrated here is that the crying emoji is not working. That is all.

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Re: I cannot cry and it's everyone's problem
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2023, 08:51:01 AM »
https://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=91352.0

I dont think anyone who can fix it gives an F considering he is still broken

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Re: I cannot cry and it's everyone's problem
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2023, 08:31:04 AM »
This is awful! How are we supposed to mourn the emoji if we can't even cry?
 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Re: I cannot cry and it's everyone's problem
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2023, 05:50:36 PM »

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sokarul

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Re: I cannot cry and it's everyone's problem
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2023, 05:54:25 PM »


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ANNIHILATOR OF  SHIFTER

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boydster

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Re: I cannot cry and it's everyone's problem
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2023, 04:52:11 AM »


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Yes, it should be as easy as going into the Smileys admin area and remapping the missing smileys. And yet, still, I cannot cry. :'(

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Re: I cannot cry and it's everyone's problem
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2023, 09:06:00 AM »

that's a crying shame,
Life is meaningless and everything dies.

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Re: I cannot cry and it's everyone's problem
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2023, 10:43:33 AM »
When i go into the smiley settings the crying smiley is still there, and the crying smiley image is still there. idk why it won't work.

I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: I cannot cry and it's everyone's problem
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2023, 12:16:09 PM »
When i go into the smiley settings the crying smiley is still there, and the crying smiley image is still there. idk why it won't work.

I'm sure John Davis is hard at work, missing many nights of sleep attending to this issue. It will be fixed very soon.

Thanks for your diligence John!

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Re: I cannot cry and it's everyone's problem
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2023, 02:33:14 PM »
I'm hoping this will be resolved by the 2024 election, we're gonna need it. I'm not getting my hopes up though.

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Re: I cannot cry and it's everyone's problem
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2023, 02:53:48 PM »


Clearly the only thing to do is go into settings and break every other smiley. For balance.
Wait. Have to make sure the important shortcut still works.
lime.
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Re: I cannot cry and it's everyone's problem
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2023, 04:34:20 PM »
I agree. If one is broken, break them all. Level the playing field.

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Re: I cannot cry and it's everyone's problem
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2023, 04:53:11 PM »
There's a viking smiley that doesn't work. :'(
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: I cannot cry and it's everyone's problem
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2023, 05:17:07 PM »
I tried to upload the cry smiley and I got a message that says something about it being unwriteable.

i'M SURE THERE'S A WAY i CAN UPLOAD A SMILEY.

This is the message:

The following smiley directories are not writable: default, classic, Lots_O_Smileys, aaron, akyhne
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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boydster

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Re: I cannot cry and it's everyone's problem
« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2023, 05:40:22 PM »
I don't have a sandbox SMF set up anymore to even try to help point you in the right direction. But the smiley is there, it shouldn't need to be reuploaded, it should just need to be remapped to the key binding that looks like the crying face.

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Re: I cannot cry and it's everyone's problem
« Reply #15 on: February 25, 2023, 12:18:18 PM »
I'm pretty sure it isn't an image problem.
The image is there:

It just isn't parsing the  :'( into a smiley.

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Re: I cannot cry and it's everyone's problem
« Reply #16 on: February 25, 2023, 01:31:39 PM »
That is true, and I don't understand why. I looked at the smileys in the admin console and it's the same as all the other working smileys. I even turned it off and back on again!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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JackBlack

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Re: I cannot cry and it's everyone's problem
« Reply #17 on: February 25, 2023, 01:34:26 PM »
It is the only one with a ' character.

Are you able to assign it a different code?

Looking into it more, the code to get the message takes the ' and turns it into '
But the code which does that for the smiley code instead magically turns it into '
As they aren't the same, it doesn't work.

This should effect any smiley with a ' as part of its code.
« Last Edit: February 25, 2023, 02:29:07 PM by JackBlack »

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Re: I cannot cry and it's everyone's problem
« Reply #18 on: February 25, 2023, 01:48:35 PM »
Are you able to assign it a different code?
This. In the interests of diagnosing the issue, what happens if you swap the codes?
Say,  :) caused by : '(
And the crying emoji :'( caused by : )

Which one breaks?
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JackBlack

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Re: I cannot cry and it's everyone's problem
« Reply #19 on: February 25, 2023, 03:02:47 PM »
It is specifically in the function entity_fix__callback, which is called for user messages before they are saved in the database.
It takes the entity '
breaks it apart to get the number 039, which it casts to an int as 39 and then back into a string.

If you add a new smiley, with the code
Code: [Select]
:'(, which is set to hidden, it will then catch the existing cry smiley codes. (but if you try to change the existing one, then new smileys will be entered as that which is further encoded breaking it).

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Space Cowgirl

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Re: I cannot cry and it's everyone's problem
« Reply #20 on: February 25, 2023, 03:10:02 PM »
:sob:

IT WORKED.

I changed the code to

Code: [Select]
:sob:

If you don't like that code suggest a different one. I swear I tried this once the other day and it didn't work, but maybe it did and I thought it didn't. idk.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: I cannot cry and it's everyone's problem
« Reply #21 on: February 25, 2023, 03:34:27 PM »
:sob:

IT WORKED.

I changed the code to

Code: [Select]
:sob:

If you don't like that code suggest a different one. I swear I tried this once the other day and it didn't work, but maybe it did and I thought it didn't. idk.

If that worked, changing it back should work as well.
If "deserving" time was a factor for responding on these forums, then no one would be here posting.

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Re: I cannot cry and it's everyone's problem
« Reply #22 on: February 25, 2023, 04:11:01 PM »
Changing it back didn't work  >:(
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Slemon

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Re: I cannot cry and it's everyone's problem
« Reply #23 on: February 25, 2023, 04:35:43 PM »
What happens if you add apostrophes to the shortcuts for other smileys?
I've heard that apparently there can be some weirdness with apostrophes if the code's getting confused between generic notepad-esque apostrophes and fancier smart-quote Word apostrophes.

 :sob:
Ah well, is mostly academic if we can cry now anyway.
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Re: I cannot cry and it's everyone's problem
« Reply #24 on: February 25, 2023, 04:59:08 PM »
What happens if you add apostrophes to the shortcuts for other smileys?
I've heard that apparently there can be some weirdness with apostrophes if the code's getting confused between generic notepad-esque apostrophes and fancier smart-quote Word apostrophes.

 :sob:
Ah well, is mostly academic if we can cry now anyway.

I was >:( before when we couldn't :sob:, but now I'm :D.

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Re: I cannot cry and it's everyone's problem
« Reply #25 on: February 25, 2023, 05:18:24 PM »
I looked at the other smileys and the cry one was the only one with an apostrophe, so I reckon if I changed the code on something else to have an apostrophe it would also break.

Do you guys want it to stay : sob: or do you want me to change it? I should have just made it :cry:

I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: I cannot cry and it's everyone's problem
« Reply #26 on: February 25, 2023, 06:30:14 PM »
Changing it back didn't work  >:(
Like I said, the issue is the
Code: [Select]
'
The processing before saving a message converts this to
Code: [Select]
'
But the processing for the smiley to check both options converts it to
Code: [Select]
'Because they don't match, it breaks.

If you set the code for the smiley back to
Code: [Select]
:'( and in addition you add a smiley, with the same gif, with the code
Code: [Select]
:'( and set it to hidden, then it should work.

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Re: I cannot cry and it's everyone's problem
« Reply #27 on: February 26, 2023, 04:40:27 AM »
JackBlack for admin!

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Re: I cannot cry and it's everyone's problem
« Reply #28 on: February 26, 2023, 03:08:39 PM »
I tried to upload the cry smiley and I got a message that says something about it being unwriteable.

i'M SURE THERE'S A WAY i CAN UPLOAD A SMILEY.

This is the message:

The following smiley directories are not writable: default, classic, Lots_O_Smileys, aaron, akyhne

I tried uploading a new smiley and this is the message I get. We use the default directory.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: I cannot cry and it's everyone's problem
« Reply #29 on: February 26, 2023, 10:51:46 PM »
I tried uploading a new smiley and this is the message I get. We use the default directory.
I thought you should be able to add a new smiley, using the existing cry.gif, without having to upload a new one?